MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server? - Garry's Mod

Oh god the list... banned in 2008 for "ur cheating ur gun doesn't move when your tank does" because I had a turret master (stabilizes the gun so it doesn't wobble like fuck as you move). banned in 2009 for using applyforce. At all. banned in 2008 for telling a mod that their car's suspension was "a piece of shit" because it had just really light wheels, then called a cheater because I used elastics banned in 2008 for refusing to give dupes to a server owner. banned in 2010 for "alt of troll" 2 times, except, I wasn't the alt of that user. banned in 2011 because someone was making a giant lagmachine (think hundreds of flaming props and physics collisions) and I spawned an E2 to blind them with aholo so they'd ragequit banned in 2011 for spawning a poop mine (looks like a piece of shit, you walk over it and it sticks on your foot) and someone freaked the fuck out over it banned in 2010 twice for flying around a dongcopter banned in 2008 for using a wired-up panzerfaust I made. (omg ch33ter!) There's a few others, but I'm too lazy to think of 'em. [editline]10th October 2011[/editline] oh! a good one, "banned for: reason: troll vehicle cuvered in those errror blocks".

I went on to a random PERP server with a couple of my friends and trolled a bit with exploits and what not (+1,000,000 PERP Cash for the lulz), but when it comes down to it I was permabanned because an admin was about to run me over and I shot him out of his car with my AK47 and killed him. I also put my AK47 on display when he was thinking of doing it and approaching me slowly. The reason for the ban was, "RDM/Trolling an admin." This server was promptly hacked (not because of my doing) and they then cried to me for help like I was a savior of administrating servers and I was like, "lolwut." They lost their FTP access, RCON, ASSMod/ULX access, and more. They couldn't even shut it down without consulting their host and that happened... about a day after? I actually don't know if it's shut down.

I literally JUST got banned there for: [QUOTE]Disconnect, Kicked by Console: poopee face[/QUOTE] I was like, Lulwut?

[QUOTE=wauterboi;32722677]I actually don't know if it's shut down.[/QUOTE] Turns out they still are unable to. What the hell?

[QUOTE=wauterboi;32730305]Turns out they still are unable to. What the hell?[/QUOTE] Lol? If the Server Owner is still paying for it Ima go help myself to a server.

I got banned for 3 years from a server becuase I was greifing( i wasnt) then the admin starts to abuse his powers and bans me for getting his admin revoked I came back (the owner let me back in) and GREIF THE PLACE TO HELL

[QUOTE]wank[/QUOTE] That's it. Banned permanently for wank. Not Wanking, Not Thretening to wank. just wank

Yesterday I was derping around, joining random Mingebag servers (they are named "Garrys Mod" , the default servername) I did not really do anything bad but I got permabanned on 2 servers. On one I just walked around , played a bit with dynamites (Because I've been annoyed a bit, didn't know it was the admin) and afterwards decided to do some ragdoll posing. And while I did, I suddenly got permabanned with the reason "grenader" .. I don't know if he was referring to a player named 'grenader' or to spam with grenades. I didnt even use grenades! And on the second server I just spawned, walked around, was a handsome boy, and got Perma banned. For no reason rofl.

1. On RP, being a Peacekeeper(Police) and some people were RDMing, I put /wanted on them and killed them, BAN, from RDM. There was no admin in who I killed, and I was like WTF... 2. Killing admin on DM, reason "RDM" again... I just guess, They're admin abusing people.

For building an elaborate wire device that can kill admins in god mode. Lets just say my device raped him so hard that his farts no longer make a sound, that'll learn him.

"for having a small penis" nuff said.

Because an server got hacked by an guy called unnamed, i just put his name for joke and i got permaban :(

It wasn't in GMod, it was in CS, but the reason of ban was killing 3 guys (2 with headshots) when flashed... in de_dust2 two-door corridor with AK. Not cheating, pure luck.

I got banned, for joining. Simply cause a guy named Bizerco spread bullshit about me.

Duped an entity.

[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;33523958]Duped an entity.[/QUOTE] Yes you were banned by me. ^^ For duplicating a item in the HL2RP and abusing your toolgun rights.

"Being Mean to an 8 year old" I lol'd

For being asian.

[QUOTE=Chrik;33524170]Yes you were banned by me. ^^ For duplicating a item in the HL2RP and abusing your toolgun rights.[/QUOTE] Oh hello there ol' chap Chrik!

An admin tried to ban me with a "ban weapon" so I killed him and took it. I then banned him from his own server.

I was once banned from a DarkRP server for Propblocking. The admin was RPing as a thief, and rather than finding the keypad and hacking it, he just banned me. I didn't break any rules, there was a keypad on both sides of the fading door, just the one on the outside was hidden behind a potted plant.

Hey, I know this is a couple of years late, but I believe this is a ripoff of Black-Ice's thread. Just saying. I got banned for building. The server's policy was you could build anything, just not sex pose. The admin was also a child. The really annoying kind who's rule was like North Korea.

I was banned from a sandbox server for being afk for two minutes. I think. I let it connect while I made popcorn, and was permabanned before I got back.

i called the admin gay, he then banned be for being "Racist"

I said grammar nazi and it is apparently racist as well.

[QUOTE=monkeyman45870;33570920]i called the admin gay, he then banned be for being "Racist"[/QUOTE] I understand that sensitive server owners should disappear, but calling the admin gay shows that you are retarded. Calling anything gay that isn't literally attracted to the same sex is retarded.

[QUOTE=wauterboi;33574363]I understand that sensitive server owners should disappear, but calling the admin gay shows that you are retarded. Calling anything gay that isn't literally attracted to the same sex is retarded.[/QUOTE] How about calling people who aren't literally retarded, retarded? Hypocrite.

being a racist nigger

Once i played on a PERP roleplay, i randomly got shot at by someone, then i took a AK and shot back, i killed him and took his weapon, then i got banned for reason "RDM, Danish Minge Squad".. Stupid racist server only bans danish people for being racist.. They should ban themself?

[QUOTE=Saikosis;33575814]How about calling people who aren't literally retarded, retarded? Hypocrite.[/QUOTE] What's wrong with calling someone slow? If they are slow, then they are retarded. Retardation = Being slow. I think you are under the impression that retardation means being mentally handicapped. That's not the case. I'm saying he is slow. [b]EDIT:[/b] Gay explicitly means homosexual in his situation. It's not like he's referring to the "happy" definition of gay, he's saying that the administrator was homosexual and therefore, bad. You can call someone retarded and not mean the offensive term, aka you are slow. You can call someone a faggot and not mean gay or homosexual. Saying someone's gay is pretty straightforward.