MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server?

[Micrococonut]

I spawned an explosive barrel and was immediately banned.

[ShnitzelKiller]

I used the stacker tool and welded a bunch of metal planks in a large row, then waved it around in my own personal space. Then I got banned.

[ScottyWired]

I was on a deathbuild server and I spawned in a VTOL that I had spent hours tweaking and tuning in singleplayer. It could be controlled by both wire and numpad at the press of a button. I racked up 100 kills after a few days and was threatened. I promised to upload to the servers AdvDupe if they didnt ban me
I uploaded then they banned me. Backstabbing little kunts.

Reason: Giving noobs WMD's.

[Flicky]

Why would you even upload it? That's a good reason to be banned, that's like giving a small child access to the entirety of Russia's nuclear stockpile. Except they will [i]never run out.[/i]

[RagingGamer]

Joined server for the first time and got a perma because someone under the name xviperx was crashing the server. My name is xViper.

[LordzBacon]

Being AFK or in the words of the Admin "Taking of valuable Slot space without doing anything"
was afk for 5 min.

[Tobba,]

[QUOTE=LordzBacon;35824797]Being AFK or in the words of the Admin "Taking of valuable Slot space without doing anything"
was afk for 5 min.[/QUOTE]

I wonder if he thought the hosts "per slot" price was per occupied slot :v:

[Jaws45]

i got banned once because i kept killing this one kid, he had a rage fit, and i couldnt stop laughing.
turned out he was an admin ._.

[Jarey_]

Banned without warning for 'faggot'

Apparently it was because rainbows are for faggots, guess he meant the rainbow trail I had on me.
I then talked to him on steam, apparently he was a hardcore homophobe, and I accidently let it slip about what my trail E2 was

[thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/screen115.jpg[/thumb][thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/screen29.jpg[/thumb]
Yes, the trail is a reference to ponies

He then flipped his shit and changed the ban to perma. Alright, I understand how there's a lot of haters, but I did nothing but test out the E2. Nothing else at all.
Talked to the head admin, turns out he dislikes it too, but agreed such a action is bullshit, unbanned me, granted me the 'User+' rank (Allowing use of noclip and of griefing props as a way of saying sorry) and stripped the other admin of his powers (At least till he learns)

Later, some other players noticed me still testing out the E2 and messing with it, and asked if they could have it too for whatever reason. Sure why not, it's nice to share.

The past admin saw this, flipped his shit again, and in chat we saw
!PBAN Jarey "FAGGOT"
!PBAN (About 3 other players) "FAGGOT"

Head admin saw the attemped bans (as the other had been stripped of his powers earlier and seemingly forgot) and banned the guy for about 30 minutes, trying to teach him to be nice.

Later the same guy once again returned, by now I had put away my E2, and pretty much the others had aswell. Yet this guy continued, shooting and hitting my stuff and messing with all of it. He was then banned for 1 month. (The head admin doesn't believe in permas unless actually needed)

Mind you I did not say a single thing about mlp. No steam name, avatar or spray of mine was related. Hell, I had even changed the E2 name to 'color trail'.

To sum this up, not talking about pony in general, I mean admins that hold a grudge for the most innocent simple things

[Timenova]

Good to see that the head admin was understanding and justice served. He could have just as easily been one of the ones who always believe their corrupt subordinates.

[Eclipse1337]

I also got banned for hi in another language, admin thought I said "Fuck you".

I seriously lol'd.

[Firesword]

I got banned for ''ffxc''

[BreakinBenny]

[QUOTE=Eclipse1337;35837895]I also got banned for hi in another language, admin thought I said "Fuck you".

I seriously lol'd.[/QUOTE]
Paranoid admin, if you ask me

[QUOTE=fredstin22;35845972]Banned for throwing bugbait[/QUOTE]
Why does simply spraying paint decals make people so angry? It's not like the player will move like a Combine when you paralyze them with the bugbait (does bugbait itch when in contact with human skin?), I wonder when there will be possibility to spawn player-friendly antlions (not guards, because they don't see the players as friends)

[Michael haxz]

[QUOTE=BananasRP;35802000]Why would you use such eye raping colors for your darkrp gamemode??[/QUOTE]

That's Relevant how?

