MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server? - Garry's Mod

I was banne don fearless rp server. As a cop i pulled over a guy driving a truck on left side of the road. He didnt pull over sop i chased him to kfc drive thru. Then he asked stuff like "reason?" i told him about driving on left side of the road. He replied "no u" and drived away few meters, breaking fear rp rules ( if youre getting aimed at, you act like your scared, you obey) and called female admin "Alexia". In few seconds i gotten banned without reason. If their shitty site just were functioning i would go and already spray shit on Admin abuse.

The site's getting DDoS'ed. It doesn't seem were getting the most of the story... And it's not admin abuse because once again we don't seem to see the entire story.

[QUOTE=BenjaminTennison;35566856]Good, because pedophilia is illegal. At least [I]someone[/I] has sense in their heads..[/QUOTE] Late, but pedophilia is not illegal; acting on it is. People can't help but feel the way they feel, but if they can't control their actions then there is a problem.

For "not liking ponies" I just said i didn't watch the show, OH NO [b]BANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBAN[/b]

Arguing with an admin on an RP server RDMing everyone. I mean come on, what kind of server admin ruins his own server?

[QUOTE=SuperEmoBros;35653085]For "not liking ponies" I just said i didn't watch the show, OH NO [b]BANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBAN[/b][/QUOTE] Oh, that's OK. Those guys were probably just dicks about it who care too much. It's OK to at least [I]like[/I] something, but if you dick on about it the chances are that people will stop caring

[QUOTE=foxar0123;35646909]I was banne don fearless rp server. As a cop i pulled over a guy driving a truck on left side of the road. He didnt pull over sop i chased him to kfc drive thru. Then he asked stuff like "reason?" i told him about driving on left side of the road. He replied "no u" and drived away few meters, breaking fear rp rules ( if youre getting aimed at, you act like your scared, you obey) and called female admin "Alexia". In few seconds i gotten banned without reason. If their shitty site just were functioning i would go and already spray shit on Admin abuse.[/QUOTE] AH-CHUU! Sorry I'm allergic to grammar error.

[QUOTE=Jarrod;35654655]AH-CHUU! Sorry[b],[/b] I'm allergic to gramma[b]tical[/b] error[b]s[/b].[/QUOTE] Bold stuff is stuff I added in. I'm not a grammar nazi, but if you're going to rip on somebody for poor grammar, at least do it correctly.

Being Permabanned from GMod Tower, because I helped my friends and the players by rarely giving something nice, like an Admin Jetpack or a tiny potion etc... and when i lost my powers, I made a illusion of lua cache glitch on the forums. To keep my powers, I forced gmod to don't download anything when joining the server, it failed I don't know why... then I got banned because of my rage on the forums about that. [quote=GMod Tower]"Zexion91" --- Permabanned [By MacDGuy] -> Reason: Lua Cache this. (Banned lift: 5052548 Hours)[/quote] I will be dead when i'm getting unbanned. :o

i got banned because i didn't say hi to the admin

[QUOTE=NA_PREDATOR;35659125]i got banned because i didn't say hi to the admin[/QUOTE] So many goddamned admins are like this.

"Hitting me with a prop penis" Cost me a week on my fav DarkRp server!!

Why are all server admins 12 year olds? Thinking they can run a server

Actually, it is not about their age, [B]but it more depends on the person.[/B]. Like someone else who posted here (I forget their name), I've seen competent 12 year olds and childish adults.

I got banned for questioning a admin

I remember at the start of Gmod 10 when there was loads (and I mean LOADS) of "admin noob banner gun" that used to permaban you when you shot someone.. A very young and annoying server admin wanted to ban me, so he spawned a first gun (this idiot kept spawning it with right click on the ground then ran to it), I hid behind his friend and he permabanned his friend, removing all his friend's props in the process (it was one of these prop protection that removes everything) Then I suicided and respawned, whipping out my 357 and shooting him, then I hid under a dumpster (I actually did, and he didn't see me), I saw him spawning the admin gun, and spawned a barrel and used the physgun to propel the gun toward me, I grabbed it, then proceeded to ban the kid, and pretended to be an admin for about an hour, banning every friends of the kid. So once the server was clear, I got banned for: "fu hacker noob"

I walked into an unfinished building, and a twelve year old admin went apeshit at me. It sounded like an enraged chipmunk. The reason was supposedly because i called him an idiot who needed his balls to drop.

[QUOTE=benfailed;35665705]Actually, it is not about their age, [B]but it more depends on the person.[/B]. Like someone else who posted here (I forget their name), I've seen competent 12 year olds and childish adults.[/QUOTE] Was that 12 year old me? Even though I'm 13 now that's beside the point

refusing to give my e2 code to the admin (i'm sure many people faced this issue)

[QUOTE=cheese602;35667217]I got banned for questioning a admin[/QUOTE] I wonder why admins are so stupid nowadays [QUOTE=Bragdras;35667394]I remember at the start of Gmod 10 when there was loads (and I mean LOADS) of "admin noob banner gun" that used to permaban you when you shot someone.. A very young and annoying server admin wanted to ban me, so he spawned a first gun (this idiot kept spawning it with right click on the ground then ran to it), I hid behind his friend and he permabanned his friend, removing all his friend's props in the process (it was one of these prop protection that removes everything) Then I suicided and respawned, whipping out my 357 and shooting him, then I hid under a dumpster (I actually did, and he didn't see me), I saw him spawning the admin gun, and spawned a barrel and used the physgun to propel the gun toward me, I grabbed it, then proceeded to ban the kid, and pretended to be an admin for about an hour, banning every friends of the kid. So once the server was clear, I got banned for: "fu hacker noob"[/QUOTE] [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/58/Engineer_cheers06.wav"]Cream gravy![/URL] I guess dealing with a stupid admin like that was totally worth it, for the laugh and teaching little kids to wait till they're 15 or older.

