What's the dumbest reason you were banned for? V2 -> 2010 Edition

[Mr Hammer]

I got banned for spraying my awesome pic of Yoko Ritona, well it was more than once. It was in an RP server on Gmod. And the admin was a kid apparently since he was covering my spray with paint and following me wherever I go xD.

[Bl4ck1ce]

If it was porn or some shit I don't blame the "kid".

I wouldn't want players spamming porn sprays making my server look like it's a place for assholes would I? :v:

[Decoy Ocelot]

Spacebuild server. I notice that the other two guys are using upwards of ten generators apiece. I say "Y'know, you guys can wire a constant value to the pump's Multiplier input to make them run faster! It is pretty cool."

Banned (Reason:"knowing to much about wire, smartass")

[mattyb]

[QUOTE='TheDark[PL];21074342']Your doing it wrong!

It's what dumbest reason you got banned for, not what dumbest reason you would ban for.

EDIT:

I've been banned because 5 years old child cried because I builded better than him. He banned me for reason: Stop mingebaging.

:lol:[/QUOTE]

well help him build

[editline]11:46AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Vipes;21110981]I got banned for my steam avatar...

Reason: "4Chan Fag"
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/zakuzako[/url]
[img]http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/07/07c8bb8b0d0e8e664f7c9fb1f9f5bf6515e6992f_full.jpg[/img]

And I made the damn thing a long time ago too...

Edit:

Also was banned for one of the groups I'm in
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/leftoverlounge[/url]
Reason: "Furry"

I'm not even a furry -.-
I'm not even a fag...[/QUOTE]

you got friends in your group that have furry avatars

[editline]11:49AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=mr_fj;21256731]I got banned for telling the admin of a server, because I told him to stop ragdolling people randomly every other minute :P
I also once experienced an admin, going around and correcting peoples contraptions, by coloring them, removing random props and adding others. So I said in the chat, that 12 year old kids, shouldn't be allowed to have their own servers. He permabanned me with this reason: "im 11 stop being so meen, im tryin to help :("

Edit: I also got banned on this forum for putting a ";D" smiley in spoiler tags to show I was being sarcastic ;P "Abusing spoiler tags"

[editline]02:28AM[/editline]

dont be mean to him

Hehe, I can totally relate, I made a trap with a red button, on a vending machine and big red letters in rope, spelling out: "FREE PORN!"

He banned me because he had to reconnect to get out of my trap :)[/QUOTE]
lol

[editline]11:50AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=mr_fj;21256731]I got banned for telling the admin of a server, because I told him to stop ragdolling people randomly every other minute :P
I also once experienced an admin, going around and correcting peoples contraptions, by coloring them, removing random props and adding others. So I said in the chat, that 12 year old kids, shouldn't be allowed to have their own servers. He permabanned me with this reason: "im 11 stop being so meen, im tryin to help :("

Edit: I also got banned on this forum for putting a ";D" smiley in spoiler tags to show I was being sarcastic ;P "Abusing spoiler tags"

[editline]02:28AM[/editline]

Hehe, I can totally relate, I made a trap with a red button, on a vending machine and big red letters in rope, spelling out: "FREE PORN!"

He banned me because he had to reconnect to get out of my trap :)[/QUOTE]

[editline]11:52AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Black-Ice;21273885]If it was porn or some shit I don't blame the "kid".

I wouldn't want players spamming porn sprays making my server look like it's a place for assholes would I? :v:[/QUOTE]

Yea i actually saw a porn image in tf2

[Sk8punkEmO]

I got banned once because the server admin changed his name to mine and then banned me for "copying the admins name" o_O

[CoolCorky]

I was on a server that had just opened, and the admin banned me "for 5 minutes" to test out the banning system on the admin mod he was using (I think it was ASSmod).

...That was over a year ago, and I'm still banned. :saddowns:

[Swirlyman]

I joined a server, noticed the admin was on and said, "Nice MotD!" (something like that, because it was a very cool looking one), and I got permabanned...

