When you try use a stargate to get to work/school, and failing that, a hoverboard made of a plank.
THEN you try spawn a headcrab infront of your teacher, and ride a bathtub home, killing several scientists on the way.
Well, This is my first Post here.
as for my Joke,
You know you have played too much Garrysmod When, Your freind at school writes on your paper and you Yell "DELETE IT!!!!"
its [b]Friend[/b]
You played too much Gmod when
in school you made 600 mistakes in school and get instakilled for reason "DUMB"
that's why i was banned here last time..
When you think building air planes and cars are 15 minute jobs.
When you call people "minge bags" in real life.
[QUOTE=Des431]When you start thinking you can fly, just by saying 'V'[/QUOTE]
I do that.
When your beside the wall to your classroom at your locker and you keep trying to hit V for noclip.
^ True Story
When you create a religion that worships Garry Newman.
When you keep running headfirst into walls shouting "V" really loud.
When you get kicked out of a store and tell the manager that he is "abusing his admin power!"
when you think you can build a little space ship out of a tube with big gapping holes in it and one air tank with a car battery
When you run around, swinging a crowbar at the ground.
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When you keep trying to download nude skins.
[QUOTE=-The_D-]When you try to pickup the soda bottle that's next to your monitor using your cursor.
Goddamn.[/QUOTE]
I have done this so many times!!!
whean you go in shower and try to turn knob with invisable phys gun. try to pose sleeping freinds doing the nasty. whean its hot out and say i hate de_dust. whean you eat chinse food and say: darn good food you make admin!. whean you play music for pepole at places. whean your bored and want to join a diffrent server. whean you eat a melon and say: repect the melon!.
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in real life i was walking in the snow and sayed OUT LOUD NEAR MY ANTI GAME FREIND: i like GM_snowstruct.
When you are on an airplane and you start yelling, "STOP CLIMBING! WE ARE ABOUT TO HIT THE SKY BOX!"
[QUOTE=-The_D-]When you try to pickup the soda bottle that's next to your monitor using your cursor.
Goddamn.[/QUOTE]
That actually happens to me. lol
I was extremely tired once, and I tried to open up the spawn menu in my head.
I knew I'd played too much Garry's Mod when it stopped being fun.
[QUOTE=-The_D-]When you try to pickup the soda bottle that's next to your monitor using your cursor.
Goddamn.[/QUOTE]
I wish I could get into a game that much.
When you can hear the tool gun shooting sound in your head.
I am not going through 6 pages of thread to see if this was posted but i actually looked at buildings a few times and said i can make that in the Map Maker.
When you get an after school detention and play gmod in your head for an hour.
Truth.
[QUOTE=kukiric]When you say Y before saying anything else.
An old, but good one.[/QUOTE]
Most times i type, I put Y in front of it now :|
Lucky i have spell check.
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When you think the Cops will not catch you with a gun because it is in your "Inventory"
[QUOTE=Him1411]When you get an after school detention and play gmod in your head for an hour.
Truth.[/QUOTE]
i done that once
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When you See Someone with a purple and black checked bag and you say to them "o.m.g have you got a missing texture and then just walk on" they look at you like W.T.F
That's a true story i do it all the time
[QUOTE=Themingemac]and by the way mine gmod playtime is 467,4
[/QUOTE]
What. Two weeks equal 336 hours, assuming you play non-stop.
When you try to walk though a wall thinking you have noclip on.
[QUOTE=rysnyper455]When you can hear the tool gun shooting sound in your head.[/QUOTE]
That Happens to me all the time! And, If any of you play Mabinogi, I always hear the menu opening!
As for my joke, You know you have played too much Gmod when:
You try to shoot a combine ball out of your ruler at a teacher. Sorry if its lame... lol. :)
You know you've played too much GMod when you tap 1 three times and click to move the windows on your desktop
Eh? EH!?
you know you've played too much Gmod when you try to use the weight tool and lighten a dryer to take home and use it for Roleplay
You know you've played too much Gmod when you keep screaming "OH MY GOD, INVIVSIBLE ZOMBIES! RUN!!".
When you keep complaining how you keep running out of sprint
When you want to code your self something to do stuff for you.
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