MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server? - Garry's Mod

[url]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648748577949213926/4B4B70A25E41A92B78979C0F9555F9CBFA408A2B/[/url] Yes I know its a kick.

[QUOTE=Pantho;35229584]Isn't 'Bobimjoejackson' the guy who's had over 20 steam accounts banned from ByB and keeps buying more and more? I mean, people have alts but 20 is taking the piss. He was a troll, part of the reason banned. So how can he be innocent if we fail to believe he was a troll, but [B]banned him for trolling[/B]? Also keeps posting heavily edited youtube videos trying to demand his innocence? He was banned for many reasons, no matter how many edited youtube videos he makes declaring otherwise. Ignore the troll tbh.[/QUOTE] He is that guy, and I find his videos pretty entertaining..

[QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;35231468]He is that guy, and I find his videos pretty entertaining..[/QUOTE] Indeed they are, doesn't mean he shouldn't be banned for stuff ;)

I got banned for standing in the road and another time for spawning in the spawn point, why???

Building in a DarkRP server. The admin constantly deleted the stuff I spawned and kicked me after the 2nd warning he gave me. "It's not buildRP you fag" The worst part is that the map was flatgrass.

[QUOTE=Pantho;35229584]Isn't 'Bobimjoejackson' the guy who's had over 20 steam accounts banned from ByB and keeps buying more and more? I mean, people have alts but 20 is taking the piss. He was a troll, part of the reason banned. So how can he be innocent if we fail to believe he was a troll, but [B]banned him for trolling[/B]? Also keeps posting heavily edited youtube videos trying to demand his innocence? He was banned for many reasons, no matter how many edited youtube videos he makes declaring otherwise. Ignore the troll tbh. Since I'm replying and bound to cause childish flame responses answer this: Prove you where banned for: -Making an unban request -Making another unban request Your forum name or unban request number will prove it to me. I'll happily post the ticket here. Because people are never banned for that unless they post screenshots of themselves hacking or blatantly lying. We have abusive admins, but we have a very extensive report system. I would believe an admin banned you for giving him/her $2, or giving him a hug, but never would/should you be banned for posting unban requests.[/QUOTE] I have made unban requests. I got banned again for "trolling".

[QUOTE=sonyfuzion;35239278]Building in a DarkRP server. The admin constantly deleted the stuff I spawned and kicked me after the 2nd warning he gave me. "It's not buildRP you fag" The worst part is that the map was flatgrass.[/QUOTE] Idiot admin.

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Guys, it's pretty amazing that people get banned and/or kicked from these servers with [I]very[/I] bad reasons (Louis beating Rochelle up for "no reason" would I consider him "having something big against her"). We've got dictator admins that mostly use their powers to rule over everyone and exterminate almost [I]anyone[/I] who opposes them (even if they have [B]good[/B] reasons to do it, the admin cannot stand losing that he/she decides to disconnect that guy almost instantly) [QUOTE=Hell0;35230796]Killed an admin on a PvP server He was a russian kid[/QUOTE] Words [I]cannot[/I] express how much I dislike Russia right now, they [I]were[/I] promised democracy but never got it for an extended amount of time. Even that man named "Putin" or something is a president, but he doesn't seem to let anyone choose over themselves On that little kid's side, I think children under the age normally allowed on Steam (Thirteen) really shouldn't be allowed to be on there, unless they're 100% smart enough to [I]not[/I] give out personal information (weather by accident or by thinking the other guy would offer support for giving them your account and password) [U][B]STORY, IT'S GOING TO BE LONG BUT I HOPE YOUR HEADS DON'T EXPLODE![/B][/U] [SP]I ever tell you about the time I was in 7th grade and was offered help by a classmate also in the 7th grade at a highschool in Oxie? He said he could use my account and help buy Garry's Mod (or L4D, I don't remember. But that's an example), but I didn't want him to do it mostly because nor he or I were aware of the Steam Gift feature, he asked and pleaded me many times if he could have my account name + password, in the end I became so frustrated and sick of it that I ended up giving the information to him, [I]BUT[/I] I even told my dad and my brother that I gave the password and account to some dude with the account name "outfusioN" which made them react instantly and get [I]very[/I] dissapointed, we were forced to log in on the account and change the password as quickly as we could before that guy could do anything and we had a phone call to him with my father (he answered on the Friends chat asking why "I didn't let him use my account" and my father told him to call our phone number and talk about it). My father and my second oldest brother were very angry with me and told me that I was [I]not[/I] allowed to use the account for an amount of time. I really regret giving out my account's information, and felt very empty for giving it out. But even though the password was changed, I wished I never gave it out and even promised to NEVER give something like that information out, ever again[/SP] [SP]The next day in school, after what happened, the teachers were informed about this and told outfusioN (I'm not telling you my or even [I]his[/I] name, see the account for yourselves if you want) that he was a very bad boy for asking for my account when I didn't want him to do anything, he even said he was really sorry for it. END OF STORY[/SP] EDIT: Why doesn't italic, linking or bold work in mixture with the Spoiler template?!

