• You know you have played too much GMod when..
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When you try to break a door down with a rocket launcher. When you eat a toy rubber ball for lunch.
jump of a bridge and try to spawn a parachute. when somone is being evil, say "god dammit admin, kick teh mingebags!
jump of a bridge and try to spawn a parachute. when somone is being evil, say "god dammit admin, kick teh mingebags!
When u dont take off your headset while trying to get out of your seat actually that is more off a " you have blocked out the rest of the world" thing
[QUOTE=Baconator 7;13504386]when you tell your girlfriend to suck your hoverballs[/QUOTE] Good one :D
When you laugh at Buddhists because sv_cheats isn't on.
You know you played gmod too much when you tell the cop that arrested you that the stop sign was black and purple checkered. You know that too when you try to turn off sound when someone is singing badly.
You know you played gmod too much when you and your parent are driving trying to find a place, and your parent asks for if you see said place, and because you can't find it, you imediately think of pressing "~" then "radar_enable 1" (command used to activate the client side satelite radar addon I have). And, yes, this actually did happen to me.
[QUOTE=PwrOver9000;13744854]You know you played gmod too much when you and your parent are driving trying to find a place, and your parent asks for if you see said place, and because you can't find it, you imediately think of pressing "~" then "radar_enable 1" (command used to activate the client side satelite radar addon I have). And, yes, this actually did happen to me.[/QUOTE] When you've played so much it is physically impossible to log on to any other website or answer any mail...that seems to be happening.
When you wait an extra 45 minutes when travelling between countrys to ensure you've downloaded all the files.
when you stub your bid toe and run around screaming that some1 is prop killing
when your to afraid to walk around at night because of head humpers (best i can think of without my coffee)
When you think that Isaac Newton was hit by a minge!
[QUOTE=OutOfExile;11438407]Yesterday I saw "PP" on delivery service sign and the first thing I thought of was Prop Protection... [b]Edit:[/b] Come to think of it I still don't know what it means...[/QUOTE] I play C&C renegade I see PP as powerplant...
[QUOTE=whosdr;13800636]I play C&C renegade I see PP as powerplant...[/QUOTE] When I see PP I think of PowerPoint...
[QUOTE=whosdr;13800636]I play C&C renegade I see PP as powerplant...[/QUOTE] Whenever I see PP I instantly remember of Dead Rising points.
When you look at the ground constantly thinking you will get faster fps.
When you try to stay away from places with a lot of new stuff to prevent lag and downloading...
When you necromance this same goddamn thread within two months of it's death, for the fifth time in a fucking row!
When you realize that a teacher at your school looks incredibly like professor Breen!
When you go to heat up a TV dinner and think...."Damn I need to spawn a new microwave." When someone holds up a bank and you say "Nice SWEPs what gun pack?" When you go to Home Depot and say "Is this fridge an entity or Advanced Dupe?" When a nuke is seen falling from the sky and you say "Hey I got GBombs 3 too!" When you call a policeman "A stupid metro." When you go to a strip club and say t a stripper "Where do I download your NPC file babe?" When your wife nags you and kicks you out of the house and you say "Fucking mingebag Admin!"
When your dad wants to make a doggy door, and you just say OMG JUST USE BALL SOCKET NOOB
When you try typing kill in console because you want to commit suicide.
When someone starts shooting you, you type OMG DMER
When you're hungry, you try to spawn an orange.
When your dog poops, you try and take out the remover tool.
When you type so many responses like me.
When you yell "OMG WHERES MY TOOLGUN!"
When you go on a crowbar spree.
When you're hungry, instead of buying food, you just type /sleep and then you have 100% hunger and health.
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