MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server? - Garry's Mod

[QUOTE=lilmikkel;33580262]Once i played on a PERP roleplay, i randomly got shot at by someone, then i took a AK and shot back, i killed him and took his weapon, then i got banned for reason "RDM, Danish Minge Squad".. Stupid racist server only bans danish people for being racist.. They should ban themself?[/QUOTE] They ban you for being racist? How does that mean that they're racist? Oh yeah wait. Fuck Logic right?

Permd once for jumping a wooden crate on an rp server... Apparently trying to avoid propkill is "failrp". Gotta love rich twelve year olds

Apparently being named Chuck Norris was required to join the server...

[QUOTE=Blitzkrieg Zero;32694705]I was doing successful in a RP apocalypse server, and got kicked for "Being richr then the admyn." Does no one know how to spell anymore?[/QUOTE] Its the internet... "fuk speelign"

Going on an RP server, and furnishing my house. I put everything upside-down on the ceiling. The admin was not pleased.

"Being an idiot" But they changed my name in DarkRP to Horsedicks, killed me off and stole my cash and dope. So I decided to use the report-function in the server. [B]BANNED[/B]

Banned because I was the only one that could play properly.

On the Orange Cosmos RP server, some admin was flying around and I jokingly said "That's not very roleplayish!" Banned for like a day.

I was only ragdoll posing. "u suk" Didn't know that kid has a high pitched voice as well, he was bitching to me about being so good at posing.

I told the admin I was Mexican. Then I was banned. (I forgot to mention he said "NO WETBACKS ALLOWED!" before I was banned.

[QUOTE=bucketofshrimp;33614000]I told the admin I was Mexican. Then I was banned.[/QUOTE] that kinda hurts XD once i got banned because i "accedently" threw a burning prop, (it was a invisible train) wich was set to nocollides with anithing, on an wooden admin house. i was angry because the admin had fun with attach thrusters on unfreezed construction parts

[QUOTE=MrFunreal;33614531]*Some excuse of proper spelling and maturity*[/QUOTE] This is no longer [B][I]that[/I][/B] forum.

Went to a ByB roleplay server, got kicked for "hacks" I didn't know what he was talking about until I realized I had the DroolHud on with radar, so I removed that, along with a dll that was needed for a model clipping addon Then I went back on, and got banned for "hacks." Honestly, I have no idea what they were talking about.

[QUOTE=Seth_Aten;33552647]I was once banned from a DarkRP server for Propblocking. The admin was RPing as a thief, and rather than finding the keypad and hacking it, he just banned me. I didn't break any rules, there was a keypad on both sides of the fading door, just the one on the outside was hidden behind a potted plant.[/QUOTE] That's why you don't play DarkRP.

[QUOTE=Seth_Aten;33552647]I was once banned from a DarkRP server for Propblocking. The admin was RPing as a thief, and rather than finding the keypad and hacking it, he just banned me. I didn't break any rules, there was a keypad on both sides of the fading door, just the one on the outside was hidden behind a potted plant.[/QUOTE] That's not compared to my hidden entrance to our base, at glance, it looks like a dumpster at a wall, but when you look closer, you will notice a keypad. Once correct, the wall lifts to reveal a door.

I was on a roleplay server and decided to lock the door to my house with an RT camera outside for security. The "Mob Boss admin came to the door and told me to open up because he wanted to kill me. Naturally I said no. Banned. Reason: "Trying to survive" Brilliant.

Got banned today... Reason: Banned for being admin on another server. Win.

[QUOTE=darkzombie;33646800]Got banned today... Reason: Banned for being admin on another server. Win.[/QUOTE] You jelly server?

[QUOTE=Jarrod;33647226]You jelly server?[/QUOTE] I just joined to say hi as i used to play on that server until i got admin on the other. xd I Think TheyMad.

[QUOTE=TheCloak;33611641]On the Orange Cosmos RP server, some admin was flying around and I jokingly said "That's not very roleplayish!" Banned for like a day.[/QUOTE] could almost guarantee there was more to it that you aren't saying

Calling a kid admin fag. It then said, "Kicked by console: ASSHOLE"

[QUOTE=LuaChobo;23956901]No matter how hard i try, i can't get banned. I think i have been banned 3 times in my entire time in GMod, all 3 were deserved. 1 was for setting up a wire auto turret and constantly killing this guy that pissed me off. 2 was for convincing an admin to get their head admin to give them FTP and then he gave it to me, i downloaded a nexus script they paid for and gave myself admin for some "Fun" 3rd was for aimbotting in a darkRP server and getting a few hundred kills before the admin stepped in. I guess i go on servers without 12 year old admins?[/QUOTE] congrats!

One upon a time, I joined a server, I went into the Q menu and tried to give myself a weapon, and it worked. I proceeded to shoot people with it and say "admin, thanks for giving me the guns.". He froze me and told me to not spawn weapons, I said, "Well, if the server allows it, I will use it. Wouldn't they be blocked if I wasn't allowed to use them?" I was swiftly perma-banned. I never minge, I just forcefully show servers what is wrong with them. I think what is more funny, is the fact that I had to permanently ban someone for abusing a glitch, after he had given $70+ to the server.

Killed rdmer (admin friend) [img]http://noid.su/fu/satisfied.png[/img]

In a discussion about FPS games, I said MW2 was shit - instabanned on the basis of 'being a troll' :(

[QUOTE=CastorTroy;33688921]In a discussion about FPS games, I said MW2 was shit - instabanned on the basis of 'being a troll' :([/QUOTE] [img]http://noid.su/fu/yaoming.gif[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Meme face reply" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

I ban people for being retarded pagan infidels all the time and sometimes I look through these threads to see if I can spot any crybaby nerds who will twist the story in the name of "comedy" [editline]12th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Russian;33689022]Fair [img]http://noid.su/fu/fair.gif[/img][/QUOTE] My server has one rule and that is "Don't be a dork." I often have to physgun people around and drop them in the waste water in bigcity, then hold them there until they die over and over again, all while I lecture them on how only a heathen would break such a simple rule. I don't like it when people come into [I]my[/I] server that only I pay for just to ruin everybody else's time, and even if it was run by donations, it is virtually my "job" to keep people from being cunts and making the experience not worth experiencing. I go out of my way to ruin the time of mingebags because they have no place in my server other than under my boot. Over five years of running servers, one learns many ways to humiliate petty "griefers" who like to laud themselves as "pro trolls."

[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;33688998]I ban people for being retarded pagan infidels all the time and sometimes I look through these threads to see if I can spot any crybaby nerds who will twist the story in the name of "comedy"[/QUOTE] Fair [img]http://noid.su/fu/fair.gif[/img]

Once on a warfare server I found out an admin wanted to kill a guy, and in an attempt to make him pay me ingame money, I went and killed the guy. The admin was right outside the guy's base at the time and came in as my explosives blew his shit apart. The base collapsed on the admin and I made a clean escape. I was banned for RDMing the moment I got out of eyeshot of the debris.

I remember sometime ago, I was on a Dark RP server, I became a cop and named myself MLP hunter. So, what I did was, I accused everyone on the server as a MLP fan and decided to RDM everyone. Then, the admin caught me and told me why are you doing this and I replied back... "Because, they are like cancers , I'm the hero that RP servers deserve..." Then he perm banned me. I think it's pretty stupid.