[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Ow!!&b=Yell OW! over voice chat 20 times, or in text chat when you are killed.&c=6&d=20&e=1102&f=1[/img][/url]
Should be sufficient ;P
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[QUOTE=GordonZombie;16692182][url=http://l4d-fr.com/achievements.php][img]http://l4d-fr.com/ach.php?a=VANDAL&b=Trash 10 RP houses or buisnesses&c=1&d=10&e=http://www.freefoto.com/images/21/15/21_15_19---Smashed-Window--Burnt-Out-Car_web.jpg&f=1[/img][/url]
If you can't see anything it's something to do with the site.
Also see this, God I can't stop laughing [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Minge[/url][/QUOTE]
His wife was from gaylord minesota LOLOLOLOLOLL.
[QUOTE=Ice05;16983043]Those are mine :D :
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=The hacks&b=Bypass script-enforcer and kill 10 people in 3 seconds&c=u&e=1310&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Oh what's this?&b=Die 101 different ways&c=70&d=101&e=1211&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=You break my heart&b=Spread the "Secret phrase" sentence for the world after you guessed it.&c=l&e=1407&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=I love Garry's Fretta server.&b=Join the fretta server for 100 times&c=50&d=100&e=337&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Be rude&b=Drop the F-Bomb 1000 times&c=683&d=1000&e=1213&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Mute list&b=Sucefully figure out how the mute list works and mute a spammer.&c=u&e=1105&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=I can haz HLSS?&b=Find out a way to spam in Garry's Mod whit Half-Life Sound Selector.&c=u&e=1102&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=I am the lua king&b=Make portal gun work the same way as in the original game.&c=l&e=1412&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=GOD TELL ME WHY? WHY!!??!?!?&b=Make Source engine crash and get a critical error&c=u&e=1020&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=I like making admins ragequit&b=Make 30 admin ragequit&c=5&d=30&e=1606&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=You little pervert.&b=Get caught making a sexpose.&c=u&e=1234&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Loner&b=Stay away 1 hour from other players.&c=60&d=60&e=1206&f=1[/img][/url]
Sorry for my english.[/QUOTE]
This is a great example of achievements that are not recordable, and that requires downloaded addons. In other words: what you are [B]not[/B] supposed to do.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Bitch Slap&b=Hit a Alyx ragdoll with a crowbar and type BITCH SLAPPED in chat shortly after&c=u&e=1519&f=2[/img][/url]
Rofl
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=FAT ASS&b=Eat over 200 pounds while playing gmod&c=u&e=http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/fat-blogger.jpg&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Jesus Approves&b=Kill over 9000 npcs&c=u&e=http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w41/Lycanking555/_Jesus-2.jpg&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Racist Bastard&b=Write 1000 derogatory terms with tool gun&c=666&d=1000&e=http://www.solarnavigator.net/history/explorers_history/adolf_hitler_portrait.jpg&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Mingebag Genocider&b=Kill 53,594 guys with the name Mingebag.&c=1&d=53594&e=1&f=2[/img][/url]
I saw the recent 'updates' to the achievements and thought "1000 baddies? That's about 2 minutes of Electric Onslaught".
[img]http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/8895/ach1php.png[/img]
[IMG]http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6370/ach2phpw.png[/IMG]
Maybe I'm the only one that has too much fun with that map.
This is awesome.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=I must keel ppl rly fast but bullets R 2 slow&b=Shoot at somebody, but then keel him with crowbar instead.&c=u&e=101&f=1[/img][/url]
[editline]09:23PM[/editline]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Poor man's sniper rifle&b=Kill a player with Colt Python .357 from 500 meters&c=l&e=908&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Money money money...&b=Have more than $100,000 in DarkRp or Applejack&c=l&e=1004&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Ex-prez scandal&b=Throw a shoe to G-man NPC with gravity gun.&c=u&e=1805&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Chuck Norris was here&b=Kill 100 NPC with SMG in one minute without moving&c=u&e=1208&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Last chance&b=Get a healthkit when you have only 1 HP left.&c=l&e=715&f=1[/img][/url]
Wehee, it works. Here's sum moar.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Hilarity Ensues&b=Host a server using a 56k connection.&c=u&e=0&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Prop Hater&b=Light 500 props on fire on a multiplayer server&c=64&d=500&e=311&f=1[/img][/url]
[editline]12:56AM[/editline]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Rick Roll'd&b=Download the Rick Roll radio swep&c=u&e=1607&f=1[/img][/url]
[editline]01:04AM[/editline]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Barber&b=Use a barbed-wire prop you kill 5 people&c=2&d=5&e=8&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Garry?&b=Change all of your steam information to make it seem like you are Garry&c=l&e=900&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Frosty the snowman!&b=Make a snowman out of the css props that are given&c=u&e=1605&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Best model ever&b=Download the alyx nude model&c=l&e=1006&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Tic Tac Toe? Sweet!&b=Play Tic-Tac-Toe using the paint tool with a friend on steam&c=u&e=1205&f=1[/img][/url]
[editline]01:06AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=flashn00b;17177207][url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Mingebag Genocider&b=Kill 53,594 guys with the name Mingebag.&c=1&d=53594&e=1&f=2[/img][/url][/QUOTE]
That's highly impossible. .
