MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server?
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I held the mic down while my g/f was yelling about some dumb shit.
3 day ban for - witch in background.
I guess it was true.
I never really talk in the servers so, there's this one guy who got banned for disliking My Little Pony G4.
I got banned for helping the hearing impaired on a server by hooking my speaker output into my mic output to replay it louder for those who didn't hear.
[QUOTE=benit;23954564]I got banned for "Joining the server while not being named Chuck Norris"[/QUOTE]
Most admins are fucking retarded, and that means the owners really need to look into which admins they choose because by what I am seeing they are just trying to make themselves look powerful by banning people for idiotic reasons.
I was once banned for "to good at wire". Not long after that I started my own server.
Once banned perm for "Im going to bed, and now so are you." I laughed when i saw that though and proceeded to go play Basewars....
Perma'd from some build server because my steam avatar was Pinkie Pie.... didn't even say anything, just wanted to build.
Reason for ban: HOARSE FOCKER.
[QUOTE=SwtchbldSOL;37199411]Perma'd from some build server because my steam avatar was Pinkie Pie.... didn't even say anything, just wanted to build.
Reason for ban: HOARSE FOCKER.[/QUOTE]
Either the "admin" is a foreigner, his/her English is very bad or he/she is rushing with what they're typing
Don't worry, it's another infant lass trying to be cool by showing unobvious hate towards MLP
Pick one:
1. Official Reason: "RDM + Wallhacks"
What actually happened: I was playing as a regular policeman in an RP server. I found some gang hideout by chance. I told them to surrender, instead they shot at me. Their base was moronically built (as you probably already guessed by the illegal items in plain view I saw) and it provided me with excellent cover and them with none.
I headshotted two of them and offered the third one another chance to surrender. He kept shooting. I headshotted him, too.
The admin wasn't fimiliar with the fact, that you can aim down your sights, or that justified killing is possible.
2. "Lying to an admin".
I spawned into another DarkRP server and I was waiting for the "Computer tech" job to have an opening. Apparently I spawned with a black model. The admin asked me, if I was black in real life, I responded with "No", to which he said "Only a black would play as a black dont lie fuck you" and banned me.
3. At some sandbox server, we were playing a game. We were at the dark room in construct, me and this other guy vs 2 admins, it was pitch black and there was cover. The admin team was allowed flashlights, a luxury reserved for them only. Of course, as they put their flashlights on, I nailed them both with a crossbow.
Banned for "see in the dark light hacks"
or
4. Same server, a couple of days later. Dark room again, but there were walls like a maze made out of boxes, that were made to be invincible. After 5 minutes of wandering about this pitch black maze, I started firing my nearly infinite SMG ammo to light my way up, the admin herd it and tried to be smart, by coming after me. He appeared right in front of me, where I was shooting.
Permabanned for "cheating dm 2nd time hacker"
[QUOTE=Hashspy;37232720][List of bans][/QUOTE]
#1 Official Reason: "RDM + Wallhacks"
Goddamn [URL="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShootHimHeHasAWallet"]"Shoot Him, He Has a Wallet"[/URL], are we protecting the town or is this the Second Vietnam War? That is very bad way to demote a cop just because they killed someone who threatened them with a weapon!
#2 "Lying to an admin".
Wow, what's so wrong about using a black playermodel/character (unless you're trying to make fun of them? See the Sega Genesis & Blast Processing commercial for an example! They were trying to make Nintendo look bad just because Nintendo doesn't make use of it.)?
#3 "See in the dark light hacks"
That's funny, either those little fucknuggets didn't do the research or never learned from Real Life logic (Beams of light can clearly be seen, damnit. Try looking at searchlights for once!)
or
#4 "cheating dm 2nd time hacker"
Double Ragequit! Seeya later, Wannabe Leeroy Jenkins.
I got banned for Failrp on a HL2RP server once
I tried to get a job with the cps explaining to them that I needed money to feed my family. They told me about food provisions and I told them it wasn't enough since each day our food was eaten by rabid toucans. They tried to arrest me but I was able to get away.
Later on one tried to arrest me again for who knows what. I ran away screaming "TAKE ME JESUS I REGRET NOTHING" knowing that I would more than likely be shot. NOPE, banned.
[QUOTE=Michael haxz;37242298]They told me about food provisions and I told them it wasn't enough since each day our food was eaten by rabid toucans.[/QUOTE]
The few times I go to any roleplaying server, its to say shit like this
Not a ban, nor was it me, but I saw someone get demoted on RP for
"autism strikes you"
[QUOTE=poopman234;37245746]Not a ban, nor was it me, but I saw someone get demoted on RP for
"autism strikes you"[/QUOTE]
It's a shame for my mutual stranger "friend", was it because they figured he was an Autistic or do they hate people not of their kind?
1 week for making a Money Printer Tracker.
Some donor admin chucklenuts noclips into my apartment and steals my money printer which I was using solely for OOC purposes to fix Target Finders.
I take the target finder out and another admin subsequently removes it, threatening to ban me for an hour if I do it again.
A while after that, 1 week'd - "Printer tracker".
I think they mistook the obviously nonfunctioning "CP KILLIGN MACHIN" for a target finder.
