MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server?

[StarBot]

I knew someone was going to reply with this exact message

[JerryAnderson]

Ooh, I just remembered a good one, especially since the server responsible has been long since dead up until now.
I was banned from a CW: HL2RP server for having the name "John Sausage". After attempting to repeatedly reach staff via steam and failing, I posted on the steam group complaining about a bogus ban, and then had that post removed and FINALLY got an answer. The reason I was banned was because my name was apparently referencing a penis. Stating how utterly fucking ridiculous that reasoning is ended up getting me banned from the steam group for being too aggressive.

[Trackster]

I asked a Owner of a Stargate Server if he could help me building up a server i was trying to build up. And then he banned me for "trying to copy the server" i didnt even wanted to do a stargate server XD

Years later (some weeks ago) i got banned from a DarkRP Server for "CTRL + A, CTRL + C, CTRL + V" (copy paste) even tho i..never copy pasted anything..so i guess i have some haunted magic with me that makes every owner think i steal servers? idk

[Samsterminator]

Was playing on a F2S:Stronghold server, turned and shot a chicken and got banned because some admin was spectating me and was stupid enough to think that me turning and shooting a chicken must be hacking

[Drewerth]

I killed a 13 year old admin with a desert eagle while bunny hopping in TTT
It was a headshot and he thought I was using a l33t aimbot. Guess my 5000 hours of gmod gunplay means nothing to him.