Worst experience with a mingebag in a server? - Garry's Mod

i was making something, then they guy comes and took out the remover tool and erased it and it was a small village ):

i had this mingebag in gm_construct in roleplay who spawned a bunch of buildings and fence boxes and everytime anyone spawned they would die because of an object hitting them or they would be traped between two objects, there wasnt an admin so the minge eventual crashed the server

Once on this stranded server this guy kept spamming cargo containers and trapping me and a friend inside them, after like 20 minutesI finally got the owner on the server to ban him.

I had a guy who was moving really weirdly. He moved really fast, "twitching" like he was lagged, but everytime he "twitched" he reappeared further ahead. He didn't really try to hurt anyone though, just said "Whee!" in chat over and over again. Eventually someone told him to stop hacking. Then he got pissed. He said "FUCK YOU IT'S COFFEE" and then spammed balls everywhere while spamming "CAFFEINE CAFFEINE CAFFEINE CAFFEINE" and he crashed us D: .

My worst experience... was with myself. I guess I got that Noxious virus thing, and got close to being banned from BBS, back when it was up. Gotta wonder what those sort of people get out of making any garrysmod-er's life annoying.

My worst ever hmm... Would have to be on LGC server before it switched to Gmod Survival this minge joined the server. I was building something and somehow the minge got a NUKE and nuked the map and then everyone starts saying, "What the fuck?! How did that kid get a nuke?!" the minge wasn't an admin. And there were no admins on then everyone starts killing the minge. Then I finally got my friend to come in who was an admin and he banned him.

My worst was when this minge-admin built this cage in the middle of spawn in flatgrass that covered the whole spawn with spinning blades in the middle. He let random people out but took away all of our guns and noclip. So we were stranded in a cage with spinning blades at spawn with no q menu

for me wouldl be when a nuke was in the servers public adv. dupe folder and it was named "server fun" so i spawned in and i didn't know it was a nuke at first and the discription said press e on it the shoot it so i did that and i expected a small explosion... turned out it was a nuke. Then i explained my self and thankfully no admins were on so i didn't get banned (i liked the server, if there is an admin who is not abusive it's a good server) but then i told the othe rplayers and a mingebag decided to spawn on in then have it explode and then another... on after another atleast 5 times... and the nuke was glichted and it said that i was doing all this.

Three times some mingebag admins pissed me off bigtime. The first time, I went AFK for about a minute and I come back and some idiot is controlling my character and telling everyone that I'm some nasty pervert. The 2nd time was when 2 admins were being even bigger mingebags and cloaked themselves and went around shooting everyone. I rated both of them as being GAY and one of them said, "Dude, I didn't know we had a gay rating. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA." The last time was when I went to this server and I tried to noclip and it told me I had to wait half an hour. Then they locked me in the prison in the middle and started killing me every 2 seconds. Edit: Maybe this should have gone in the other forum about stupid admins.

I was on a build server loaded with mingebags. I'm surprised the server name didn't say "MingeBags R Us". Anyways, the very [b]second[/b] I spawn, some Asian jackass kills me with an AWP. He does this every time I respawn, so eventually, I decide to go to noclip the second I spawn and kill him too. So we have a big fight, I win, I start playing seriously when I get votekicked by the little bastard. I join again, instant kick. Idiots. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-whoptc.gif[/img]

I can see the point in this, but who doesn't minge about, when it is just me and my friend in my server we will fill a room up bouncy balls or smash two of those HL2 sewer rings together, so they get stuck in each other so that it kills the server. :)

The worst so ever was one that kept shooting my props with a pistol... MingeBags don't usually enter my server ^^

You guys are fucktards, [highlight]DON'T BUMP OLD THREADS! THIS IS FROM 2008 RETARDS![/highlight]

And what the fuck is your problem? This thread isnt that old so stop whining.