[QUOTE=BenjaminTennison;35303864]Guys, it's pretty amazing that people get banned and/or kicked from these servers with [I]very[/I] bad reasons (Louis beating Rochelle up for "no reason" would I consider him "having something big against her"). We've got dictator admins that mostly use their powers to rule over everyone and exterminate almost [I]anyone[/I] who opposes them (even if they have [B]good[/B] reasons to do it, the admin cannot stand losing that he/she decides to disconnect that guy almost instantly) Words [I]cannot[/I] express how much I dislike Russia right now, they [I]were[/I] promised democracy but never got it for an extended amount of time. Even that man named "Putin" or something is a president, but he doesn't seem to let anyone choose over themselves On that little kid's side, I think children under the age normally allowed on Steam (Thirteen) really shouldn't be allowed to be on there, unless they're 100% smart enough to [I]not[/I] give out personal information (weather by accident or by thinking the other guy would offer support for giving them your account and password) [U][B]STORY, IT'S GOING TO BE LONG BUT I HOPE YOUR HEADS DON'T EXPLODE![/B][/U] [SP]I ever tell you about the time I was in 7th grade and was offered help by a classmate also in the 7th grade at a highschool in Oxie? He said he could use my account and help buy Garry's Mod (or L4D, I don't remember. But that's an example), but I didn't want him to do it mostly because nor he or I were aware of the Steam Gift feature, he asked and pleaded me many times if he could have my account name + password, in the end I became so frustrated and sick of it that I ended up giving the information to him, [I]BUT[/I] I even told my dad and my brother that I gave the password and account to some dude with the account name "outfusioN" which made them react instantly and get [I]very[/I] dissapointed, we were forced to log in on the account and change the password as quickly as we could before that guy could do anything and we had a phone call to him with my father (he answered on the Friends chat asking why "I didn't let him use my account" and my father told him to call our phone number and talk about it). My father and my second oldest brother were very angry with me and told me that I was [I]not[/I] allowed to use the account for an amount of time. I really regret giving out my account's information, and felt very empty for giving it out. But even though the password was changed, I wished I never gave it out and even promised to NEVER give something like that information out, ever again[/SP] [SP]The next day in school, after what happened, the teachers were informed about this and told outfusioN (I'm not telling you my or even [I]his[/I] name, see the account for yourselves if you want) that he was a very bad boy for asking for my account when I didn't want him to do anything, he even said he was really sorry for it. END OF STORY[/SP] EDIT: Why doesn't italic, linking or bold work in mixture with the Spoiler template?![/QUOTE] Russia reporting in. [img_thumb]http://s.lurkmore.to/images/e/ef/1253477832313.jpg[/img_thumb] And i do hate russian kids, because i can get banned because of people who think that russians are all the same.

For pushing a button that started some kind of Rube Goldberg thing. Later they made a sign "do not touch" before being banned for touching button.

I made a shop in front of someone else's shop and offered to sell his shop for $1,000 Shop owner was admin > f**k

[QUOTE=BIGRICH;34690564]I change my mind, dumbest reason for ever getting banned: shoes was playing darkrp on a fairly crowded server, there was a shopkeeper yackin on the mic about shoes for some reason. so i spawn a shoe/boot and promptly brought it over to his counter, then stared at him until he cried to the admin at which point i undid the shoe and left the building. i repeated this for 30-40mins sometimes using multiple shoes, successfully using my variation of psychological warfare until the admin finally caught me in the act.[/QUOTE] Oh god. My sides, they hurt.

Not Gmod, but on a Left 4 Dead 2 server, I went to the elevator first in the finale of Dead Centre while everyone else waited behind and got themselves ambushed by the zombies. I was trying to tell people to just forget about the zombies and get to the elevator, when the Admin asked me why I was in the elevator. I said "Because I wasn't waiting for the door to open to get ambushed." Banned from the server for "hack." The admin then banned my friends that were wearing the same clantag as me.