Banned for one hour for saying hi

Oh oh wait. I got another one, my last one just got 2nd place. Today I was banned for a month because I threw a barrel through a window (On an RP server this is called prop raid and is not allowed) I did it cos the shop owner was a little kid. And thus this little kid was staring at me through the broken window with a barrel laying with glass around it. The admin comes over to me Noclipped. Picks me up, and drops me from a height. I fall, lose 90/100 health. BANNED: NOT DYING! OMG!!?!?!?!?!

(less of a ban, more of a ULX jail) I was on a spacebuild server with stargates and had a shielded base on a planet, when this guy comes in in his ship and stars firing on me. It's a war server, so I shoot him back. He dies. He dials my stargate, sends through a naquadah bomb and shuts down. I destroy the bomb by shooting it (dunno how this works, it just does). He then sends his megaultrakiller ship and it kills my shield in one shot, so I shoot it down again. He gets mad and jails me. I ask why. He says: "fr shotin dwn a shp illegly.". (actual quote)

Why do people assume that if the server admin is a fucking idiot, they're automatically 12 or younger? I've known people who are fucking [i]10[/i] and can host a server really well

I've gotten banned from HL2 serious roleplay for leading a revolution. TBH we were losing and HL2 roleplay is boring as it is. Other times I've been banned for would be legitimate reasons such as using collision exploits in the gamemode to get into impossible to reach spots. Some of the best times I've ever had would be the time my friends and I got to the top of a really high building this way and just watched the people get moved around like cattle by the civil protection.

[QUOTE=SuperEmoBros;35673204]Why do people assume that if the server admin is a fucking idiot, they're automatically 12 or younger? I've known people who are fucking [i]10[/i] and can host a server really well[/QUOTE] Maybe they didn't assume and heard them use their mic? I mean, that's not a good indicator of age sometimes (like Justin Bieber a few years back) but it can be pretty damn accurate.

[QUOTE=Blitzkrieg Zero;32486201]I've got a good one. I was recently playing on a War RP server. The basics is that you build forts and defend them with various NPCs given to you. I was on fairly early in the morning, building up my fort. I was the only one online a the time. The server owner logged in and we exchanged formal "hellos". We both decided to build up forts next to an underground tunnel and link our forts together, thus creating a force to be reckoned with. NPCs were controlled via spawned nodes, where the NPCs would follow along the path. Once we finished, people started joining. a good 10 or so group, all with the same clan name, =JACKS=. They were rather rude people, joining the server not with a hello, but with a "sup bitchs we gon cik al ur asss". Despite this, we just said Hello, and welcomed them to the server. They continued their verbal abuse, but me and the owner kept shrugging it off. They built their forts, attacked, defended. Forts were burnt down, others were fortified the strength of freaking Guantanamo Bay. We defended fairly well until the owner had to go afk for a bit. I kept the fort safe in the time being, but I was killed. By the Server owner. Apparently, his 12-year-old cousin had taken over for him and didn't recognize that we were partners. I explained to him that we are working together. However, being the stereotypical 12 year old he is, he merely replied with "Shut up noob ur I ban yor ass." I co-operated, not wanting to be banned. I fortified the tunnel entrance with a simple bunker and MG. He repeatedly attempted to break through, all of said attempts ending in failure. He finally started abusing the powers of an owner. No-clip is supposed to be prohibited to your fort only, but he went through the wall and attempted an assassination on me. Instead, I saw him trying to get through the wall, and turned around and killed him. With all the panic came the owners diverted attention. The other players torched his base and stole his supplies (ammo and weapons). The owner got back and, not telling me he was replacing his cousin, attempted to get to my side. I instantly shot him down. What a mistake. He saw his crumbling fort, his missing supplies, and the fact that I barricaded the tunnel entrance, made it look like I raided his base. You can pretty much guess where this is heading. Banned.[/QUOTE] Server IP please? [editline]23rd April 2012[/editline] I remember I was playing a DarkRP server a few months ago. I was a character with a knife. Some fag figured out that no admins were on and prop blocked the spawn with a huge square and then started killing people so they would be trapped when they respawned. I was killed. I spawned and then I started to stab people just for the hell of it. Then the guy deleted his prop and started to launch couches into the spawn to prop kill people. I decided to take part in the prop war 'cause the server was gay anyway. Banned.

[QUOTE=343N;35670662]Was that 12 year old me? Even though I'm 13 now that's beside the point[/QUOTE] I think it was you. Oh wait yes it was. btw I'm 13 too.

doing noting but looking and walking around. it's true

I know this isn't a GMod server but I have to say this. It's a TF2 server. (Sorry about posting in the wrong forum, I can move it if you want.) I just got banned(I am in game right now) and I decided to go on a payload server from the start playing option and I saw these kids (around 6 or 7) and they where trying to record some video for their "Famous" youtube account, they told me that they were recording a machinima(Or some shit like that), but because I was 14 I could't speak at all when they were recording. Some of us just continued to play the game (I didn't know that the kids where the brother of an admin or something), when I got the payload to the checkpoint, the kids started screaming at me because the Administrator started speaking. I got a "Warning" from one of the kids, just for shits and giggles, I got the payload to the final checkpoint and ended the round. Team scrambler put them on the same side so they screamed at me and got their brother (or whatever) to ban me. Fuck sake.