MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server? - Garry's Mod

I went on a Korean server. Bad idea. They had almost every addon there is installed, it was god-slow connecting, and it took ages. Starting to build an contraption, (an car) and about an hour into it one of the admins fires a nuke at me. I setup an facer with a forcer, and send the asshole screaming and crying across the map. He then jails every other player in the server and yells at them. I crowbar him in the back of the head, and the admin comes totally unscrewed. He unjails the other players and jails me, and nukes me over and over again. He then crashes himself, and a few others. Someone put a seat so I could hit e on it in the gap of the cage, and I get out. I had an e2 that put a dick on the head of any player you so chose. When he rejoined I watched him continue to freak out, then left. It's hard to find a good build server.

I was playing a TTT server and had finally gotten traitor, long story short I was banned for "RDM + Aimbot" because while going on a massive killing spree, I accidentally turned around and instantly shot my teammate in the head because he made me jump. Kills 5 innocents and 1 terrorist, aimbotting. >:L

Well, I was playing Dark RP as Civil protection, On my patrol downtown I hear some yelling in the near by, as a good cop I check out whats going on. As I go around, I see a A gangster bashing a hobo and the hobo calling out for help, I run in with my Pistol out and I tell the man to lower his fists and step back from the hobo or be arrested , he continues, so I arrested him, turn out he (or she) was admin.. and, I guess you know the rest :D

[QUOTE=Dcmetax;37412329]I went on a Korean server. Bad idea. They had almost every addon there is installed, it was god-slow connecting, and it took ages. Starting to build an contraption, (an car) and about an hour into it one of the admins fires a nuke at me. I setup an facer with a forcer, and send the asshole screaming and crying across the map. He then jails every other player in the server and yells at them. I crowbar him in the back of the head, and the admin comes totally unscrewed. He unjails the other players and jails me, and nukes me over and over again. He then crashes himself, and a few others. Someone put a seat so I could hit e on it in the gap of the cage, and I get out. I had an e2 that put a dick on the head of any player you so chose. When he rejoined I watched him continue to freak out, then left. It's hard to find a good build server.[/QUOTE] Hard to find one because the RFS went down.

Not saying hi.

I was on a French server once, minding my own business and suddenly some guy asked me something in French that I didn't understand and then I got banned for not speaking French

That happened to me too.

I spoke spanish on a french server for the hell of it, they told me in english that it was a french only server. so my friend and i naturally went to google translate and butchered their language with badly pronounced profanity. :v:

You have been permanently banned from this server: Reason "."

6 weeks for placing a shelf to climb over a wall, which people had blocked with fences.

"Unnecessarily killing." Reason why I stopped playing DarkRP servers, I get that ban on every server, when people are trying to break in.

I was bored beyond belief yesterday, I joined the lowest ping DarkRP server with more than 10 people I found. Walked up to a group of people chilling in a store. Turned on my microphone, "hey, what's going on here?". Then I got permanently banned for "interrupting admin sit, gtfo". :suicide: Then I remembered why I avoid playing DarkRP.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm seriously getting sick and tired of devs pulling the, "oh we'll add stuff in GMod 13!" bullshit. C&P: I went onto the HZ[RealityRoleplay] PERP server earlier and noted that the ticketing system is broken and questioned an older player about it. His exact response? 'It's been broken for about 8 months, but the devs said they'll fix it when GMod 13 comes out!' This irritates me beyond belief. The players are being toyed along by the developers into some false-hope of redemption for all the errors within the script/gamemode interfaces, but yet the exact things they've been waiting for could of be done a long time ago. I apologize if this isn't really the place for rants, but I had to get that off my chest.

Holy shit I just got banned for an amazing reason. I'm working on my GMod <> android interaction app, and I made a script that I can use to draw ropes with my Galaxy note 10.1 and its S Pen. I drew a penis on one of my own props and I got banned by the admin: "Immature shit." :v: And I don't even know for how long I'm banned because ULX is retarded.