[QUOTE=Arkantos;13123493]The following story is a true story, that I made up 9:53 A.M; My Server on gm_flatgrass The low hum-drum of building filled the air, all was calm. A box car rolled lazily past my small fort. It felt like the perfect place for building. Suddenly, a lag spike hit, and some fog came about. My fellow players, and I, having knowledge from the well known film; "War of the Servers" readied ourselves for the in-evitable. In the few minutes we had, we readied ourselves. We managed a rampart structure around spawn. Weapons drawn, cannons aimed, and ban hammers at the ready, the Minge appeared. A hush fell across the map. A player called out; "Hello mingebag! We know you have a bad reputation, but we are giving you a chance to have some fun, and join us in our building." The minge just stared on. "I say." the player remarked. "He must have not have understood." He voiced out again; "We will not ban you if you are here to build and have fun." One player left before it got bad. What happened next, was totally expected. The minge turned towards me, his toolgun infused gravity gun, aimed directly for me. A shot fired from the strange weapon, a blue, lightning tracer flew past, and removed a barrel behind me. "Lol." said the mingebag. At that moment, a fellow admin ordered all players to fire at will. At that command, pistols, shotguns, miniguns, lasers, cannons, and many other weapons went ablaze. The minge, not affected, began to move forward. I pulled out my smg and began firing also. The minge, somehow armed with a lua shield that deflected any weapon fire, of any type, walked forward, with yellow-green sparks dropping from where he was being hit. He stopped. "Cease fire!" someone yelled. The server fell silent. Strange mechanical sounds began coming from the mingebag, something evil was at work. Suddenly a minigun, something of that of the Heavy's shot out of his crotch, but instead of normal barrels, there were toolguns. A slight click, and they began to rotate, at that moment, everyone began opening fire on him. The minge let loose his weapon. Toolguns were rotating in a blurred frenzy, shooting out countless blue beams. Props were being ignited, removed, and destroyed in anyway possible. We all took cover. A fellow player ran up to me, and stated the server is becoming unstable, already with a average ping 200 for the players. I then rose, and yelled, "To me, players of GMod!" All eyes were on me, with blue tracers whizzing by in the blurred background. I looked straight at the minge, pulled out my ban hammer, and raised it aloft; "For GMOD!" With that cry, all players joined me in my glorious charge against the minge. With a lol, the minge just did 360ºs and was taking down many of us. I raised my hammer, and came down on the minge, my hammer was stopped by the shield, as did the other players with their melee weapons. We couldn't breach his defenses. One player gave his life, and jammed that cursed gun, stopping it instantly. Realizing what had occurred, I ordered everyone to take cover. We all fell back, to whatever cover we could find. An explosion soon followed after, something to the scale of a Fusion Bomb. After the dust settled, I rose, and to my horror, all the other players had been removed by the blast. I somehow survived. The mingebag somehow had survived too. Without even hesitating, I retrieved my hammer, and ran full speed at the minge. I saw him raise a crowbar aloft, and began to move towards me. Just as we were about to clash, this armor-clad figure dropped down from above, knocking us both back. A voice came from the stranger, "Stand down fellow player." The mingebag stared blankly at him. The minge, overcome with fear, dropped his crowbar, and backed away. At that time, the figure before me, turned to me, and looked down. "Admin, you have lost countless players to this 'mingebag'. What do you wish for his punishment?" Still shaken by the fight, I rose, and looked at him in the eyes, and said "I would like him to be sent out of here, never to return. Not destroyed, but banished from this server, and many other servers, so he can do no harm.” The minge, while the man had his back turned, spawned a barrel, and flung it at him. A loud thunk sounded from the man's armor. He turned around, and stopped another barrel with his fist. He just walked up to the mingebag, picked him up, and uttered something in his ear, which made the mingebag poof into a cloud of dust. He then turned to me, and said gently, "You are safe now." This was fun to type. :v:[/QUOTE] I have something along the same lines. Only this one is truly true. It was a pristine day on WarServers.com | CB Build Server, long before Gmod11/12 and SBEP were concieved. I had built a "Trial" fort over the Spawn, complete with PHX Monorail for the sucsessfuls, a player, oddily enough by the name of Mingebag joined. His first words within the fort was "ZOMG! WTF DOSE ERRORS!" referring ofcourse to the monorail floating above spawn. I zoomed down from my little Office/perch overlooking the entire vast buildfort, and indicated the minge to a sign, covered with named Wire Locator Beacons. Sometime after reading this big sign, the Minge immediatley went off, searching for every possible exit, but found none, courtesy of UClip and Fading Doors. The minge settled down in the top left buildwing, and immediatley began plotting his escape, he blocked the door ofcourse, so I just switched to RT cam from my office to watch him. He had began building something strangely similar to a Mingebot, but on a much smaller scale, made out of dumpsters, and what looked like a VMF-Duped Laser Turret. I called in some of the senior builders who I had imemdiatley comissioned outside the buildfort, and asked their opinions over PM. They said "If that things VMF-duped, god knows what that laser can do to your fort..." and they immediatley set out to building their own VMF weapons, one of them was a Miniature colossus with five large charged vmflasers adv. ballsocheted to a single aimable point, another built a carmageddon style armored car, complete with the complementary bottlerocket launchers. And another set out to building a mobile skyfort with ALOT of bombs. I myself, fearing what thing minge was soon to unleash on my glorious trialfort, hopped on the Monorail, and zoomed down the track to the furthest corner of Flatgrass, where a small, compact Railfort was. Upon arrival, I went to the Control Room, shut down any entrances to the place, and started building my own invisible mingebot, "Two can play at this game" I thought. Five minutes later, just as I was putting the finishing touches on my Mingebot, all hell broke loose. The Mingebot had vaporised a hole in the fort, and had thrustered it's way through that hole in the ceiling, it immediatley bergan raking my trialfort office with it's prop-removal beam, and turned to the bigger challengers. Guns flared, Rockets Launched, and by god, there was one hell of a lagspike from that Mini-tyrannis's lasers. ...Stargate Shields boomed, all force was VMF-ly duped, and reflected right back at the offenders. Who would've thought a Mini Tyrannis would be overcome by it's own lasers, let alone expect that car to be sent cartwheeling with the player half-alive. The skyfort was the least affected, but the shields were deflecting the propbombs straight off it onto the other two attackers. And the clusters weren't doing enough damage to bring down that infernal shield. Now, the Minge, bord with the contraptions killing eachother on his shields, retaliated in force, one of the things I didn't notice, was a second sawblade, a rotary lasercannon >.< All three fell to the behemoth, but just as it was about to hover up to the Skyfort, my Mingebot zoomed in. The Minge was deflected by sheer force of my 50000-weight thrusters, and the vehicle inside the shield tumbled and flipped on it's way to the ground, upon hitting it, something went deadly wrong, the Mingemobile landed on it's right side, and the lasers were pushed into THEMSELVES by the ground and the force of the impact. The entire contraption, obliterated itself,

