What's the dumbest reason you were banned for? V2 -> 2010 Edition

[rimlanin]

[QUOTE=Funley;22084417]Made a Portal Table and got banned: "The admins dont want to see errors in their servers". That server was FULL of errors...[/QUOTE]

Thing is, the admins have to install portal content, else you would not be able to spawn it. Why the heck did they install something, when their gonna whine its a error to them?

[Netheous]

It wasn't really me but I saw guy asking to ban him for 30 minutes cause he was naughty boy and he got banned permamently for racism.

[PivotDJ]

just got banned from a tinychat room for playing pokemon :fuckyou:

[Funley]

Got banned having "Fun" in my name. Admin says "dis server iz no fun"

[Joey Skylynx]

Hehe. Long list time.

[B]Dark RP[/B]

1. I was playing as a cop ,and some gangsters started randomly shooting people. I arrested all of them (backs turned to me) ,and I was banned with the reason "Random Arrest."
2. Playing as a Gun Dealer I refused to sell full shipments. Banned for 30 seconds. Why? "Not Selling Shipments". I got back in time ,and was able to save all my shipments ,and I just sold guns as a civilian.
3. (Same server as above). Banned for selling guns as a civilian.
4. I was running a western bar with my friend, and decided to play The Doobie Brothers - Blackwater. Banned. Why? "Only Faggots Listen To Country"
5. As mayor I sat in my office, and watched the gang from the window, and told police to search the gangster compound (yellow warehouse). They move forward ,and got shot at. I told them to grav gun the vanilla doors (the ones with view holes.) Banned. Reason? "Garry's Mod. Not MW2"
6. Playing as a hobo I set up a small wooden box house near the fountain of downtown. I asked for change ,and someone asked me to sing a change song. I made a joke song real quick the guy laughed ,and gave me some money. Banned. Reason? "Hobos ask for change"

[B]TnB[/B]

1. I was roleplaying eating a can of soup. Banned. "You Didn't /me picks up spoon"
2. Running from metropolice. Managed to escape ,and got them to accidentally crossfire their own guys. Banned. "Dark RP Minge"
3. Talking to a civil protection about CID. Banned. "Not Roleplay"
4. I went AFK. Banned. "Metagaming"
5. Roleplayed trapping a rat. Banned. "Not Bear Gryll."

[B]Trouble in Terrorist Town

[/B]1. As a detective I bought a radio ,and clearly id'ed everyone ,but me ,and the traitors were dead. I killed all of them by strategic ambush. Banned. "Aimbot"
2. I picked up a prop someone was hitting me with ,and threw it into the air. It came back down ,and killed an admin. Banned. "Propkilling"
3. As traitor I killed the detectives first ,and then killed the admin. Banned. "RDM"
4. I used a knife to kill a traitor. Banned. Reason? "Innocents don't kill with traitor weapons"
5. I barricaded. Banned. Reason? "Propblocking." I came back later ,and stated... "Not fucking RP" banned. "Arguing with admins."

[B]PERP[/B]

1. A shit mayor was in charge ,and I payed off two firefighters to run him off the road ,and got 3/4 of the police force to help me kill him. Banned. "Killing Undercover Admin"
2. I set up a position with a small patsy group known as "Black Berets" we would attack firetrucks ,and ambulances ,and take them hostage by putting them in small bar. We had a small "Convoy" of an ambulance and police car. We fired on the police car ,and then fired on the ambulance. Next thing we knew "The mayor has been assassinated" we all got banned for RDM.
3. Similar has #2. I organized a party of black berets ,and we all threw molotovs at a drug dealers base. Any of the Fire Fighters that tried to put it out we killed. Next thing I know I was banned for "RDM"
4. Guarding drugs in my house with a deagle. People tried to lockpick (this is PERP2) ,and I killed all of them by shooting through the wall. Banned. "Aimbot"

[Elgar]

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;22120355]
[B]TnB[/B]

1. I was roleplaying eating a can of soup. Banned. "You Didn't /me picks up spoon"
2. Running from metropolice. Managed to escape ,and got them to accidentally crossfire their own guys. Banned. "Dark RP Minge"
3. Talking to a civil protection about CID. Banned. "Not Roleplay"
4. I went AFK. Banned. "Metagaming"
5. Roleplayed trapping a rat. Banned. "Not Bear Gryll."
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Yeah, I don't like TnB servers. As I mentioned in an older incarnation of this thread, I once got banned for getting out my physgun. It's pretty tricky not to, as it is the default weapon after all.

[DrBones]

Banned for having the same name as a minge.