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;37453277]I don't know about you guys, but I'm seriously getting sick and tired of devs pulling the, "oh we'll add stuff in GMod 13!" bullshit. C&P: I went onto the HZ[RealityRoleplay] PERP server earlier and noted that the ticketing system is broken and questioned an older player about it. His exact response? 'It's been broken for about 8 months, but the devs said they'll fix it when GMod 13 comes out!' This irritates me beyond belief. The players are being toyed along by the developers into some false-hope of redemption for all the errors within the script/gamemode interfaces, but yet the exact things they've been waiting for could of be done a long time ago. I apologize if this isn't really the place for rants, but I had to get that off my chest.[/QUOTE] I don't think many people thought when the beta first started last September that we'd still be in it a year later, garry had been working on 13 since March and I think a lot of people assumed the beta would be to test the `near finished` version.

I hope you will understand my very very very very...very very bad english. I was on a DarkRP server, the first time I played. Everyone had a mic, but not me. So no one used the chat. Because I am french, I can easily read and wwrite english, but when I hear english I don't understand anything : There was only 12 years old guys, they were speaking very speedy. I became a policeman (the ONLY policeman) There was ONLY citizen and a mafia sucker, with a strange hair cut, he had many weapons and he was asking money with his weapon to the citizen. I killed him. I get banned by a CITIZEN cause : Causing trouble in the game. -_-'

In the most early days of my Garry's Mod experience. First was a accidental kick, unfortunately at that time I was really like a japanese guy trying to read russian. (Aka: I don't get it). So I constantly started shouting out "OMG, CONSOLE IS ABUSE, BAN CONSOLE, BAN CONSOLE". Not knowing that "Console" is a second-term for "Administrator" and is not a player. But even when I grew older and more wise, I came in to apologize for it, then I was permabanned for reason "Idiot". I guess there are people in the world who should get slapped and people who should get burnt to death.

Jimmy :D

Not gonna lie. I joined a server then I said "Would you believe me if I said I think this server will die in 5 weeks?" The result: You have been permanently banned from the server for the reason: "Your balls have NO REASON TO BE IN MY ANUS." After doing an unban request. I literally got denied for "YOU ARE LIKE 6 YEARS OLD FAGGOT" Mhm....I am 18. That kid was 9 just to let you know.

joining a server

[QUOTE=comet1337;23956789]joining the goddamn server.[/QUOTE] Same here. Why those idiots didn't just get a private server then? The guy banned everyone who joined. INSTANTLY.

RP server with a slenderman skin. I got permabanned for 'harrassing players'.. I was just following them around and creeping about their houses while playing the SLENDER music over mic.

[QUOTE=SeizureSykes;37483624]RP server with a slenderman skin. I got permabanned for 'harrassing players'.. I was just following them around and creeping about their houses while playing the SLENDER music over mic.[/QUOTE] That's actually a legit reason for being banned...music over mic is annoying as hell. I once got banned for "Sorry you are too good this server is for noobs" on a TTT server,never felt more proud.

Not speaking Japanese. No joke.

i was banned for being french. [sp]im not french[/sp]

Banned for "micspam/annoying" on a darkRP server. I was saying "hello" to each person I met on the server just after spawning

why are you guys disagreeing seriously im not french

[QUOTE=BenjaminTennison;37082682]I consider that as tyranism, what's so dangerous about the others not liking what you like? That's like going psycho and code red whenever you hear someone dislikes MLP when [I]you[/I] enjoy it[/QUOTE] later in the youtube comments section

whoa snipsnipsnip late

I've gotten banned for roleplaying seriously before. This was on an RP server where my friend and I were gangsters. We came up with a plan to kidnap the mayor and make his second in command pay us a gigantic sum of money. The mayor wasn't the smartest person in the world, he was also 12. So when we told him there was a "Glitch" underground, he believed us. We pulled a gun on him, and ordered him into a locked supply closet. He started whining, and cursing. "YOU DUMBASS FUCKERS!" He kept shouting. After getting our cash, we let him out. And then he runs to an admin, and gets both me and my friend banned for "Trolling". And the thing is, we've done this before. Many times. Each time, everyone had a laugh and played along. It's great when RP can take on that level of fun. But most of them time it's "LOL HE RDM ME BANBANBAN"