MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server?

[Mister Scurvy]

Killed admin that RDMed everyone on the server.

Got to love the community now a days!

[Varachack]

I was banned for [B]walking around.[/B] Get this:

● I was wandering around the walled sections of gm_construct_flatgrass_v6, and two Lithuanian citizens were building a moped out of E2 Holos, so I decided to stand around and watch adjacently. They noticed and said to me over their mics in a bad accent, "Go away." I asked them why and they told me "You are in way." I told them I wasn't in the way since I was nearest the wall, and one of the votekick abusers (who wasn't involved) promptly whipped up a kick dialog for me and everyone voted "Yes," (of course) then I was magically removed from the server [B]for five minutes[/B] with the reason "minge."

How terrible is that?

[fcampbell]

Permabanned with reason: .

You know what? .! . to you too!

[ArmageddonScr]

Gather around kids I have a great story for you - No, not really.

this went on for like 30-45 minutes, but it started on the StonedPotatoes Fretta server, it was running Rebels vs Combine. These 3 jackasses kept complaining about the gamemode, after 10 minutes I very politely told them [I]to shut the fuck up and get over it.[/I] When people are being stupid I have to say something. Its gamemode voting time and everyone votes TTT, I pick something else and being the only one to. [I](Just because, I knew it wouldn't change anything. But they still raged really hard about it, at me and other people who don't pick what they like)[/I]

Now 2 of the 3 jackasses are spamming on mic (keep in mind its people who are 15+ acting like 4 year olds) kept saying "X Killed me" "X shot me" blah blah, to confuse people so basically everyone would kill me. At the start of every round they would follow me and wait for it to start so they could kill me, instantly. Eventually, at the start of one of the rounds I was a traitor got far enough away, they still saw me and started shooting 2 seconds before the round started, but I made a turn at a corner so I couldn't get shot. There was an entrance to the traitor-room near by so I ran towards that. Stayed in there the entire round. After like 4 minutes, one of my T buddies walks in. Waits 15 seconds, and then starts shooting me and misses, so I turned and capped him. The next round, I'm innocent, and I see the same guy. He tries to shoot me again, and misses so I kill him. Then later I rdm [I](keep in mind this was the only technical rdm, but he deserved it)[/I] one of the 2 jackasses because they killed me at the start of the round like 4 times.

5 minutes later I'm banned for "[I]rdm + time wasting CUNT[/I]"

tl;dr [sp] 2-3 15 year old+ morons acting like 4 year olds harassing me for 45 minutes, and getting me banned for things I didn't do.[/sp]

[BIGRICH]

I change my mind, dumbest reason for ever getting banned: shoes

was playing darkrp on a fairly crowded server, there was a shopkeeper yackin on the mic about shoes for some reason. so i spawn a shoe/boot and promptly brought it over to his counter, then stared at him until he cried to the admin at which point i undid the shoe and left the building. i repeated this for 30-40mins sometimes using multiple shoes, successfully using my variation of psychological warfare until the admin finally caught me in the act.

[Jarrod]

HTTP/1.1 200 OK Cache-Control: private Pragma: private Content-Length: 630 Content-Type: text/xml; charset=windows-1252 Server: Microsoft-IIS/7.5 Set-Cookie: bb_; path=/; domain=.facepunch.com; HttpOnly X-UA-Compatible: IE=Edge Date: Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:15:17 GMT [QUOTE=BIGRICH;34690564]I change my mind, dumbest reason for ever getting banned: shoes was playing darkrp on a fairly crowded server, there was a shopkeeper yackin on the mic about shoes for some reason. so i spawn a shoe/boot and promptly brought it over to his counter, then stared at him until he cried to the admin at which point i undid the shoe and left the building. i repeated this for 30-40mins sometimes using multiple shoes, successfully using my variation of psychological warfare until the admin finally caught me in the act.[/QUOTE]
Shoes.
Dey' get people banned.