[QUOTE=Pantho;35233965]Indeed they are, doesn't mean he shouldn't be banned for stuff ;)[/QUOTE] I think some of the admins he exposed should be though. Even if he edited out HIS abuse, he didn't edit theirs. Unbanning the abusers just to get back at him was a dumb idea, it screwed over the playerbase more than it did him. None of the admins learned from that video. Not naming names, most of them still abusers. The "extensive" report system doesn't really work in most cases do to the fact admins never have to give evidence. I'll continue the arguing in PMs as this thread deserves content. backontopic: -I also got banned for disputing how an admin handled a case wrongly and pointing out his errors for "disrespect". -Got banned for "Cardm" for hitting a secret agent who was running in the middle of a road. -(Not a ban but) I also randomly lost my cop job once and teleported inside a wall for hitting an admins trailer in the road.

hmmm lets see....i think in hellzone perp one of my friends rped a cat and went around meowing and got his org of around 25 people to go in a big group and rp cats. An admin banned the guy that started it lol

well lets give it here i use a wire turrt xD

Trouble in Terrorist Town: Guy comes into room, says "Hey get out or I'll shoot you." I refuse, he kills me. Next round me and several other angry players conspire to murder him. We do, and hey, as it happens he was the traitor anyway. Too bad he was also the admin.

[QUOTE=A_Pigeon;35370520]I think some of the admins he exposed should be though. Even if he edited out HIS abuse, he didn't edit theirs. Unbanning the abusers just to get back at him was a dumb idea, it screwed over the playerbase more than it did him. None of the admins learned from that video. Not naming names, most of them still abusers. The "extensive" report system doesn't really work in most cases do to the fact admins never have to give evidence. I'll continue the arguing in PMs as this thread deserves content. backontopic: -I also got banned for disputing how an admin handled a case wrongly and pointing out his errors for "disrespect". -Got banned for "Cardm" for hitting a secret agent who was running in the middle of a road. -(Not a ban but) I also randomly lost my cop job once and teleported inside a wall for hitting an admins trailer in the road.[/QUOTE] I don't even remember people getting unbanned when he was banned? The 2 admins in the final dispute with him where supers trolling him. A trolling well deserved ;) But fair enough, ByB is what it is. It will remain what it is but if you ever have any ideas on improving the report system send me a pm.

[QUOTE=benit;23954564]I got banned for "Joining the server while not being named Chuck Norris"[/QUOTE] What server is this???

[QUOTE=Pantho;35229584]Isn't 'Bobimjoejackson' the guy who's had over 20 steam accounts banned from ByB and keeps buying more and more? I mean, people have alts but 20 is taking the piss. He was a troll, part of the reason banned. So how can he be innocent if we fail to believe he was a troll, but [B]banned him for trolling[/B]? Also keeps posting heavily edited youtube videos trying to demand his innocence? He was banned for many reasons, no matter how many edited youtube videos he makes declaring otherwise. Ignore the troll tbh. Since I'm replying and bound to cause childish flame responses answer this: Prove you where banned for: -Making an unban request -Making another unban request Your forum name or unban request number will prove it to me. I'll happily post the ticket here. Because people are never banned for that unless they post screenshots of themselves hacking or blatantly lying. We have abusive admins, but we have a very extensive report system. I would believe an admin banned you for giving him/her $2, or giving him a hug, but never would/should you be banned for posting unban requests.[/QUOTE] To clarify I am bobjimjoejackson. The initial "deal" with ByB was two admins (DinosaurJesus and AndreBlue) who both heavily abused admins for their own benefit. I caught them out and upon using the provided feature to report abusive players "/report" or attempting to discuss the matter at hand with these admins I was consistently harassed simply because they feel they have a God-given right to throw players around with their physgun when not even an admin on duty. The simple truth is that 99.9999% of admins on DarkRP servers rely on being able to screw over players all the time and try to do things that are against the rules. Its something that is patently true with your servers and the admins on there. That's the reason I a boat load of space for FRAPS, so I can prove straight away when an admin has done something wrong--which I have done multiple times on your servers. Get muted/slayed/kicked/banned for no proper reason? Try and talk to an admin about it and be reasonable? You just get muted and ignored. Now you know why I have as many steam accounts as I do, because I'm not going to get banned by some 12 year old who used mom's credit card to buy admin and who consistently abuses it. Upon providing video evidence I was further banned. So yes, I have been banned for using the report feature, in fact I have been banned from your forums at least 20 times now--and I'll keep signing up because no one wants to listen to my legitimate complaints and insists that I am trolling when I have caught a number of admins out all the way from paid admins to root admins. I imagine its not very flattering when a root admin bans me for dropping some cash into a money splitting machine when I turn around and show video evidence of him dropping 500$ in the same machine at the exact same point in time. I never tried to crash your server. Someone made a machine, I had some fun, just like Deon the superb Root Administrator. It's very easy to call me a troll because the story doesn't paint a pretty picture of ByB-- You can't face up to the criticisms I have provided, neither can Deon and neither can Andre. Yes the videos I have made are heavily edited. It was a few videos on YouTube. The original FRAPS footage was at least 20-24 hours in length as well as about 3 hours of Ventrilo recordings, of course it is edited. Your OWN rules state that an admin will have their admin permanently revoked for three warnings. Andreblue has been banned 4 times for admin abuse, yet he is still an admin. It is particularly ironic that AndreBlue and his brother (who has been banned 9 times, which is more legitimate times than I have been banned) have both tried joining various griefing groups, would this not make them both trolls? Call me a "sexually repressed twat", call me racist, call me a hypocrite... Explain why Deon was never punished for doing the exact same thing I did? Explain how AndreBlue is still an admin? Explain why I get repeatedly banned for posting legitimate reports? It's easier to call me a 'troll' and ignore the failure that is admin duty on ByB servers. I join your servers, school your admins on their own rules and get banned for "admin disrespect".