[QUOTE=MR.Gmod;13821660]And what the fuck is your problem? This thread isnt that old so stop whining.[/QUOTE] This thread is fucking 6 months old idiot. That's half a year, fucktard. It IS old. Now get GTFO, this is an old thread, look at the fucking date post #1 was posted. September 23rd, now I have no problem, I only get mad at faggots who bump [b]VERY[/b] old threads fucktard.

[QUOTE=chimpvanze;13821758]This thread is fucking 6 months old idiot. That's half a year, fucktard. It IS old. Now get GTFO, this is an old thread, look at the fucking date post #1 was posted. September 23rd, now I have no problem, I only get mad at faggots who bump [b]VERY[/b] old threads fucktard.[/QUOTE] It's five months old, and constantly bumped. [b]Leave the "OMG NECRO" to tha 06-07'ers :P[/b]

Some Mingebag named (at the time) Joseph1, came on and used an NPC spawning entity to make hundreds of striders and rebels and they fought and the server crashed and it was stupid.

lol at this post

what are you doing

[QUOTE=Spacewolf;18817612]what are you doing[/QUOTE] Me or the poster?

Your mom LOL

I played on a random build server, making a plane if you wanna know ;) anyways i was minding my own buisness and then some guy makes/copies a Expression 2 chip, so when he enter a special veichle he controle some flying thing that can mess with props even if the prop protection is on... so that son of a bitch welded my plane to the ground :< im not quite sure how he got around the prop protection system but that was really ridiculous so he just went psycho on everyones constructions, like welding them, ignite them or using some other annoying tool. But i have to admit that it was a cool E2

Check my song: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5tyb98gCQ8/[media]

This one minge spawned some kind of emitter that made the entire map white.

I was playing on a build server with stargate/life support 2. I made a power plant. Everyone wanted it because it really looked real, so i added it to adv dup. Some guy didn't like my plant and went to adv dup, copyed it and pasted it with spamming the server. We voted him off for a 30 minute ban. Later he came to the server and i was building a heavy water plant, and he made a few turrets that shoot my plant, so i made a shield, he votekicked me, nobody voted yes, then everyone started screaming on him saying get out... Well he was in the server for about 30-40 minutes when we didn't see him. When i finished my plant, i heard a LOUD explosion and fire and blue gas went out of the floor all over the map. The map was gm_wireconstruct_rc. Another mingebag experience was in the same server and same map. I was building a house with my friend, and suddenly a player named Dodo went into my house with teleport (anti noclip was on) and started destroying everything with an e2 turret of some sort. Then i did the funniest thing ever. In that server, you weren't able to kill yourself, so i told him for building house with me, he accepted, built some stuff and i asked him to come "come to me, i made a soda machine!!!" Well he came, pressed the button, and a phx3 cube went on him and he wasnt able to get out. He was sitting in the trap for about 20 mins screaming on the mic, but we all turned of our mic sounds and laughed at him. Later he finally got his brain to work and re-joined the server. He made 1 life support "nuke", and after that the admin banned him permanently.

Goddammit, just let the thread die... It's been resurrected TWICE already...

Better to bump the thread than create a new one on the same subject. Mods said so themselves.