What's the dumbest reason you were banned for? V2 -> 2010 Edition - Garry's Mod

I got banned for a month because i was lagging. Jokerice admin thought i was speedhacking :V

[QUOTE=norzone;21370959]I got banned for a month because i was lagging. Jokerice admin thought i was speedhacking :V[/QUOTE] [url=http://bans.jokerice.co.uk/index.php?p=banlist&searchText=flapadar&Submit=]I got banned from jokerice for shooting through walls. Supposedly.[/url]

[QUOTE=Dragon Master;21293133]if you were on my RP server[/QUOTE] What's the IP?

I got banned for jumping in front of the "holy admin eyes" Best DarkRP server with no BS bans: 74.63.240.142:27015

I got banned for using a turret with sound I forgot to turn off, did turn off, and having the Admin see sound. [quote] Me: **uses turret** Admin: Hey Me: yes? Admin: No turret sounds, they lag the server Me: (?) okay [/quote] I thought I turned off the turret sounds, but I guess I didn't. The next time I fired the turret, I heard no sound, but this happened. [quote] Admin: I told you no sound Me: there isn't any Admin: Bullshit i can fucking see it Me: you can see sound? cool [/quote] You have been banned from the server. Reason: Being an insubordinate assfuck :wtc: [editline]06:51PM[/editline] I went back the next day and utterly destroyed the server with no less than 1000 exploding barrels.

not haveing a mic. in a build server. where almost nobody was talking.

i got banned for spawning 5 phx plates on the ground, stacked, and whipped out the tool gun, it was a perma on reds rp server i think wtf...

[QUOTE='TheDark[PL];21074342']Your doing it wrong! It's what dumbest reason you got banned for, not what dumbest reason you would ban for. EDIT: I've been banned because 5 years old child cried because I builded better than him. He banned me for reason: Stop mingebaging. :lol:[/QUOTE] So he knows how to ban, but not to build? What the hell?

I got banned for "Lagging faggot". I was walking in zig-zags because my keyboard was fucked up and apparently the dumbass didn't even look at my ping so he probably thought I was lagging and shit. It was on some shitty ass RP_downtown_v2 server.

Banned for being a "mingebag" The admin was obviously drunk or somthing, he never did that before, he spammed and stuff. I was later unbanned and the admin was warned. [offtopic] People shouldn't ban for hacks in a sandbox game [/offtopic]

Having Jetboom on my friends list.

5-7 year old kid killed him cause he kept destroying my stuff and killing me WITH ADMIN WEAPONS so i had no chance XD

I remember once i learned to get my own sprays on Garry's mod. So i decided to show some people on servers, it was a pikachu dancing one, something from the show. People were saying it was cute , and, congrats on learning how to get my own sprays. The Adminge, a jealous 9 year old, tries to impress them with a default spray. They all laugh at him, so, he bans me. Reason: Mk1ng fun ov mi nd mk1n fun ov pokkeman (That was exactly the way it was spelled) I have a consversation with him, he agrees to lt me back so he lifts my ban. i spray another spray, my avatar one, and he bans me for Reason: UR A FRRY NOFRRYS ALOUD!!!!!!111!!! I mean, i AM a furry but that's a bit predujice.

On VelocityGamingOnline's TTT server, the only admin on is my friend Xash. So the map is de_nightfever, which as you know if you played the map, has has a very easily glitched elevator. 3 miniuites prior to my ban, I saw 3 people blocking the elevator, nothing happended to them, no slay, kick or ban. However, whilst I am in the lift doing nothing I crowbar the elevator door, just being impaitent, which opens it, this does nothing to the elevator BTW. Anyway, 1 second later "Kicked and Banned for 2 days". Oh and too the person above me, dale_uk_scout, I dislike furry sprays as many people spray them nude, and my PC is in my living room with my parents... and you shoudn't spray them in non-furry servers

[QUOTE=Odie147;21422702]On VelocityGamingOnline's TTT server, the only admin on is my friend Xash. So the map is de_nightfever, which as you know if you played the map, has has a very easily glitched elevator. 3 miniuites prior to my ban, I saw 3 people blocking the elevator, nothing happended to them, no slay, kick or ban. However, whilst I am in the lift doing nothing I crowbar the elevator door, just being impaitent, which opens it, this does nothing to the elevator BTW. Anyway, 1 second later "Kicked and Banned for 2 days". Oh and too the person above me, dale_uk_scout, I dislike furry sprays as many people spray them nude, and my PC is in my living room with my parents... and you shoudn't spray them in non-furry servers[/QUOTE] But, i checked and there was nothing about furries. in fact my avatar is not nude. there was porn sprays and all that but i messaged them, no ban. :/ that's why i hardly go online, because i get much more trouble from people than racist or homosexual people.

