Shit that gets you mad in Gmod

[TheMrFailz]

[QUOTE=Giggle;46984975]Servers with conflicting addons, multiple weapon packs, or features that just go against other features. Examples are Pac3 with pointshop, m9k with any other weapon pack, TDM cars and Scars, [B]WAC and Neurotech[/B], etc.

It just feels like one will outdamage, outclass, or just render the other pointless, and it feels like unnecessary content that you end up having to download to avoid an error[/QUOTE]

Wac vs. Neurotech is particularly bad. Wac can literally do nothing vs. neurotech besides kamakazing.

(Neurotech is to Wac what Aimbot is to other players.)

[Seris]

[QUOTE=TheMrFailz;46986578]Wac vs. Neurotech is particularly bad. Wac can literally do nothing vs. neurotech besides kamakazing.

(Neurotech is to Wac what Aimbot is to other players.)[/QUOTE]

They are both pretty inconvenient addons, im not going to take the time to download a huge vehicle pack so i dont see errors for 1 server. and WAC is a piece of garbage because even if i do try to get [i]all[/i] of the vehicles someone ends up spawning the 1 vehicle i dont have and my FPS drops to 12 because WAC spams you with missing sounds.

Also this:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/jumTPlY.png[/img]
After 5 workshop addons with about 15,000-30,000 subscribers each i have not received a single dollar, and in the description i state that it is completely optional to donate.

[Joey Skylynx]

Not sure how my suggestion will fly on the Garry's Mod request GitHub, but I'm seriously hoping that the duplicator tool and the duplicator aspect of the workshop is removed in favor of having Advanced Duplicator 2 as a vanilla tool.

[Grixis]

[QUOTE=AJ10017;46986664]
Also this:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/jumTPlY.png[/img]
After 5 workshop addons with about 15,000-30,000 subscribers each i have not received a single dollar, and in the description i state that it is completely optional to donate.[/QUOTE]

That's hilariously ironic, people get pissy when you put the option up for donations for stuff you work hard on but don't bat an eye when every Dark RP server has some sort of donator job list or some perks you get for throwing money at them.

[Seris]

The 'Ideas Guy' has arrived.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/iiMiReN.png[/img]

[quote][b]Quote from the description on all my addons:[/b] If you would like me to create a custom weapon for you or your server [i][b](at a small cost)[/b][/i], you can contact me via email at [email][e-mail][/email], please do not add me on steam as i reject most random requests. [/quote]

[ExtReMLapin]

[QUOTE=AJ10017;46986664]They are both pretty inconvenient addons, im not going to take the time to download a huge vehicle pack so i dont see errors for 1 server. and WAC is a piece of garbage because even if i do try to get [i]all[/i] of the vehicles someone ends up spawning the 1 vehicle i dont have and my FPS drops to 12 because WAC spams you with missing sounds.

Also this:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/jumTPlY.png[/img]
After 5 workshop addons with about 15,000-30,000 subscribers each i have not received a single dollar, and in the description i state that it is completely optional to donate.[/QUOTE]

Peoples are stupid, don't listen to them.
They think making addons takes 10 mins.
And yeah, it will not be easy to get donations by making addons for gmod, the only guy i know (not personaly) who get donations because of his work is the author of ENB Series.

[RzDat]

Shitty servers that require you to download 100+ addons and only use like 10 of them while the rest are restricted or donor-only.

Also why do you need so many cars for one server? I swear to god these downloads filled like 4GB on my pc.

[Sestze]

[QUOTE=RzDat;46987974]Shitty servers that require you to download 100+ addons and only use like 10 of them while the rest are restricted or donor-only.

Also why do you need so many cars for one server? I swear to god these downloads filled like 4GB on my pc.[/QUOTE]
Ever wanted the feeling that you were building something really cool without actually having to build anything?

That's why WAC/SCARs/Neurotech are so popular.

[Grixis]

[QUOTE=AJ10017;46987671]The 'Ideas Guy' has arrived.

*insert horror*[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that's what happens when people figure out you know how to code. They think that because you don't code weapons on M9K means that you can code any weapon that can be thought of in a matter of minutes.

Also, people like this:

[T]http://i.imgur.com/x5h4K7X.png[/T]

Long story short, I didn't know how to use C_models when I started coding, so my weapon designs were based on the old v_model system and used custom bone settings. I know how to use c_models now of course, but converting my older stuff to the new models would be like trying to climb a mountain with one hand, I'd have to completely remake some of them from scratch and I don't have that sort of time. This guy just kind of decided that I didn't know how to convert them.

tl;dr

"Add c_models because I said so"

"C_models will break our weapon origins and bone mods, I'd have to remake all of them"

"Add c_models because I said so. Do I need to get you a tutorial because I can't read?"

