fullfilling his dreams of course
[editline]29th December 2012[/editline]
on the bright side at least he has something more sensible to jack off to
[editline]29th December 2012[/editline]
rather than green colours and logos
[QUOTE=343N;39014457][url]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/19296530/Things/Text/ascii.txt[/url][/QUOTE]
"This page is in Czech, would you like to translate it?"
Sure! ... Oh god what the fuck is that?
Anyway, Elpis has a sweet website. Talk about eye candy.
Come on guys only a few days left for [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1178173&p=38989859&viewfull=1#post38989859"]this amazing offer[/URL].
Tell you what - if you're still deciding and you're a Xenon Servers customer I will pay you $5 via paypal if you switch to Elpis Host.
So that's a free lifetime server plus five dollars cash which you can spend on steam or a meal at mcdonalds or something.
[QUOTE=darksoul69;39016281]Come on guys only a few days left for [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1178173&p=38989859&viewfull=1#post38989859"]this amazing offer[/URL].
Tell you what - if you're still deciding and you're a Xenon Servers customer I will pay you $5 via paypal if you switch to Elpis Host.
So that's a free lifetime server plus five dollars cash which you can spend on steam or a meal at mcdonalds or something.[/QUOTE]
Meanwhile, at the Xenon headquarters...
"OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHI-"
Back to you, Tyler.
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;39017386]this is getting interesting[/QUOTE]
not as interesting as you
[QUOTE=darksoul69;39016281]Come on guys only a few days left for [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1178173&p=38989859&viewfull=1#post38989859"]this amazing offer[/URL].
Tell you what - if you're still deciding and you're a Xenon Servers customer I will pay you $5 via paypal if you switch to Elpis Host.
So that's a free lifetime server plus five dollars cash which you can spend on steam or a meal at mcdonalds or something.[/QUOTE]
Art of War Central did a offer against Xenon once, and a few months later Xenon offered a better offer, so watch out. They like to play that game.
[QUOTE=Bubka3;39018370]Art of War Central did a offer against Xenon once, and a few months later Xenon offered a better offer, so watch out. They like to play that game.[/QUOTE]
hey hey if they want to give out free lifetime servers then that's fine with me.
Breaking news, Xenon will be sending hookers to anyone who switches to their service. These hookers are not permanently yours, which is of course a dealbreaker.
In other news, Elpis stock rises yet again.
And now to Olly with the weather.
[QUOTE=Deprehensio;39018413]And now to Olly with the weather.[/QUOTE]
[B]IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS![/B]
Now, back to whatever poorly scheduled programming there is on TV.
Best thread ever, on so many different levels.
[QUOTE=Soleeedus;38495989]which part of "i can't make a ticket" did you miss
there was a database issue or whatever so I couldnt even make a ticket, jesus fuck[/QUOTE]
seems it finally got to him
[IMG]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/16737046/soleeedus.png[/IMG]
better start spamming so I can get 500 posts.
[sp] Don't worry, I won't really [/sp]
[QUOTE=TylerB;39019407]seems it finally got to him
[IMG]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/16737046/soleeedus.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
you're a bit late mate
[editline]29th December 2012[/editline]
what is an opinion
[QUOTE=TylerB;39019407]seems it finally got to him
[IMG]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/16737046/soleeedus.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Let's not start this again.. no need to revive something from like ten pages ago.
[QUOTE=343N;39014457]in order to fullfill that guys dreams
we should add a hidden link that goes to this ascii art: (NFSW)
[URL]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/19296530/Things/Text/ascii.txt[/URL]
[editline]29th December 2012[/editline]
ohfuck pageking[/QUOTE]
if you translate that page to english from czech, it becomes an overweight woman
[QUOTE=Soleeedus;39024489]if you translate that page to english from czech, it becomes an overweight woman[/QUOTE]
Nah that's just google censoring it.
Elpis Host = Best host of 2012.
I've probably been with a dozen server hosts through 2012 and none were more reliable than Elpis Host, I am glad I finally come across a host I could rely on as all the others I tried let me down. And on top of the reliability Tyler is the man. Always quick to respond to tickets and efficiently, and responds quickly to the live chat feature. Great guy, great service, everyone is happy :smile: So long as Elpis Host is around I'm not moving!
Thank you for your kind words! :)
[QUOTE=Drakortha;39028080]Elpis Host = Best host of [b]∞[/b].
[/QUOTE]
Fixed that.
Oh, the post minimum was increased to 500.
Can you add timestamps to the web console?
[QUOTE=DataSchmu;39062932]Can you add timestamps to the web console?[/QUOTE]
Sadly no.
dude what
I think the Cpanel and FTP are broken again as usual, I cannot access either of them. Could you think about switching to something that actually works?
[QUOTE=Stiveno;39074148]I think the Cpanel and FTP are broken again as usual, I cannot access either of them. Could you think about switching to something that actually works?[/QUOTE]
The remote monitors do occasionally crash and require a restart. I'm going to be implementing a system soon that will query the monitors remotely and if its down restart them.
Even though I am not eligible for a server; I still have a question about this:
How does Elpis Host compare to other Gameservers hosts such as Vilayer, Xenonservers etc?
[QUOTE=kingen50cent;39075646]Even though I am not eligible for a server; I still have a question about this:
How does Elpis Host compare to other Gameservers hosts such as Vilayer, Xenonservers etc?[/QUOTE]
Had Xenon for about a year, before Elpishost came up. Went to Elpishost when I found it, cheaper, better servers, more reliable (I crash literally 5x less on Elpis than Xenon), more friendly, wicked fast support, whereas when I was with Xenon I had unannounced IP switches about every two months or so which destroyed my server community each time, because people didn't know where the server went, their support took two or three days to get back to you, and the server wasn't all too great.
I'm loving Elpishost, I really can't vouch for Elpis enough. I haven't tried Vilayer, but I doubt that they can outdo Elpis.
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