[Dragon Master]

[QUOTE=Black-Ice;21022331]Requested a lock on the old thread if anyone was wondering.

Rules of the thread:

-No obvious reasons ("I got banned for hacking :confused:")
-No troll reasons ("I spammed lots of props n got bannd wtf??/?")
-No rascist reasons. ("I called the admin a niggah and he banned me :frown:")
-Common sense, please.[U][/U]
-No "I've never been banned" comments (+1 rule added by [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=166664"]X6ZioN6X[/URL])

What the thread is for:

-Dumb reasons ("I was saying hi and such, and then I got banned. What the hell?")
-Strange reasons ("I was making a small 2x4 prop with wheels, and proceeded to follow one of the rules by not making it a steam-sounding thruster (annoyingly loud thruster), but in doing so, the admin banned me for not following his rules even though I was.")

If you want you can include the server's IP.[/QUOTE]

For being in a clan that the server owner didnt like, Their I.P is 195.90.98.4:27015 beware.

[codenamecueball]

I got banned today for asking the guy to put wiremod and PHX on. Fucking 7-year-olds don't deserve a computer

[Pandemix]

I was on a build server with Drugzmod. I spawned some cocaine and used it. For those of who don't know, the cocaine makes you run really fast. I got banned for "speed hacks".

[Dragon Master]

oh, killing an admin with a fridge on accident when making a house on RP, but if he didnt banned me this would never have happened: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=907855[/url]

you gotta read the thread to understand :D

[mini peanut5]

ontopic: meh, gt banned for rdm, when my job is a hitman

basically i was paid 10000 to kill everyone on the server because they were being horrible to him (kill 4 of them) i killed them all and they all started moaning, i told them it was an assignment and then an admin joined, a baby started cryin out to him what i did then BAM! banned for a week (i think it was the person who told me to kill them who told the admin what i did)

offtopic
i was playin cod on sabotage yesteday with a 6 year old on my team, when they planted the bomb he was crying down the mic, i tried explaining to him that its only a game... my ear is still deaf from the mic screaming, sounded like a banshee.

[Dragon Master]

[QUOTE=mini peanut5;21293031]ontopic: meh, gt banned for rdm, when my job is a hitman

basically i was paid 10000 to kill everyone on the server because they were being horrible to him (kill 4 of them) i killed them all and they all started moaning, i told them it was an assignment and then an admin joined, a baby started cryin out to him what i did then BAM! banned for a week (i think it was the person who told me to kill them who told the admin what i did)

offtopic
i was playin cod on sabotage yesteday with a 6 year old on my team, when they planted the bomb he was crying down the mic, i tried explaining to him that its only a game... my ear is still deaf from the mic screaming, sounded like a banshee.[/QUOTE]

if you were on my RP server, you would be asked to produce a "Contract Of Assignment" from your client within 5 mins. If you didnt have one you would be banned for RDM !!

[kraizer793]

So this thread does reveal a sound truth.

if you're below 15 years of age, You shouldn't have admin privilages at all, or even Garry's Mod. It's too un-restricted for little kids to be expected to be mature about things.

Well now thats over, I guess I'll keep the flow going

Got on a build server not too long ago. I had a personal robot I did with E2. fridge, 2 wheels on either side, and arms with little guns on them and a light and everything, was awesome. personal battle suit. I spawned it and hopped in an dstarted riding around.

Banned: "Mech Wannabe"

Another time I was on a SB server. Someone had come along in the night and screwed up all the planets, so I built a terraforming ship and started trying to make the planets habbitable. Few people get on and die when they spawn on the spawn planet. They start bitching and blaming me for fucking up the spawn planet. I tell them I'm fixing it.

Admin gets on... and I told him the story.

Banned: "Don't fuck up the spawn planet"

Seriously now, How stupid do you have to be to be an admin now days?

[Fishstick]

I don't remember being banned from any servers but I got banned from Facepunch for making a thread with this is in:

[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/fart_on_miley1.png[/IMG][/URL]

[Dragon Master]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;21022915]I asked how do you open console.
I got what I deserved.

