[QUOTE=Red Toaster;16436310]Complete and utter fail. Read the first post.
:fuckyou::respek::razz:[/QUOTE]
God, I am new you know, I might have missed it! the pics were distracting
Posts on a forum dictate how much your eyes can be distracted? Gosh, I never knew!
Constructive criticism please.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Go Back To Halo&b=Destroy at least ten props somone else has spawned within fifteen seconds.&c=10&d=10&e=1020&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Succumbed To Temptation&b=Press a self-destruct button on somone's creation&c=u&e=1008&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Just Say No&b=Kill somone by throwing a bottle of chemicals or alcohol at them&c=u&e=1401&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Self-Aware&b=Put a soda can in a trash can&c=u&e=1230&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=You Liked That Part, Didn't You?&b=Kill a Metro Cop with a soda can.&c=u&e=1500&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Come Back Here, Punk!&b=Have a Metro Cop with a stunstick chase a civilian for at least one minute.&c=u&e=124&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=The King&b=Create a contraption that actively uses all vanilla construction props and building tools that can stand up for ten seconds.&c=u&e=1606&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Nuclear Fallout&b=Download all the fallout 3 backgrounds and use one.&c=u&e=1500&f=2[/img][/url]
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[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Lulz263%@$&<>\?&b=Spam 30 servers until kicked/banned.&c=13&d=30&e=1102&f=1[/img][/url]
[QUOTE=SteelWing;16359612][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=When all else fails...&b=Kill 40 headcrabs with your Crowbar in 20 seconds&c=u&e=http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6087/crowbarthefuckerthumbna.jpg&f=2[/img][/QUOTE]
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Party Hard&b=Spend 3 or more hours in gmod using vanilla GMOD tools with atleast 2 steam friends.&c=02:00:00&d=03:00:00&e=317&f=1[/img]
Both of these are doable and do not require addons.
Title : Achievement whore
Desc : Unlock 5 achievements to unlock this achievement.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Tic-Tac-Toe&b=Play Tic-Tac-Toe with the paint tool.&c=u&e=1205&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=It won't go on!&b=Kill a civillian by trying to turn them into a zombie&c=u&e=1519&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Medieval Rampage&b=Kill 10 other players with a flail made of the Demoman's stickys, and the HL2 Trap Propeller Lever prop.&c=9&d=10&e=1008&f=2[/img][/url]
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=The GMod Conspiracy&b=Get killed by 20 of your own contraptions.&c=6&d=20&e=1605&f=1[/IMG]
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=It Works!&b=Hijack another players contraption and use it to kill the person who made it.&c=u&e=http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e188/flyinghippoes/Carcrush-1.jpg&f=2[/img]
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Welcome to the Dictatorship&b=Watch 5 people get banned from a single server&c=0&d=5&e=900&f=2[/IMG]
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Infectilitious&b=Teabag someone with the 'Infectilitious' achievement&c=u&e=1703&f=1[/IMG]
;)
Kept me entertained for a while.
Some good ideas out there to! I hope to see some in game.
