MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server? - Garry's Mod

Singleplayer is for experimenting. You play multiplayer to have fun with others, and you need to communicate in order to do so.

But you're being a dick for not letting him have any fun experimenting in MP. He can talk whenever the fuck he wants, He can build whatever the fuck he wants. And you ruin it by doing that.

[QUOTE=BBOOBBYY!;38085406]Singleplayer is for experimenting. You play multiplayer to have fun with others, and you need to communicate in order to do so.[/QUOTE] "I don't speak your language, therefore you must speak mine" ...

[QUOTE=Kebab;38104081]"I don't speak your language, therefore you must speak mine" ...[/QUOTE] It's like he admins ByB or something. Which BTW, I got banned for a new reason from today! "Enticing others into breaking the rules" I parked my car in front of a hobo house and he used a fridge to fling me and the car in the air, exploding and killing me. Great job guys!:rock:

[QUOTE=A_Pigeon;38105207]It's like he admins ByB or something. Which BTW, I got banned for a new reason from today! "Enticing others into breaking the rules" I parked my car in front of a hobo house and he used a fridge to fling me and the car in the air, exploding and killing me. Great job guys!:rock:[/QUOTE] I get curious if people lie here, so when I can find out if they are lying or not then why not. So I decided to check the logs and see if you really where banned today and an entire 0 people where banned for that reason, in fact I only ever found 1 record of the word 'enticing' being used in a ban, and it was in March. Actually the world Enticing wasn't even used in any chat at all in the past 72hours. If I'm wrong throw me your steamid, as that is an invalid ban reason anyway. Unless there are mitigating circumstances etc.

[QUOTE=Pantho;38105688]I get curious if people lie here, so when I can find out if they are lying or not then why not. So I decided to check the logs and see if you really where banned today and an entire 0 people where banned for that reason, in fact I only ever found 1 record of the word 'enticing' being used in a ban, and it was in March. Actually the world Enticing wasn't even used in any chat at all in the past 72hours. If I'm wrong throw me your steamid, as that is an invalid ban reason anyway. Unless there are mitigating circumstances etc.[/QUOTE] It was yesterday around this time, it was a one day ban if I'm not mistaken. The post was saved as a draft as I had to leave while writing it. I was using the alias "VOX" as your admins have started a witchhunt on my old one. Quite a long reason too, and enticing was only part of it. Admin didn't sign his ban either so I couldn't tell you who it was. May have also been worded differently, the admin wasn't one for taking time in his punishment, as he had kicked me for "." a few minutes before. Web ban by system shock. Odd, because I was never referred to ANY helpdesk ticket to prove my defense and none are linked in the ban reason. It was a one day but it is still in effect. "Baiting players into breaking the rules is the first and main reason it seems.

[QUOTE=A_Pigeon;38105745]It was yesterday around this time, it was a one day ban if I'm not mistaken. The post was saved as a draft as I had to leave while writing it. I was using the alias "VOX" as your admins have started a witchhunt on my old one. Quite a long reason too, and enticing was only part of it. Admin didn't sign his ban either so I couldn't tell you who it was. May have also been worded differently, the admin wasn't one for taking time in his punishment, as he had kicked me for "." a few minutes before. Web ban by system shock. Odd, because I was never referred to ANY helpdesk ticket to prove my defense. It was a one day but it is still in effect. "Baiting players into breaking the rules is the first and main reason it seems.[/QUOTE] I think I found it myself. [QUOTE]Player Vox No Demos Steam ID STEAM_0:1:32976363 Steam Community 76561198026218455 Invoked on 10-18-12 23:53 Banlength 1 d Expires on 10-19-12 23:53 Reason 1d - Baiting players into breaking rules, Being a general minge, Being malicious towards other players Banned by Admin SystemShock Banned from Web Ban Total Bans No previous bans Blocked (2) Lil B(Cntroller), Lil B(Cntroller)[/QUOTE] EDIT: Ninja'd...

[QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;38106276]I think I found it myself. EDIT: Ninja'd...[/QUOTE] Strange that it's a web ban, considering that I cant find a single abuse ticket or sliver of evidence that I did half of these things in the ticket or on the "help"desk. This may truly be the stupidest reason I've been banned...

Kicked for not enjoying physical abuse in prison. Later that day, Banned for refusing to rape an AIDS infected hobo. Now we know why AIDS is such a big issue!

[QUOTE=GameAdict;23944625][Snipped the terrible OP introduction I had made before] What are the most idiotic reasons [B]you[/B] were banned from a GMod server? My example: I got banned permanently from a server because I was new to Garry's Mod (version 9) and ended up knocking down an unfinished domino trail.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=A_Pigeon;38105745]It was yesterday around this time, it was a one day ban if I'm not mistaken. The post was saved as a draft as I had to leave while writing it. I was using the alias "VOX" as your admins have started a witchhunt on my old one. Quite a long reason too, and enticing was only part of it. Admin didn't sign his ban either so I couldn't tell you who it was. May have also been worded differently, the admin wasn't one for taking time in his punishment, as he had kicked me for "." a few minutes before. Web ban by system shock. Odd, because I was never referred to ANY helpdesk ticket to prove my defense and none are linked in the ban reason. It was a one day but it is still in effect. "Baiting players into breaking the rules is the first and main reason it seems.[/QUOTE] Fair enough, I only looked for enticing, I couldn't reasonably look for every alternate of the word. However didn't you once say you where not friends/linked to abassi?

[QUOTE=Pantho;38110237]Fair enough, I only looked for enticing, I couldn't reasonably look for every alternate of the word. However didn't you once say you where not friends/linked to abassi?[/QUOTE] Do you want me to give you the STEAM ID's of the 150 people I have on my friends list, and the STEAM ID's of the 200 people in my steam group, and the 2000 people who are subscribed to me on YouTube? Where does it stop Pantho? Let's not forget that some notable names (such as your super and root admins and even yourself) have been a part of my friends list (that makes them [i]associated[/i] with me doesn't it?) You and your stupid community have already banned enough people under these ridiculous pretenses, let it fucking die off already--you can't blame every single player who has a beef against your server or who protests a ban on me. Regardless of me and my videos you servers [B][U]are a crock of shit[/U][/B] with [B][U]stuck up[/U][/B] admins who ban people for doing [U][B]nothing[/B][/U]. The reason people complain about bans is because they're stupid and your admins are stupid too. Fuck I read through the recent ban list yet again and Sky has had her tampax stuck up her rusty cunt or something and has been permanently globally banning players for RDM! You can't be fucking serious! A perm ban for RDM! Deon does it too. Even with all the bans I have achieved in my life, I don't think I've ever been permanently banned for RDM--ever. TL;DR: I'm not the root cause of all the problems in your shitty community--you and your inability to punish your abusive admins (which I have [B]factually proven[/B] multiple times) are the cause of these problems. You're totally blind to what makes a good community, and I still am going to insist the only reason you run the servers at all is to make money. Perhaps if you got off your fat lazy ass and actually looked at the experience a non-donator non-admin has on your servers you would wake up. [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1215517"]We had this same fucking discussion just a month ago[/URL]--everyone sat here and told you why your servers are shit. First you tried to blame it on me. Then you tried to say the evidence people provided was 'out of context' or 'biased'. Newsflash: Your servers and community have the bad rap they do because you're a fat lazy fuck who only cares about money and nothing else. People constantly join in on these arguments we have and tell you that your servers are shit. People said your servers were shit before I joined them and they'll keep saying them because you're a fat lazy fuck who doesn't change anything. It's obvious you're used to a very old style of gaming community, and as long as you have your jew gold coming in you won't do fuck all to fix it. You're the notch of DarkRP servers. You're still the only server owner I know of who has not only permanently banned myself but arbitrarily banned dozens of other people for no reason other than having a certain word in their name. You really can't be that fucking blind or that fucking stupid about things. Just because you and Deon decided to treat me like shit and I ended up making you look like the idiots you both are, that doesn't mean the worlds problems revolve around me. You really need to grow the fuck up and look at what the real problems are on your servers. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Gimmick" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Pantho;38110237]Fair enough, I only looked for enticing, I couldn't reasonably look for every alternate of the word. However didn't you once say you where not friends/linked to abassi?[/QUOTE] I did, we only recently (after the thread drama) added each other on steam.

