u Know u play too much gmod when u go to Wal Mart and purchase a product
And when ur at the Register u ask the Cashier
"is There a Readme?"
[QUOTE=Jordanf;12780440]i done that once
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When you See Someone with a purple and black checked bag and you say to them "o.m.g have you got a missing texture and then just walk on" they look at you like W.T.F
That's a true story i do it all the time[/QUOTE]
I did that to someone but it was with a wristband....
When you think your desk deserved it when you see the CRT monitor sitting on it.
[QUOTE=mcd1992;16277882][media]http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm161/deadlyaim1992/garrysmod.jpg[/media]
It was higher until I started playing some EVE, also I don't care if I give out TMI in that pic.[/QUOTE]
You should wash your hair
[QUOTE=Minorkos;16285762]You should wash your hair[/QUOTE]
Agreed...
When making something complicated you try to save or ducplicate it, but remember you're not in game.
when you are confused why you cant breath under water
[QUOTE=mscorp;16217049]when you think you see zombies in real life[/QUOTE]
OFF TOPIC: I sometimes do that's only because I am paranoid a bit because I read sometimes read some books and I have read the Zombie Survival Guide And watch 28 day later and 28 weeks later
When a cop tries to give you a ticket or whatever and you grab his gun, shoot him, and expect the people to grab rocks and wepons and help you defeat the Combines to make evil go away from there forrest of time.
When you try to make a cannon with ceramic plated tubes in real life.
PS: PHX Construction Props have tubes that looks like it is made of ceramic, really!
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Shoot someone in the face then disconnect from the world and come back an hour later and not get arrested.
You know you've played too much gmod when you dream that your niehboorhood is combine occupied.
(yes I have had this dream)
When you compare your science teacher to kliener or magnusson appon meating him/ her
[QUOTE=liamhailhail;16288540]OFF TOPIC: I sometimes do that's only because I am paranoid a bit because I read sometimes read some books and I have read the Zombie Survival Guide And watch 28 day later and 28 weeks later[/QUOTE]
same, last night there was some right retard(he wasn't really Reatrded btw) walking down my road at about midnight, he was drunk, he was groaning and mumbling at himself and he looked very pale, i was like, Oh Sh*t, a zombie...
That's because i watch all these movies that have stories telling you how the zombie apocolypse happened, and its ver realistic, ESPECIALLY dawn of the dead of the Resident Evils.. :P
When you can carry 37 weapons with you at a time.
When you ask Bell Helicopters for their expression 2 code
On your way out of an airplane you ask the pilot what fin settings he was using
if you walk down the street and see a guy shooting everybody u yell "RDMERRRR !!!! KAJDLSAJDAS"
[QUOTE=maskedmoose;13175434]lol when u drive all the way to bill gates house and ask him can i be an admin? and he says u must donate to billgatesomega.com and then billgates plays gmod with u the whole nite FINALLY u find u played way to much gmod and u here a faint "POP" and ure head just pops off and youre body ketches on fire randomly and ure cat starts to dick rape u.[/QUOTE]
what the fuck is this
When you compare architecture in Palm Springs CA to architecture in gm_construct or gm_excesswaters.
Did this yesterday
When one day you play a completely different game and, without thinking, try to hold down 'Q' and open the weapons menu.
When your steam page says: Garry's Mod 30 hours in last 2 weeks.
[QUOTE=CMasta;16754123]When your steam page says: Garry's Mod 70 hours in last 2 weeks without actually having played in the last four days.[/QUOTE]
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When you yell combine and kill yourself to change your player model.
When you get something to eat from your fridge and you think you have to press 'e' (Did This) or when you sit down or try to move you think "E, W, A, S, D, E"
when you join facepunch
When you see someone with a pink and black checkered belt and say "Your belt is missing a texture."
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If you think you can plant a bomb in a room and not destroy the walls.
You go to the gunshop,and you buy a gun
Then you say:
Yeah! My brand new (name) swep!
Its reeeeeeel cool,i will test it on the police.
you know you've played Gmod when you somehow hit the sky box while driving to work... or was that an elderly woman?
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[quote=tepholman;16289997]when a cop tries to give you a ticket or whatever and you grab his gun, shoot him, and expect the people to grab rocks and wepons and help you defeat the combines to make evil go away from there forrest of time.[/quote]
omfg full life consequences !!!
[QUOTE=Mjans;11138539]Ok i know it has been done but here we go.
When you try to spawn hmimimies in real life[/QUOTE]
when you try to noclip through a wall ps i tried
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