MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server? - Garry's Mod

[QUOTE=X6ZioN6X;33847665] [U]My spray at the time was a picture of Hitler doing his salute in the car while the bottom was a Left 4 Dead poster "NO MERCY" with a swastika[/U] [/QUOTE] This would of gotten you instant banned permanently on my server

[QUOTE=Michael haxz;33847768]This would of gotten you instant banned permanently on my server[/QUOTE] I'm not saying it wouldn't have. I said that the admin of that particular server didn't care about massive racism, but he cared a lot about a little non-nudity animated spray of doomguy fucking an imp.

I don't know if this would imply here or not, but let me tell you the story of how I banned the apparently super admin Screwing around on my usual server (Janitor Ranked there) and a person who had the same name as a super admin joined. He attempted to interfere with my Janitor business and I pretty much told him to fuck off. "I'm super admin", ULX Reported him as a user, not super Checked with another admin, said real said person is offline Banned for 1200 "Possible Impersonator, Go talk with a super if you are who you say you are" A super joins and unbans him because apparently it was the real super. Both start acting like a bunch of cunts. And that is the story of why I will never respect either super again. The End

Went into an RP server, made my job custom as "psychotic murderer". I got banned for RDM. It wasn't random, I was psychotic.

went to a darkrp server, made a gang called allah's avengers. We change ou'r names to stuff like suicide bomber, capitalist slayer, and so forth. Amass about 16 people, and lay c4 packs all over the city. Grab the mayor and hold him hostage, put RT tv's all over the city of him being held. no one comes to help him, so we kill him and say they have 10 mins to bring the money to our house (or to have 10 more people join) or the city would be demolished. Two people come to join us, time runs out, entire city detonated. The gang continues to grow bigger over the next three hours, I re-name myself Allah and almost the entire city does my bidding. People drop HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of dollars at my feet, and get banned for "money hacking" by an admin because he apparently thinks that it is against server rules to have more cash than an admin.

I joined

I was afk on Google maps for my parentsd, they needed to get my brother a present at a gutar store, i come back, and i was banned for DDOS, or translated to be Sabotaged the server with lag. Pissed my the hell off.

I have another story " I was in a sandbox game, and some kid had spawned a wall and wrote "free anal" on it. So I spawned a dildo. (It was already in my inventory. don't ask why) I didn't realize that a female in the game was the admin. She banned me and I think the kid who wrote free anal was banned too"

[QUOTE=copcia77;33855031]I was afk on Google maps for my parentsd, they needed to get my brother a present at a gutar store, i come back, and i was banned for DDOS, or translated to be Sabotaged the server with lag. Pissed my the hell off.[/QUOTE] I hate admins that think one guy with a crappy internet connection will take down the whole server with his obviously contagious lag. I can understand it for gameplay reasons in a very competitive game, but in a sandbox?

My voice was too low. A kiddie banned me.

Changing my RP name to a name that used to terrorize the server when I didn't even know. I posted on the forums a ban appeal about what happened but the admin got all mad and didn't let anyone vouch for me so he banned me for life. :(

Oh yeah. This one was my fault: A while back on rp_evocity_v2d era PERP via ExiledServers, everyone was going down to Nexus' basement and I had some props in the elevator from when I was growing down their with friends. I went to go pick up my wooden fence from the bottom and I guess I brought some admins up. Two of them. Dead ones. Still dumb, but it was my fault that time.

Got perma banned for convincing half the people on a DarkRP server to change their names to characters from Red Dead Redemption

I saved an admin by jumping in front of him and taking the lead. banned. reason: "dont be a hero"

I almost got banned from Noobonic Plague for having the same name as somebody (John Pinkerton) but I convinced the admin not to some how but I forgot because it was awhile ago. ALso I had the name before him.

