Shit that gets you mad in Gmod - Garry's Mod

how the fuck were you guys not banned from that ponyrp. i always get banned if i troll like that :/

I've made a group called "Facepunch Meet Ups" it's currently invite only since we only want close friends/FP members in the group so if you want to be invited add [URL="http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198132360087"]me[/URL] , Also I will talk with Joey and we could use the groups event system to plan the next PonyRP meetup.

Corporate servers. You know, the ones that refer to its administrators as 'employees'. The ones that make thousands in donations every month by ripping off twelve year old kids. The ones where everyone waddles around with a stick up their ass, since they have to be 'professional' and 'businesslike'. So fucking annoying.

[QUOTE=Monkah;46334398]Corporate servers. You know, the ones that refer to its administrators as 'employees'. The ones that make thousands in donations every month by ripping off twelve year old kids. The ones where everyone waddles around with a stick up their ass, since they have to be 'professional' and 'businesslike'. So fucking annoying.[/QUOTE] The Cube Servers Inc.

It saddens me that most of the server types people complain about here actually get lots of traffic/donations

[QUOTE=NiandraLades;46335855]It saddens me that most of the server types people complain about here actually get lots of traffic/donations[/QUOTE] its the darkrp business model (selling lots of powerful perks and admin)

When people say that players with high ping are causing lag to the server. It's not that, it's because you have a very shitty host.

People that ask something (that is on the FAQ/guide/manual/whatever), and ignore you when you answer them. Then they leave the server because they don't know how to do so.

[QUOTE=Knoxed;46336108]its the darkrp business model (selling lots of powerful perks and admin)[/QUOTE] TTT Screws you over in donations unless you sell admin and OP Perks, but I still do neither.

[QUOTE=buu342;46287038]KILL ME (insert comments)[/QUOTE] Same. [T]http://i.imgur.com/xwB78zG.jpg[/T] [T]http://i.imgur.com/dNBpBgO.jpg[/t] I'm grateful that people enjoy the content we produce and that they've given us so many subs and I'm definitely glad to fix bugs when they come up, but sometimes they do this stuff and it's...it's concerning. Best part is that I'm writing most of my disclaimers in the comments section. People literally scroll past the description, bugs thread, FAQ thread, AND my comments to comment that something's broken. Still, this doesn't nearly compare to how bad your problem is, Buu.

[QUOTE=Spastik2D;46338585]Same. [T]http://i.imgur.com/xwB78zG.jpg[/T] [T]http://i.imgur.com/dNBpBgO.jpg[/t] I'm grateful that people enjoy the content we produce and that they've given us so many subs and I'm definitely glad to fix bugs when they come up, but sometimes they do this stuff and it's...it's concerning. Best part is that I'm writing most of my disclaimers in the comments section. People literally scroll past the description, bugs thread, FAQ thread, AND my comments to comment that something's broken. Still, this doesn't nearly compare to how bad your problem is, Buu.[/QUOTE] Sometimes I think it's less that they're not reading, but that some people can't extrapolate that 1 + 1 = 2. That they are some unique snowflake, when it comes to their problem.

[QUOTE=Coble;46338995]Sometimes I think it's less that they're not reading, but that some people can't extrapolate that 1 + 1 = 2. That they are some unique snowflake, when it comes to their problem.[/QUOTE] Well. There's too many special snowflakes that can't do the simple task of reading the description if something isn't working just right. We should be calling them the 'Common Stupid Snowflake'.

I don't know how many people here get this, but a lot of my Workshop stuff has double the subscribers it has views, so that gave me the impression that most people just don't fucking read in the first place

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[QUOTE=NiandraLades;46342877]I don't know how many people here get this, but a lot of my Workshop stuff has double the subscribers it has views, so that gave me the impression that most people just don't fucking read in the first place[/QUOTE] It's probably peoples subscribing through gmod without going on the workshop page.

My only workshop upload has quadruple the subscribers to views. When it got uploaded, it quickly started garnering subscribers until it suddenly leveled off at the 2 week mark at 12,000 subscribers. It confused me, I didn't know why it suddenly got popular nor did I know why the views stopped coming in, but I was super happy that something I made has garnered more than 1,000 views, let alone 10,000. Then I found a 16 minute video with 500,000 views featuring my map and figuratively died from happiness. Then I watched the video and, well, I'm not sure what to think of this Venturiantale guy. I like that he made my map views shoot up, but oh my god that video was pretty awful, it was nothing but improv roleplay. The map's not even made for rp, it was for zombie survival.

