MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server? - Garry's Mod

Never banned, but on a gdf toxins server (they made me admin on that server for my first time lol) i permabanned another admin for being cold-hearted, selfish, and mean in general. the server owner actually congratulated me lol

I was working with a rebel group on TimsLand RP and we were pretty damn good! we took over the nexus and held up in the mayors office pretty well... till some little kid (Antonio C-something) started whining to an admin about US building a fading door in the mayors office. Then an admin by the name of James Ramirez(total douchebag) made himself CP, came in and RDMd us all(even civilians) then made himself mayor and propblocked himself in the mayors office. I stated the rule and he said STFU and me and my homies were waiting at the front of the nexus for the door to open, then BAM banned for mingery. **LOVE** you Ramirez. HATE you Dylan. and LOVE you Tim for fixing HL2RP!

a super admin kept killing me when i then called him a jack ass. i then got perma baned

Jesus christ i saw a person named Ramirez had posted and i was scared shitless.

I spawned a melon in fallout roleplay. WORST SIN MANKIND CAN EVER DO! [QUOTE]Disconnected: Learn to roleplay. 1st warning.[/QUOTE]

I got banned from a Zombie Survival server for "Speedhacking" and apparently I was using "Lag based hacks". I dont think they knew what "lag" was and that some people get it occasionally.

Telling an [b]admin[/b] they were meta-gaming. On Serious-RP. Got banned for dis-respect.

[QUOTE=Dorkslayz;31747470]I got banned from a Zombie Survival server for "Speedhacking" and apparently I was using "Lag based hacks". I dont think they knew what "lag" was and that some people get it occasionally.[/QUOTE] The thread is nearly one year old. Which necropolis did you find it in?

I was going to make a thread on this... :( Anyway, my reason is I was using gmcl_disconnect and went on to Untold Chaos' TTT and they decided it would be cool to permaban me with the reason "nou" because my diconnect message read "you're all gay" lol. It was pretty sad to see that their admins are just that terrible.

[QUOTE=hideyyo;23980722]I see a guy do this on a HS server that I play on and I think meowing is fucking hilarious. Whoever banned you needs to hit puberty.[/QUOTE] I would have banned him for a day after a warning for "mic spam" if he was meowing constantly

I was banned for being part of the SRP roleplaying community... Oh and the time when I wrote a 500 word thingy on a DarkRP forum directly insulting the owner of the community, making them all hate me.... But lol, I was admin there until it died. Now, it is under the name Splint's RP, and I'm too lazy to come back :P

Told an admin on a really serious rp server to chill, since he was literally spamming the OOC with his big red admin talk angrily. Earned me a permanent ban.

On TTT, I was getting randomly banned at time with the reason "RDM" even when I didn't kill anyone :rolleyes:

Went on a ttt server and said "jesus sux" and got perma'd.

I got banned for impersonating myself.

just got banned for RP'ing as jesus.

[QUOTE=LuaChobo;23956901]No matter how hard i try, i can't get banned. I think i have been banned 3 times in my entire time in GMod, all 3 were deserved. 1 was for setting up a wire auto turret and constantly killing this guy that pissed me off. 2 was for convincing an admin to get their head admin to give them FTP and then he gave it to me, i downloaded a nexus script they paid for and gave myself admin for some "Fun" 3rd was for aimbotting in a darkRP server and getting a few hundred kills before the admin stepped in. I guess i go on servers without 12 year old admins?[/QUOTE] Gratz! You just won the "be an asshole on a random server" -contest! Srsly, are you proud of yourself aimbotting and messing with other players (/servers)? Cause it's people like you, who ruin the game for everyone else, and you still think you're cool !?

1) I was playing on a sandbox server, flying a cool plane and such. The admin was having a temper tantrum and yelling on his mic and such. I told him to take a chill pill and he perma-banned me. 2) I was a civil protection officer on dark rp and there was an admin with a gun walking down the street. I gave him 5 seconds to put away his weapon (Which was illegal anyways. the server had a clearly-defined list of weapons.) He didn't, so I arrested him. He banned for for 30 minutes or something for "random arrest" and then my friends complained and they were banned too.

Joining the server. No, really, I actually got banned without warning from a build server.

I remember this one 9 year old on my server he was all like givez me da adminz. So i did, then banned him for an hour and took his admin away. Next day he comes on, where ish me adminz? So i perma-banned him for "Being annoying and to sell his mic on ebay"

Probably the dumbest ban ever was when i built a tower. an admin was checking it out, then i adv duped it and deleted it and got banned cause he was in the middle of looking at it... I lost that whole tower. Stupid admin

N/A: Stfu, I'm talking to someone important. Me: Your Mom? N/A: No Me: Then your Dad? N/A: OMG, YOU JUST DIDN'T BRING THAT UP Me: What are you talking about? Kicked I didn't even know that his dad left him as a baby. Him being the Hypocritical Douchebag that he is explains why. I still lol at him because He still pretends to be a girl.

[QUOTE=Untouch;31750483]Went on a ttt server and said "jesus sux" and got perma'd.[/QUOTE] I know what u mean... Kids are to serious about religion these days, its made up for god sakes. [editline]15th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Michael haxz;31753919] I still lol at him because He still pretends to be a girl.[/QUOTE] Lolz i love going to servers and pretending to be a girl, cuz my name is I Love people think i am, but i have a mic, which i sound like a deep voice guy. So its funny. Like once this dude gave me a free gun. I put my mic in and was like Thanks. He screams "WTH YOUR NOT A GIRL? NO SEX? WTH I WANT MY GUN BACK" xD guys will give gurls anything.

Made a joke, permabanned. So it was a build server, no guns, no turrets, no anything deadly. So i made this joke: "man, gmod is useless without turrets and explosive barrels" Next thing I hear is "GET THE FUC OUT BFG" and now im permabanned.

[QUOTE=I_Love;31753932]I know what u mean... Kids are to serious about religion these days, its made up for god sakes. [editline]15th August 2011[/editline] Lolz i love going to servers and pretending to be a girl, cuz my name is I Love people think i am, but i have a mic, which i sound like a deep voice guy. So its funny. Like once this dude gave me a free gun. I put my mic in and was like Thanks. He screams "WTH YOUR NOT A GIRL? NO SEX? WTH I WANT MY GUN BACK" xD guys will give gurls anything.[/QUOTE] He also pretends to be a girl in real life. Thats the sickening part about it.

For saying that it's legal to jailbreak an iPhone on Blackops' deathrun server.

For Killing a mayor as a mobboss

[QUOTE=Michael haxz;31754609]He also pretends to be a girl in real life. Thats the sickening part about it.[/QUOTE] Do not, unless your a hot lesbian, then hey i got a vag guuuurl

1) For Having a ping over 100 on a RP server with 12 other people. All of them are 6 years old with 275 Ping. 2) Telling a Kid that you have to be 13 Years old to have a Steam Account. 3) Teaching a Kid how to make a DarkRP Job the WRONG way. 4) "Stealing" Steam games from kids i tried to help (They would give me Steam Gifts if i would teach them how to make Shit for DarkRP) 5) Telling an admin what to do when he doesn't Know how to ban. 6) Mic-Spamming when an Admin was doing it too (His was ear rape, Mine was Classy old games Like Donkey Kong and such) Moral of these: Little kids, they are easy to Piss off

Banning myself.