• You know you have played too much GMod when..
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When you hear someone saying "Error" and then you scream "omgawd, get PHX SVN and Wirah!"
When you go to the Hardware store, looking for PHX plates.
When you try to weld a chair to the tire of your car, tie your hand to it with a laser rope, then sit in the chair.
When you are to scared to leave your house over MingeBags.
When you press X every time you gonna talk. Once my mom had alot of boxes on the table and i was like ''Omg its gonna lag'' And i felt like it too x]
When you start seeing motion blur when you turn really fast IRL. When you start noticing everything around you, is blank surfaces. Then think of creative ways you can use them. When you start seeing everything as geometrical shapes and not what they really are. "Man I could so make a car out of this. Wait what is it again? Oh my desk."
when you yell out: Lemme just physgun this prop
[QUOTE=Shackle;13838180][B]When you start seeing motion blur when you turn really fast IRL.[/B] When you start noticing everything around you, is blank surfaces. Then think of creative ways you can use them. When you start seeing everything as geometrical shapes and not what they really are. "Man I could so make a car out of this. Wait what is it again? Oh my desk."[/QUOTE] Wait, your sight doesn't blur when you spin around, what the fuck are you man! Every humans sight should blur under high speeds...
When you go to the pool and see tons of kids playing with tiny, detail-oriented toys and say "Why aren't I lagging?"
When you wonder how many RT cameras there must be out there when you watch TV.
When every little noise you hear sounds like a tool gun When the kettle is boiling and you shout "TURN OFF THRUSTER SOUNDS FFS"
When you wonder why real jeeps dont have SMG ammo on the back.
[QUOTE=MattyK;13806885]When you necromance this same goddamn thread within two months of it's death, for the [b]SIXTH[/b] time in a fucking row![/QUOTE] >.>
When you're sitting in traffic and wish you can prop surf to work.
when you yell at mexicans to go to other servers
.. When your physgun has a physgun on it.
When you attempt to rearrange your furniture with a non-existant physgun.
I had a dream where I went into town and people had adopted the tool gun noise as the universal language. Having a conversation was rediculous: "Hi, Whats the time?" "WELD!,weld,WELD!,weld!" I woke up and didn't play GMod for the rest of the day D:
[QUOTE=ahref;13986120]I had a dream where I went into town and people had adopted the tool gun noise as the universal language. Having a conversation was rediculous: "Hi, Whats the time?" "WELD!,weld,WELD!,weld!" I woke up and didn't play GMod for the rest of the day D:[/QUOTE] Oh god...
When you see someone that is like Gordon Freeman and you say him "Hi Alyx!"(Brains off). Hey turtle, get a better connection. You lag a lot,slowpoke!
When you see someone that is like Gordon Freeman and you say him "Hi Alyx!"(Brains off).
[QUOTE=Mjans;11154519]Like a smoke thing you has on the roofes[/QUOTE] you mean chimney.
[QUOTE=Nixux86;11163477]When you're trying to "pose" your friends to take a nice sex picture. Whut.[/QUOTE] lol.
Garry's Mod 10.3 hrs :S
When you add "Achievements" and you get the achievement "One Week Playtime".
-If you go to garrysmod.org to try get something new for your house -When you try to npc control your teacher
above- your second message matches your avatar !. When you make a model physgun and try to throw your teacher around and end up in detention. Then try to noclip out screaming "V"
Hmmm... Too much of the same shit every post... I Whish there were some NEW stuff someone would like to share with us...
Gmod, maybe not, but a friend of mine failed his driving test because "He wasn't paying attention to the road". In reality he was attempting to look at his WoW minimap on the corner of the windshield, repeatedly remembering that it wasn't there.
When You walk in a room, you blank out with a "Buffer Overflow in the Net Message"
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