Trouble in Terrorist Town - Post your Embarrassing, Odd, Epic, or Ridiculous Moments

[A Lost Sandwich]

[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;31009023]A 10 year old joined the server I was on and started talking like he was so awesome and then he saw a Traitor kill someone. He then decides to say into his mic "Examplenamehere just killed that dude!" and everyone refuses to believe him so he says "no, trust me! Press tab and it says he's Missing In Action!"

I then proceeded to kill him since only Traitors can see who's MIA and he was Traitor. So he sold out himself and his Traitor buddy and then called me a RDMer. :v:[/QUOTE]

I remember my first round ever being the traitor on ttt_lost_temple. I thought I was still an innocent and I couldn't understand why everyone had Ts above there head so I shot randomly but luckily got away with it after I realized I was a traitor. *facepalm*

[QUOTE=deaded38;31006207]It's funny that you say that because apparently I had a script enforcer bypass that [I]didn't[/I] work in the first place and I [I]forgot[/I] about it as well. It's also funny that they will unban people who did hack, but not the ones who didn't.[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure that their bans when it comes to hacks are permanent unless maybe that person was a very active member of the community and didn't mean to use them. You've got to admit that a random unban request from an unknown banned user may be denied.

I was on a PERP server once when I was active on it. I saw an admin abusing his powers and luckily was screen recording everything. When I reported it along with the video I was banned for "Hacks" as all my props were wireframed in the video due to Gmod being retarded on the Mac (Gmod for the Mac was screwed up at the time). Luckily I had my other community administrators on the server who were also using the Mac version to back me up when talking to the owner and I was unbanned.

[Megalan]

[video=youtube;QM9yX0xshDQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM9yX0xshDQ[/video]

not mine, but still epic

[Smartlord]

This all happened in one round, and no one ever found the bodies. :v:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/92DUy.jpg[/img]
(Resized by me since the original was fucking huge)

[A Lost Sandwich]

[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;31019734]This all happened in one round, and no one ever found the bodies. :v:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/92DUy.jpg[/img]
(Resized by me since the original was fucking huge)[/QUOTE]

XD What map was that?

[deaded38]

[QUOTE=A Lost Sandwich;31015234]I'm pretty sure that their bans when it comes to hacks are permanent unless maybe that person was a very active member of the community and didn't mean to use them. You've got to admit that a random unban request from an unknown banned user may be denied.[/QUOTE]

This is why I don't like big communities. They all think they have to ban everyone for stupid shit because they're so "awsom and we haz playerbais" and then all the oldfags back them up because the admins are special or something. Don't tell me what I said is a lie. I owned a roleplay server for awhile and people would suck up to me because I was the owner. I've seen this more than once and ECG is a good example. Maybe I just don't like servers that give respected members some sort of great immunity from being banned. Now I have FRAPS to ensure that stupid community admins/members don't say someone is hacking when they aren't.

[editline]10th July 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=A Lost Sandwich;31022638]XD What map was that?[/QUOTE]

I think that's ttt_whitehouse_b2. Pretty good map.

[goluffy]

[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;31019734]This all happened in one round, and no one ever found the bodies. :v:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/92DUy.jpg[/img]
(Resized by me since the original was fucking huge)[/QUOTE]

You make me remember when one of my fellow traitor sold himself out when he said: I hanged the corpse, because he asked someone to hang the body.
Everybody then said: Only traitors do that.
And then he headshotted a guy and got away with it.

[Smartlord]

[QUOTE=A Lost Sandwich;31022638]XD What map was that?[/QUOTE]
Like deaded said, it's ttt_whitehouse.

Pretty good map though too small for my taste. (most hallways are one person wide, which makes it annoying to get around)

[Moupi]

i know a server. it's ttt 24/7 but since there's no password pubbies can just join and then the abuse starts. the server features alyx spam and unlimited prop force-o-meter. fun times are had because most of the time i just kill any pub i see and nobody even cares

[Smartlord]

[QUOTE=Moupi;31028144]i know a server. it's ttt 24/7 but since there's no password pubbies can just join and then the abuse starts. the server features alyx spam and unlimited prop force-o-meter. fun times are had because most of the time i just kill any pub i see and nobody even cares[/QUOTE]
I usually play on a 24/7 TTT server with no password and it's fine. We barely get any trolls or griefers since we have a good banning system.

[prop_physic]

I remember when on roy the ship i was traitor and then we group up. Then everyone have come front side of the ship. One from traitors said that we need choose some from person witch one to kill.i Choose one person to kill.When he was counting to 3 randomly innoncent sniper killed innoncent from boat. Then massive killing spree happend. After this we finished sniper on boat. The end.

