The biggest minge thing you've done in a RP server?
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I found an exploit in the Hl2land.net server and spammed giant boats all over the place
I apparently killed a man running with a money printer and saved the day for the police
[QUOTE=Archy;21786225]I found an exploit in the Hl2land.net server and spammed giant boats all over the place
I apparently killed a man running with a money printer and saved the day for the police[/QUOTE]
Wow, Lol. hah
[QUOTE=connorclockwise;21578219]Oh lol.
I joined a serious roleplay server, myself being a former serious roleplayer and made a legit old man. The thing about the old guy was that under details I put as many hints that the guy was 'senile' under it. So I joined a few friends and had legitimate conversations with the combine police. I kept calling them 'constable' and they didn't know how to react. I had the human portion of the server head into the movie theatre of the city18 map. I also got to minge around with an afk guy who was staring as a building, "That sure is a nice building...." "/me drools a little." "What was I doing?" "/me skips into the movie theatre with an errect penis"/[/QUOTE]
Oh god epic. I recall playing on a HL2 Rp server similar to the one you describe, were you doing this on a Role Nation server? I met a guy who's physical description described him as an old man and something about a spoon, and he walked about doing very silly things.
Throw a grenade in the middle of where everyone was and screamed some stuff.
I shot an admin in the head on bout 10 TTT servers I got banned on every one :saddowns:
Well, the most minge'est thing i ever done was.
Accidently doing /job or /jobname admin and the Gamemode somehows set my job to admin(..The Actuall admin job?) And started to kill someone who was annoying as heck. Was funny. And also I kept using job setting my model to G man model and pretending to be a mob boss. Hah. Was Stupid.. But still. Not extreamly funny, through.
Joined a Gang and robbed an apartment off Money Printers. Turns out they belonged to the Mayor and the Police Force.
Fucked da police in the mafia. Oh, those rare times when you have extreme fun roleplaying in DarkRP..
I think the only way to have fun in Dark Rp is to minge.
Acidentally prop killing the police who were chasing the mob boss, short story i got a free glock
Blocked a Mayor who stole my money printer inside the police station.
And stole shotguns from gun dealers.
I remember HGN Stalker Roleplay me and a few buds would always abuse TT and spawn blastdoors, magnetize them and make them nocollide with the world and pickup suits and weapons from under the map with an ESP I modified that let you see specific models.
Oh man, where do I begin...
I'd have to say, my favorite time was back in the gmod 9 days. there was a console command that showed all the Lua console commands on the server. I was on a server where some guy was testing his RP script, and I typed luac in the console to get the list of commands. I saw a command that was something along the lines of "spawn_npcgundealer". I thought maybe it was an admin-only command, but I tried it anyways. Lo and behold, it worked and there was a citizen in front of me that sold guns if you +use'd him.
So I bound it to a key and spammed gun dealers everywhere. there were at least 800 by the time my gmod crashed out.
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(OOC) afk: u fucking rdmed me
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(OOC) afk: dude i arrested u cause u pocket people
If you're a cop and see someone with an illegal weapon, arrest them and confiscate it.
(OOC) triggerhurt: I BE HACKING AND PROUND OF IT
afk has not been demoted
You have bought a SG552 for $4000
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(OOC) Tori: lol u can give me a warning
triggerhurt has not been demoted
(OOC) Reaper: y was i demoted WTF did i do
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(OOC) Tori: ok now u just jail killed me
(OOC) afk: pocketing there is no warning
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(OOC) Reaper: trigger stop RDMing
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(OOC) afk: because if u pocket
(OOC) triggerhurt: IMA HACKER
(OOC) Tori: u shoud get banned
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(OOC) afk: u get banned for 99999999 minutes
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Type /drop to drop the weapon you are holding.
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(OOC) Reaper: hacker
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(OOC) Reaper: dude
triggerhurt has been made a Citizen!
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You need to wait another 5 seconds before using /job!