[editline]01:12AM[/editline]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=G 4 Mod&b=Spawn every single l4d prop in gmod 10&c=l&e=1002&f=2[/img][/url]
[QUOTE=brendanmint;16355206][url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Source complete&b=Play at least 1 map from every Source game&c=u&e=http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww105/bendanmint/th_5.jpg&f=2[/img][/url][/QUOTE]
Like the Achivment, but isnt this for gmod achivements?
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=BOOM HEADSHOT !!!&b=Kill 5 players with a head shot using only the magnum&c=u&e=1&f=2[/img][/url]
Not really necessary and very easy.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Cube, How could you &b=get killed by the ASWCC&c=u&e=1404&f=2[/img][/url]
Maybe, but then again, too easy.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Pistolero&b=Kill 100 enemys with the pistol&c=u&e=1910&f=1[/img][/url]
This one is okay.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Who needs weapons when you got gravity?&b=Kill 30 opponents with the gravity guns primary fire&c=u&e=1520&f=2[/img][/url]
May be hard to code, as it's not the gravity gun that kills the enemy, it's the prop.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Hoppin' Bomber&b=Shoot down a combine gunship using only hopper mines&c=u&e=1513&f=2[/img][/url]
Requires Mod's and EP2. Maybe if you had a certain game, a achievement excluded to that content.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Canned!&b=Kill a metro-cop with the soda can&c=u&e=1500&f=2[/img][/url]
Too easy.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Grenade Knocker&b=Shoot 5 grenades out of zombine hands&c=u&e=1519&f=2[/img][/url]
Requires EP2, but as stated above, is possible. Would be okay.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Achievement Unlocked&b=earn an achievement&c=u&e=1508&f=2[/img][/url]
Not necessary at all.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=OMGWTFBBQ thats damn impossible&b=Kill a combine npc with the rpg while underwater on the other side of the map in 10 seconds &c=u&e=1019&f=1[/img][/url]\
:wtc: :sigh:
[editline]10:30PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=waran4;16959838]All of them were great until I saw the last one... That's bad. Although I'm unsure if the "Hopping Chopper" is possible (to record). Also, the "Cube, how could you" requires addons.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't require addons, requires a game. :Dawkins102:
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Mr. Crowley&b=Spawn a crow and let it live for 60 minutes.&c=1&d=60&e=1208&f=1[/img]
Meh. (wait where's my achievement :S )
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;17649982][url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=BOOM HEADSHOT !!!&b=Kill 5 players with a head shot using only the magnum&c=u&e=1&f=2[/img][/url]
Not really necessary and very easy.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Cube, How could you &b=get killed by the ASWCC&c=u&e=1404&f=2[/img][/url]
Maybe, but then again, too easy.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Pistolero&b=Kill 100 enemys with the pistol&c=u&e=1910&f=1[/img][/url]
This one is okay.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Who needs weapons when you got gravity?&b=Kill 30 opponents with the gravity guns primary fire&c=u&e=1520&f=2[/img][/url]
May be hard to code, as it's not the gravity gun that kills the enemy, it's the prop.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Hoppin' Bomber&b=Shoot down a combine gunship using only hopper mines&c=u&e=1513&f=2[/img][/url]
Requires Mod's and EP2. Maybe if you had a certain game, a achievement excluded to that content.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Canned!&b=Kill a metro-cop with the soda can&c=u&e=1500&f=2[/img][/url]
Too easy.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Grenade Knocker&b=Shoot 5 grenades out of zombine hands&c=u&e=1519&f=2[/img][/url]
Requires EP2, but as stated above, is possible. Would be okay.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Achievement Unlocked&b=earn an achievement&c=u&e=1508&f=2[/img][/url]
Not necessary at all.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=OMGWTFBBQ thats damn impossible&b=Kill a combine npc with the rpg while underwater on the other side of the map in 10 seconds &c=u&e=1019&f=1[/img][/url]\
:wtc: :sigh:
[editline]10:30PM[/editline]
Doesn't require addons, requires a game. :Dawkins102:[/QUOTE]
It can be interpreted in two ways, be killed by the prop version or TetaBonita's "Perfectly Harmless Companion Cube"
[QUOTE=coolguyfourteen;16347943]Gmod dose not need achievements, its a freaking mod, not a hardcore fps or mmo[/QUOTE]
Try using goremod and a powerful shotgun and tell me again its not hardcore
This achievement is impossible to get unless you are trying:
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Drunken Dumbass&b=Miss an NPC at point blank range&c=l&e=1500&f=2[/img][/url]
This is a pretty easy one with a sniper rifle:
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=You got aim, bitch!&b=Hit an NPC from the very edge of a map&c=l&e=119&f=1[/img][/url]
Inspired by Resident Evil: Apocalypse:
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Elite Zombie Pwner!&b=Kill 30 zombies and 10 headcrabs in two minutes with three different weapons&c=l&e=1520&f=2[/img][/url]
[QUOTE=Wickerman123;17679933][IMG]http://i814.photobucket.com/albums/zz68/TheHappyTroll/achphp.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i814.photobucket.com/albums/zz68/TheHappyTroll/SHARONphp.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i814.photobucket.com/albums/zz68/TheHappyTroll/HotPotatophp.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i814.photobucket.com/albums/zz68/TheHappyTroll/FAILphp.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i814.photobucket.com/albums/zz68/TheHappyTroll/SuperSniperphp.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i814.photobucket.com/albums/zz68/TheHappyTroll/DRUGGIEphp.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
All require mod/speicific names.
[QUOTE=koh97;17733496]All require mod/speicific names.[/QUOTE]
You didn't read the achievements. Hot Potato can done with vanilla, on any name. As can fAiL. Super Sniper is a gray area, you can consider the crossbow a sniper weapon. And RAPE! is just undetectable no matter what you do.
[QUOTE=Kingy_who;16344848][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=the%20Downloader&b=Download%2020%20addons%20between%20games&c=u&e=1510&f=2[/img]
[editline]09:42AM[/editline]
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Arse Licker&b=Become admin within a week of first connecting to the server&c=u&e=1230&f=1[/img][/QUOTE]
I've done the second one.
but it was my server so I don't think it counts.
I like fire.. HAHAHA
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Don't wait! Incinerate! &b=Burn a mere 40 NPC's in 1 minute &c=u&e=303&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=General Annoyance&b=Goto 2 servers on Gmod with at least 5 players and annoy them all to leaving the server&c=u&e=1105&f=1[/img][/url]
I got that one. Hehe :D
[editline]08:19PM[/editline]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=NUCLEAR!!!!!&b=Detonate 5 nuclear bombs at the same time&c=l&e=1912&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=I told you to stop watching so much TV&b=Get tricked into watching a TV that someone tells you to, but has dynamite in it and you get blown up&c=u&e=1020&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=The Ultimate Thumb-Down&b=Make a thumb wrestling pose with any 2 npcs&c=l&e=302&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Ultimate Dodger!&b=Make 2 antlion guards 10 times run into eachother trying to get you&c=10&d=10&e=1501&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Bad Luck, Chuck&b=Make a portal anywhere on a map, then make another one that leads into a wall and when you go out the last one you hit the wall and die&c=u&e=1304&f=1[/img][/url]
Srry about some of the titles, I didn't know what to name them.
[editline]08:25PM[/editline]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Web Sleuth&b=Download 100 ragdolls, props, or weapons from garrysmod.org&c=100&d=100&e=1611&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Barbarian&b=Kill 100 Antlion guards or Hunters using only a melee weapon.&c=100&d=100&e=521&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Serial Arsonist&b=Light 10000 thigs on fire.&c=u&e=300&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Botanist&b=Scatter 100 foliage props around a single map.&c=u&e=1233&f=1[/img][/url]
(couldn't find an image for the last 1)
Be smashed by baby XD.
You would have to be GOD to get this. And extremely self controlled.
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=The Ultimate Pacifisto-Representa&b=Play a full year of Gmod without causing damage to anyone, ever.&c=l&e=713&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Little Angel&b=Spend a year's worth of online play without getting kicked or banned.&c=215&d=365&e=1303&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Fat but Strong&b=Eat lots of balls until you reach 50000hp&c=l&e=5&f=2[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Oops!&b=Destroy a welded building that uses 200 props using a single piece of dynamite.&c=u&e=1912&f=1[/img][/url]
[url=http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php][img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=The Flying Man&b=Reach the top of any map without using noclip.&c=u&e=1411&f=2[/img][/url]
If anyone manages to fulfill the first two achievements, I'll eat my socks.
Why is there so many pictures in this thread that doesnt exist
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