Also I got banned for shooting a prop spammer in the head with a sniper I bought in an RP server.
Found out the prop spammer was an admin.
I hate Rp servers[/QUOTE]

if you read this thread it might change your mind about RP servers.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=907855[/url]

[editline]12:45AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=kraizer793;21293722]So this thread does reveal a sound truth.

if you're below 15 years of age, You shouldn't have admin privilages at all, or even Garry's Mod. It's too un-restricted for little kids to be expected to be mature about things.

Well now thats over, I guess I'll keep the flow going

Got on a build server not too long ago. I had a personal robot I did with E2. fridge, 2 wheels on either side, and arms with little guns on them and a light and everything, was awesome. personal battle suit. I spawned it and hopped in an dstarted riding around.

Banned: "Mech Wannabe"

Another time I was on a SB server. Someone had come along in the night and screwed up all the planets, so I built a terraforming ship and started trying to make the planets habbitable. Few people get on and die when they spawn on the spawn planet. They start bitching and blaming me for fucking up the spawn planet. I tell them I'm fixing it.

Admin gets on... and I told him the story.

Banned: "Don't fuck up the spawn planet"

Seriously now, How stupid do you have to be to be an admin now days?[/QUOTE]

I totally agree with you, people shouldnt be admin unless they are atleast 16 or mature enough to actually manage a server.

[mik]

i got banned for the reason "to see why you were banned go to google and click i'm feeling lucky"

[ShadowOfDeath]

I went on KuroMekus and said in the ooc "How do i become a combine?" i was banned, reason = "you dont"....Untill i joined later and found out you DO if your a good rper, so the ban was just pure idiocy.

[dragonslayer170]

i was on a server once (ofcourse :P) and a really good one but one day som 9 year old came in and started ruining my stuff he had admin (no idea how :S) but anywayz so i deleted all my props and then i was banned for the reason "deleting my fun :(" only for like 5 hours i was banned but when i came on again i started building a security system and then he destroyed it and i duped it and moved to the other end of the place he came there and i deleted my stuff and he banned me for the reason " stop being and ashool and deleting my stuf" (he couldn´t spell the 2 time :S

[O_H_Bark]

Somebody came over to me and destroyed what I was building, so I crowbarred them.
Then I discovered it was an admin. :/

[zzaacckk]

For having my name start with a Z.

[Hubsha]

Banned because "u r a n00b".

[truebluesniper]

Banned for 8 hours for supporting gay rights. Talk about fascism, eh?

[Cyberdan]

Bad admins just seem to follow me. :sigh:

I was banned by a 12 year old for 'Knowing how to use wire well.' I don't. I don't even know what an or gate does.

I built a tower for myself. The admin crashed a flying shipping container into it, making it spazz out. Banned for 'trying to cause lag'

I had built a car, and an extremely stupid admin nuked my car and, after the entire server had been torn apart, banned me for 'I don't like how that car looked'.

[cornarias]

banned from alters ttt server. reason "part of jetboom's butt buddy club" (NOX)

i left the NOX group and got unbanned a while ago =P

[Dragon Master]

I own a DarkRP and wanted a break, so I went to a Spacebuild server, I over-heard the admin and some players saying that they were going to look for a good roleplaying server to play on.

So, being the owner of an RP server, I said "Why don't you try my DarkRP server"

I didnt even post the i.p address and I was banned :S

[TJ3003]

Telling the owner about the com mp_falldamege to make more real fall dmg and he band me for 'being to smart' and another making a wire door using no colide tool and using a wire keypad somone tryd keypad crack it and the admin thort i was a hacker or sumit because it was a outdated keypad cracker that couldent hack wire keypad reasen 'Hacker' -_-

[Mauzer]

It's safe to say i have hardly been banned since i joined back in 2006

Maybe a few times for the stupid little things, but i don't remember them....

[Ragamuff55]

Perma-banned for " O RLLY?!! ". I was playing RP and i got shot in the head with a sniper and soons as i died i was banned.

[Ghostwork]

I wonder how many of these posted actually happened.