[Humin]

I join a server then quit when it starts to download a dumb, huge addon. It starts to continue downloading the fucking thing for 15 minutes when I join a server that I damn well know does not have that addon.

[NiandraLades]

[QUOTE=Humin;46995294]I join a server then quit when it starts to download a dumb, huge addon. It starts to continue downloading the fucking thing for 15 minutes when I join a server that I damn well know does not have that addon.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, a few people've mentioned this now - it seems to only happen with Workshop DL which is great because like that needs another reason to be hated

[Slithers]

[QUOTE=Sestze;46988571]Ever wanted the feeling that you were building something really cool without actually having to build anything?

That's why WAC/SCARs/Neurotech are so popular.[/QUOTE]

But as you know, they don't work nearly as well as some of the stuff people mass together out of 300 props and a few E2s.

[Oldrid]

[QUOTE=Slithers;46996315]But as you know, they don't work nearly as well as some of the stuff people mass together out of 300 props and a few E2s.[/QUOTE]

But doing this requires diligence, creativity, motivation, patience and one needs to be able to find tutorials oneself without bugging others all the time or, if one asks others,be able to accept and work with the tutorials given.

And now please tell me how many percent of GMod's average community is capable of that.

[Sestze]

[QUOTE=Slithers;46996315]But as you know, they don't work nearly as well as some of the stuff people mass together out of 300 props and a few E2s.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't matter, they had a custom sports car with awesome colors and sick smoke trails that they can do donuts in gm_bigcity with without spending any time actually learning how to do anything.

That was an honest suggestion that was fielded to me for a build to kill server I run. Someone told me to add WAC/SCars to allow newer players a feeling of accomplishment and building acumen that would be almost in league with the people actually building stuff on the server. I dismissed the idea out of hand.

[Slithers]

[QUOTE=Sestze;46996908]Doesn't matter, they had a custom sports car with awesome colors and sick smoke trails that they can do donuts in gm_bigcity with without spending any time actually learning how to do anything.

That was an honest suggestion that was fielded to me for a build to kill server I run. Someone told me to add WAC/SCars to allow newer players a feeling of accomplishment and building acumen that would be almost in league with the people actually building stuff on the server. I dismissed the idea out of hand.[/QUOTE]

Lol, SCars don't even come close to some of the things we make....

For example, my cars can do 160-200 MPH while you browse through the on board infotainment, enjoying the power windows, reclining the seat, opening the sunroof, or even shifting the gears if you so choose.

I think the most that SCars can do is 120 MPH while streaming some kind of shitty online radio channel.

[Humin]

You know how when you play a gamemode, disconnect from the server and you see screenshots in the background? Why is it that all the screenshots for ZS are completely awful?

[Japzzi]

The fact that gmod has turned into business simulator 2.0.

It really grinds my gears to find that everyone takes money for everything.. Do you want to be able to play as generic rdm job nr 21? Donate atleast 20$. Want a simple swep done? That will be a small fee of 30$.

But the worst thing is when people expect to get paid to admin shit.. It just feels like Gmod 12 was thrown into a black hole and when Gmod 13 came out everything was put on its head :/ Sorry for the rant by the way.

[NiandraLades]

I get more bothered that people actually willingly pay for that shit because if if I could make tons of easy money off idiots, I'd totally go for it

[Japzzi]

[QUOTE=NiandraLades;47001161]I get more bothered that people actually willingly pay for that shit because if if I could make tons of easy money off idiots, I'd totally go for it[/QUOTE]

Then just go play Gmod man.. Its a gold mine of idiots now.

I heard some prospectors came from California to dig for people's wallets in the game using coderhire and something they called scriptfodder I think they called it.

[Oldrid]

[QUOTE=NiandraLades;47001161]I get more bothered that people actually willingly pay for that shit because if if I could make tons of easy money off idiots, I'd totally go for it[/QUOTE]

Make a high-poly 8k-textured pug playermodel and you might actually earn a couple hundreds of pounds

[wauterboi]

Think about it though: It isn't hard to code Lua. It isn't hard to throw up a server with scripts. It isn't hard to buy DDoS tools. It isn't hard to do a lot of things, and so there's zero quality control on Garry's Mod with an abundance of drama, mutilated gamemodes, and sadness.

[Pyraax]

Shit like [URL="http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=288837078"]this[/URL]:
[IMG]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/34092779277522829/DBBFFBDC8572D777D3F704CDCAC1CF5665206FD3/637x358.resizedimage[/IMG]
Why the fuck would you upload this?

[B]Edit:[/B]

I really hate these major asskissers:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/IrOqOKI.png[/t]
The addon these guys are talking about is the default crowbar painted yellow.