:downs:
[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]ByB server, i'm not fucking surprised[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
I once got banned upon joining a server, reason given: United Kingdom.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;37330139]1 week for making a Money Printer Tracker.
Some donor admin chucklenuts noclips into my apartment and steals my money printer which I was using solely for OOC purposes to fix Target Finders.
I take the target finder out and another admin subsequently removes it, threatening to ban me for an hour if I do it again.
A while after that, 1 week'd - "Printer tracker".
I think they mistook the obviously nonfunctioning "CP KILLIGN MACHIN" for a target finder.
:downs:
[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]ByB server, i'm not fucking surprised[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/QUOTE]
In all fairness sounds a misunderstanding. And how do you have a printer for OOC terms ;)
[QUOTE=Pantho;37340487]In all fairness sounds a misunderstanding. And how do you have a printer for OOC terms ;)[/QUOTE]
Why would an admin noclip in and steal a money printer?
[QUOTE=FPtje;37342626]Why would an admin noclip in and steal a money printer?[/QUOTE]
Well, to that god knows. How would they even get a money printer out in noclip considering you can't pocket them or get them through props at all.
My point was to the other admin who banned him for money printer tracking, after getting a polite warning.
holy shit benjamin stop with this whole "tyrant" thing
[editline]22nd August 2012[/editline]
and the tvtropes thing
[QUOTE=Pantho;37340487]In all fairness sounds a misunderstanding. And how do you have a printer for OOC terms ;)[/QUOTE]
Wow. No need to get so defensive about a simple video game.
I don't see him being defensive at all. He's just asking something and saying it was possibly a misunderstanding. Ah hell who gives a shit.
[QUOTE=TCB;37350567]holy shit benjamin stop with this whole "tyrant" thing
[editline]22nd August 2012[/editline]
and the tvtropes thing[/QUOTE]
Alright, I mean dictator who has "minor" Nazism and wants lots of similiarities (anyone without similiarities wouldn't be accepted)
Regarding TVTropes, why do you care? I've even seen your profile message
Sigh, Banned because I shot the mayor, As hitman, With a pefectly nice note to it. I hate random servers really. "RDM AS HITMAN NO NOTE GO AWAY KID" Called me a kid while he sounds like a chipmunk.
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;37363392][url=http://www.fearlessrp.net/showthread.php?tid=17702]Another Fearless Adventure?[/url][/QUOTE]
Jesus. . .just. . .wow. You make DarkRP fun (which it almost never is) and the server shuts you down.
I got banned on my own dark rp server by an admin who didnt know it was me .. lol
I have a long list of stupid bans:
1 Banned for mingebag in a rp server.
Oh man I was on Vandal Job and I spawned Burning Barrel Ent.
2 Banned for "stupd spy" on a spacebuild server.
I found a stargate open, and I sent a kino to admin's base. I just watched the rules, that is allowed.
3 Banned for "teach me e2" on a build server
I just made an awesome E2 chip and an admin asked for help, I linked he to E2 wiki and he permabanned me
4 Banned for "Killing with hot money printers" on a rp server.
Come on! I had like 5 printers, and then one of them randomly exploded and in the other side of the wall were and admin.
5 Perma-banned for spawning with a black model.
Yeah, that happened to me too...
6 Perma-banned for not having portal models.
An admin made a contrapion using a lot of portal models, but I diden't had portal, so I only saw "ERROR" messages. I was the only guy online and he got pissed of becouse there was nobody to watch his machine. He banned me. Stupid admins, stupid admins everywhere...
[B][Looks at ficolas list of bans that are completely insane and out of mind][/B]
#1 They can't understand mingebag without noclip, physgun or toolgun is the point of RP-ing as a Vandal as well as Psychopathic Murderer if the "Vandal" also RDM-ed people?
#2 ...Don't know what "kino" would stand for, Kinotic?
#3 I don't like TL:DR-admins either, fuck their faces
#4 Interesting... Actually, money printers should normally be in the bank.
#5 Is someone racist?
#6 I'm sorry to hear you [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDj1fYlwR00"]didn't get Portal when you had the chance back in 2010[/URL]..
[QUOTE=BenjaminTennison;37372402][B][Looks at ficolas list of bans that are completely insane and out of mind][/B]
#1 They can't understand mingebag without noclip, physgun or toolgun is the point of RP-ing as a Vandal as well as Psychopathic Murderer if the "Vandal" also RDM-ed people?
#2 ...Don't know what "kino" would stand for, Kinotic?
#3 I don't like TL:DR-admins either, fuck their faces
#4 Interesting... Actually, money printers should normally be in the bank.
#5 Is someone racist?
#6 I'm sorry to hear you [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDj1fYlwR00"]didn't get Portal when you had the chance back in 2010[/URL]..[/QUOTE]
2# It's a remote drone device from stargate gengre, SGU to be precise.
6# Don't be a dick, not everyone played gmod in 2010. Not everyone had steam in 2010, not everyone played games in 2010. The internet/life is an ever evolving puddle of people polluting my universe :(. By which I mean more people are born every second, more people get into gaming every second etc etc
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