MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server? - Garry's Mod

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[QUOTE=RyanH;36135084][b]Joining...[/b][/QUOTE] If I had a penny everytime someone said that. I'd be a millionare.

I recently was kicked from a GME build server for the reason "respected".

[QUOTE=harrycarry250;36135836]I recently was kicked from a GME build server for the reason "respected".[/QUOTE] You should try being hated,mabye they will never let you leave.:v:

[QUOTE=icarusfoundyou;36120015]So by having read the title as "MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server?" and deciding to come in here and post the MOST stupid reason I got banned from a GMod server I am somehow derailing it? OH WAIT. [b]YOU'RE A SUPPORTER ON BYB.[/b] IT SUDDENLY MAKES SENSE. NICE GOING DECLARING YOUR CONFLICT OF INTEREST ROBYYE.[/QUOTE] Comments/posts like these need a "WHAT THE FUCK YOU RETARDED ASSHOLE" rating. seriously. DO IT GARRY On a more serious note "Banned for refusing to sell gun to me!!" AKA Dumb admin who did not like the fact that I won't sell a gun to a guy who I know will pick it up and shoot me in the face with it.

Back in '09 or 10, I played on some DarkRP server, the name escapes me (might have been "Sn1pe" or something.) I made a small, boxy PHX base with a 2 meter long hallway entrance with a camera in it and a crusher wall made using a slider and 10000 force hydraulic. Admin entered as a gangster or mob boss, didn't feel like getting raided, so I closed him in with a fading door and crushed him to death with the phx wall. He had not expected this at all. He went flying out of the side of the base, and then he flipped out over the loss of some expensive weapon and banned me for a week.

I was banned from an RP Server for "Randomly Killing." With a kill/death ratio of 0/86. Edit: Now that I think about it, that's the only server I've ever been banned from. Unless you count getting banned for banning the owner? Then again... I now own that server community, so I guess that really doesn't matter anymore. (It was passed down to me, the banning of the owner was a joke to him, I unbanned him after.) Edit2: Well shit, I've banned... Six owners before. I didn't know that.

[QUOTE=overwatch pvt;36139819]You should try being hated,mabye they will never let you leave.:v:[/QUOTE] I think it was because I did not have the rank "respected."

Banned from a base wars server for "hacking" I raided a child admin an took out all his things >.> Kids should not have internet access

[QUOTE=Novic;36193558]Banned from a base wars server for "hacking" I raided a child admin an took out all his things >.> Kids should not have internet access[/QUOTE] I totally agree with this, finally. someone thinks like me. I was banned from laughing at their (the kids I was playing with) voices while we were talking IC. And we were serious as shit.

I got banned from an RP server for being an atheist :/.

Oh, back when I was moderating ExiledServers I did a smartass move to prove a point. I was trying to convince Sadistic Slayer that stimpack [health pack] spam on PERP made a lot of players unfairly hard to kill. So, I did what I did best: I wrote a .cfg that looped the command to use a stimpack over and over at a rate 0.01 seconds. I was immune to most cops. I wasted about 1k but lol'd all the way through. I was banned for a week and he fixed it.

[QUOTE=vaba;36142399]Back in '09 or 10, I played on some DarkRP server, the name escapes me (might have been "Sn1pe" or something.) I made a small, boxy PHX base with a 2 meter long hallway entrance with a camera in it and a crusher wall made using a slider and 10000 force hydraulic. Admin entered as a gangster or mob boss, didn't feel like getting raided, so I closed him in with a fading door and crushed him to death with the phx wall. He had not expected this at all. He went flying out of the side of the base, and then he flipped out over the loss of some expensive weapon and banned me for a week.[/QUOTE] Yeah, sn1pe lets you build stuff, but if you build anything remotely funny, you are banned :(

I set off a nuke. While the server was empty...