Jesus, carry the drama to PMs. (there is a reason they exist)

[QUOTE=Pantho;35394935]I don't even remember people getting unbanned when he was banned? The 2 admins in the final dispute with him where supers trolling him. A trolling well deserved ;) But fair enough, ByB is what it is. It will remain what it is but if you ever have any ideas on improving the report system send me a pm.[/QUOTE] So its a good idea to let supers/roots set up a spawn killing session on me while someone is parading around saying nigger repeatedly and spamming props? And letting them spam the slay command so much that the server lagged? Isn't it kind of ironic to ban me because you claim I "tried to crash the server" when your own super and root administrators have repeatedly done the same thing (and in this case in an attempt to get rid of me) A_Pigeon: "Even if he edited out HIS abuse, he didn't edit theirs." Which abuse? The only abuse I have probably committed is prop-pushing which is NOT listed as being against the rules. Again, Pantho,[B][U] Come up with a real, legitimate ban reason and provide proof and I will not join again.[/U][/B] [I]Try [/I]and make it something your own admins don't do on a regular basis. [editline]3rd April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Greatie;35418869]Jesus, carry the drama to PMs. (there is a reason they exist)[/QUOTE] Ok fine, to make it on topic.... The stupidest ban reason I have ever received is this: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/g5w9Z.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Greatie;35418869]Jesus, carry the drama to PMs. (there is a reason they exist)[/QUOTE] Actually, I want to see where this goes. I've followed bobjimjoejackson's videos for a while now, and I want to see the response.

Admins are DarkRP's biggest problem.

Me and my friends went on one of those super serious rp servers for shits and giggles...We snuck into the cinema so we wouldn't be disturbed only to turn and see a combine cop blocking the doorway. Him and his backup drew their guns and ordered us agains the wall, we complied and waited for them to handcuff us so the door was clear. The second the door was clear, we fucking ran like bitches, screaming the entire way into our mics and etc. We ran from safe place to safe place, constantly avoiding them until an admin finally stepped in to stop the madness when we decided to trap a lone black gentleman in an alleyway by surrounding him meaning he could not escape us and only stare into our eyes.

PS: Pantho, for someone who claims that your community is against discrimination and does not practice it, do you care to explain this ban reason to someone whose only crime was to join using the name "Nigerian Prince" "You again eh? We dun like yer [B][U]type[/U][/B] 'round these parts."

