• You know you have played too much GMod when..
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When you scream at your parents "You dirty ******* combine bastards!" and then try to beat them with a crowbar you dont have while calling Dr. Kleiner to bring youa gravity gun.
when you see a doll or something and try to freeze it.....i tried :(
When you come to a roadblock and then call 911 and say "Admin, someone's propblocking." XD
It`s when U wake up under the table =)
When you try to LUA code a gun for yourself.
Tried to wall-run with shift in GMod after playing Prototype.
[QUOTE=Niktavalos;11411765]You know you've been playing too much Gmod when you try to select the physics gun in World of Warcraft.[/QUOTE] no thats when you are addicted to world of war crack
[QUOTE=GrassStain;17341674]Tried to wall-run with shift in GMod after playing Prototype.[/QUOTE] so true... Prototype + Gmod = W T F
when you tried flying by writing "console open." "sv_cheats 1" "noclip" on a peice of paper....wasnt such a good idea since i broke my leg after i tried it on my roof :|
When you wish you could use a phys gun to move cars when stuck in traffic.
You know you've played too much gmod when... You start eating rubber bouncy balls, and never eat anything else... ever. You try to fit a rocket launcher in your pants. You try to noclip your head through your desk but instead you knock yourself out, upon waking up you say "stupid ragmod!"
When you have dreams about playing in a source map in garrysmod with stargate and you try to find gliches in the map.
You fucking press v in other games
When you think your school sucks and decide to make a new one in the Hammer editor When you press Y in other games to talk (so fucking annoying >:V) When you kill a cop and say "WTF WHERE ARE YOU'RE BALLS? I NEED THEM FOR MY PULSE RIFLE N00B!!" When you think you could give construction workers a hand by lending them your Phys gun and Tool gun for the day. Then saying that if they don't return them you will get them banned from Gm_Earth
[QUOTE=Mjans;11154519]Like a smoke thing you has on the roofes[/QUOTE] it's spelled "chimmeny" idiot [editline]12:16AM[/editline] [QUOTE=30Spartan300;17348653]when you tried flying by writing "console open." "sv_cheats 1" "noclip" on a peice of paper....wasnt such a good idea since i broke my leg after i tried it on my roof :|[/QUOTE] You ACTUALLY did that?! You HAVE played too much! [editline]12:21AM[/editline] [QUOTE=DDieSpartan;11154053]Hell guys I remember once when I was playing ALOT of Halo I thought I saw a grunt standing in the middle of the street when I was driving some where.[/QUOTE] Are you sure you weren't just tripping out? [editline]12:55AM[/editline] [QUOTE=qUAQI06;12077551]When you try to duplicate your your wallet.[/QUOTE] I wish I could! Then I would buy me an aquarium full of beer! [editline]01:16AM[/editline] [QUOTE=waran4;13801576]When I see PP I think of PowerPoint...[/QUOTE] When I see "PP" I think of "Postal Pussies" [editline]01:24AM[/editline] You know you've played GMod/any other source multi-player game way too much when a bunch of steroid-pumped gorillas gate-crash your party, and you say to your friend "Dude, we have GOT to get password protection for this place!"
when my comp crash for the 92753 time >:( (my comps a piece of freeze laging shit for source games). [editline]09:37PM[/editline] [QUOTE=flamehead5;16238362]when you think you see a tripod from war of the servers in your backyard[/QUOTE] I saw a mingebag once 0.0 it was pretty scary 0.0 [editline]09:40PM[/editline] [QUOTE=lildragon555;17346320]so true... Prototype + Gmod = W T F[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=60585][img]http://www.garrysmod.org/img/?t=dll&id=60585[/img][/url] prototype + gmod = Parkour
You know you played too much Gmod when you try to run across a bog thinking that if you sink through you can just jump straight back holding a jump key.
When you punch the school bully, he gets knocked flat, and you say "lol pwnt" out loud. (My school bully is 5' 3", just to clarify, and he dosn't use punches, he screams at people. What an idiot.|-) )
When you go to Ikea, come back with a new sofa and you point your hands at it and reach for the 'e' key to rotate it into place.
When its dark outside and you try to turn on your flashlight. I honestly yelled "why isnt my damn flashlight working?!" before i realised... wait... this is reality. When your dog jumps at you and you think "watch out for the head humpers!"
When you grab your keyboard where ever you go,And press "Q" alot.
Theres this game called hitman: Blood Money, that i had on my PS2 and when you pressed R2 (or whatever) the map opened, and it showed where enemies were, allies were and any other NPC's, and when i stopped playing this one time, i went downstairs, and didn't know where my parents were, and i couldn't work out why the map wouldn't work.
When you walk outside and yell "SV_CHEATS 1" "NOCLIP"!
When you don't bother leaving the house to get the bus to school, because you can drive there in your jalopy of just noclip there.
When there's a massive army of zombies, and you're shooting at a zombie but out of nowhere some other guy headshots the zombie and you say 'z0mg KSer!'
When someone goes mad and goes on a rampage shooting everyone, you accuse them of RDM. When you attempt to heal someone with some C4. When you write some code on a bit of paper, stick it to a brick and go around pointing at people shouting "!kill (Name)"
when you finally noclip after all those FAIL atemts (bad spelling rating here) or when you get bored of it obviosly (again bad spelling)
[quote=tmg;11161444]when you go to the store and buy gmod 10 2 times because you want gmod 20 :p[/quote] fail.
[QUOTE=Dlaor;11162236]When you want to spawn a headcrab in front of your teacher[/QUOTE] If only you could do that in real life...Mr. Warner would be one sorry bastard
[QUOTE=Neolithic v4;12012498]start killing jews[/QUOTE] im jewish thats very offensive Mr. Adolf
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