MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server?

[revan740]

Not me being banned, but rather being the banner: On my small little personal server (for just a few friends), I joke around when someone random joins that has Xxxx!~[]}{} etc. in their name. I act really pissed and permaban them before they can even get into the server. Though, they're not missing anything. It's just for a couple friends, and I do that when I forget to set a password. Heh.

[Zeh Matt]

I wonder how many people here got banned on Metastruct for being 12. I can't stand the voice of a kiddy on the servers :(

[Bly]

Banned for "Building a spaceship" in spacebuild.

[Bilsta1000]

Was a d3vine admin for a while
but now they have an absolute idiot second in command who doesn't seem to like me
I get banned from forums, vent and servers.
Vent reason:
Server: threatening to hack.
forums reason:

Now they have decided to offer perminant weapons for IRL money to try and squeeze a little bit more out of the players.

Darren you know who you are.
and since you decided to cover my mouth over there I'll say it here.
the Rp server will get shit if you are giving perminant weapons, not that it was shitty before.

[HyperTails]

I got banned once for building a larger building than the admin.

And I haven't played online garrysmod since

[KamikazeZombie]

Maybe he felt insecure about his penis.

[Smartlord]

[QUOTE=X6ZioN6X;32074911]Maybe he felt insecure about his penis.[/QUOTE]
Of course he did, all eleven year olds do.

[PredatorKing]

On a TTT server playing with a friend, out of nowhere a player decides that we're brothers (what.) and that we're metagaming (what the fuck.). He continues to go on about this for a while, until eventually an admin comes on. He decides to bitch about it to the admin, the whole time we're all 'fuck no'.

Guess who got banned.

[Jarrod]

[QUOTE=PredatorKing;32108720]On a TTT server playing with a friend, out of nowhere a player decides that we're brothers (what.) and that we're metagaming (what the fuck.). He continues to go on about this for a while, until eventually an admin comes on. He decides to bitch about it to the admin, the whole time we're all 'fuck no'.

Guess who got banned.[/QUOTE]
Ummm...you?

[lythron]

Got banned from *gaming becuase one of the admins on there went on the wrong side of the road, while i was waiting for the lights to turn green he rammed me and then kicked me, so i rejoined, asked why i got kicked, then he bans me for disrespect and "dont argue with admins"

[Shifty Pete]

Banned for being Admin on another server.

Friendly communities :)

[Jarrod]

[QUOTE=lythron;32124515]Got banned from *gaming becuase one of the admins on there went on the wrong side of the road, while i was waiting for the lights to turn green he rammed me and then kicked me, so i rejoined, asked why i got kicked, then he bans me for disrespect and "dont argue with admins"[/QUOTE]

I would have played there server, but there anti-cheat did not allow me to connect because Macs somehow triggered it. If I use my laptop, it would be laggy.
To come to it, if they fixed it, I wouldn't be able to connect because G-Mod crashes if I join a server, I still wonder why...

[Gorou]

I killed an traitor in TTT without screaming "OMFG TRAITOOOORRRRRZZZ!", since he was already aiming at my noggin I didn't have the time to go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!111!!!" on the mic.

Also:
Feeling mingy today?
Just feeling the world laughing at you?
Y U NO KILL KLIENER!!??!?!

Seriously, I never feel the urge too puke my mingyness onto other people, I usually just go to singleplayer and shoot a bathtub at Kleiner or something. (Can anyone tell me why everyone spells it "Kliener"?)

[Andokool12]

[QUOTE=X Mun;31943780]Killing a traitor in TTT. I was an Innocent.[/QUOTE]

So playing the game normally

I remember getting banned because the owner said he wanted to ban somebody. So somebody said "ban the guy with the lowest score". Just then I got ping kicked, rejoined and got banned because I had the lowest score for rejoining.

[werewolf0020]

For being a furfag

[Missing User]

"long list of trolling, rdm, and general bullshit extending for months and months"

i had been on the server for a few weeks. God, and it was such a fun server too.

avoid NNJG at ALL costs. they lure you in with fun gameplay and awesome addons then BAM. no more for you

[Sorrowsong]

My friends and I were running a bank on an RP server, and some guy placed forty grand for us to hold. An admin raided our bank and took the player's forty grand, and when the player found out that we lost his money, he complained to the [I]same exact[/I] admin who robbed his money. I would have expected that player to be banned, but then after my friend said, "Dude that's the guy who stole your money," the admin banned us instead with the reason:

"I decided to give him his money."

[KamikazeZombie]

Autobanned for being vacced.

Stop generalizing all vacced people as hackers who will never learn their lesson and continue hacking.

[Banhfunbags]

I got banned from a TTT server for playing on another TTT server.

[frankpetrov]

I joined an RP server and said hi
BANNED:
"we don't like your kind"

[Beanz]

this was back when i was playing gmod on my brothers account because i didn't have my own. he only plays css. i played on a server for a couple of days and i became "friends" with an admin. he added me to his friends list and a few seconds later i got banned.

"YOU HAVE PLAY TOO MANY CSS HOURS KIDD!!!" was the reason.

quite stupid in my opinion.

[kyo228]

was playing as barak obama player model and spawn killing with remote mines

[Papa Gator]

i was banned after being generalized an rper at a gm_bigcity server i always go to by a 12 year-old admin, because i did not use wire

[John Egbert]

Attacking a ton of people with player targeting missiles until I forced them to hide inside a building

[Pantho]

Trying to ban a guy called Panther and typing !ban panth 0 nublet

:)

[monkeyman45870]

I got banned because "I shouldnt be able to pull out my gun if someone just shot you in the arm" let me remind you guys, this is gmod, how the fuck am i suppost to know where someone shot me?

[yagger]

[QUOTE=norzone;31980799]I got banned from a RP community for banning bronies on the community (My) vent server :v:[/QUOTE]

That was actually pretty funny when you did it. Too bad we got a forum section removed and they almost changed permanently to the other vent (They did anyway)

Most Stupid Reason: Join a DarkRP for some fun, haven't played in a while. Server is in dismay, everyone dying, get voted 2nd cop out of around 30 people. (Paid) Admins spawn weapons then raid the police station, no RP whatsoever, just run and gun. Ask the admins why we can't even spawn for a minute without getting mowed down, get the answer, "Deal with it." Ask again after we die a dozen more times, says he paid for it, get banned for "stfu whiny bitch".

[Smartlord]

I tried DarkRP for the first time, entered the server, was immediately killed by a guy who was apparently the leader of the police (:v:) and then I get banned for:

"bein a fag who cant rp for shit"

[Shifty Pete]

I typed !haxenable

[Ratzz]

I introduced my friend to the stranded gamemode. We found a nice, empty server and spent 3-4 hours straight making a wooden house. We stocked up on water, pets, food, rocks, wood, ores, tools, furniture, we had it made. 4 or so guys all come in at the same time, demand we give up our entire colony to them. Both of us equipped our finest weapons and beat all 4 of them to death. After a moment or two, an admin gets on, the 2 leaders of it go "These guys are hakkers!!1". Us: Are you seriou-
Permabanned: Whiny bitch rdm faggots you ruin the internet