All my "friends" do that already. No joke.
That might explain why I rarely hang out with them.
when you try to build a submarine and drown.
You try to eat colourful bouncy ball when you are injured or sick.
You masturbate to Breen fucking Alyx.
[QUOTE=zender1994;19007307]You try to eat colourful bouncy ball when you are injured or sick.[/QUOTE]
You stole mine when I already posted look above you.
When you're in yoga class, and your looking for you're Physcannon to pose yourself. ...
...Lol
when you look at a lava lamp you try to right click it with the expression 2 tool out to see the holo code.
[QUOTE=DDieSpartan;11153912]When you go to Home Depot and ask if they have the latest PHX mod.[/QUOTE]
wow,that just made me laugh! XD!!!
When you dress up as a hobo and go around throwing bug balls at people and trying to rape random ladies on the street. Thinking you'll just get killed and come back to life.
When someone pisses you off you yell votekick
[QUOTE=yupyup;11154098]When you unlock the achievement "total play time 1 week"[/QUOTE]
*cough* You mean Total play time 1 year... Many people have the achievement "TPT 1 week". (TPT= Total Play Time.)... When you want a physgun and a toolgun for christmas/your birthday or when you do some random arrestable shit, get arrested, and yell V to get out of jail.
[QUOTE=TechMania;19084291]wow,that just made me laugh! XD!!![/QUOTE]
Yh itz so funneh XXXXXXXXXXXXXDddddDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
But seriously, When you go to an airport, give your ticket back and say, Ill noclip there...
[QUOTE=Alders08;11162595]When you see a guy in the street wearing a gray suit and holding a suitcase and you shout "Oh my god its G-man!"[/QUOTE]
HAHAHHA RLY BEST ONE YET
I have one! :D
When u see a white haired man with a brown suit and run like shit shouting "ITS DR. HAAAAX! GTFO!"
when you start umersufully beating random people with black batons and saying ZAP ZAP ZAP
and start talking to melons
When you buy a revolver and strap a mini computer-screen on it.
When you think a roast chicken is actually a headcrab lying down (without the mouth).
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a5/Roast_chicken.jpg[/img]
[img]http://itscliff.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/headcrab4tx.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=1legmidget;11184502]You know you play to much Gmod when you realize that there is another dimension outside your window, and when you go to check it out you realize its real life. Gmod has stolen my sanity. If any of you know how to get it back or where its keeping it...[/QUOTE]
Once Gmod takes it, its locked inside a vault full of squirrels and ravenous small children. If it can survive a week of that, then it usually returns it. If it's been more than a week, I'm sorry man but it's too late.
When killing friendly NPCs in slow motion (on single player) with a desert eagle gives you a boner.
True story ;_;
when you ask a police man " Where's your Arrest Stick? "
[QUOTE=TheRMF;19258215]When killing friendly NPCs in slow motion (on single player) with a desert eagle gives you a boner.
True story ;_;[/QUOTE]
Haha, so I'm not the only one?
(Yarp, my headcrab/chicken got a funneh)
When you think that it's safe to work with dynamite.
When your in a war and you think a turret is a fancy Gravity Gun.
When you look at a fizzy cup of root beer, and make a mental note to download "fizzmod" XD ( that just happened to me )
EDIT: How the hell is this informative?
when you think that nukes can and will lag then freeze the world.
Building a space ship and flying into the sun without burning.
Haha, seriously one time for a moment i tryed to open the Q menu, just for a little sec i though it`s possible . . . oh dude, that would be awesome.
When you say W, A, S or D to walk around.
when you fear cranes picking up jeeps because IT WILL CRASH THE WORLD MAN
i suppose only some people will get this
You play roleplay too much if steeping to a thing you try to press e and pick it up, you dont succes and start yelling: Glitched item!.
You play too much severance if you always walk around with a bat and hit everybody appearing sharply.
You play too much cider two if you try to buy a golf for 4200 dollars and SUCCESS!
You play too much roleplay if you always try to rasie your atributes.
You play too much gmod if, when you want to call somebody, you open steam overlay.
You play too much gmod if when bored you try to check servers of the Earth and join some DM.
You play too much gmod if you buy all the crowbars in tool shop near your home.
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