Well, this is my ranking of the most stupids ban ever! (Not in order!) 1) I was on a RP server, and I was a Mob Boss, so i killed the mayor and nuked the city (i was just roleplaying) then the admin kicked me: "You're not roleplaying" NOT? REALLY??! 2) On a Sandbox server, i bulit a game like Mario Bros with E2, and the 12 year old admin said "Let me play" and i said "It's not finished yet" Then he kicked me 30 minutes: "Let me play now" LOL 3) I was on a Stargate (cAp) Sandbox server, and i got banned becouse i bulit a shield to protect myself from a 6 year old kid. Banned: "Sihelds sucks". Yes, he said Sihelds 4) I was on a RP server and I was a citizen, after 2 min of joining the server, the admin kicked me: Banned: "Get a job!" *facepalm* 5) On another RP server, i was the mayor and i created a law saying "Gun Dealers are ilegal" and then a gun dealer killed me, and i sent the police to jail he... he was and admin, and perma-banned me becouse "You're not cool, go away" 6) On a Sandbox server i bulit a weapon, then a 7 year old kid griefed my weapon, so I used the Adv. Dupe. (I saved the weapon) and i got banned: "Do not copy other's things with the Adv. Dupe" WTF? I made that weapon! 7) After 5 minutes of joining a Sandbox server and testing other's creations, i got banned: "Create something or go away, this is a sandbox server!" [B]8)[/B] This was fair, but fun :D I used an E2 chip to kill everybody on the server, so i got banned for mass-killing. I deserved it :D 10) I was banned on a Sandbox server becouse i don't had the models to test and admin's creation... LOL 11) On a RP server i was banned becouse I had 4 money printers... The stupidest ban ever! 12 and last) On a server (i dont remember if was Sandbox or Spacebulid) I bulit a spaceship with lots of weapons, then an admin banned me: "Your's is better, and i must have the better spaceship"

[QUOTE=ficolas;36302617]Well, this is my ranking of the most stupidest ban ever! (Not in order!) 1) I was on a RP server, and I was a Mob Boss, so I killed the mayor and nuked the city (I was just roleplaying) then the admin kicked me: "You're not roleplaying" NOT? REALLY??! 2) On a Sandbox server, I bulit a game like Mario Bros. with E2, and the 12 year old admin said "Let me play" and I said "It's not finished yet" Then he kicked me 30 minutes: "Let me play now" LOL 3) I was on a Stargate (cAp) Sandbox server, and I got banned because I built a shield to protect myself from a 6 year old kid. Banned: "Sihelds sucks". Yes, he said "Sihelds" 4) I was on a RP server and I was a citizen, after 2 min of joining the server, the admin kicked me: Banned: "Get a job!" *facepalm* 5) On another RP server, I was the mayor and I created a law saying "Gun Dealers are illegal" and then a gun dealer killed me, and I sent the police to jail him. He... he was an admin, and perma-banned me because "You're not cool, go away" 6) On a Sandbox server, I built a weapon, then a 7 year old kid griefed my weapon, so I used the Adv. Dupe. (I saved the weapon) and I got banned: "Do not copy other's things with the Adv. Dupe" WTF? I made that weapon! 7) After 5 minutes of joining a Sandbox server and testing other's creations, I got banned: "Create something or go away, this is a sandbox server!" *8 snipped out* 10) I was banned on a Sandbox server because i don't had the models to test an admin's creation... LOL *11 obviously stupid, so snipped away* 12 and last) On a server (I dont remember if was Sandbox or Spacebulid) I built a spaceship with lots of weapons, then an admin banned me: "Your's is better, and i must have the better spaceship"[/QUOTE] [B][On the many bans excluding #8 and #11 because they're obviously stupid][/B] [I]That[/I], is almost what I mean when I say admins are like dictators. They never let you keep anything for yourself (originates in Russia when Joseph Stalin was there, he was a dictator and had the Commies, Private belongings were forbidden), pick someone who might have better thoughts or would do a lot better, say anything about the admin being completely unfair. They even change the rules if you start to be kicking their ass! NOTE: I just realized that I [I]am[/I] one of the many bad losers, mostly in luck games like Dominoes because you have to guess which dominoes your opponent(s) can use, of course, if they only have one piece left you're pretty much doomed [B][On #5][/B] That feels plain stupid, an admin thinking gun dealing [I]is[/I] legal especially in real life?! The fuck is this? New Jersey? The Wild West or Outlaw Country? Fuck underage admins who think they've got all the power! Oh well, might have been someone who didn't want laws and decided to go on a killing spree [B][On #7][/B] I don't think that ever happened to me, I either rarely play GMOD online or I simply just want to enjoy a stay there... I sure looked at some creations without going too close to them, I say Democracy should be praised, because you get to do anything which is actually good as well as let people give opinions and suggestions, the dictators sure would never stop trying to kill one who would even dare to oppose them anyone who would be the hero/heroes would get a response by "You [I]dare[/I] speak ill about what we do to you?! [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL5yhZIacTE"]...[/URL] [On #11] That's just plain obvious, if you were to see a money printer, don't use it unless it's in the "bank". That's definitely called laundering money, and you laundered money (Doesn't count for the police, if you're either Sam or Max because you do research) [On #12] Jealousy is [I]never[/I] a good thing, according to Buddhism you will definitely feel very bad if you're not pleased with what you've got. Why have to convert a big, dangerous enemy unit with a Priest when you could as well go up to after the Tools Age? (Age of Empires reference, Priests and fiendish units can be converted, if they belong to a team different from yours)