[editline]14th February 2012[/editline]

Ignore the http mashup, facepunch mobile is still buggy

[rsk_]

I hate 90% of DarkRP servers who have a retarded attitude to RP.

[FokkerBoombass]

Dark RP is not RP at all.

[Mailliw]

[QUOTE=LuaChobo;23956901]No matter how hard i try, i can't get banned.
I think i have been banned 3 times in my entire time in GMod, all 3 were deserved.

1 was for setting up a wire auto turret and constantly killing this guy that pissed me off.

2 was for convincing an admin to get their head admin to give them FTP and then he gave it to me, i downloaded a nexus script they paid for and gave myself admin for some "Fun"

3rd was for aimbotting in a darkRP server and getting a few hundred kills before the admin stepped in.

I guess i go on servers without 12 year old admins?[/QUOTE] If you want a nice server with admins over 12 years. Search for Newbie RP! You have to be 14 to be an admin ! Its great !

[editline]14th February 2012[/editline]

My most stupid reason of ban was. I was a thief and i was bored, so i lockpicked a guys house. The owner comes and see's me. He punch me so i start to shoot him. Then he ran away to an admin and told him that i shoot him for no reason but he didnt tell the admin that he punched me !

[666]

[QUOTE=Varachack;34688293]I was banned for [B]walking around.[/B] Get this:

● I was wandering around the walled sections of gm_construct_flatgrass_v6, and two Lithuanian citizens were building a moped out of E2 Holos, so I decided to stand around and watch adjacently. They noticed and said to me over their mics in a bad accent, "Go away." I asked them why and they told me "You are in way." I told them I wasn't in the way since I was nearest the wall, and one of the votekick abusers (who wasn't involved) promptly whipped up a kick dialog for me and everyone voted "Yes," (of course) then I was magically removed from the server [B]for five minutes[/B] with the reason "minge."

How terrible is that?[/QUOTE]

not surprised since you follow me around FP and rate my posts dumb

[Varachack]

[QUOTE=Uncle Bourbon;34700594]not surprised since you follow me around FP and rate my posts dumb[/QUOTE]

I shouldn't be surprised either, since:

1. If I'm following [I]you,[/I] why are you here?
2. You do the same thing.
3. Are there any legitimate reasons that my posts should be dumb?

[elfbarf]

Joined a TTT server with the name "y r u so paind in th glute LOL" and said "how do I play?" in chat. A few seconds later I was permed with the reason "cute". Turns out it was a furry server so I didn't bother to appeal it.

[Viper1204]

On Phase Four some operator was using observer (Noclip) everytime I got into a fight with him I reported it to the Super Admin and he said "He is one of our best admins do not disrespect him or I will permanently ban you" I replied with "Get him to ban me. I doubt he could even spell ban"
Permanently banned "Admin Disrespect"
Oh well!

[TJ Scouser]

Join a Dark RP server, after about 30 seconds, some admin yells on his microphone, in a very loud Scottish accent, "FUCK OFF YA ENGLISH PRICK".

5 seconds later, banned for "ENGLISH CUNT".

[666]

[QUOTE=Varachack;34702302]I shouldn't be surprised either, since:

1. If I'm following [I]you,[/I] why are you here?
2. You do the same thing.
3. Are there any legitimate reasons that my posts should be dumb?[/QUOTE]

No I don't. You're the one who keeps ghost rating. Goddamn creepy kid.

[Varachack]

[QUOTE=Uncle Bourbon;34713800]No I don't. You're the one who keeps ghost rating. Goddamn creepy kid.[/QUOTE]

You don't, do you? Sure is ironic that your name appears for each dumb rating except for the ones above. Derp.

I'm creepy, yet you randomly rate my posts which aren't even dumb most of the time. Who's creepy again?

[666]

[QUOTE=Varachack;34714153]I'm ghost rating yet you decided to say something about it just now? Sure, sure.[/QUOTE]

Not sure what you mean by that, could you re-write it in a way that makes sense?

