You know you have played too much GMod when.. - Garry's Mod

You tell the electrician "I can hook it up myself, I know how to use wiremod". You tell construction workers "Stop using so many welds, you'll lag the server" Edit: Actually, GMOD hasn't affected me too bad. When I played too much tf2, i got paranoid whenever someone stepped behind me (and had several friendly fire incedents in other FPSes.) And after a lot of oblivion, I kept getting the urge to quicksave and do something stupid (like throw my monitor into a wall).

When you have poor eyesight, and screaming like crazy saying "WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH my GRAPHICS CARD!"

Lol this has happened to me before. When you look in a dark corner and expect a flashlight to come on.

When you're best friend is telling you to stop cause you're on it too much. :( But then goes and plays WoW every day. :v: Hypocrite.

I don't know if this has been posted but: You're getting arrested and you say "no no please don't ban me!"

When you say commands out loud, thinking it'll spawn items or let you buy guns. When you look for your face poser every time you make a face, until you realize that you're being stupid. When the school bully starts hitting you you call him a "punchwhore" or "dmer".

[QUOTE=GoldenDragon]When you shoot a bathtub and the ground next to it repeatedly with a relvolver and yell "WHY ISN'T IT DUPLICATING!?"[/QUOTE] You need to right-click first. [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=DragonJTS] And after a lot of oblivion, I kept getting the urge to quicksave and do something stupid (like throw my monitor into a wall).[/QUOTE] Lol. .

yesterday i was at the ice skating rink and a few 10 year old girls wouldn't stop screaming [quote] FUCKING SHIT BITCH [quote] to try and be funny, so i looked up at the ceiling, made a 360 phx plate, no collided it with the ceiling, added turrets and said "5"

[QUOTE=kamikaze470]When you have poor eyesight, and screaming like crazy saying "WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH my GRAPHICS CARD!"[/QUOTE] Yeah my 'graphics card' is broken, my entire screen is blurred :( I need a form of patch to clear the image up :v:

When you go to the beach and wonder how they got the water to move so well

When you think your cat is a headcrab since you downloaded the Cat headcrab replacement [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=Phazonaddict]Yeah my 'graphics card' is broken, my entire screen is blurred :( I need a form of patch to clear the image up :v:[/QUOTE] lol. i was thinking of something like that a couple of days ago

[QUOTE=solidsteel21]when you see something with the colors purple and black and say "what the fuck am i missing these textures?!" i really almost said that in my biology class lol[/QUOTE] Something like that happens to me. I just get pissed when I see the colors purple and black.

When you crowbar watermelons

When you try to open a door by saying "E".

When you think when you say "E" you will pick up what ever your looking at

When you think you have 100 HP, and falling down from buildings take 10 from you.

You start calling your friends by their steam ID's in real life.

[QUOTE=BlackRazor88]When you try to noclip off a building but end up in the street :([/QUOTE] End up in the street all wonked up

You know you've played gmod too much when: A) When you try to talk to someone and your hand goes to press an invisible Y button. B) You have a dream about living in gmod. C) You walk around everywhere with a 5 foot lego replication of D0g. All of these except C are, disturbingly, true stories :tizzy:

[QUOTE=dotToxic] lol. i was thinking of something like that a couple of days ago[/QUOTE] I might send them back to the manufacturer for my warranty, heh.

When you try to pickup the soda bottle that's next to your monitor using your cursor. Goddamn.

You know you've been playing too much gmod is when you say "q" to spawn something, and it works! O.o

When you see a forum game as old as this on Facepunch. :emo:

You know you play too much Gmod when: You smash a jeep in to a load of explosive barrels, then tell the doctor that you'll respawn anyway.

When you start hear people saying "pick up that can"

When you start seeyng nude alyx

When you think you can weld something mid-air and then stand on it...

When it's 1:16Am in the morning, Wait that's the time right now i better go.

When your bitching about a $10 game.

When you tell your friend to noclip on to a building to get the soccer ball down.