MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server? - Garry's Mod

As an admin on the Bergenbuild and on Daxter's Build Server several years ago, I've made my fair share of completely retarded bans. Strangely enough, I was always a power-hungry 15 year old SA... I formally apologize for each and every one of them. That being said, I got banned from an RP server because I defended myself against a raid (a meta-game induced raid at that). First experience with today's RP servers and likely my last. I'll stick to building spaceships now, thanks.

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I got banned from a build server for building a full suspension, engine powered car. With the ban reason being, "y u hak n spawn othr ppls stff" It took me 3 hours to decode the ban message.

Could you post results?

Well this is an interesting, "Why the fuck is GMod filled with tards?" ban story. I was flying around in [url=http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=94069]this aircraft[/url], and really not doing much other then just flying around. All a sudden out of nowhere the server started to experience lag. At first it felt like an a server attack, but when I looked down it was just some idiot spawning a really weld/hydraulic happy contraption. I called out the server owner and said, "Hey dude some idiot is spawning a laggy contraption down there." at first he removed it and I continued to fly around. Lag hit again. This time it was some guy spamming explosives. The owner started rageing, and removed [B]every[/B] contraption on the server, and exclaimed that he can only build stuff. At first I was like... Alright. Didn't spawn anything till about five minutes later[others spawned some crappy airboat cars] so I respawned the plane. No lag. Then someone began spamming explosives again, and the first thing to happen was my plane was frozen, and I asked, "Hey whats going on?" the response was such a beautiful and majestic warmi- oh wait... It was an idiot owner who decided that clearly the plane I was flying was causing the lag even though it has little to none footprints on servers. He removed the plane, and stated, "DONT FLY YOUR JET AROUND" I respond.. Kay, and goto work on something else. The next thing that happens is I see someone else flying around a plane, and I said screw it, and decided to fly around and mock-fight the person. I got banned for a week for "lagg" ... What the fuck.

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;32468560]Well this is an interesting, "Why the fuck is GMod filled with tards?" ban story. I was flying around in [url=http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=94069]this aircraft[/url], and really not doing much other then just flying around. All a sudden out of nowhere the server started to experience lag. At first it felt like an a server attack, but when I looked down it was just some idiot spawning a really weld/hydraulic happy contraption. I called out the server owner and said, "Hey dude some idiot is spawning a laggy contraption down there." at first he removed it and I continued to fly around. Lag hit again. This time it was some guy spamming explosives. The owner started rageing, and removed [B]every[/B] contraption on the server, and exclaimed that he can only build stuff. At first I was like... Alright. Didn't spawn anything till about five minutes later[others spawned some crappy airboat cars] so I respawned the plane. No lag. Then someone began spamming explosives again, and the first thing to happen was my plane was frozen, and I asked, "Hey whats going on?" the response was such a beautiful and majestic warmi- oh wait... It was an idiot owner who decided that clearly the plane I was flying was causing the lag even though it has little to none footprints on servers. He removed the plane, and stated, "DONT FLY YOUR JET AROUND" I respond.. Kay, and goto work on something else. The next thing that happens is I see someone else flying around a plane, and I said screw it, and decided to fly around and mock-fight the person. I got banned for a week for "lagg" ... What the fuck.[/QUOTE] I hate when something like that happens.

I killed furries at a RP server where it was a class. Am I not doing the right thing?

Messing with an admin who didn't know what E2 was and what it could do. You have been banned for the follwing reason: shit Stan How does he know my name?!?

Some zombie survival servers didn't like aimbots. Not that any of those exist anymore.

[QUOTE=Zombie man70;32478941]Messing with an admin who didn't know what E2 was and what it could do. You have been banned for the follwing reason: shit Stan How does he know my name?!?[/QUOTE] He probably meant to type 'shit stain'.

[QUOTE=Midtown123;32479183]Some zombie survival servers didn't like aimbots. Not that any of those exist anymore.[/QUOTE]They should ban aimbotters no matter what. They kinda ruin the game for everyone else.

I told someone on the server I had a boner :|

Banning an admin Which was me.

I've got a good one. I was recently playing on a War RP server. The basics is that you build forts and defend them with various NPCs given to you. I was on fairly early in the morning, building up my fort. I was the only one online a the time. The server owner logged in and we exchanged formal "hellos". We both decided to build up forts next to an underground tunnel and link our forts together, thus creating a force to be reckoned with. NPCs were controlled via spawned nodes, where the NPCs would follow along the path. Once we finished, people started joining. a good 10 or so group, all with the same clan name, =JACKS=. They were rather rude people, joining the server not with a hello, but with a "sup bitchs we gon cik al ur asss". Despite this, we just said Hello, and welcomed them to the server. They continued their verbal abuse, but me and the owner kept shrugging it off. They built their forts, attacked, defended. Forts were burnt down, others were fortified the strength of freaking Guantanamo Bay. We defended fairly well until the owner had to go afk for a bit. I kept the fort safe in the time being, but I was killed. By the Server owner. Apparently, his 12-year-old cousin had taken over for him and didn't recognize that we were partners. I explained to him that we are working together. However, being the stereotypical 12 year old he is, he merely replied with "Shut up noob ur I ban yor ass." I co-operated, not wanting to be banned. I fortified the tunnel entrance with a simple bunker and MG. He repeatedly attempted to break through, all of said attempts ending in failure. He finally started abusing the powers of an owner. No-clip is supposed to be prohibited to your fort only, but he went through the wall and attempted an assassination on me. Instead, I saw him trying to get through the wall, and turned around and killed him. With all the panic came the owners diverted attention. The other players torched his base and stole his supplies (ammo and weapons). The owner got back and, not telling me he was replacing his cousin, attempted to get to my side. I instantly shot him down. What a mistake. He saw his crumbling fort, his missing supplies, and the fact that I barricaded the tunnel entrance, made it look like I raided his base. You can pretty much guess where this is heading. Banned.

