• You know you have played too much GMod when..
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When you go on your computer and say, THIS NEW WIREMOD IS EPIC!
[QUOTE=Hyperion;22933638]When you go on your computer and say, THIS NEW PC-MOD IS EPIC![/QUOTE] Fixed. You know you play to much gmod when you wake up saying "Wtf? When did i get THIS map!?"
[QUOTE=Neinman;22913041]When you start doing the crowbar attack animations when ever you have an actual crowbar in your hand.[/QUOTE] LOL I do that! a bit over 500 hours playtime
You try to kick someone from your game of kickball.
You know you've played too little Gmod when garry updates something, breaking the whole fucking game, and you're surprised.
When you see a flesh wound on somebody's arm and ask, "How did you get the flesh material on just your arm?"
you have dreams about throwing nukes at your friends with a physgun in the middle of the Indian ocean.
1. When you have nightmares of Gman doing the Macaron Chacaron.... 2. find yourself working on your PC an saying something like "I need an E2 gate" 3. find yourself watching the clock comparing game playtime with hours worked per week 4. When you goto home depot and ask where the coolant compressors and fusion reactors are. 5. Start doodling at work your next epic failure wire contraption. 6. Playing world of warcraft and look for a toolgun in the weapons inventory. 7. When you point your laser pointer at your boss and think an ion beam will zap them into the netherworld. 8. When you watch Apollo 13 or videos of rocket launch failures and say "done it" 9. When you put your gmod achievements on your resume'. 10. When you consider taking out an insurance policy for fear you might actually try to build or do some of a weird thing from the game. 11. When you play the HL2 soundtrack in your car on the way to work. 12. And last but not least... When you get on the intercom at work and recite lines from the city over-watch in a slight British accent. And as realistic as it is, Watch Jackass and compare to your gaming experiance...lol
[QUOTE=ashofthephoenix;22848302]When you say 'noclip' and then you try to move through walls.[/QUOTE] Why just "V"
When you have played too much GMod is a matter of opinion. My opinion says never. You can [i]never[/i] play too much GMod. Well, except if it kills you ...maybe
[QUOTE=MotherMinge;22961970]You know you've played too little Gmod when garry updates something, breaking the whole fucking game, and you're surprised.[/QUOTE] This is a great one.
when you unlock the secret phrase achivemnt (without googling it)
When you've downloaded every single nude ragdoll/player model/npc.
[QUOTE=John Zoidberg;22978609]When you've downloaded every single nude ragdoll/player model/npc.[/QUOTE] in addition to this quote: Or when you resort to garrysmod.org to get your porn fix for the day
When you point your TV remote on money, clicking all the buttons and saying "common! Dupe already" or when you try to attach thrusters to your car by nailing Cole cans on your rear bumper and when having sex with someone, you say "/me puts dick in pussy or when paying for shit in a store, you say "/dropmoney 100". When you are watching something from long range you say "shit, I need to turn up My graphics settings, its all blurry".
When you go outside and see an error in your neighbour parking because you dont have the last sickness models.
[QUOTE=DDieSpartan;11154053]Hell guys I remember once when I was playing ALOT of Halo I thought I saw a grunt standing in the middle of the street when I was driving some where.[/QUOTE] You might go to your doctor.
[Quote]When you are watching something from long range you say "shit, I need to turn up My graphics settings, its all blurry".[/Quote] Its called HD TV lol anyways.. You play too much Gmod when: Your having e2 withdraws at work Your afraid to open christmas gifts because you think any one of them may be a noob trap drive by a construction site and catch yourself saying "Dam thats alot of prop spam" See someone surfing at the beach and you yell "Prop Surfer!" When someone pisses you off and you scream "KICK BAN!" When you start thinking your desk clutter will cause the world to crash. Get a cramp in you ass muscle from sitting too long. When you start rick rolling people in gmod. I do wonder if in 5 - 10 year will gmod cause you to have flash backs like what military troops get...
I knew I played to much gmod once I tried leaving my room and a window popped up saying "buffer overflow" I haven't been able to leave since >:3
I knew I played too much GMod once I downloaded PCMod into my brain in attempt to upgrade my PSU and graphics card.
when you forget something and your trying to remember and you say "come on you laggy POS"
You know you have played too much gmod when you earn the "One Year" Achievement...or when you try to build a spaceship out a shipping container and cola cans...
When you could buy a car if you had worked at minimum wage for as long as you've played gmod... $8.40*2544hours=$21369.6 [url=http://profile.xfire.com/333bob333][img]http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/sh/type/0/333bob333.png[/img][/url]
You know you have played too much GMod when you still have a computer.
You know you have played too much gmod when garrys updates stop breaking the game.
[QUOTE=commander204;11150797]When you see someone bleeding and you say:[code]OMG, this is the best dismemberment mod that exist!!![/code][/QUOTE] What have I started.
When you start having nightmares about that cat...
You know that you play too much gmod if you always try to go in observer mode and ban this guy waiting for you with a bat behind that corner for RDM'ing much...
[QUOTE=Mjans;11154519]Like a smoke thing you has on the roofes[/QUOTE] wat
when you search the remover tool, while you're in front of your handy bills.
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