Click on Achievment and u will get site
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Crowbar%20Pwnage&b=Pwn%2010%20Antlion%20Guards%20with%20the%20crowbar&c=0&d=10%20&e=http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb249/LuisFigo1/Antlionguardicon1.jpg&f=2[/img]
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Kenny%20is%201337&b=Die%201337%20times%20on%20the%20same%20server&c=0&d=1337&e=http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb249/LuisFigo1/Kenny1337.jpg&f=2[/img]
Please tell me if you like it (:
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=1337 pro&b=spawn everything in the game &c=u&e=1606&f=1[/img][/url]
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[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Land, Sea, Air&b=create a vehicle that can be on land, sea and air &c=u&e=1211&f=1[/img][/url][url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Uber fail&b=die once you first spawned&c=u&e=1020&f=1[/img][/url]
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[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&b=Hack a server&c=u&e=1019&f=1[/img][/url]
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[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=I see you&b=Find the G-Man sighting on gm_mobenix_v3_final&c=u&e=1700&f=1[/img][/url]
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[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Epic Rick Roll&b=Play a Rick Roll on 50 servers&c=7&d=50&e=1607&f=1[/img][/url]
[editline]05:47PM[/editline]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Armageddon&b=Set off 20 nukes in a server with no admin&c=u&e=1308&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Smooth Criminal&b=Make a ragdoll lean perfectly.&c=l&e=1015&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...&b=Get killed.&c=u&e=1801&f=3[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=We're no strangers to love&b=Rick Roll another player with the YouTube addon.&c=u&e=1607&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Carmageddon&b=Spawn every single car from D.I.P.R.I.P. Warm Up&c=l&e=1313&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Weekend Deal!&b=Spawn an object from a game currently being offered with a discount on Steam, if available.&c=l&e=1224&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Checkerboard&b=Miss a texture&c=u&e=1313&f=1[/img][/url]
[editline]05:59PM[/editline]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=The Cake is a Lie&b=Figure out that the cake is only a texture&c=u&e=1413&f=2[/img][/url]
LMAO XD
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[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=100000000000 gforces&b=Make a vehicle that goes so fast that it kills you&c=l&e=1017&f=1[/img][/url]
[url]http://l4d-fr.com/ach.php?a=DROP[/url] THE BOMBSHELL.&b=Survive the nuclear weapon of an serveradmin.&c=l&e=8&f=2
[url]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=That[/url] water is a spy!&b=Use 7 cameras whie being under water.&c=7&d=7&e=1608&f=2
[url]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Impossible[/url] luck.&b=Join the gmod tower 15 times.&c=0&d=15&e=1904&f=1
[url]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Quizmaster&b=Solve[/url] all quiz questions in the gmodtower right.&c=0&d=50&e=1200&f=1
[url]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Good[/url] move schweinhund.&b=Achieve 35 Garry's mod achievements.&c=38&d=35&e=513&f=1
[url]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=First[/url] fist.&b=Achieve 50 Garry's mod achievements.&c=38&d=50&e=521&f=1
[url]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=A[/url] "sticky" note.&b=Stick an player to a wall using a crossbow.&c=u&e=834&f=1
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=No Smoking&b="Accidentally" set a wooden fort on fire.&c=u&e=324&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Jaws&b=Kill a player on land while you are under water.&c=u&e=1608&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Contraception&b=Build a shield over the spawn to protect players from the mingebag&c=u&e=730&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Third time's the charm&b=Die in the air, on land, and under water.&c=u&e=132&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Breaking and entering&b=Knock down a door in rp and raid the house&c=u&e=503&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Citizen Miscount&b=Kill a civilian NPC with the stunstick.&c=u&e=1906&f=1[/img][/url]
ITT: really stupid achievement ideas by 12 year olds and lots of even stupider chan meme shit ideas.
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=U-Boat 101&b=Kill 25 NPCs while suffering from drown damage&c=12&d=25&e=1608&f=2[/img]
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Serial Puppeteer&b=Kill 100 players with a ragdoll.&c=96&d=100&e=1212&f=1[/img]
Off the top of my head.
Just an idea, but you should make it so. Achievements that are obvious should be hidden. Like this one suggested earlier.
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Add%20On%20Master&b=Have%20more%20tham%20100%20addons&c=3&d=100&e=1401&f=2[/img]
Someone would just go out and download 100 addons. Instead make it hidden so when they do get 100 addons it shows up.
all achievements should be hidden until you unlock them or gmod will become another achievement farming game
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=No gun needed.&b=Fall 3,000 feet&c=0&d=3,000&e=1412&f=2[/img][/url]
Best I can think of.
I think this one is the best...