[Cesar Augusto]

True History: I told to a player in TTT that I had a big nigga dick (just kidding). And he banned me by reason: "I do not allow horses on that server."

[Varachack]

[QUOTE=Uncle Bourbon;34714231]Not sure what you mean by that, could you re-write it in a way that makes sense?[/QUOTE]

If you read it properly, maybe you could comprehend it correctly. I don't need to rewrite anything.

Besides, my post doesn't even say that. Try refreshing the page?

[ArmageddonScr]

Recently got a [B][I]3[/I][/B] ban on the Jokerice fretta server for saying "One in the Chamber"

[RedReaper]

[QUOTE=Cesar Augusto;34714422]True History: I told to a player in TTT that I had a big nigga dick (just kidding). And he banned me by reason: "I do not allow horses on that server."[/QUOTE]

I once logged in under the name "Sarah Jessica Parker" and got banned with the same message.

[666]

[QUOTE=Varachack;34717727]If you read it properly, maybe you could comprehend it correctly. I don't need to rewrite anything.

Besides, my post doesn't even say that. Try refreshing the page?[/QUOTE]

I'd consider it.

[Cesar Augusto]

[QUOTE=RedReaper;34719879]I once logged in under the name "Sarah Jessica Parker" and got banned with the same message.[/QUOTE]

We suffer a lot with banz. XD

[Varachack]

[QUOTE=Uncle Bourbon;34721164]I'd consider it.[/QUOTE]

Consider it for what?

[666]

[QUOTE=Varachack;34729036]Consider it for what?[/QUOTE]

for-

fuck it, you're too dumb

[Varachack]

[QUOTE=Uncle Bourbon;34729630]for-

fuck it, you're too dumb[/QUOTE]

Thank you for not specifying a legitimate reason [I]and[/I] proving my point.

► Back on topic.

[Gryphus5]

[QUOTE=mn_chaos;32541513]New one.
Went to a local server and said "ハイ"

Kicked.

"あなたが韓国語話している！"

Translated for those who dont speak japanese, thats "speaking korean!"
^_^[/QUOTE]

because retarded japanese hates fucking korean lol

oh...also im japanese too :(

[ragdol]

[QUOTE=Kool EmoKid;23956609]I was on a RP server and was a Hitman and I killed someone and was banned reason "For licking cunts" some 12 year old banned me cause killed him how was I supposed to know he was an admin. Although I was telling my friend to write me fake hit so I could kill anyone I wanted[/QUOTE]

Ugh, these dumbass fagget kids should'nt be allowed to play anyway. Fuck that stupid selfish kid, Just cause he's admin dosent mean he's fuckin jesus

[Shotgunz]

First I would like to say that you should never go on the <NC> DarkRP servers. The admins are morons.

So I was a cop and I was inside a Gun Dealer's shop, the Gun Dealer told me to get out. I told him i didn't want to. The Gun Dealer shot me, I went back and told him that that was RDM, or tried to tell him. He wouldn't listen. This happened again. An Admin then told me that I was breaking NLR, I told him the Gun Dealer RDM'd me. Then, the Admin proceeded to say that there was a rule against being on other's property. I asked him to cite the rule from the MOTD, he ignored me. I asked him over and over to cite the rule, he told me that it was a "Common sense" rule not listed in the MOTD, and that it could be listed on the website.

I was then banned for "NLR, Trolling".

What.

[HulaDancer]

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;31853409]I 'minged' an admin.

More on the line, he yelled at me for using woodwar planes for dogfighting(on rp server), and basically said it wasn't roleplay. I asked him what he thinks roleplay is, and in his exact words, "Roleplay is people playing roles." I replied, "Then how exactly is roleplaying dogfighting stuntsman bad?" he choked, and went "WELL GET THE FUCK OFF MY SERVER" and I replied "Why? I'm roleplaying am I not?" banned for three hours for being a minge.

I could honestly write a book by now regarding how fucking idiotic people get when trying to define roleplay.[/QUOTE]

Can't agree more with you.