[Slartibarty]

[QUOTE=Pyraax;47015644]Shit like [URL="http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=288837078"]this[/URL]:
[IMG]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/34092779277522829/DBBFFBDC8572D777D3F704CDCAC1CF5665206FD3/637x358.resizedimage[/IMG]
Why the fuck would you upload this?

[B]Edit:[/B]

I really hate these major asskissers:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/IrOqOKI.png[/t]
The addon these guys are talking about is the default crowbar painted yellow.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cold Fusion (On Vacation)]I'm 12, actually[/QUOTE]

[Wint3r]

rp_downtown and it's edits.

Why do people still play on this damn map? It really starting to get old, I really wish servers would use different maps.
Oh yeah, if they don't use downtown, nobody will play on the server.
It's not even that great of a map anymore. The original version was good. There are so many other better looking RP maps out there.

</rant>

[Хум]

[QUOTE=CryoDragon;47020763][/QUOTE]

proffessional app.

[meharryp]

Joined a prophunt server today, it had an ad provider in the MOTD which linked to a porn website, and also had MOTDGD running behind it, so I joined another server, which then proceeded to download every map it could possibly find in the workshop, so I tried to join another server, and it did that stupid workshop bug. *Sigh*

[buu342]

[QUOTE=Pyraax;47015644]Shit like [URL="http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=288837078"]this[/URL]:
[IMG]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/34092779277522829/DBBFFBDC8572D777D3F704CDCAC1CF5665206FD3/637x358.resizedimage[/IMG]
Why the fuck would you upload this?

[B]Edit:[/B]

I really hate these major asskissers:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/IrOqOKI.png[/t]
The addon these guys are talking about is the default crowbar painted yellow.[/QUOTE]

That's the same guy who made [url=http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=373982023]this[/url], and I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I saw this in the screenshots showcase:
[img_thumb]http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/543015313174964307/9287730A5FD57C303E2DDB5346AC16A3494D09BC/[/img_thumb]

[Oldrid]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OH2yzj7.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iifIlpR.png[/IMG]

:suicide:

Oh my god, can't I just shoot this guy?

PS: It's a SR3 reference for those who don't know

[Humin]

So, to test the average tolerance level of a zs player, I blew up the spawn for 20 minutes straight.
Start: 22 players at 11:20. End: 11:40.
11:24: player says: "this noob lol".
11:25: 19 players left.
11:26: everyone starts typing /report even though it does nothing.
11:27: players realize that it's me blowing up the spawn.
11:27: player asks: "WHEN WILL THE EXPLOSIONS STOP!??"
11:30: 15 players left.
11:30: players say: "wtf?" and "get rekt".
11:31: player says: "admin abuuse newb"
11:31: player says: "/report Humin"
11:32: player says: "let him do his only job he has in his life ......hes such a poor guy/girl we will never forget to hate ...worse than an 8 year old."
11:33: player says: "what have i do to to get an ban on tis server?"
11:33: player says: "guys just leave that tomato alone"
11:33: player says: "NIGGA"
11:34: player says: "I KICK YOU IN THE FACE U CUNT"
11:33: player says: "weak"
11:35: 13 players left.
11:35: player says: "I HATE PLACK PPLE, NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA"
11:36: player says: "ban"
11:37: badmin comes on and slays everyone. test end.
11:37: players left: 16

Conclusion: Players would rather whine about a bad server than just leave and join another one.

[TheMrFailz]

[QUOTE=Humin;47040523]So, to test the average tolerance level of a zs player, I blew up the spawn for 20 minutes straight.
Start: 22 players at 11:20. End: 11:40.
11:24: player says: "this noob lol".
11:25: 19 players left.
11:26: everyone starts typing /report even though it does nothing.
11:27: players realize that it's me blowing up the spawn.
11:27: player asks: "WHEN WILL THE EXPLOSIONS STOP!??"
11:30: 15 players left.
11:30: players say: "wtf?" and "get rekt".
11:31: player says: "admin abuuse newb"
11:31: player says: "/report Humin"
11:32: player says: "let him do his only job he has in his life ......hes such a poor guy/girl we will never forget to hate ...worse than an 8 year old."
11:33: player says: "what have i do to to get an ban on tis server?"
11:33: player says: "guys just leave that tomato alone"
11:33: player says: "NIGGA"
11:34: player says: "I KICK YOU IN THE FACE U CUNT"
11:33: player says: "weak"
11:35: 13 players left.
11:35: player says: "I HATE PLACK PPLE, NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA"
11:36: player says: "ban"
11:37: badmin comes on and slays everyone. test end.
11:37: players left: 16

Conclusion: Players would rather whine about a bad server than just leave and join another one.[/QUOTE]

I feel like that was probably Box's server, right?