[H.Drescher]

One of my personal favorites in Garrys Mod will forever be getting Perma'd for not sharing my Spacestation Advanced Dupe with a low class moderator who I had knew on the server for a long time... Apparently he had gotten Super a week after becoming a mod...

[HashtagF]

I was once banned for wearing too many clothes.

[CitizenJim]

I got banned from a No Heroes server.

For joining it.

I was even in the group.

[Fawk]

I was just banned for RPing as a alcoholic hobo who was going into withdrawals then saw someone die so he snapped and killed the person he saw kill someone else.

EXCUSE me for trying to role-play something interesting.

[editline]11th May 2012[/editline]

Also, I think this thread needs renamed "Most memorable things you have been banned for"

[NothingAteMyCat]

I got muted once for swearing on the OOC chat in an RP server. The admin was in a rather bad mood, as I had been criticizing his earlier "administrative interventions" in acceptable RP situations, ie. robberies and such. I earned myself a ban soon after, because when I gained my speech back, I said in OOC:

"Do you actually flaunt your 3 dollar admin at people like your genitals in the park on a Sunday night?"

It was worth it.

[Michael haxz]

Got banned on a Crysis server last night

On my first ever multiplayer game of Crysis on a fresh install of it. I was walking out of the base, started exploding, and it said "You have been killed 25 times for teleport hacking, you will be banned"

Maybe it was because I had to get bin64 and rename it to bin32 so Crysis would work on my FX4100, but still that has me sitting here saying "What the fuck".

[Wheatleyluver]

I wrote "JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS!" in chat, little did I know, the admin was a fan of him, so she banned me for "badmouthing Justin Bieber".

[MatthewKingrey]

"Paypal-Chargeback", they didnt give me my VIP, so I didnt pay them.

But the servers were great.

[roman117]

Banned from a DarkRP server for killing a police officer who kept arresting everyone for no reason.

The reason for my ban was "abusing police powers".

...Remind me to never go on a DarkRP server again for as long as I live.

[Agent766]

I've never been banned myself, but when people spam stuff like "niggers" in chat, I really REALLY want to ban them with the reason "niggers". Seeing as I'm just a superadmin and not the owner though, I don't want to get demoted.

[killerrichard]

I was banned from a DarkRP:
Permanent, Raison: Hacker
I laughed so hard

/ooc Want to view all money printers ? 
Type this in your console > lua_run_cl LocalPlayer():SetEyeAngles(LocalPlayer():EyeAngles() - Angle(158,-99,-87))

[BFG9000]

I spawned a WWII Bomb on a budding Spacebuild server on which me and some good interwebz buddies were playing. Something was wrong with the Lua cache and the models, and all Spacebuild stuff were invisible, only leaving barely visible shadows. The bomb exploded, and all of one of my friend's stuff blew up... then I was kicked for:"FAGGOT" lol

[Leestons]

[QUOTE=Michael haxz;35928149]Got banned on a Crysis server last night

On my first ever multiplayer game of Crysis on a fresh install of it. I was walking out of the base, started exploding, and it said "You have been killed 25 times for teleport hacking, you will be banned"

Maybe it was because I had to get bin64 and rename it to bin32 so Crysis would work on my FX4100, but still that has me sitting here saying "What the fuck".[/QUOTE]

Cool story, but this is "MOST stupid reason you got banned from a [B]GMod[/B] server?" not Crysis

[Michael haxz]

[QUOTE=Leestons;36003589]Cool story, but this is "MOST stupid reason you got banned from a [B]GMod[/B] server?" not Crysis[/QUOTE]

Maybe so, but I don't see why not toss it into the thread

[Varachack]

I drove a van off of a cliff while the admin was inside, turns out he died upon impact, and I lost 93 health.

He then respawned, and banned me with the reason "Hacker fag."

[avon43]

[QUOTE=killerrichard;35961517]I was banned from a DarkRP:
Permanent, Raison: Hacker
I laughed so hard

/ooc Want to view all money printers ? 
Type this in your console > lua_run_cl LocalPlayer():SetEyeAngles(LocalPlayer():EyeAngles() - Angle(158,-99,-87))

[/QUOTE]

Just wondering: What the hell does that do?

Also: I got banned in space build for spawning a fusion reactor and it said.

Minge faggot