MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server?

[James]

I got banned once ... While I was testing out the admin mod I was making :(

Reason : "Testa :D"

[spartin560]

[QUOTE=GameAdict;23944625][Snipped the terrible OP introduction I had made before]

What are the most idiotic reasons [B]you[/B] were banned from a GMod server?

My example: I got banned permanently from a server because I was new to Garry's Mod (version 9) and ended up knocking down an unfinished domino trail.[/QUOTE]

We were in a serious rp server. Someone had people hostage (Basically RDM) So i went a cop and arrested him.

Got banned because i random arrested..

[ShadowNick1]

Treason. How the fuck can you treason if your on Dark RP server.

[ArmageddonScr]

[QUOTE=avon43;36024686]Just wondering: What the hell does that do?[/QUOTE]

When you run it, it sets your aim position to another spot

[xMerkzAd]

[U]I got banned for choosing the hobo class and making a wooden house in the corner of the map. [/U]
1. I was in the corner of the map, out of everyones way
2. The ban was classed as not doing my role. I was a hobo. Apparently I was meant to through bugbaits at houses and shops but as an experienced DarkRP'er, I would of thought doing exactly that would get you banned on any other server. Jeesh.

[12voltsdc]

For renaming my self Jesus Christ, And killing the unholy ones. Banned for ever. (ByB Servers)

[RobyYe]

Probably because you were an idiot and spawnkilled tons of people.

Anyhow... Content... What to choose, What to choose...? I guess when I just joined an RP server, Went Mayor and actually RP'd. Fuckers banned me for: "RPing as Mayor, This is semi serious RP" well screw you guys, Screw you.

[editline]21st May 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=12voltsdc;36040670]For renaming my self Jesus Christ, And killing the unholy ones. Banned for ever. (ByB Servers)[/QUOTE]Lol nope nvm.
hah, Seem to be perma banned aswell.
[img]http://screensnapr.com/e/viXGcv.jpg[/img]

Oh noes, Prop spamming and server crashing? Yeah no.

[editline]21st May 2012[/editline]

I'm too serious, Shit :suicide:

[Michael haxz]

[QUOTE=12voltsdc;36040670]For renaming my self Jesus Christ, And killing the unholy ones. Banned for ever. (ByB Servers)[/QUOTE]

He was permanently banned for our sins

[Jarrod]

[QUOTE=12voltsdc;36040670]For renaming my self Jesus Christ, And killing the unholy ones. Banned for ever. (ByB Servers)[/QUOTE]
Got banned on there servers for spawn trapping.
I was making it pretty.
.~.

[iwancoppa]

Why RP servers should not have donator admins:

"BANNED FOR REPORTING ADMIN ABUSE"

[BreakinBenny]

[QUOTE=iwancoppa;36063954]Why RP servers should not have donator admins:

"BANNED FOR REPORTING ADMIN ABUSE"[/QUOTE]
Yay, another crybaby for an admin! The admin deserved to be reported for his/her/its own admin abuse because he/she/it is just an infant

[FPtje]

[QUOTE=iwancoppa;36063954]Why RP servers should not have donator admins:

"BANNED FOR REPORTING ADMIN ABUSE"[/QUOTE]

A few days ago, an admin spawned himself a money printer through Ulx. I reported him to a cop who refused to arrest him. Note that the money printers were in plain sight. I demoted the cop for not doing his damn job, after which he shouted random demote. With my reasoning the admin was convinced it wasn't random, but he still didn't like it that I wanted him to be arrested. When he saw me going to another cop, he and the cop I demoted went after me. They said they wanted to give me money for reporting admin abuse. Obviously they wanted to arrest me, so I declined the offer and ran away.

After some running, the admin suddenly stood still and said !menu. I disconnected before he could ban me.

[iwancoppa]

I know it has not been long since my last post, buuuut

you have been banned. Reason " I SAID GIVE ME THAT TANK OR BAN"
tldr; Shitty admins strike again

[BreakinBenny]

[QUOTE=FPtje;36076385]A few days ago, an admin spawned himself a money printer through Ulx. I reported him to a cop who refused to arrest him. Note that the money printers were in plain sight. I demoted the cop for not doing his damn job, after which he shouted random demote. With my reasoning the admin was convinced it wasn't random, but he still didn't like it that I wanted him to be arrested. When he saw me going to another cop, he and the cop I demoted went after me. They said they wanted to give me money for reporting admin abuse. Obviously they wanted to arrest me, so I declined the offer and ran away.

After some running, the admin suddenly stood still and said !menu. I disconnected before he could ban me.[/QUOTE]
Nice story, you deserved my Winner rating for fleeing in time before the Banhammer came down on the table. Also, you've earned it for not falling for an offer of money (Did one of them have an "Arrest Stick" out? Because that could be the reason to how you became suspicous and decided to get away from there.)