Actually, when I was 9 years old, I was playing on this server with an admin online. The map was this gm_trainconstructV2 or something (I still fear that map to this day). Then this guy joins with the name "Avi0n" I think. I can't remember because it was almost 4 years ago. Then this guy spawns a nuke (not admin) and he tells the admin "He spawned this nuke then killed meeeee!!1". The admin looks at console and says to me, "How did you do that?" I tell him, "I didn't. Look at console!" He says he looked at console and tells me [I]I[/I] should look at the console. It says Avi0n killed me with sent_nuke. Now, you're probably thinking I got banned by now, but I didn't. My stupid 9 year old mind told me to stay and get him banned. He held a GBomb up to me and said, "Do you want it?" I said no, then he throws it to the ground and blows me, himself, and the admin up. Then Avi0n says I nuked him again, the admin looks at console, it said to him I killed both of them. I say, "No I didn't!" He copys the console message then says in chat "MidnightKiller killed Avi0n with sent_nuke". I just stare in rage at that. Then Avi0n says "I know garry I'm bringing a GMod employee here!!" My gullible 9-year-old mind actually believed that and I STILL stayed there. The fake-worker joined and said he was gonna ban me for a day from gmod. I say okay, then this user "Garry Newman (Founder and Owner of Garry's Mod)" (I was so fucking gullible) says he needed my username and password to ban me (Don't ask me WHY common sense told me that nobody needs a password to ban my account). I ACTUALLY gave it to him. I got logged out of steam. A week passed, and I e-mail garry "Why did you ban me for a day if I'm still banned!!?!?!?!?!?!?" I made myself look bad. MONTHS passed, and I finally got my account back. However, I found Avi0n's steam profile, but it said he blocked me. I look at my friends list, poof. That was the worst year of my life in Garry's Mod. Now I never trust anyone for my password. The map still haunts me to this day. That is my very long story of the day I got hijacked for the first time.

Once, I was on a Trouble in Terrorist Town server. I was a total noob and my Mac was being an idiot and not downloading some models so when I joined, everything was bright pink. A guy came up to me, I freaked out and hit him, turns out he was on my team. Then he got pissed and said I RDM'ed him (this isn't RP there's no such thing as RDM!!!) and I got banned. :(

[QUOTE=Rhusker;36307665]Once, I was on a Trouble in Terrorist Town server. I was a total noob and my Mac was being an idiot and not downloading some models so when I joined, everything was bright pink. A guy came up to me, I freaked out and hit him, turns out he was on my team. Then he got pissed and said I RDM'ed him (this isn't RP there's no such thing as RDM!!!) and I got banned. :([/QUOTE] There's RDM on almost every gamemode on GMod - and TTT is one of them.

[QUOTE=deaded38;36308710]There's RDM on almost every gamemode on GMod - and TTT is one of them.[/QUOTE] Infact RDM is actually RDM in TTT, where as in RP it can be roleplay really.

[QUOTE=Pantho;36311376]Infact RDM is actually RDM in TTT, where as in RP it can be roleplay really.[/QUOTE] A kill can not be random and roleplay simultaneously, for when a kill is roleplay, the killer has a roleplay reason. RDM is by definition without reason.

[QUOTE=Pantho;36311376]Infact RDM is actually RDM in TTT, where as in RP it can be roleplay really.[/QUOTE] "Random Deathmatching" I don't see any role that could be played.

[QUOTE=Speedstream;36312391]"Random Deathmatching" I don't see any role that could be played.[/QUOTE] There are few RP scenarios where it could be done properly, granted not on mine or your average DarkRP server. But true roleplay it could. Do I need to find news articles proving truly random murders happen in the world?