I wasn't going to reply, but you seemed so desperate for attention in this PM I thought I'd indulge. [img]http://i.imgur.com/y9R50.png[/img] [QUOTE=nigerianprince;35423226]PS: Pantho, for someone who claims that your community is against discrimination and does not practice it, do you care to explain this ban reason to someone whose only crime was to join using the name "Nigerian Prince" "You again eh? We dun like yer [B][U]type[/U][/B] 'round these parts."[/QUOTE] so if I give you a valid ban reason you'll shut up and go away? Ok then, I'll provide a simple one you cannot deny and would be hard to dispute as valid: [B]Creating mock newspaper images describing long standing trusted admins as "Gay Furry Fags" and posting them inside a forum report. [/B][I]If you don't see that as a valid ban reason then you obviously don't understand our rules...[/I] And you wonder why your banned for making reports? Also, I'm not going to have the same argument over 'Nigerian' racism again, that account was banned for being your alt. Also, you're not Nigerian? Not to mention we have people playing from so many different countries of so many ages from every sexual preference I've heard of. Stop trying to accuse us of discrimination when it's obvious that account was banned for being your alt. Now I'm a kind person, I often give people multiple chances even for serious offences. But if you're going to post such disgusting and homophobic images as that and then claim you're innocent then you simply are not wanted on my servers. This is not a democracy, this is a dictatorship and I'm the dictator. I will admit you have talent for creating decent entertaining videos, but no matter how good they are you're an attention seeking drama loving troll who crossed too many lines, so stop this shit. Again I remind you of a simple facts are: If the owner doesn't want you there, then sorry to be crass but just fuck off. Why would you even want to play where you're not wanted... I honestly don't care how many accounts you make, I'm glad Garry is getting more money but I'm still going to ban them. Regards A loving Pantho.

[QUOTE=Pantho;35423897]I wasn't going to reply, but you seemed so desperate for attention in this PM I thought I'd indulge. [img]http://i.imgur.com/y9R50.png[/img] It's the same as if you joined with one of many names for people we've banned? If we ban you, we ban you. It's nothing to do with being 'Nigerian', even if it was we both know you're not Nigerian by your own confession so why would it be racist?. The fact is they are my servers, I decide if a player is unfit to play there. If you want to continue this drama then go ahead but this will be my last comment about it and you won't be unbanned. If anyone still thinks you where unfairly banned after the ban reason below, then good for them. I choose why we ban people and that down there is definitely a valid reason to me. You want a legitimate ban reason then fine, I'll pull up a simple one for you: [B]Creating mock newspaper images describing long standing trusted admins as "Gay Furry Fags" and posting them inside a forum report. [/B][I]If you don't see that as a valid ban reason then you obviously don't understand our rules...[/I] And you wonder why your banned for making reports? Now I'm a kind person, I often give people multiple chances even for serious offences. But if you're going to post such disgusting and homophobic images as that and then claim you're innocent then you simply are not wanted on my servers. This is not a democracy, this is a dictatorship and I'm the dictator. I will admit you have talent for creating decent entertaining videos, but no matter how good they are you're an attention seeking drama loving troll who crossed too many lines, so stop this shit. Again I remind you of a simple facts are: If the owner doesn't want you there, you are not wanted there. Kindly go away and stop being an attention seeking whore. I honestly don't care how many accounts you make, I'm glad Garry is getting more money but I'm still going to ban them. Regards A loving Pantho.[/QUOTE] To clarify--I never used the term "fag" in this instance. That is homophobic. I used the term "gay furry". Kamun's avatar lead me to believe he was a furry, which I can only assume is accurate. My usage of the word gay was in reference to the sexual orientation (homosexual) which was confirmed when he ragdolled me and proceeded to anally sodomize me using what appeared to be a 47kg gas cylinder. This in itself is metagaming as he took an action that was outside of roleplaying and then attempted to use it within the roleplay. This is a highly serious offense. I am sure as someone who runs an RP server you are well antiquated with how serious of an offense metagaming is. You continue to ignore this fact which would undermine any community that is serious about roleplaying. REDACTED I would also like to say that I was extremely offended by Deon's titling of me as being a "princess", this is truly the manner of remark that only someone who is a "sexually repressed hypocrite" would make. Does questioning someone's gender not also equate to questioning their sexual orientation? In this case it is clear that you must also permanently ban Deon and revoke his status as root administrator for these flagrant, baseless comments. Again, you still can't answer any criticisms Pantho. Everything I have done your admins have done just as bad if not worse. Why is Andre still an admin? Why is Deon still an admin?

Oh, so I've just misunderstood you all this time? You're honestly saying that this could not be taken offensively and was part of a valid report? Wow, I must be such a moron to think that someone making fake newspaper images about a users sexual prefrence and then posting it during an unban request as offensive. I mean, it must have had something to do with the unban request and not have been some childs attempt at an insult right? I have no fucking idea what Andre did, but this isn't about him is it? If you truly wanted Andre punished you would have made a responsible report. I was barely aware you existed until that "Gay Furry" report was linked to me. At which point I instructed you to be forum banned. I've provided a valid reason for your ban and you promised to leave it alone if I did, so toodles. I hope you take your experiences and learn from them. There are plenty of other populated communities around and you should go have fun there.