when you try to disable ai in class so you can doodle on youre teachers face with a permanent marker.
When you think real life is a RP gamemode. With awesome graphics.
When you're on the moon and you say "Who is the admin? I love that the admin made zero gravity on moon.bsp!
y You write a "y" before everything you type.
You constantly try to jump in games without physics.
You try to noclip through your window on a 12 story building
You wonder where Gmod Tower is located.
You call everything (place).bsp
sometimes, you dream about cheese.
When you call the operator asking "Can I get the number for Gmod Tower?"
When you call 911 and say "Hey this guy GTA'd me, and he's gonna RDM me! Help!"
When your mom says clean your room, you try to hit q and select the remove tool.
When you think an F-16 is free.
When you have the f**king Secret Phrase Achivement
You try to spawn a combine to fight the gang across the street.
When you dream about building stuff.
[QUOTE=G-Foxx;16934578]
When you dream about cheese in math class.
[/QUOTE]
Wait, if i dream about cheese in math class, and i played GMOD for 1hour, it means i am addicted to it? O_o'
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Anyways.
When you Get achievment of playing gmod in total of 1 year :D.
When you get killed on CSS and shout on him HAX!!!!
When you try to use a remover tool on your dogs poo. :D
When you download every map/mod/etc. there is available for gmod :D
If you carry a crowbar around with you.
When you say "DAM this map is HUGE!"
When you think you have a pet headcrab.
When you dress up as a classic zombie for halloween in school.
When you think you can pick up ur teacher with ur physgun.
When you try to duplicate your house.
When you try to spawn a melon.
When you think you have wiresvn installed in real life.
When you have a sawblade hanging on ur bedroom wall.
When you think "OH SCHVEET I CAN SPAWN MY GYRO TURRET!!!"
When you try to use an unbreakable tool on ur desk.
When you see purple and black squares and say "Dam im missing a texture!"
When you think you can spawn a swep.
And this all happens to me and i'll get the pics for the sawblade and crowbar later :P
[QUOTE=Averice;11660082]When you leave your room and you yell "Server is Changing Level".
When you run away from school/work and say "ERROR: Snapshot Overflow".
When you start saying "lol" out loud.[/QUOTE]
not done reading thread (dont want to forget) i say lol allllll the time irl ... i play gmod wayyyyyyyyyy to much
when you make threads about it on FP
When you pick something up and try to get it to stay in that position by holding it up and tapping it with your middle finger.
When you think anything that's pink has a missing texture.
When you think you live on v2 of gm_worldwide and that it was massively improved since the first version
When you try to play gmod IN gmod while sleeping
When you walk up to a closed door and look for the letter "E".
When you think that building something too big will lag the world, or you wont have enough props to do it.
When you are anti war because you think that war will lag the server.
When you see something cool and say "Can I dupe that plox lololol?"
When your home row keys are W,S,A, and D
When you try to use color tool to become black and think you'll get a big cock.
You know you're playing too much Gmod when....
You point out some remote and seemingly off-topic similarity between Gmod and real life for almost everything you do, say, hear, see, or think of, and dream of what life would be like if it was one giant garrysmod server where Garry ruled all and getting banned was the equivalent of dying. I have actually thought of things this way, and realized that [B] I must have ABSOLUTELY NO LIFE. [/B]
When you think you have a phys gun to lift heavy things :X
trust me..i tried it...and it didnt work :(
When you run out of original jokes.
[QUOTE=TwoShoe;17227338]You know you're playing too much Gmod when....
You point out some remote and seemingly off-topic similarity between Gmod and real life for almost everything you do, say, hear, see, or think of, and dream of what life would be like if it was one giant garrysmod server where Garry ruled all and getting banned was the equivalent of dying. I have actually thought of things this way, and realized that [B] I must have ABSOLUTELY NO LIFE. [/B][/QUOTE]
How do you kill that which has no life
-SouthPark
When you pick up your cat by the scruff of the neck and yell: "GRAVITY CAT IS NOT AMUSED"
When you look at a book outlining the history of aviation and historic planes specificly for ideas of what to build in Gmod.
(I had a very thick one on my lap when I was playing gmod last night. Hurray for the fin2 tool
^See? Original.
[QUOTE=Miles Herrin;11156359]When you go to home depot and ask if they have the easy weld tool in stock.[/QUOTE]
What your telling me that not everybody has a Easy Weld tool?
When you think you can fling yourself to the moon by bashing a dumpster at yourself.
Also when you can breathe on the moon.
[QUOTE=The Jackson;11154662]you know you play garry's mod too much when you...
carry around a crow bar, pistol, magnum, smg, random laser gun, shotgun, crossbow, grenades, and a rocket launcher.[/QUOTE]
You know you play too much Gmod when you can list all the weapons off at a moment's notice.
When you spawn an army of Combines and take over the world
When you are obsessed with melons!
Originality... I love it. this has been an entire page of origingality thus far
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