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Just like Portal&b=Fall 3000 feet with 2 StarGates, one being Atlantis and another SG-1&c=u&e=1307&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=STOP IT!&b=Create a turret in spawn area that kills 10 players&c=3&d=10&e=600&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Oh no, not again&b=Crash G-Mod 2 times in a row&c=1&d=2&e=1611&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Fountain of puke&b=Make a ragdoll pose with an emmiter in mouth&c=u&e=1237&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Poo-rpose&b=Poo on purpose with writing /poo command in chat on RP server&c=u&e=1301&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Even better than sorry&b=Become Steam friends with a player that you killed&c=l&e=1700&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Garry's Fortress 2&b=Play Fort Wars for 15 minutes with TF2's props only&c=07:48&d=15:00&e=1300&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Better than taunt&b=Make a ragdoll cannon&c=l&e=121&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Additional weight&b=Have a Gnome prop in you spaceship on Spacebuild server&c=u&e=1518&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://l4d-fr.com/achievements.php][img]http://l4d-fr.com/ach.php?a=LEROY JENKINS&b=Kill 53,595 zombies.&c=10&d=53,595&e=44&f=2[/img][/url][url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=The G-mod dating scene&b=Meet a girl on G-mod.&c=u&e=1203&f=1[/img][/url][url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=You're Jesus&b=Don't die for 1 hour in 10 servers constantly (without using god or buddha)&c=3&d=10&e=1602&f=1[/img][/url][url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Pen1s&b=Create a johnson.&c=l&e=1234&f=1&short[/img][/url]
url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=L33t much?&b=Spawn 1337 headcrabs and dont die in the mean time.&c=421&d=1337&e=1212&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=It's over 9000!!!!!!!!111@!!!21onetwo!!!!23&b=Delete 9000 props in one server.&c=u&e=1230&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Fort builder&b=Build a for that can survive after nuke thrown down.&c=u&e=327&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Gravity Cat not amused.&b=Make Gravity cat become amused! ^_^&c=u&e=1212&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Castle In the sky.&b=Build A fort in a sky that stays in there without using freeze.&c=u&e=1109&f=1[/img][/url]
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Sniper Junior&b=Kill 50 REAL(can be same) players with the crossbow on the same server&c=0&d=50&e=http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb249/LuisFigo1/Sniper50.jpg&f=2[/img]
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Sniper Pro&b=Kill 150 REAL(can be same) players with the crossbow on the same server&c=0&d=150&e=http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb249/LuisFigo1/Sniper150.jpg&f=2[/img]
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Sniper 1337&b=Kill 500 REAL(can be same) players with the crossbow(not same server)&c=0&d=500&e=http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb249/LuisFigo1/Sniper500.jpg&f=2[/img]
[QUOTE=swoeen;16436284]How did you make those?[/QUOTE]
No he didn't.
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Master%20Of%20Puppets&b=Grab%20a%20ragdoll%20with%20your%20physics%20gun%205000%20times&c=1205&d=5000&e=1309&f=1[/img]
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=...And%20Justice%20For%20All&b=Kill%20Breen&c=u&e=1&f=2[/img]
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Ride%20The%20Lightning&b=Drive%20a%20vehicle%20with%20a%20laser/lightning%20tracer&c=u&e=1232&f=1[/img]
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Symphony%20Of%20Destruction&b=Kill%205%20players%20in%205%20seconds&c=l&e=1003&f=2[/img]
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Angels%20Don%27t%20Kill&b=Kill%20100%20players%20while%20in%20no-clip&c=21&d=100&e=1602&f=1[/img]
Metal references.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=What is this I don't even&b=Get 1.000.000 ammo from the jeep.&c=0&d=1000000&e=514&f=1[/img][/url]
[QUOTE=snip3r_gpf;16455859][url=http://l4d-fr.com/achievements.php][img]http://l4d-fr.com/ach.php?a=LEROY JENKINS&b=Kill 53,595 zombies.&c=10&d=53,595&e=44&f=2[/img][/url][/QUOTE]
You just renamed Zombie Genocidest from L4D. Bravo, lack of imagination.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=HI KIDS!&b=spawn 100 baby doll props &c=u&e=1010&f=2[/img][/url] heres myne, for the tru pedo in us all :) (the baby doll is the one from hl2 in the begining in the playground)
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=1+1=6&b=Prove To the world that 1+1 is 6&c=u&e=1106&f=1[/img][/url] haha musta be impossible xD
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=My god! Mingebag Used BSOD on the server!&b=Server Resulted Damage of 10 with 0 hp remaining! Server Selfdestructs!&c=u&e=1019&f=1[/img][/url] Loool dunno how i came up with that one
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=We go in and we go out.&b=Most Likely. The Trip from one portal to other portal is 3 Seconds. Make it 2!&c=u&e=1304&f=1[/img][/url] Whee!
[url=http://l4d-fr.com/achievements.php][img]http://l4d-fr.com/ach.php?a=IT'S OVER 53,595!!!!&b=Eat 53595 brains in one round.&c=53594&d=53595&e=44&f=2[/img][/url] LOL!
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