PS: I recall doing something just like you did, disconnecting in L4D2 whenever I saw the "Kicking player: My username..." in order to get away

[Jetblack357]

[QUOTE=12voltsdc;36040670]For renaming my self Jesus Christ, And killing the unholy ones. Banned for ever. (ByB Servers)[/QUOTE]

BYB is shit anyway.

[Pantho]

[QUOTE=Jetblack357;36089860]BYB is shit anyway.[/QUOTE]

ByB > BYB.

Not sure why capitalising the y annoys me, but it does :)

[Shikari]

Prop killing an admin. He was cloaked and I was just building...

[Novic]

Buying a sniper rifle on an RP server.... What did they think I was going to do, shoot them all while hiding on top of a building? He He

[Lesovikk1]

I was on Urbangamers rp_bangclaw server.

I accidently spawned a prop on a kid admin, he decided i was trying to prop kill him. So therefore he jails me and talks on mic with a huge sqweek, i reply every time on chat with:
"Sqweek sqweek? i dont understand". The kid then kicks me for attempted prop kill and disrespect.

I rejoin and prop kill him with the message: "That sir, is how you prop kill". He jails me once again, and i continue to go "sqweek sqweek" as the kid talks and then he gags me.

So i reconnect and prop kill him again. He jails me for a 3rd time and calls over the head admin, He says i prop killed him. i reply; "oh yes, i did prop kill him. I mistook him for a mouse with all the sqweeking".

The head admin replies: "Lesovikk1 stop the disrespect"
I reply with: "Disrespect? your mistake, i was using a metaphor regarding the kids voice. Andy's voice sqweeks like a unoiled door hinge"
I get gagged again, and then i reconnect to voice my opinion some more. And i get the message "Banned for disrespect and propkill while evading a ban"

All in a days work ;)

[Pantho]

[QUOTE=Lesovikk1;36097646]I was on Urbangamers rp_bangclaw server.

I accidently spawned a prop on a kid admin, he decided i was trying to prop kill him. So therefore he jails me and talks on mic with a huge sqweek, i reply every time on chat with:
"Sqweek sqweek? i dont understand". The kid then kicks me for attempted prop kill and disrespect.

I rejoin and prop kill him with the message: "That sir, is how you prop kill". He jails me once again, and i continue to go "sqweek sqweek" as the kid talks and then he gags me.

So i reconnect and prop kill him again. He jails me for a 3rd time and calls over the head admin, He says i prop killed him. i reply; "oh yes, i did prop kill him. I mistook him for a mouse with all the sqweeking".

The head admin replies: "Lesovikk1 stop the disrespect"
I reply with: "Disrespect? your mistake, i was using a metaphor regarding the kids voice. Andy's voice sqweeks like a unoiled door hinge"
I get gagged again, and then i reconnect to voice my opinion some more. And i get the message "Banned for disrespect and propkill while evading a ban"

All in a days work ;)[/QUOTE]

So your one of those morons who thinks he never had a squeaky voice a few years ago? One of those people who would mute everyone on your own server if they had a high pitched voice ;)

[muffle]

About a week ago I was trying to find a server to play with a friend, and I decided to join an empty flatgrass server. It was apparently DarkRP even though the gamemode said construct. I was bored and thought why the hell not? So I started dicking around and the server owner told me to go over to him. At first I couldn't find him but eventually saw him holding his hand up to his ear. When I did he yelled BAM and a couple seconds later I got banned for the reason BAM

[editline]27th May 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Lesovikk1;36097646]I was on Urbangamers rp_bangclaw server.

I accidently spawned a prop on a kid admin, he decided i was trying to prop kill him. So therefore he jails me and talks on mic with a huge sqweek, i reply every time on chat with:
"Sqweek sqweek? i dont understand". The kid then kicks me for attempted prop kill and disrespect.

I rejoin and prop kill him with the message: "That sir, is how you prop kill". He jails me once again, and i continue to go "sqweek sqweek" as the kid talks and then he gags me.

So i reconnect and prop kill him again. He jails me for a 3rd time and calls over the head admin, He says i prop killed him. i reply; "oh yes, i did prop kill him. I mistook him for a mouse with all the sqweeking".

The head admin replies: "Lesovikk1 stop the disrespect"
I reply with: "Disrespect? your mistake, i was using a metaphor regarding the kids voice. Andy's voice sqweeks like a unoiled door hinge"
I get gagged again, and then i reconnect to voice my opinion some more. And i get the message "Banned for disrespect and propkill while evading a ban"

All in a days work ;)[/QUOTE]
Sounds like a well deserved ban.

