MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server? - Garry's Mod

I tried to join a server and got an error, then I joined it several times but it still didn't worked. Next day I tried it again and got a random ban.. "Connection Error". O.o

FL used to be good once but is full of shit now. On top of that their gamemode is unoptimized and it lags like hell and they have over 100 rules including "no outside building bla bla bla". Making anything out side your door is bannable. You ccan't build stuff on balconies.

[QUOTE=343N;37748080]SHIEEET NIGGA IMA KILL DAT CRACKER[/QUOTE]DAS RACIST! No seriously, The fuck?

I wasn't directing it at anyone so it's ok if you say "nigger" but direct it at someone that's racist

I'm not sure that's how it works.

[QUOTE=X6ZioN6X;37755102]I'm not sure that's how it works.[/QUOTE] Nigger isn't a banword anymore. You can say it if you have a valid reason to, such as my first sentence there. You just can't call someone "nigger" derogatorily.

Banned myself from a server I had Admin on because it had pretty much gone to shit, the new owner of it is a Deadbeat Before I left, I banned the majority of the staff members with rank and the ability to unban via IDs with the reason "ur a faget".

[QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;37756005]Nigger isn't a banword anymore. You can say it if you have a valid reason to, such as my first sentence there. You just can't call someone "nigger" derogatorily.[/QUOTE] Nonono, I meant just in general.

[QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;37756005]Nigger isn't a banword anymore. You can say it if you have a valid reason to, such as my first sentence there. You just can't call someone "nigger" derogatorily.[/QUOTE] Says who? Who declares it not a banword... This is up to where you're saying it. What country, what server, who to, in front of who. Some servers will let you swear or be as racist as you like, some are insanely strict. Depends where you say it.

You know what I like? I get permanently banned for merely discussing ByB servers and people are here using the word 'nigger' repeatedly without punishment. That's rich and that is exactly why I don't pay any attention to admins enacted by stupid illogical admins (whether on facepunch or ByB). [QUOTE=Pantho;37757439]Says who? Who declares it not a banword... This is up to where you're saying it. What country, what server, who to, in front of who. Some servers will let you swear or be as racist as you like, some are insanely strict. Depends where you say it.[/QUOTE] Oh you mean like how your admins can tell people "fuck the last 18 generations of your family" but when a player replies by calling an admin a "gay furry" (which no mature person would ever take offense over) you punish them? GG. [QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;37757476]You were probably banned for starting flamewars over nothing short of being banned from a Garry's Mod community.[/QUOTE] Naw dawg, I was discussing shit seriously until some dipshit facepunch admin decided to stick his dick where it didn't belong. After all, as I've pointed out 100 times [B][U]this is the stupid ban reason thread[/U][/B], where we are meant to discuss stupid bans and all that relates to them. [QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;37757501]Discuss stupid bans then. Don't pick barfights with someone when they host a different opinion from your own.[/QUOTE] Hey I didn't pick no barfights, just that fat, retarded ass admins can't understand how their own fucking forum works; i.e. none of them to date have read the thread title or noticed the very nature of the thread which is indicated by this picture: [IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/posticons/shitpost_new.jpg[/IMG] But let me guess, another fat, stupid admin is going to step into this "shit post" thread titled "TALK ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING BAN REASONS" and permanently ban me (yet again) for shit posting about [B]MY STUPID FUCKING BAN REASONS[/B] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitpost" - Ninja101))[/highlight] [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Nevermind, alt of permabanned user" - Ninja101))[/highlight] [QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;37757522]They might ban you for creating alts of a permabanned account and for flaming. That just my guess.[/QUOTE] They aren't alts. I own enough copies of gmod to have as many accounts as I like on here. [I]I'm just a concerned customer.[/I] [QUOTE=mastfire;37757978]report and move on folks[/QUOTE] Because that's worked [I]so well[/I] over the past[B] 7 months[/B] I've been on this thread? The only reason this thread is still even active is because I have rescued it time and time again from inactivity (which is pretty funny considering all the bitching people have done to me and accusations that I have been killing the thread) Shit, that's what I do to the rest of you when I come on these threads. I report you. [QUOTE=Pantho;37758991]Alt of a forum account have nothing to do with if you own 50 copies of Gmod. The general gist of it is 1 account is 1 person, not 1 account is 1 copy of a game you bought. [B]Your original Facepunch forum ban was for making an alt account and posting a racial gimmick. In which you used the word niggardly wrong in nearly every line making the entire thing a testament to your stupidity.[/B] It's weird how you always get confused as to why your banned eh.[/QUOTE] Prove it. In any case, that wouldn't have been my original ban; my original ban would have been for 'flaming' when people are sitting here throwing around the word nigger at each other.

