What's the dumbest reason you were banned for? V2 -> 2010 Edition - Garry's Mod

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;21468535]Because it's a Fast Thread. GD is for threads with actual discussion, with effort put into the OP. The thread you posted was just a Post-Your. No one cares if it's your 106th post.[/QUOTE] eat some smooth sloppy turd, shit breathe >:D

Dragon, that's a bit excessive.

The silliest reason I've had was a mingebag saying he needed to go for a minute, so I banned him for a minute. He came back after that and said it wasn't funny. I thought it was. The dumbest? He cussed and threatened to get the superadmin on to ban me... I don't think he quite got that it was my own development server. You can guess what happened next. o/~ du-du-du-duuuuuuumb. o/~

first time ever banned. just got perma banned by steam ID on all *gaming servers for "spreading propaganda against *gaming" perma banned on a hoverboard server... i said the server lagged and the boards reacted poorly. yup.

Haw Haw We We! Bump.

Reason for ban: Because someone else crashed the server, and I said hello to the guy 5 minutes before that. ... And that guy actually did so to get 3 mingebags of the server. And didn't get banned.

was building cars with 5 other people including the admin. did a race and i won. banned for 7 days. reason: "bastard admins always win >..>" i was like wtf???. i contacted superadmin. the adminge got stripted and i got admin ^w^

Once got banned because I was building a Wired car in the garage area (gm_construct). The reason? "This is the admin-only area, no faggots allowed." [[U]Deciphered for your reading pleasure[/U]] There were no signs, and no-one mentioned anything when I joined about [I]2 hours before.[/I]

i got banned because i joined the server

I was on an rp_ server and someone said: "Can someone lend me $50,000 so I can buy a car, please?" I decided to mock him by saying: "Can someone lend me $2,000,000 so I can buy a watermelon please?" YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED: shut up :D

[QUOTE=volbia;21555197]first time ever banned. just got perma banned by steam ID on all *gaming servers for "spreading propaganda against *gaming" perma banned on a hoverboard server... i said the server lagged and the boards reacted poorly. yup.[/QUOTE] On *gaming server, Did you shout to Mike? Or did something else?

joining a server

Having a accent in my name, happened the other day when i joined a server and my username was Máx They didn't like it...

not a server ban..but still: Got banned from garrysmod.org for uploading a file which got on the front page...goddamn...I was getting 5000 downloads in 1 day...and BAM! I got banned for that... Okay lets get to server bans: 1. Got banned from my own listen server because I wanted to see what happens if you do that (FAIL) 2.Got banned from my own dedicated server by my buddy because I said that I' leaving (7 hours ban) 3. Got banned from my friends server (the same friend from number 2) (was superadmin aswell there) for building my wire Nuke control center (no bombs in there..its just a timer with a keypad)

[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;21259079]Joined a popular build server that for some reason is set so newcomers can't spawn props, they banned my for asking if I can spawn props. In return I crashed their server using a program[/QUOTE] they deserved their server crashed [editline]03:42PM[/editline] i was on a server and i needed to use the restroom and my player was just standing there and when i got back i was banned for "loitering" seriously whats wrong with that? but i shoulda said i needed to use the restroom, but i guess if i did that the admin would ban me for "needing to pee"

Once all my friends were trying to convince me all day to go on a DarkRP server, after about 5-6 hours i told them "10 minutes" and they all cheered. We all joined the server, at first sight - it was not so bad, people using /nick properly, building shops and whatnot. I signed up for civil protection (i even RPed doing it by going to the PD and "applying", which the owner said is "unneeded") and i saw, trough a window on a apartment block somebody making deals for an AK-47. I went up there and knocked on the door, some gun dealer who just so happens to be the owner runs out and shoots me with a M4 right off the door without saying anything. I said "AdMinge" in OOC, he replied "next time i permaban u" with that exact same grammar. Then i saw him propblocking the windows and the doors, i went to see what is going on and saw every door in the entire building propblocked by him. (Note, i only went as far as seeing whats inside trough the window next to the door, since i respect NRL rules.) I saw him and said in OOC "What the heck are you doing?", he turned around and shot me with a M4. I just stared at the apartment block, mocking him publicly in OCC and got permad for "nlr biatch", again with that exact same grammar. Thing is, i did not even hold a gun at any point of this (i held hands to look normal), i did not come back to his apartment at any point, but i stood by the sidewalk OUTSIDE of the actual BUILDING, which just so happens to be RIGHT NEXT TO THE SPAWN.

Suck my dick Thats the reason ^^^ btw, no flaming here.

I remember a time on a Sandbox server with GM_Construct, where I began to establish my hideout in the dark room, like I always do. Someone joined, (presumably an admin) and asked what I was doing, so I told him I was making a hideout. Nothing wrong with that, right? He noclipped inside, and ruined my place settings with explosive barrels, and ignited the door. Then he banned me with the reason: "Trashy base". That is why these days I only stick to one server.

Yeah, I once got perma banned from a server for not wearing [YR] at the end of my name, the only reason I knew was in the little message when they kicked me. wtf?

I got randomly permabanned by some rcon hacker the other day.

Ive been banned for "Dumb". Check my records. [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?userid=85051"]Benji[/URL] banned [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?userid=142277"]doonbugie[/URL] for [B]1 Day[/B] in [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=21583941#post21583941"]"Oh, it would never happen to MY family." - Why life sucks right now[/URL] with the reason “[B]Dumb[/B]”

i am using the player model of garrus reason: Dumbfuck furry nerd

Banned for jumping over a combine hopper field.

I killed the admin who was a engie in a 4chan server, and then me (sticky demo) and a spy was about to coordinate to destroy his sentry farm and cap the last point, but the admin got angry and slayed us. I then said to him: "Seriously, you're pathetic. I'd like to see how you'd play without admin powers" Banned.

Killing a Jew and the dude who was hiding him in a Nazi RP server.

I got banned from a build server for spawning a single door... Reason: Prop Spamming I was just trying to help a guy add a door to a fort...he even asked me >:(

Reason: "test" :I

I dont understand some of the crazy ten year old admins. there seems to have been an influx. For this reason I stick to a single build server, where yes, I have admin. The server is primarily comprised of regulars, we all know eachother,can trust eachother, and are either very good at e2, building, or both... or sometimes teaching noob friends who we just convinced to buy gmod how wire. It is truely unfortunate how many unreasonable admins have been running servers. edit: sorry for any typos, new asus laptop, its been taking me a while to get used to the keyboard.

Got banned for hacking. I wasn't hacking.

Made a Portal Table and got banned: "The admins dont want to see errors in their servers". That server was FULL of errors...