[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;21410677]I remember once i learned to get my own sprays on Garry's mod. So i decided to show some people on servers, it was a pikachu dancing one, something from the show. People were saying it was cute , and, congrats on learning how to get my own sprays. The Adminge, a jealous 9 year old, tries to impress them with a default spray. They all laugh at him, so, he bans me. Reason: Mk1ng fun ov mi nd mk1n fun ov pokkeman (That was exactly the way it was spelled) I have a consversation with him, he agrees to lt me back so he lifts my ban. i spray another spray, my avatar one, and he bans me for Reason: UR A FRRY NOFRRYS ALOUD!!!!!!111!!! I mean, i AM a furry but that's a bit predujice.[/QUOTE] This is probably the most realistic one in this whole thread. That's scary.

[QUOTE=N0 WAR;21423365]This is probably the most realistic one in this whole thread. That's scary.[/QUOTE] So you're calling the rest of us liars? ;)

Once i got permabanned for telling a server owner that wall hacking isnt good RP.

Admin said hi and banned me...only on server for 10 minutes...TTT, he RDMed me first. :/

i got banned once in a build server for spawning a stargate so i could get some stuff from one side of the map for my fort on the other side of the map :P the admin was like; I HATE STARGATES YOU FAG! GO TO FUKING H3LL! then he banned me for reason: using props based on worst show in the world. also, TTT, RDM, im sorry to bother you but what do those mean? also what is a Furry? [editline]11:11PM[/editline] [QUOTE=kraizer793;21293722]So this thread does reveal a sound truth. if you're below 15 years of age, You shouldn't have admin privilages at all, or even Garry's Mod. It's too un-restricted for little kids to be expected to be mature about things. Well now thats over, I guess I'll keep the flow going Got on a build server not too long ago. I had a personal robot I did with E2. fridge, 2 wheels on either side, and arms with little guns on them and a light and everything, was awesome. personal battle suit. I spawned it and hopped in an dstarted riding around. Banned: "Mech Wannabe" Another time I was on a SB server. Someone had come along in the night and screwed up all the planets, so I built a terraforming ship and started trying to make the planets habbitable. Few people get on and die when they spawn on the spawn planet. They start bitching and blaming me for fucking up the spawn planet. I tell them I'm fixing it. Admin gets on... and I told him the story. Banned: "Don't fuck up the spawn planet" Seriously now, How stupid do you have to be to be an admin now days?[/QUOTE] im 14 and im the most muture person i know when i havnt had too much sugar. lets face it ADHD makes me hyper enough, extra sugar with it... add gmod to the mix..... grab my shotgun. but despite that your saying i souldnt be admin or even play gmod? if you are than that is so..... i dont think theres a word for this so im going to make one up; ageist!

RDM = Random Deathmatch TTT = Trouble in Terriost Town. Furry = You don't want to know

Furry= awesome ;D Maybe I'm a bit biased... Lol. Google it.

ok i figured out furry (why wouldnt i want to know? just cause they watch porn doesnt mean they are bad people) and thank you very much odie for telling me the other two. now 3/4 posts here make sence to me XD

I was in a RP and I was walking down the street and I got banned for: ... Lol stupid eh?

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adminge was spamming nukes because he was a 7 yr old britishfag who thought he was a russian neo-nazi. i sniped him from across the map hiding behind a rock. banned for reason: "doode wtf dont rdm" oh, the irony

for being Welsh :S

[QUOTE=Dragon Master;21467155]for being Welsh :S[/QUOTE] now thats just freaking racist

This is my 106th post :D I have been banned off another FP forum, "General Discussion" for asking who is learning to drive at the moment. about 200 people replied, yet FP said "Unsuitable Thread For General Discussion"

[QUOTE=Dragon Master;21468060]This is my 106th post :D I have been banned off another FP forum, "General Discussion" for asking who is learning to drive at the moment. about 200 people replied, yet FP said "Unsuitable Thread For General Discussion"[/QUOTE] Because it's a Fast Thread. GD is for threads with actual discussion, with effort put into the OP. The thread you posted was just a Post-Your. No one cares if it's your 106th post.