[QUOTE=Blitzkrieg Zero;32486201]I've got a good one. I was recently playing on a War RP server. The basics is that you build forts and defend them with various NPCs given to you. I was on fairly early in the morning, building up my fort. I was the only one online a the time. The server owner logged in and we exchanged formal "hellos". We both decided to build up forts next to an underground tunnel and link our forts together, thus creating a force to be reckoned with. NPCs were controlled via spawned nodes, where the NPCs would follow along the path. Once we finished, people started joining. a good 10 or so group, all with the same clan name, =JACKS=. They were rather rude people, joining the server not with a hello, but with a "sup bitchs we gon cik al ur asss". Despite this, we just said Hello, and welcomed them to the server. They continued their verbal abuse, but me and the owner kept shrugging it off. They built their forts, attacked, defended. Forts were burnt down, others were fortified the strength of freaking Guantanamo Bay. We defended fairly well until the owner had to go afk for a bit. I kept the fort safe in the time being, but I was killed. By the Server owner. Apparently, his 12-year-old cousin had taken over for him and didn't recognize that we were partners. I explained to him that we are working together. However, being the stereotypical 12 year old he is, he merely replied with "Shut up noob ur I ban yor ass." I co-operated, not wanting to be banned. I fortified the tunnel entrance with a simple bunker and MG. He repeatedly attempted to break through, all of said attempts ending in failure. He finally started abusing the powers of an owner. No-clip is supposed to be prohibited to your fort only, but he went through the wall and attempted an assassination on me. Instead, I saw him trying to get through the wall, and turned around and killed him. With all the panic came the owners diverted attention. The other players torched his base and stole his supplies (ammo and weapons). The owner got back and, not telling me he was replacing his cousin, attempted to get to my side. I instantly shot him down. What a mistake. He saw his crumbling fort, his missing supplies, and the fact that I barricaded the tunnel entrance, made it look like I raided his base. You can pretty much guess where this is heading. Banned.[/QUOTE] Which is why I say that an Admin should never ban without getting more information first.

I got banned with the reason: "Fuck off dude =)" and there was no time so I guess it's a perma. Wanna know what I did? Place an E2...

I banned myself.

Joined a build server and the lone admin was complaining rather incessantly about how he couldn't get Space-build goodies because Tortoise SVN was "stupid as fucking shit" and was generally raging about. I referred him to Glua.net and got banned with the reason "YOU FUCKING IDIT I CANT GET SVN TO WORK"

'Refusing anal on multiple courses' apparently.

[QUOTE=killa747;32497666]'Refusing anal on multiple courses' apparently.[/QUOTE]In hindsight, "Jimmy's Rape Server" wasn't exactly at the top of your expectations.

I got banned for saying Niger. I was referring to the country.

[QUOTE=Alterego;32279401]I got permanent ban from a Gmod theater server for "posting cow slaughtering video" but it's kind of a reason to get ban "not really" but heres what I get people. If you hate to see cows get slaughter, why you eat them? they guilty for their actions of it and its perfectly normal to our country. now I know you can get ban for posting porn but for animal slaughter, I find that kind of retarded.[/QUOTE] Because, believe it or not, people don't join Gmod servers to see cows getting slaughtered, as fucking anyone can figure out. Don't shove your beliefs into people's faces and then bitch about it when they don't put up with your bullshit okay?

[QUOTE=Alterego;32279401]I got permanent ban from a Gmod theater server for "posting cow slaughtering video" but it's kind of a reason to get ban "not really" but heres what I get people. If you hate to see cows get slaughter, why you eat them? they guilty for their actions of it and its perfectly normal to our country. now I know you can get ban for posting porn but for animal slaughter, I find that kind of retarded.[/QUOTE] We don't always eat them you illiterate fuck. [img]http://pre.cloudfront.goodinc.com/posts/full_1288024467nosuchthingasavegan.png[/img] Like it or not, the production of beef creates several by-products which are used in everyday household appliances. Also, I see the lack of nutrition has literally gone to your head and made you almost brain-dead in the sense of argument/grammar.

[QUOTE=HyyperVyyper;32500199]I got banned for saying Niger. I was referring to the country.[/QUOTE]Happened to me once, everyone started insulting the admin and he banned them too, got him removed as admin so it worked out in the end.

[QUOTE=Left4Hoverboard;32473819]I killed furries at a RP server where it was a class. Am I not doing the right thing?[/QUOTE] No, you must burn them first.

I got banned from a TTT server for killing 4 innocents and a detective (who was the server owner) as a traitor.

I got banned from a german server... because I'm not german.

[QUOTE=simonjb;32540253]I got banned from a german server... because I'm not german.[/QUOTE] Why would you play on a german server if you don't speak german?

[QUOTE=jonoPorter;32540265]Why would you play on a german server if you don't speak german?[/QUOTE] I do speak a little german, and they decided to ban me.. just because I wasn't actually german, I understood enough to tell that they were deciding whether or not to ban be for the fun of it. Es war nicht good. Sehr unfair.

New one. Went to a local server and said "ハイ" Kicked. "あなたが韓国語話している！" Translated for those who dont speak japanese, thats "speaking korean!" ^_^