If you had a toolgun in real life, what would YOU do?
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How are you gonna duplicate the tool gun?
Get the end of it and bend it so it points itself?
Duplicate this to the Fast threads and remove GD one.
I'd love to have the Weight Stool.
No longer will I suffer outrageous shipping rates or pay extra for heavy luggage at the airport.
[QUOTE=Datsun;27571431]
No longer will I suffer outrageous shipping rates or pay extra for heavy luggage at the airport.[/QUOTE]
Or you could just make your own plane and not pay anything.
I would spawn several Alyx ragdolls and make millions selling them as sex dolls. Oh, and I guess I would Ignite Sarah Palin.
[QUOTE=sonictrey;27557616]I'd remove girls clothing :smug:[/QUOTE]
What if your mouse slips and the girl gets removed too? :colbert:
I would Nocollide doorhandles and chairs xD
Oh, also make myself invisible, steal people and then return their things with a lil extra.
[QUOTE=Mr.Macintosh;27577700]What if your mouse slips and the girl gets removed too? :colbert:[/QUOTE]
i'd wonder why i attached a mouse to my toolgun
[QUOTE=ZombieWaffle;27592809]i'd wonder why i attached a mouse to my toolgun[/QUOTE]
I just shat bricks with laughter xD that's great :D
[QUOTE==LB=evilweevil;27592847]I just shat bricks with laughter xD that's great :D[/QUOTE]
I'd remove yo face.
[QUOTE=reywilnc;27564952]And then you'd crash.[/QUOTE]
Consideration: If you make a laggy-as-fuck contraption and it spazzes out, would the universe crash?
I'd duplicate my toolgun 10 times and give it to scientists for military usage
[QUOTE=Xenoyia v2;27525968]inflate the economy.
[I]inflation[/I][/QUOTE]
i lol'd
Oh, another idea: Use the Material tool to turn all of my belongings into gold. Especially my computer's circuits. Gold is an ideal conductor.
Make myself invisible with the colour tool.
Easy weld Kim Jong-Il to the bottom of the ocean.
Give myself a chat controlled hat with E2
Hang things/people with rope
Spawn blast doors with the door tool, set an owner, and lock it
Place dynamite
Put hydraulics on my sneakers
Use the camera material thing on a screen in front of me so I can have eyes in the back of my head
Weld people I hate to the bottom of some sort of well
Spawn turrets on my mom's car
Spawn dynamite
Give away balloons
Accidentally float some kids away with balloons
Make a zombie NPC spawn
Weld someones hand to a wall, easy weld their other hand to the opposite wall
Make rocket sneakers with thrusters
Spawn dynamite
Ignite kittens that are banging puppies with hampsters
Use E2 to make every word literally come out of my mouth
Did I mention spawn dynamite?
Long enough list?
[QUOTE=TheFacePuncher1;27599528]Make myself invisible with the colour tool.[/QUOTE]
What if you lose the toolgun afterwards?
I would make myself invisible, sneak into VALVe Headquarters, steal the most up-to-date version of Episode 3 they have, duplicate it a bunch of times, and sell them for $83 each.
NoClip + Invisibilty + Girl's changing rooms, THAT IS ALL
[QUOTE=Surma;27597183]Consideration: If you make a laggy-as-fuck contraption and it spazzes out, would the universe crash?[/QUOTE]
I meant crashing the plane, genius.
[QUOTE=anthr4x292;27603136]What if you lose the toolgun afterwards?[/QUOTE]
You haunt people until you get another.
Spawn a portal and duplicate a toolgun.
Then I have 2 toolguns.
Dynamite some buildings?
I'd go to the Bank of England vault, get out the weld tool and put the force limit to 1.
After removing the vault door by hand (easily), I'll use the Adv. duplicator to dupe the entire contents of the vault. Then, at home, in my garrage, I will duplicate several quantities of Englands entire wealth.
Yeah, it's either late, or been done before. But hey, that's what I'd do!
weld my math teacher to the roof.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/JZBts.png[/img]
Congrats.
Edit: not sure if it's actually obvious what I mean, it was the 1,000 view milestone.
oh the people i would remove
[QUOTE=sonictrey;27557616]I'd remove girls clothing :smug:[/QUOTE]
You'd probably end up removing the entire girl. :mmmsmug:
[QUOTE=reywilnc;27610672]I meant crashing the plane, genius.[/QUOTE]
Depending on how much stuff you have welded to it, that may indeed crash the server.
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