[QUOTE=Pantho;36312412]There are few RP scenarios where it could be done properly, granted not on mine or your average DarkRP server. But true roleplay it could. Do I need to find news articles proving truly random murders happen in the world?[/QUOTE] Yes but 'random' by definition defeats the whole purpose of RP. You don't go onto RP servers, play as a bricklayer, then shoot CPs in the face without reason. If there's an RP scenario involved, then it's no longer random deathmatching.

Trying to ACTULLY RP on a darkrp server.

DarkRP server aren't RP server, are more like "Lets become 7-years kids!" Man, I'd like to have my own server, becouse EVERY DarkRP server really sucks.

Being too normal.

[QUOTE=vaba;36142399]Back in '09 or 10, I played on some DarkRP server, the name escapes me (might have been "Sn1pe" or something.) I made a small, boxy PHX base with a 2 meter long hallway entrance with a camera in it and a crusher wall made using a slider and 10000 force hydraulic. Admin entered as a gangster or mob boss, didn't feel like getting raided, so I closed him in with a fading door and crushed him to death with the phx wall. He had not expected this at all. He went flying out of the side of the base, and then he flipped out over the loss of some expensive weapon and banned me for a week.[/QUOTE] Do you remember the admin's name? I think it might have been modmeattic [editline]14th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=nick_9_8;36207194]Yeah, sn1pe lets you build stuff, but if you build anything remotely funny, you are banned :([/QUOTE] I disagree; a friend of mine once made a holo drawing e2 and he arranged holos into the shape of a dick with animated "semen" coming out of it, and put it on or near kid's buidlings. They got hella mad. He wasn't banned though.

Killing the admin with a Dart E2 after he wrecked my base. Thing is, I got banned for not giving him the E2. [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/xaylqs.jpg[/IMG]

i was playing an RP server called CSRP (don't recommend going there because the owner said to me he bans unfairly) and i have recently learned my E button fails sometimes when holstering guns. i was on a roof shootin windows, not people. i look down, try to holster my gun, it fires near people, he bans me permanently for attempting RDM. if you don't know that's random deathmatch or random killing. all i tried to do was holster my gun, i explained that to him and he called me a liar....... [editline]15th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=RobotCreeper;34770920]I got banned forever on a build server for saying 'Admin, stop abusing your admin privileges' It was my favorite server too :suicide:[/QUOTE] that's another reason i was unfairly permabanned [editline]15th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=oakman26;34889319]Ten? I think it should be more like 16[/QUOTE] i'm 15 and i'd be a better owner than the 20+ year olds that ban for the stupidest of reasons [editline]15th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Pantho;35423897]I wasn't going to reply, but you seemed so desperate for attention in this PM I thought I'd indulge. [img]http://i.imgur.com/y9R50.png[/img] so if I give you a valid ban reason you'll shut up and go away? Ok then, I'll provide a simple one you cannot deny and would be hard to dispute as valid: [B]Creating mock newspaper images describing long standing trusted admins as "Gay Furry Fags" and posting them inside a forum report. [/B][I]If you don't see that as a valid ban reason then you obviously don't understand our rules...[/I] And you wonder why your banned for making reports? Also, I'm not going to have the same argument over 'Nigerian' racism again, that account was banned for being your alt. Also, you're not Nigerian? Not to mention we have people playing from so many different countries of so many ages from every sexual preference I've heard of. Stop trying to accuse us of discrimination when it's obvious that account was banned for being your alt. Now I'm a kind person, I often give people multiple chances even for serious offences. But if you're going to post such disgusting and homophobic images as that and then claim you're innocent then you simply are not wanted on my servers. This is not a democracy, this is a dictatorship and I'm the dictator. I will admit you have talent for creating decent entertaining videos, but no matter how good they are you're an attention seeking drama loving troll who crossed too many lines, so stop this shit. Again I remind you of a simple facts are: If the owner doesn't want you there, then sorry to be crass but just fuck off. Why would you even want to play where you're not wanted... I honestly don't care how many accounts you make, I'm glad Garry is getting more money but I'm still going to ban them. Regards A loving Pantho.[/QUOTE] ok, you just admited this was a dictatorship....... we're saying dictatorships are bad pantho! if you admit it to being a dictatorship i wont join your servers, which i was thinking about until i saw this post!