Permanently banned for life from 50.7.230.68:27080 (cerebus-community Serious HL2RP) for spawning and walking. reason: [B][U]"Troll, Minge"[/U][/B] My friend joined with the name "Dogby Dogbiscuit" and never got banned.

ByB are a Joke though, all their admins seem useless and ban me for reasons that dont apply to me, or because they're butthurt about me killing them for a valid reason.

"Fucking come back i dare you motherfucker." Madmin.

Ya I Just Got Banned From ByB For Aimbotting Like Wtf What A Shitty Community Cant Detect Me With Their AntiCheat So They Ban Me Manually [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Gmod hacks/dumb" - Orkel))[/highlight]

So, I was playing TTT tonight, and I saw an admin slay someone for no apparent reason. I asked him politely, "Please stop slaying people." A minute later, BAM. "Fucking don't tell me what to do."

Played on TTT yesterday for the first time ever. Guy was mowing down everyone in sight, so, Thinking he was the terrorist, I kill him. OMG RDM BAN IWANCOPPA OMGNOOB banned for RDMing Friend on the server later tells me that guy was the terrorist anyway, gotta love TTT communities

[QUOTE=iwancoppa;38135972]Played on TTT yesterday for the first time ever. Guy was mowing down everyone in sight, so, Thinking he was the terrorist, I kill him. OMG RDM BAN IWANCOPPA OMGNOOB banned for RDMing Friend on the server later tells me that guy was the terrorist anyway, gotta love TTT communities[/QUOTE] You mean traitor, right? :v:

I joined an obviously patriotic server once (the name was like USA-Forever-#1 or something) and they asked me if I was American. I replied that I'm English. I was banned for not being American. :(

I Just Got Banned From ByB On An Alternate Account For Using My Cheat Hera Which Their AntiCheat Didnt Detect Wtf They Ban Me Manually Because They Cant Detect My Cheat

[QUOTE='[myg0t]tyleR;38140790']I Just Got Banned From ByB On An Alternate Account For Using My Cheat Hera Which Their AntiCheat Didnt Detect Wtf They Ban Me Manually Because They Cant Detect My Cheat[/QUOTE] Sorry, that isn't a stupid reason to be banned.

It wasn't GMod itself, but I did once get booted off of a Left 4 Dead server because of my voice - I'm a high-voiced tenor who sounds a lot younger than he actually is (20) and the server owners were a bunch of college-age jackholes who preferred their meme-laced bro talk in their deep frat-kid voices to some "lolz 12yr old" performing the cardinal sin of actually [i]talking about the game.[/i]

"pooping everywhere" [sp]i threw bugbait.....a lot[/sp]

[QUOTE='[myg0t]tyleR;38140790']I Just Got Banned From ByB On An Alternate Account For Using My Cheat Hera Which Their AntiCheat Didnt Detect Wtf They Ban Me Manually Because They Cant Detect My Cheat[/QUOTE] Being banned because you where cheating, are you high or just retarded? How can people honestly think that's a stupid reason to be banned. So cheating is allowed if automated systems can't detect it?

Got banned, because robbing a McDonalds shop ran by an admin as a rebel is FailRP, but robbing a gun shop ran by me is not.

Roleplaying as a pokemon master on a DarkRP server.

[QUOTE=cocothegogo;38155394]Roleplaying as a pokemon master on a DarkRP server.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of when I played in a srs hl2rp server and roleplayed pokemon battles with people. [sp]my character got his dick cut off for sexual assault[/sp]

[QUOTE=MaikkiBoi;38158744]Reminds me of when I played in a srs hl2rp server and roleplayed pokemon battles with people. [sp]my character got his dick cut off for sexual assault[/sp][/QUOTE] Oh HL2RP, the only place where somebody will take it serious of someone does a *Cuts his dick off.