When you fall asleep at work and your boss fires you, you try to respawn.
[QUOTE=Smartguy5000]When you fall asleep at work and your boss fires you, you try to respawn.[/QUOTE]
It worked for me.
[QUOTE=jfmm]when you see a warning explosive on a barrel and you think it's an explosive barrel to play with
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when you think a crane is a toy
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when you adopt a ocean crab and name him lamar.
when you think regular crabs are headcrabs
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when you involentery draw the garrysmod startup icon on all your paper you get including tests,exams,homework,classwork.
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or when you go to the bathroom you can't see strait.[/QUOTE]
Lamarr's actualy a female. Just an FYI.
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[QUOTE=limulus54]if you stand there in micro center trying to adv dupe the latest ATI card.
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when you look over a city and say "cclient renderables overflow list group 7!"[/QUOTE]
Micro Center! Woot!
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[QUOTE=limulus54]if you stand there in micro center trying to adv dupe the latest ATI card.
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when you look over a city and say "cclient renderables overflow list group 7!"[/QUOTE]
Micro Center! Woot!
when you see puple and black stuff put together and say "what the hell i am missing a texture?!" i did this in my biology class
When you try to make a turret out of wheels and old Sub Machine Guns using a tool gun. And then say"." to make it shoot.
When you look at the clock and its past midnight XD
(this joke sucks)
You see a thread called "You know you have played to much gmod when" and want to use the remover tool on it.
You try to noclip through walls, and you call your boss the super admin. XD
Oh and you scream "Where my phys gun?!?!?!" in the morning.
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[QUOTE=Mooee]Lamarr's actualy a female. Just an FYI.
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Micro Center! Woot!
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Micro Center! Woot![/QUOTE]
Technically, Lamar is really gender nuetral (for now, but like it matters, it's dead anyway XD) Dr. Kleiner just named it after that famous actor, of whom I fogot the full name.
Just Saying XD
[QUOTE=Trainguyxx]Technically, Lamar is really gender nuetral (for now, but like it matters, it's dead anyway XD) Dr. Kleiner just named it after that famous actor, of whom I fogot the full name.
Just Saying XD[/QUOTE]
Hedy Lamarr? Doesn't HL2 have a reference from Blazing Saddles dealing with that?
When you jump off an airplane super high up in the air to see if the Sandbox blocks you.
True Story:
When I am driving around the countryside, and i see things made out of cinder blocks, or dilapidated barns, I get the odd impression that it will lag.
When you think you just re spawn after death.
Trying to find the Ban voice command,when your being robed.
Ya, its referring to Heady(sp check) Lamarr.
As for the joke:
You know you play too much Gmod when you go to homedepot and walk out with +100 cinder blocks planning to build yourself a new house. (almost did that today. :P)
you stand there blankly staring in the void filled by various gases in front of you using 99% of your brain to manifest objects from hammerspace.
Lol, nice.
When you attach doors to a go-kart
for wings and try to fly off the highway.
When you think that all materials are able to be welded together, even wood...
When you're like "hey, that'd be cool to make in garry's mod..., wouldn't it dad?"
[QUOTE=Alders08]When your having a seizer and you say "fucking laggy server piece of shit"[/QUOTE]Roll on floor laughing, BEST REASON
When you search your car to find the expression chips to tweak the steering.
When you try to duplicate your your wallet.
When you decide to take AP Physics and Triginomotery just to learn how to build and wire.
Calling an idiot a Mingebag, Then if you see the police, walking up to them and saying "Lol, Uber Admin?"
When you try to noclip through walls but end up in hospital or when you swear combine are after you. lol.
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You use your cat as a physgun
You know that you played too much Gmod when you try to lower the gravity with a virtual menu
Hi guys, Let me tell you a little something about someone called Samuel Hall.
He is 5'6" tall and has a penis that size of a cocktail stick.
He likes men, in 'that' way.
He thinks he can do anything he wants because it isn't on the rule list.
He doesn't respect everyone else. He called me Mr Clever, which is highly insulting in my culture. What a racist bastard.
He replys to threads just to say they are shit (this thread is shit though, but that's ok, garrys mod is shut too.)
He trolls all the time. I hate trolling, it is the worst thing you can do to another person, it doesn't take their feelings into account at all.
He thinks Garrys mod is the worst game ever and thinks Garry is a fucking idiot who can't even spell his own name properly.
He talks about warez in all the topics and always tells everyone about games he has pirated.
He keeps image tagging this image:
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Human_penis_erect.jpg[/img]
He thinks this is Gamefaqs, he doesnt spell properly
He makes Parody threads.
Join my campaign to get this piece of shit banned.
Jimmy (The guy fucking Samuel Halls mother)
p.s to the admins, you don't have to congratulate me for the public service i am doing by bringing this to the attention of all the other idiots who think Garrys mod is fun. I consider it an honour to help you fuckwits.
When you say the VoiP button just to talk.
When It's bright outside and you say "Turn the fucking bloom down admin!"
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