[QUOTE=NiandraLades;46342877]I don't know how many people here get this, but a lot of my Workshop stuff has double the subscribers it has views, so that gave me the impression that most people just don't fucking read in the first place[/QUOTE] Maybe your stuff is being put into collections?

[QUOTE=Humin;46343906]My only workshop upload has quadruple the subscribers to views. When it got uploaded, it quickly started garnering subscribers until it suddenly leveled off at the 2 week mark at 12,000 subscribers. It confused me, I didn't know why it suddenly got popular nor did I know why the views stopped coming in, but I was super happy that something I made has garnered more than 1,000 views, let alone 10,000. Then I found a 16 minute video with 500,000 views featuring my map and figuratively died from happiness. Then I watched the video and, well, I'm not sure what to think of this Venturiantale guy. I like that he made my map views shoot up, but oh my god that video was pretty awful, it was nothing but improv roleplay. The map's not even made for rp, it was for zombie survival.[/QUOTE] This is venturiantale all together. They "review" for about 5 seconds and then proceed to mess around with other mods while screaming with high pitched voices (don't get me started on the main girl's voice) They did a "review" on "my" horror snpc, but what they showed is exactly the opposite of what the snpc does. [editline]yff[/editline] Also, tiny pet peeve of mine, I HATE how they add an exclemation mark to their video title EVERY TIME. It's like they're screaming for attention!

Somehow my very badly made first addon/lua project has +10,000 subscribers. I don't even know if it still works :v:

guy with his twitch channel url in his name came into my ttt server, i check out his page and he was streaming with his friends. The first thing i heard from them is "Lets rdm that series guy". they didnt last very long before getting banned moral of the story: dont be a dumbass by putting your twitch channel in your name while being a generic "LETS ARR DEE EHM ON RANDOM SERVER GUIS" gmod player

When you want to build a magnificent pirate ship THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU FLY OFF WHEN IT GOES FORWARD!

[QUOTE=pilot;46347258]When you want to build a magnificent pirate ship THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU FLY OFF WHEN IT GOES FORWARD![/QUOTE] When you want to build anything that doesn't fly apart into a million pieces and crashes the server because you looked at vphysics funny

If any of you are interested in helping with the raids on PonyRP... [url]https://db.tt/YfWM47w7[/url] Download this uniform and put it into a PAC 3 folder. If you want to go about customizing it for your own individual taste, feel free to do so.

[IMG]http://a.pomf.se/xlapei.png[/IMG] :suicide:

[QUOTE=buu342;46344322] I HATE how they add an exclemation mark to their video title EVERY TIME. It's like they're screaming for attention![/QUOTE] gee, ya think?

[QUOTE=buu342;46344322]This is venturiantale all together. They "review" for about 5 seconds and then proceed to mess around with other mods while screaming with high pitched voices (don't get me started on the main girl's voice) They did a "review" on "my" horror snpc, but what they showed is exactly the opposite of what the snpc does. [editline]yff[/editline] Also, tiny pet peeve of mine, I HATE how they add an exclemation mark to their video title EVERY TIME. It's like they're screaming for attention![/QUOTE] I think what bothers me the most is how Venturian is probably making at least minimum wage just doing his videos.

[QUOTE=BFG9000;46348337]I think what bothers me the most is how Venturian is probably making at least minimum wage just doing his videos.[/QUOTE] Even if you calculate using some of the lower rates youtube pays out to partners it's pretty apparent he's making decent money with his videos. You can't just say "3 dollars per 1000 views, multiply that by video views, duh!" because youtube doesn't always make you watch an ad, and some people use adblock, etc. He's probably not buying yachts or anything anytime soon, but I'd wager he pays his bills with a nice chunk left.

[QUOTE=BFG9000;46348337]I think what bothers me the most is how Venturian is probably making at least minimum wage just doing his videos.[/QUOTE] do pointless, meaningless shit that any schmuck could do without any training, earn minimum wage sounds like a pretty average minimum wage job to me

problem is that any hard-working janitor, McDonald's line operator, or waiter is tenfold more respectable than a guy who makes videos of his shitty "gmod gameplay" and makes more than most of those occupations I've just listed. He's not like some commentators whose ideas and input are actually worth listening to, he doesn't innovate in his videos, and he's pretty much getting loadsamone for nothing. [editline]27th October 2014[/editline] like, what kind of society is this where shittily commentated let's plays are valued more than foodservice or sanitation?

[QUOTE=LennyPenny;46347822][IMG]http://a.pomf.se/xlapei.png[/IMG] :suicide:[/QUOTE] Goodness me that is useful. Release it right this instant.