I just got banned after playing darkRP for quite a long time. Went pretty good, I was the Don and I had made alliance with the Mayor, basicly controlling the city. At one point, some cop starts raiding my home witout search warrant or anything. He shoots me at the very glimpse of me. Of course, I try to demote him. I do the command, but apprently the server target someone else, who I demoted. He went absolutely batshit on me, and I apoligize. He got his job back btw. Okay, so, I still try to demote te guy who RDM'd me to start with... This time, I carefully copy paste his name, double check the command... The server still freaking targets this other person again. This time, he unleashes shitstorm at me, and I got several demote requests from basicly everyone on the server (???). Then suddenly, my screen turns black. I could've even press escape. I had to force quit Garry's Mod. I try to re-join, but apparently I'm banned. It doesn't say why. I search Penacos bans on Google, and find the page for Source Bans. I search my name, no result. I contact one of the admins who was on te server that time, he basicly redirects me to another admin, who again directs me to another one. This one doesn't reply to me, so I go back again. He says it could be te Community Admin, Penacos himself apparently. I get in contact with him, and the only thing he could figure out, that it was the server but (ulx or somethin') that had banned me. There's no reason behind it, though, and he doesn't do much about it. It ends with him doing a ktxbai and leaving me with nothing... So I played RP according to the rules, for hours, and then I get banned because of some broken server command. Wasn't worth it. RP - never again.

Me: "Do you guys have a forum?" Banned for 700000 hours, reason: "Nope, Chuck Testa."

Most stupid reason? Being French, Oh yeah!

I got banned for saying "hell"

[QUOTE=Hailedbean;33724313]I was once banned from a build server because the rules stated that you could not spawn something you did not make. When an admin did this once, I called him out, he immediately permabanned me[/QUOTE] Sounds exactly like TylerB's shithole.

I was banned by 5 year old admin for being too much good cop.

[QUOTE=michaelrule4;33947220]Sounds exactly like TylerB's shithole.[/QUOTE] Feels like your talking about this guy. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/tylerasd/[/url]

T Bagging the cops

On a RP server a followed an Admin around, monologuing his every move.

I just got banned for not having a pony spray yesterday. Seriously. Admin came up to me, asked me to spray, I did so, and BOOM. User was kicked and banned: "didn't have a pony spray" I couldn't tell if it was a joke, so I rejoined and it said I was permabanned.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33978005]I just got banned for not having a pony spray yesterday. Seriously. Admin came up to me, asked me to spray, I did so, and BOOM. User was kicked and banned: "didn't have a pony spray" I couldn't tell if it was a joke, so I rejoined and it said I was permabanned.[/QUOTE] Who the heck forces that on other people? Jerks?

[QUOTE=Crash15;33978095]Who the heck forces that on other people? Jerks?[/QUOTE] Worthless people.

"Speedhack". When I was micspamming with voice_loopback 1 voice_scale 100000 voice_fadeouttime 0.01 And recording device set to Stereo Mixer.

This one just happened recently. I was on "fearless RP" (Which if you haven't been on, is a bunch of horrible, horrible admins banning people for absolutely retarded things and acting like heroes) and I was a gang leader. I had a lockpick, found a car sitting off the side of a road, and used my lockpick to steal it. For more than one reason: to use it for transport for a little while because I couldn't afford a car, and then later to see if i could sell it. apparently this is a bannable offense. I walk in to my garage to see an admin noclipped in and my car missing. so i ask why and he says "you didn't have a good reason to steal it" that was pretty infuriating so i argued that he hadn't even asked why i stole them in the first place, that i had a good reason, etc. banned. on a side note, please don't give this server traffic. they are really horrible. The quality of their server (latency, smoothness) is good but their admins are complete jackasses. If you want to see for yourself, go to [URL]http://www.fearlessrp.net/index.php[/URL], go to the bottom and go to admin abuse threads. read them and you will not find a single one where an admin takes responsibility for their idiocy. usually the poster ends up banned for pointing out abuse.

[QUOTE=Insomnia Array;33978597]"Speedhack". When I was micspamming with voice_loopback 1 voice_scale 100000 voice_fadeouttime 0.01 And recording device set to Stereo Mixer.[/QUOTE] As much as I want to say "you asked for it", the admin is a retard thinking that speed hacking = microphone spamming.