You've been arrested by afk
(OOC) ThaeSandvich: Looks like New Hero is coming
(OOC) triggerhurt: I BE HACKING
(OOC) triggerhurt: BAN ME
(OOC) Reaper: kik triger
(OOC) Reaper: ban trigger
(OOC) ThaeSandvich: He doesn't tolerate hacking..
(OOC) triggerhurt: this is on youtube
(OOC) triggerhurt: will be
Type /wanted or /unwanted [Nick|SteamID|UserID] to set a player as wanted/unwanted by the Police.
(OOC) triggerhurt: say hi
(OOC) ThaeSandvich: Good, they can see you fagging
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(OOC) Reaper: afk this is propblock not trying to be a Dbag but yea no button or keypad
(OOC) ultamatepaintball: fagget
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Type /price <Price> while looking at a druglab, Gun Lab or a Microwave to set the customer purchase price.
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(OOC) Tori: remember nlr
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(OOC) Reaper: yea it does
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The guy above me appears to be an idiot.
On another note, the biggest minge thing i've done.....
Oh yeah, i used a certain E2 thats pretty much made for prop killing O_o
Everyone else was prop killing eachotehr anyway, except the admin, he was spawning admin guns and killing everyone with those instead, probably thinking thats better.
Threw a shitload of smoke grenades in the middle of the map causing the server to lag and annoy everyone.
Probably not the worst thing I did but I can't think of anything else right now.
Spawning a drug lab in an apartment and didn't bother locking the door.
That counts, right?
Block the spawn, prop spam inside the blocked spawn tunnel (rp_downtown_v2), prop killed everyone with the props I spammed, spammed some music, then crashed it.
You know, the usual.
I started a rather large minge fight, with sniper kiddies on the roof, and dickloads controlling the streets. After all that shit went down, I transformed it into a pseudo-fascist state.
Locked about 5 people in my basement in downtown_v2. When I'd opened it up to let them out, it turned out they'd turned it into a fetish torture chamber :hehe:
1. Made a giant flying dick.
2. Got 5 cops on my tail and killed them with a knife.
3. Became a mobboss and started thinking I am a CP.
4. (My server) Made a job called "clown" and put there an iron man model.
5. Tried to attract people by buying nades and throwing them in the air.
6. Bought tons of food while others were playing "mob overrun".
7. Started Hobo vs. Humans war
8. Spawned 75 explosive drums from phx (some servers have them unprotected!!!) and shot at them. It lagged and I left the game.
9. Dropped 1$, put a textscreen saying "5000$!!!", created a couple of traps...
10. Made a fake weapon dispencer. Earned about 10000$!!!
My favourite moment was quite recent on a DarkRP server as I was bored. Went ninja with the spiderman swep, and some idiot gun dealer had like 10 shipments of weapons on the roof of a building. I swung over there, and one by one threw them down into the square after announcing "Free guns in the square". The resulting deathmatch was freaking hilarious. Some people would just spam e to get as many as possible (Including cops), and the more suicidal people tried to pick up the shipments and run off with them.
On a Zombie RP (Serious) roleplay server 5-10 people were standing in one spot and I dropped a cargo container on all of them. :3
[QUOTE=topgun98;22241506]] record rdmpwnage
Recording to rdmpwnage.dem... <snipped rest of the shit> [/QUOTE]
No chat logs allowed, remember?
[QUOTE=SmashedUpTV;22346946]No chat logs allowed, remember?[/QUOTE]
That's not a chat log, thats a jumbled mess of bullshit that no sane human being can scroll through.
I stole 5 golden money printers and 3 printer coolers from a guys gang that i was in
I think i was on the Friendly Players Roleplay and i spawned atleast 20 items into the elevator shaft and lagged the server to crap while killing anyone dumb enough to go into the elevator. After a while the whole server crashed.
Job Done.
Silly admin on a canadian server left a wall of money printers adv dupe in the public files :v:
Explosive barrel+Ignite tool.
Got mad at someone and got in my car and purposely ran them over.
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