MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server? - Garry's Mod

The most stupid reason i was banned: for getting pissed off at the admin who killed me (with an adming gun that made him invincible, and he was using that for the whole time) just because i started attacking him with the crowbar (wouldn't make a difference since he was invincible) and he killed me, that was a normal reaction, but when i respawned, he killed me againg, and did that continuously until i got pissed off and started to discuss with him that he was an abusive admin, well, in the end i got banned for a week and he closed the server. [QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;32503220] [img]http://pre.cloudfront.goodinc.com/posts/full_1288024467nosuchthingasavegan.png[/img] .[/QUOTE] sorry for the bump, but this chart misses one thing: in Brasil they make a marshmallow-like candy with the cow's hooves, it's really good. (how do i know that? i AM from Brasil)

some kid admin has changed himself into a rollermine and he kept running into people and killing them, including me. I managed to grab the rollermine with my gravity gun and put him in a nearby trash. He said "fucking faggot minge" and banned me. It was a DarkRP server.

I have a pretty good one. One day I was playing on a DarkRP server (This was before I knew about real RP) and there was a class called Headcrab. I took it and I became a headcrab. I created a little box for myself and put a sign there saying "Help Me". I was roleplaying as a baby headcrab then. So anyways, everyone rejected me and all that crap untill some rebels adopted me. I eventually grew up and then Civil Protection raided the base. I killed all the Civil Protection (Can you see where this is going?). They raided the base again, trying to kill me. I pointed out about NLR (Which was a rule on the server) and they just kept coming. Finally, I guess one of the Admins was pissed and banned me.... Reason: Being a Pet Headcrab FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU is what I did after that happened because that was my favorite server at the time. Luckily it was only a months ban, in which I had gone on to greener pastures.

Joined a furry server when I first started going online I was banned when I was asking "ew wtf is he having sex with a dog?" after looking at a collection of sprays

Ok, I deserved this, but it's worth telling. I was on GM_Bigcity, for awhile on a server with few addons. (It was kind of nice). I remember I made this fort a few months back, so I upload it with adv dupe, and spawn it. All goes well, people are syaing "Nice fort", when this guy asks if he can dupe it. I let him (I like to share), and he instantly says "YOU STOLE MY FORT" We get in an argument where I prove it's mine, but he won't listen. he says, "I make a ton of forts, and this is one." He goes on to spawn one he actually made, that was a bleak, black phx box with uneven plates, and no inspiration. Mine used phx plates, but I made the materials different, made a nice lounge, and put some soul into it. The ENTIRE server starts yelling at me, so I go batshit. I spam explosives from the skybox, build things there, micspam, destroy things, make up bullshit about a test for mingery, RDMing, and more. I continue like this for an hour, with no admins. Someone goes on the forums and complains, and says I will be banned tomorrow. He goes on to say he's going to fry my computer (lolnope), and when I call bullshit, says "Ask (A username that tried to join 30 min ago), OH WAIT. You cant. I broke his computer. I almost die laughing, and disconnect. [editline]1st October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;31980598]I just got banned from a TTT server for unmasking and killing a traitor admin. What have we done to deserve such a generation of children? *thunder*[/QUOTE] or middle aged men with no life. They are funnier. They actually act younger.

[quote]Disconnect: Kicked by Console : illigal e2.[/quote]

[QUOTE=Shifty Pete;32175777]I typed !haxenable[/QUOTE] I laughed so hard at this you have no idea.

I just got banned for: [QUOTE]4 being a Bronie!!!1[/QUOTE] My spray showed rainbow dash getting impaled by hundreds of nails.

I think the most retarded reason to get banned was that I wanted someone banned, put my steamID in the ban request, and I got banned for a very long time instead. YAY 800th post.

[quote]Disconnect: niga dnt ever say exuse me 2 me, I M a fuckin admin and u r my bich!![/quote] [editline]aeiou[/editline] This was on an RP server and I said "excuse me" on my mic (in a very polite tone also) because the admin was standing in the way.

Banned from a server for 15 years for saying this Hey, $Admin Name Yo, $Admin Name To a Few admins

Permbanned for putting 2 timed fading doors with individual keypads in the same corridor

I got banned for my avatar on steam. 1. reason "cuntbitch ava" 2. reason "thats gay" 3. reason "lol gurlgamr" And once i got banned from an RP server because i chose one of the female rebel models. Yeah, no girls allowed 'cuz they are icky.

Got another one: Telling that the admin wasn't doing his job correctly. He was only spawning guns on a regular base and finishing people off with admin guns...The ban reason was "Telin me to do job coretly" I swear to God, It couldn't get any worse then getting buttfucked by a 6 year old :suicide:

being banned for : wanting to play on cruise. lol !

The only Ban I have on record would be an oh-so classic case of 'Butthurt Admin'. I'm sure its all news to you guys.

"Thinks server isnt worth much. Buy premium to unban" Yeah fuck that.

I had the same name as the admin.

For joining a server... there message was, "WERE STILL TESTING NOOB."

[QUOTE=DangerStranger;32676136]"Thinks server isnt worth much. Buy premium to unban" Yeah fuck that.[/QUOTE]I wonder if that actually worked for him once.

I got banned for being older than the server owner, which was 9 years old.

Banned for using Gravity Hull Designator: Reason: BEING A HACKER WHO CLIMBS ON WALLS LIKE TEH SPIESERMAN Yeah it seems the owner who installed it didn't know what it did...

[QUOTE=Extreme0wnage;32676712]For joining a server... there message was, "WERE STILL TESTING NOOB."[/QUOTE] Some people who don't know SV_PASSWORD

I was doing successful in a RP apocalypse server, and got kicked for "Being richr then the admyn." Does no one know how to spell anymore?

I was playing on this gm_flatgrass place. I didn't get banned. Noone did. The server admin just installed a .lua script in Win32 to break the gmod client. To anyone who decided to break the rules. And guess what. It sticks with you forever. Like a virus. If you think you're banned from your favourite server. Feel lucky that you're not at the hands of some faggot who injects scripts into your computer.

[QUOTE=Nighthawk571;32695240]I was playing on this gm_flatgrass place. I didn't get banned. Noone did. The server admin just installed a .lua script in Win32 to break the gmod client. To anyone who decided to break the rules. And guess what. It sticks with you forever. Like a virus. If you think you're banned from your favourite server. Feel lucky that you're not at the hands of some faggot who injects scripts into your computer.[/QUOTE] Try playing along fine until you get infected with Chris' nimp virus. I never looked at gmod the same way again.

I got banned because the admin assumed I was a friend of a guy he banned earlier for prop blocking. W00T I have a friend!

i was banned for reporting admin abuse

Disconnect, kicked by console: sayin a wrd tht my mommy sed wuz bad I was like, WTF? This was on TTT And the word was hell... ... Admin: gyz i usd my cmd and it sed robin wuz traitor Me: Oh, What the Hell why did you RDM me? BANNED

Ever been banned when an admin is trying to hide their guilt? Like I was just... This is the conversation prior to my banning... [QUOTE]Admin: WTF man? Ur usin an aimbot.[/QUOTE] Me: The one you made and put on your server, but decided not to share? [QUOTE]Admin: Its not me dats got it.[/QUOTE] Me: So how come its on the server then genius? Look I'll prove there's one. [B][highlight]*Kills admin with his own aimbot*[/highlight][/B] [QUOTE]Admin: Fkin idiot your fkin evil[/QUOTE] Me: I know it keeps me awake at night. [highlight][B]*BANNED*[/B][/highlight]