[GLH]

[QUOTE=Moupi;31028144]i know a server. it's ttt 24/7 but since there's no password pubbies can just join and then the abuse starts. the server features alyx spam and unlimited prop force-o-meter. fun times are had because most of the time i just kill any pub i see and nobody even cares[/QUOTE]
What do you mean by ''alyx spam''? The TTT server I go to doesn't have that :S
OT: I managed to kill 2 guys standing next to each other with a shotgun, stabbing the detective with a knife as he screamed with his 9 year old voice that I was a traitor, snipe 2 guys. Only to be pushed into the sea (the map we were playing had a trigger_hurt in the water) on accident >.>

[Blazyd]

On Richland i propsurfed into the attic ledge, opened the window thing and saw a guy hanging unidentified bodies. Then he was the unidentified body.

[Moupi]

[QUOTE=GLH;31054048]What do you mean by ''alyx spam''? The TTT server I go to doesn't have that :S
[/QUOTE]
the admin spawn alyx from half-life 2 over and over again

[Fub4r69]

My most epic moment was earlier today on ttt_island17.

I loaded up my scriptenforcer bypass and aimbot and waited patiently to become traitor.

I was on a 24 man server, so I knew that shit would hit the fan when I became a traitor. Bang there it is. The flash of red in the bottom of the screen. "Traitor".

I bought a silenced pistol and headed down to the beach (a good area to snipe from and see most of the map). I popped 2 guys on the way. No hesitation. They fell to the floor. There is no going back now.
I pick up a scout on the floor. Someone comes round the corner and sees me running from the dead bodies. Pop. Not a problem.
I reach the beach. My wallhacks show me there are about 12 players in the lighthouse, most of which heading to the top. I pull out my sniper rifle. Pew. Pew. Pew. Pew. Three innocents and a detective drop.
The rest of the players in the lighthouse rush to see what the commotion on the top floor is. Pew. Pew. Pew. One by one they drop as well. All my traitor friends are dead at this point, and there is one guy left.
He is visible on my wallhack, and is afk. I run up to him and place a C4. Setting the timer to a few seconds before the round ends.

Now I sit and wait patiently. I can only imagine the sheer amounts of rage that would be coming from the spectators.
To make things interesting I mic spam the music I was listening to at the moment.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

The round ends.
I have 13 kills to my name.

Banned.

[img]http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn105/walkseva/ManlyTearsHaveBeenShed.jpg[/img]

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[Sergeant Stacker]

[QUOTE=Fub4r69;31101510]

I loaded up my scriptenforcer bypass and aimbot and waited patiently to become traitor.

Banned.

[/QUOTE]

That's what you get for using hacks.

[Smartlord]

So you used hacks.

And we're supposed to be impressed?

[Vince W/Shamwow]

I usually say "It was me all along", throw a discombobulator and jump off the lighthouse.

I only do it when I'm not Traitor or Detective.

Oh yea I also turn into vending machines and fling into the water to chase the boat in RoytheShip

You're fastest if you're a crate in the water.

[Fub4r69]

[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;31104397]So you used hacks.

And we're supposed to be impressed?[/QUOTE]

What makes you think I am trying to impress you........

I'm pretty sure you misread the title of the thread.
The title is "Post your Embarrassing, Odd, Epic, or Ridiculous Moments".

What I posted was my most epic moment.

Now at what point, does the OP ask to post your most impressive TTT moment. No he doesn't.

I do not go out of my way to impress the group of teenagers (most of which prepubescent) that frequent facepunch. I have been a member since Novemeber 2006, and I only have 53 posts. Each post including high quality reading material.

If I wanted to impress you, I would pm you a picture of my penis. Inb4 Chris Hansen.

(Wow strong life btw. You have nearly 5000 posts in less than a year. Posts per day 18.93 )

[Infernus]

[QUOTE=Fub4r69;31107411]What makes you think I am trying to impress you........

I'm pretty sure you misread the title of the thread.
The title is "Post your Embarrassing, Odd, Epic, or Ridiculous Moments".

What I posted was my most epic moment.

Now at what point, does the OP ask to post your most impressive TTT moment. No he doesn't.

I do not go out of my way to impress the group of teenagers (most of which prepubescent) that frequent facepunch. I have been a member since Novemeber 2006, and I only have 53 posts. Each post including high quality reading material.

If I wanted to impress you, I would pm you a picture of my penis. Inb4 Chris Hansen.

(Wow strong life btw. You have nearly 5000 posts in less than a year. Posts per day 18.93 )[/QUOTE]

"Epic:

n.
1. An extended narrative poem in elevated or dignified language, celebrating the feats of a legendary or traditional hero.
2. A literary or dramatic composition that resembles an extended narrative poem celebrating heroic feats.
3. A series of events considered appropriate to an epic: the epic of the Old West.

adj.
1. Of, constituting, having to do with, or suggestive of a literary epic: an epic poem.
2. Surpassing the usual or ordinary, particularly in scope or size: "A vast musical panorama . . . it requires an epic musical understanding to do it justice" (Tim Page).
3. Heroic and impressive in quality: "Here in the courtroom . . . there was more of that epic atmosphere, the extra amperage of a special moment" (Scott Turow)."

