When you try to votemap out of a place you don't like.
When you see numbers on something you think to yourself:
ohh, that thing has numbers on it!
[QUOTE=Qisgod;11585302]When you make a mistake and look for the "Z" button. I seriously wish life had an undo button.[/QUOTE]
you see people with these ideas need to be scientists!
People with these ideas need to given a recipe and tools to reverse space and time!
Edit, when you think you can do it with a time reverse grenade mod...
When you see melons for sale you stand clear assuming its a noob trap.
When your gmod folder is huge
When your tired of teaching n00bz svn
When you spend your time building stuff to torture ur n00b brother with
When you have made your own toolgun, put it a paper slide that says "Easy weld" and start pointing at cars and trees while saying "pew! pew!"
When you start carrying your laptop bag by holding it like a pistol in front of you.
When you go do base jumping without a chute and keep screaming "V! V! V!" until you splat on the floor.
When you are at class and you think "if i had admin privilegies, i would disable the teacher's IA!"
When I is in ur garrysmod scriptin' ur LUA
When you hear a record or CD skipping and suddenly stopping, you scream in anger and furiously pound at an invisible windows key/Control + Alt + delete
You think you can get chicks to follow you using the NPC tool
You randomly swat the air with a crowbar
You weld a tin can to a shopping cart expecting it to be a thruster
Whenever you hear a tick noise, you look around for text
When you see a Dell computer, you smash it hoping that it doesn't disappear due to the breakable prop gib bug.
You think you can get a computer to work without any means of powering it.
When you are in a large crowd of people, you worry about some minge crowbar-ing you in the back.
When you build something in Woodshop class, you never lift it off the table in fear that it might spazz out if you do.
You say "Fuck taking LSD, I'll just go into the post process menu!"
When someone takes your stuff, you look around for the "Simple prop protection" menu
When you see someone buried at the beach, you think "Looks like a Mingebag just figured out noclip"
^ those are some good ones!! very original
When you are trying to put things in a box, struggling because the box isn't a hollow model.
When you want to gimp annoying people.
Actually...
When you tie a baloon to sombody, thinking he will float away because you set the force to 2000.
When you're attatching baloons to you school waiting for it to hit the skybox , and then destroy the baloons so it all will end up blown up on the street.
[QUOTE=Alders08;11162595]When you see a guy in the street wearing a gray suit and holding a suitcase and you shout "Oh my god its G-man!"[/QUOTE]
just wondering isn't it blue suit.. someone probably said this already :(
but when you jump in a lake and think you will never drown....and you do
[QUOTE=scotthid;11394628]When you think your in an RP server but can say "kill" to get out of prison.[/QUOTE]
that won't get you out of prison on darkrp anymore. :(
When you attempt to bunnyhop in real life
When you think about if only you could use a physgun to solve your problems and you think you can noclip through things.
When you start thinking of new mods in geometry and forget where the H#ll you are.
When you get the achievement one year.
when you go to radioshack and ask for wiremod
When you get lost in the woods and think you can click 'disconnect' to return home.
When a killer locks you in a small room and you try to use noclip to escape.
You look at the mountains and say "Wow, what an awesome 3D skybox!".
You try to reload a gun by pressing 'R', and think that you will keep all the remaining ammo from the magazine you ejected.
when you jump off a building and look for your noclip key, figured that one out the hard way....
and this one may have been said but, When you come to this thread only looking to post and not read anything
When you're in a foreign country on a business trip, and you see come cargo containers for sale in a construction lot, and then you call the number (on the company phone) and tell the man on the other end (in his language) to stop ****ing prop spamming his **** and posting about it.
When you yell 'Damn you Garry!" if something gets messed up after you found a good solution.
[QUOTE=DDieSpartan;11154053]Hell guys I remember once when I was playing ALOT of Halo I thought I saw a grunt standing in the middle of the street when I was driving some where.[/QUOTE]
That happend to me once too. I even tried running over it. The driver next to me told me I just ran over a stray dog. I didn't believe them.
I was going to make an andy joke, but decided against it.
When You Shout Out HAAAAAAAXXXXXXXX !!! and throw a computer monitor at someone
When you try and disconnect because roleplay got boring.
when you go to your local military base and ask "can I have the latest nuke pack please?, I plan to test it on the train into washington"
When you can't get to sleep because you think there's a zombie in your cupboard.
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