[QUOTE=Pantho;37757439]Says who? Who declares it not a banword... This is up to where you're saying it. What country, what server, who to, in front of who. Some servers will let you swear or be as racist as you like, some are insanely strict. Depends where you say it.[/QUOTE] "What offends you, may not offend me." You just reminded me of another topic which I really need to touch-down into when talking about why gamemode/server rules are ridiculous. [QUOTE=icaros;37757444]You know what I like? I get permanently banned for merely discussing ByB servers and people are here using the word 'nigger' repeatedly without punishment. That's rich and that is exactly why I don't pay any attention to admins enacted by stupid illogical admins (whether on facepunch or ByB).[/QUOTE] You were probably banned for starting flamewars over nothing short of being banned from a Garry's Mod community. [QUOTE=icaros;37757494]Naw dawg, I was discussing shit seriously until some dipshit facepunch admin decided to stick his dick where it didn't belong. After all, as I've pointed out 100 times [B][U]this is the stupid ban reason thread[/U][/B], where we are meant to discuss stupid bans and all that relates to them.[/QUOTE] Discuss stupid bans then. Don't pick barfights with someone when they host a different opinion from your own. They might ban you for creating alts of a permabanned account and for flaming. That just my guess.

report and move on folks

Alt of a forum account have nothing to do with if you own 50 copies of Gmod. The general gist of it is 1 account is 1 person, not 1 account is 1 copy of a game you bought. Your original Facepunch forum ban was for making an alt account and posting a racial gimmick. In which you used the word niggardly wrong in nearly every line making the entire thing a testament to your stupidity. It's weird how you always get confused as to why your banned eh.

A++ thread of the year

Permabanned for selling weapons to a cheater.

[QUOTE=A_Pigeon;37759181]A++ thread of the year[/QUOTE]A++ user of the year. To not go completely offtopic, I have been banned for jaywalking on a serious RP server. Like, Seriously?

[QUOTE=RobyYe;37759440]A++ user of the year. To not go completely offtopic, I have been banned for jaywalking on a serious RP server. Like, Seriously?[/QUOTE] I'd like to thank the academy, they really helped me in my quest to win this award. This is a fantastic moment for me. Jaywalking in RP can be a legitimate ban in some cases, a lot of the time it falls under the category of RDM baiting on servers with cars. I for one know whenever I try to drive a car, people will throw themselves at my car just for an excuse to shoot me/ attempt to lie and get me banned.

No, There were no cars around. I looked left and right to see if people were coming. Then I ran for it since there was no crosswalk in range. The admin (citizen) was the only one. I didn't know it was that bad.

[QUOTE=Pantho;37757439]Says who? Who declares it not a banword... This is up to where you're saying it. What country, what server, who to, in front of who. Some servers will let you swear or be as racist as you like, some are insanely strict. Depends where you say it.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure he meant that it's alright to say it here on FP. It used to have an automatic ban here.

I was playing a dark RP server as a criminal and I was banned for robbing the house of the Admin's brother. Of course what did I expect, almost no dark RP servers have actual RP. Another time I got a ban for "prop blocking" for putting some furniture in a house. MY house. [editline]22nd September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;37761880]I'm pretty sure he meant that it's alright to say it here on FP. It used to have an automatic ban here.[/QUOTE] Are you suffering amnesia? Why are you referring to him as "he" when "he" is yourself? Did you suddenly forget you're the one who said it's not a ban word.

Banned for adding a flesh texture to a baby and asking people if they wanted to buy a fetus.

I Banned for some hour's in DarkRP cuz i was wont open Arms Shop (i was Arms Dealer) the admin start to annyoing me and i just all time says "I Not open shop,im Private gang dealer. have no solt or spiecal job for this;its not my problem" then he banned me for some hour's but i should get was Admin Demote..

[QUOTE=AwesomeMini;37768119]I Banned for some hour's in DarkRP cuz i was wont open Arms Shop (i was Arms Dealer) the admin start to annyoing me and i just all time says "I Not open shop,im Private gang dealer. have no solt or spiecal job for this;its not my problem" then he banned me for some hour's but i should get was Admin Demote..[/QUOTE] Rough Translation - [quote] I was banned from an Dark RP server for not opening a venue for selling firearms(as the gundealer). A member of the admin team began to question me for this exact reason, and then insisted that if I don't make a public shop he'll demote me. In regards to this I told him, "I will not open up a shop because I'm a private firearms dealer. No coded/special job has been made for this" the admin then shortly after demoted me for 'Not opening public venue/Only supplying gangs' this greatly upset me and I stated that I'm going to get him demoted... He then promptly banned me for being an annoying brat. [/quote] All those years of translating and roleplaying on GaiaOnline are slowly paying off.

Got 19 Kills in one life on TF2. Banned for Aimbot...

What part of " ...from a GMod server" you don't understand? I wish I could share some of my stupid bans... but I gotta say, I never played much on other servers than ones I knew and trusted, where I was recognised atleast a bit, so I just don't have anything to share. I like banning people with a reason "Ding dong bannu", no matter what did they actually do wrong...

I was in a type of Mafia in a RP-Build server. Without knowing how and why, putting a nuke in the most popular AND constructed are are THEN making it explode. For like... 10 or 20 seconds i could see the building with no damage but all the builds the community created as been destroyed and i killed 2000 persons (Not Exactly, mostly in the 1800-1900). "You fucking piece of absolute bullshit daghdfwgafwgk!!!!!oneone!!!eleven!" The Admin Said, [B]GOT Perma-Ban'd[/B]

2000 what

Dear god I hope that's a gimmick alt, and not someones actual intelligence.

Told an admin who was fucking about and ignoring people's requests for help with some minges to do his fucking job instead of circle jerking with his friends.

[QUOTE=BBOOBBYY!;37770572]2000 what[/QUOTE] probably like 50 people spawnkilled again and again from the blast but definitely no where near 2000