Which meaning were you attempting to convey?

[Fub4r69]

[QUOTE=Infernus;31108363]"Epic:

n.
1. An extended narrative poem in elevated or dignified language, celebrating the feats of a legendary or traditional hero.
2. A literary or dramatic composition that resembles an extended narrative poem celebrating heroic feats.
3. A series of events considered appropriate to an epic: the epic of the Old West.

adj.
1. Of, constituting, having to do with, or suggestive of a literary epic: an epic poem.
2. Surpassing the usual or ordinary, particularly in scope or size: "A vast musical panorama . . . it requires an epic musical understanding to do it justice" (Tim Page).
3. Heroic and impressive in quality: "Here in the courtroom . . . there was more of that epic atmosphere, the extra amperage of a special moment" (Scott Turow)."

Which meaning were you attempting to convey?[/QUOTE]

What? You just learned how to google search?

It's pretty obvious which meaning the OP wanted to "convey". If it isn't you are dumb.

It was my most epic moment in my opinion.

[Itsjustguy]

[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596941143003514836/886C75CA90855BDD7F0BA74C21F9D611A7BE767B/[/img]

Fucking traitors.

[editline]14th July 2011[/editline]

[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596942125446873070/791902C779E344E1773B0D5D2769DD580447581A/[/img]
I also got dick-knifed :(

[Infernus]

[QUOTE=Fub4r69;31108403]What? You just learned how to google search?

It's pretty obvious which meaning the OP wanted to "convey". If it isn't you are dumb.

It was my most epic moment in my opinion.[/QUOTE]
Was I talking to the OP? Well, we still don't think that hacks are impressive. If you believe it to be epic, and, if using the same meaning as I thought you were, was also impressive, then you DID think using hacks was impressive. Hacks certainly are not out of the ordinary, nor a literary epic either, so it couldn't be the other adjective meanings there.

[Smartlord]

[QUOTE=Fub4r69;31107411]What makes you think I am trying to impress you........

I'm pretty sure you misread the title of the thread.
The title is "Post your Embarrassing, Odd, Epic, or Ridiculous Moments".

What I posted was my most epic moment.

Now at what point, does the OP ask to post your most impressive TTT moment. No he doesn't.

I do not go out of my way to impress the group of teenagers (most of which prepubescent) that frequent facepunch. I have been a member since Novemeber 2006, and I only have 53 posts. Each post including high quality reading material.

If I wanted to impress you, I would pm you a picture of my penis. Inb4 Chris Hansen.

(Wow strong life btw. You have nearly 5000 posts in less than a year. Posts per day 18.93 )[/QUOTE]

It's not epic if you had an unfair advantage.

And it's hilarious how your defense is "LOL YOU HAVE NO LIFE LOOK AT YOUR POSTS AND BTW I CAN DO MATH."

And you said if you wanted to "impress us" you'd give us a picture of your penis, how mature of you.

[Sergeant Stacker]

[QUOTE=Fub4r69;31107411]
(Wow strong life btw. You have nearly 5000 posts in less than a year. Posts per day 18.93 )[/QUOTE]

Maybe some people have more spare time than you.

[Region]

i freaked out and shot someone in the face by accident which resulted in killing him. we were both inno D:

[Fub4r69]

[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;31116226]It's not epic if you had an unfair advantage.

And it's hilarious how your defense is "LOL YOU HAVE NO LIFE LOOK AT YOUR POSTS AND BTW I CAN DO MATH."

And you said if you wanted to "impress us" you'd give us a picture of your penis, how mature of you.[/QUOTE]

My defence?

Lol it's an extra line at the bottom of my post in brackets. I'm not trying to defend anything, or impress anyone.

I do not care about your opinion. I enjoy aimbotting, and hearing people cry in their mic. I just thought I would share my epic story with you.

[Dr. Awkward]

im banned on like 60% of servers in america

[Sergeant Stacker]

[QUOTE=Fub4r69;31118472]My defence?

Lol it's an extra line at the bottom of my post in brackets. I'm not trying to defend anything, or impress anyone.

I do not care about your opinion. I enjoy aimbotting, and hearing people cry in their mic. I just thought I would share my epic story with you.[/QUOTE]
But it isn't epic :downs:

[Smartlord]

[QUOTE=Sergeant Stacker;31126183]But it isn't epic :downs:[/QUOTE]
It would've been epic if he wasn't using hacks and didn't know where everyone was at all times.

[Infernus]

[QUOTE=Fub4r69;31118472]My defence?

Lol it's an extra line at the bottom of my post in brackets. I'm not trying to defend anything, or impress anyone.

I do not care about your opinion. I enjoy aimbotting, and hearing people cry in their mic. I just thought I would share my epic story with you.[/QUOTE]
If you don't care about other's opinion, why post on an online forum? Contradicting yourself there. And, for the last time, it is not an epic story.