[Ryll]

I kicked someone two days ago for spreading links to the sethhack leaks with the reason "fagola". I didn't know there was a big thing about it :(

[Lesovikk1]

[QUOTE=Pantho;36098039]So your one of those morons who thinks he never had a squeaky voice a few years ago? One of those people who would mute everyone on your own server if they had a high pitched voice ;)[/QUOTE]

I know i had a sqweeky voice before i hit puberty, but i had the common sense not to go on mic and ruin everyones day. And no, i wouldnt mute everyone on my own server, i think its wrong to mute due to something called: "Freedom of speech". I would just prop kill them sensless like i already do for the lulzy sounds they make

[RobyYe]

Still kind of a dick move to do. You had many many chances seeing as the admin only jailed you a few times. How would it feel if someday your voice fucks up and became squeaky again? Yeah, No.

[Pantho]

Punishing or mistreating anyone based on there voice pitch is fucked up really. It's the exact same as banning someone for being a specific color, having a limb missing or just having nigerian in there name for example ;)

[cis.joshb]

[QUOTE=BenjaminTennison;36066553]Yay, another crybaby for an admin! The admin deserved to be reported for his/her/its own admin abuse because he/she/it is just an infant[/QUOTE]
No, the admin deserved to be reported because they abused. . .

[editline]27th May 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Pantho;36098039]So your one of those morons who thinks he never had a squeaky voice a few years ago? One of those people who would mute everyone on your own server if they had a high pitched voice ;)[/QUOTE]
I think he was just making fun of the admin who was way too reactive (as all he did was spawn a prop near him).

[editline]27th May 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Pantho;36099336]Punishing or mistreating anyone based on there voice pitch is fucked up really. It's the exact same as banning someone for being a specific color, having a limb missing or just having nigerian in there name for example ;)[/QUOTE]
LOL, I met nigerian on another server and he is a huge troll and got me banned for reporting him to the admins over and over.

[Europa!]

A hobo gave me several printers on an RP server and I built a box to transport them in, then the admen froze it and decided to slap a lid on it and weld it. So then I go to move it again and it spazzed and kills him. He exclaimed that it was prop kill, but I explained to him that the prop spazzed and it killed him and it was his own fault, then he teleports over to me, takes my box, flings it so all of the printers went everywhere and then he prop killed me with it and said "OOPS IT SPAZED" and banned me.

[FPtje]

[QUOTE=Pantho;36099336]Punishing or mistreating anyone based on there voice pitch is fucked up really. It's the exact same as banning someone for being a specific color, having a limb missing or just having nigerian in there name for example ;)[/QUOTE]
The problem for me is not directly the pitch of an admin's voice. It's the implication that admins with a high pitched voice are usually very young admins. Very young admins are known to make bad decisions, are bad at judging situations and are usually just stuck up cunts who don't know shit about administration.

The high pitched voice of an admin acts as a warning to the players around them. As soon as you hear a high pitched voice, it's safe to assume (with at least 80%) accuracy, that you need to be very careful with that admin.

[Helari]

[QUOTE=Ericson666;36098167]I kicked someone two days ago for spreading links to the sethhack leaks with the reason "fagola". I didn't know there was a big thing about it :([/QUOTE]

The admins weren't intelligent enough to understand that linking the sethhack source isnt the same as providing sethhack to people.

[icarusfoundyou]

[QUOTE=Pantho;36099336]Punishing or mistreating anyone based on there voice pitch is fucked up really. It's the exact same as banning someone for being a specific color, having a limb missing or just having nigerian in there name for example ;)[/QUOTE]

I suppose you've spoken to your admins about that then?

I mean you're actually coming on here talking about something I directly said would happen on your server?
[b]"Punishing or mistreating anyone based on there voice pitch is fucked up really."[/b]

[quote]
"It's fine that you dislike some admins and troll them, but your faking evidence by saying some of* these accounts were not yours. I personally know that Dark Comet IS your account.
Bobbylarsen123 1 month ago"

Isn't my* account.
BobJimJoeJackson in reply to Bobbylarsen123 1 month ago

Interesting, so my RP_name was 'Little* Timmy' [b]you walk straight up to me with your very distinct voice[/b] saying "Where's that 1 million you own me", mind explaining that?
Bobbylarsen123 in reply to BobJimJoeJackson 3 weeks ago

Again, isn't my account. This is exactly what I pointed out to Pantho that would happen. Administrators like yourself,* being on a powertrip thinking you hear things when you don't. Great job proving exactly what I said.
BobJimJoeJackson in reply to Bobbylarsen123 3 weeks ago
[/quote]

Hypocrite.

[editline]29th May 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=cis.joshb;36099833]LOL, I met nigerian on another server and he is a huge troll and got me banned for reporting him to the admins over and over.[/QUOTE]

When exactly did this occur?