Shit that gets you mad in Gmod - Garry's Mod

[QUOTE=MasterDaPro11;47108750] Also, [IMG]http://puu.sh/fHNX7/438e441dee.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] You won't believe that in 2 days, I got about 5 different "what is css" comments.

People are no fun to play around with anymore. Especially DarkRP (Yeah, fucking figures we know) you can't have fun. Fun police everywhere. Oh you're just singing, not mic spamming? Fuck right off, out of my server. Can you not, I want to have fun. I sing in public too so why the fuck not in a game server? Or God forbid you fucking swear. Think of the children.

[QUOTE=buu342;47111453]You won't believe that in 2 days, I got about 5 different "what is css" comments.[/QUOTE] Everyone knows CSS is Cascading Style Sheet. :v:

Any server with the following words in their titles: fun, good staff, 24/7 (yes really), need staff, [any adjective], roleplay (when not an rp gamemode), free (yes really), no lag (that's what ping is for silly).

[QUOTE=TeamEnternode;47123322]Any server with the following words in their titles: words[/QUOTE] i think "no lag" stands for serverside lagg over normal lagg

So... someone posted Zero Suit Samus on the workshop... observe, the wonders of Steam Workshop! [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rXtq0pH.png[/IMG] Exhibit A. [B]"The Horny 13 year old appears to have found its natural habitat, observe how the cat calls the piece porn."[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/EpoT64Y.png[/IMG] Exhibit B. [B]"Here you can see a very lonely 15 year old, who seems to have developed sexual feelings for Samus."[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0G3LrwN.png[/IMG] Exhibit C. [B]"Notice how the TF2 player has gained an erection for the player model, and is making this clear by commenting a so called TF2 Quote. (Which does not exist.)"[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SQc4B6L.png[/IMG] Exhibit E. [B]"The first commenter seems to have realized what he had been doing all along, and decided to share the news by asking who else did it. The second one has realized he can not get anybody in real life, so he decided to post something that we did NOT want to know."[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Ce9o8Ch.png[/IMG] Exh- NOOO I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. :suicide:

[QUOTE=riekelt;47126265]So... someone posted Zero Suit Samus on the workshop... observe, the wonders of Steam Workshop! [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rXtq0pH.png[/IMG] Exhibit A. [B]"The Horny 13 year old appears to have found its natural habitat, observe how the cat calls the piece porn."[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/EpoT64Y.png[/IMG] Exhibit B. [B]"Here you can see a very lonely 15 year old, who seems to have developed sexual feelings for Samus."[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0G3LrwN.png[/IMG] Exhibit C. [B]"Notice how the TF2 player has gained an erection for the player model, and is making this clear by commenting a so called TF2 Quote. (Which does not exist.)"[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SQc4B6L.png[/IMG] Exhibit E. [B]"The first commenter seems to have realized what he had been doing all along, and decided to share the news by asking who else did it. The second one has realized he can not get anybody in real life, so he decided to post something that we did NOT want to know."[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Ce9o8Ch.png[/IMG] Exh- NOOO I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. :suicide:[/QUOTE] Eh, I've seen much worse.

When maps are in workshop and/or not downloadable without enabling "allow all custom files". Server browser full of non-english servers. And loading music, ugh don't even get me started.

Some Things I dont like: -Kids/Loud mf sqeakers -Lag fags -Prop pushers (lol to fail prop push) -Spazzing out props -Easy weld fucking an entire contraption -Admins so serious they ban u and ur friend at the same time for messing around on AN EMPTY SERVER for an entire weekend and leave.

[QUOTE=Pyraax;47126273]Eh, I've seen much worse.[/QUOTE] Examples or it didn't happen.

[QUOTE=xXMcSkillzXx;47132316]Some Things I dont like: -Kids/Loud mf sqeakers [B]-Lag fags [/B] -Prop pushers (lol to fail prop push) -Spazzing out props -Easy weld fucking an entire contraption -Admins so serious they ban u and ur friend at the same time for messing around on AN EMPTY SERVER for an entire weekend and leave.[/QUOTE] Care to explain?

[QUOTE=TheMrFailz;47133231]Care to explain?[/QUOTE] guess he means either spammers or people with really high ping that are extremely hard to kill

-Little kid community/server owners. When I see this I instantly leave and don't even give the server a chance. -Admins that think they're 100x better than you are because they're admins. Get off your high horse asshole. -Maps that aren't on the workshop. Seriously, fucking put your map on the workshop. You'll make life easier for everyone. -Loading screens. All of them. There should be an option to disable them all in Garry's Mod. They're literally pointless. They take up resources, take longer to join, and annoys you. Especially if they have music. Not to mention the ones that tell you what files are downloading on top of the regular loading bar, which they never work properly anyways. -Servers that have no work put into them. Just Coderhire/Scriptfodder addons, the really generic and common ones at that, on a DarkRP server and they ask for $50-$60 donations. Why? It's such an obvious cash in. -Any PERP gamemode/community. Fuck all that noise. -MOTD. Honestly, unless it's a server that's original and has work put into it, I don't care about your MOTD. They're not that bad, but it's that whole issue where they force you to wait 10-20 seconds before closing it. Fuck you whoever did that. And I know it's a fucking Coderhire/Scriptfodder addon because they don't even know how to make a basic MOTD. The issue comes in if you play/join the server a lot. It's gets tedious. Don't show it at all. Just show a notification for people who want to see it. -Dupes & Saves on the Workshop. Never used one or cared about one. They just get in the way. Besides, they're all made by little kids who pose shit in stupid positions. -Over saturation of DarkRP servers/communities. No, you're not unique and you're not special. BUT the good thing is that it keeps all the kids in there so they leave the rest of us alone. -Chat clutter in 99% of servers. Someone gave themselves 1000 HP. Someone slapped xXx_CoDLegiT_xXx with 10 damage. Hey guise how do i install naked alex mod? lolz HEY HELLO ANYONE? RDMMMM RDM PROPKILL ADMIN HELP Shut up admins are [I]very[/I] busy Yeah I love the admins haha <3 you guys are the best etc. -Speaking of that... Admin ass kissers. Seriously. It's so cringy seeing that shit in chat all the time.

[QUOTE=AJ10017;47133510]guess he means either spammers or people with really [B]high ping that are extremely hard to kill[/B][/QUOTE] As someone with internet powered by stupid, I can assure you that high ping is in no way a good thing. Your game basically freezes* after 400-ish. (As in, everything stops essentially. Not actually freezing.)

Server DL speed limit.

Has anyone else gotten to the point where helping people with lua over Steam is just not fun in the slightest and super tiresome

[QUOTE=NiandraLades;47140654]Has anyone else gotten to the point where helping people with lua over Steam is just not fun in the slightest and super tiresome[/QUOTE] I just tell them to stop, I don't have the patience nor time to teach you Lua over Steam :/

[QUOTE=Exho;47140716]I just tell them to stop, I don't have the patience nor time to teach you Lua over Steam :/[/QUOTE] I just give them a link to a lua crash course that also helped myself a little. Really lovely how people ask me lua related questions, when I specifically point out that I'm a builder and not a coder.

"Does this work?" Well why the fuck don't you try it out? "It doesn't work" Then don't ask whether it works you lazy cunt. Is this some nation's standard of asking questions or something? Is this how how the British politely imply shit or something? I mean I know they can get off on "implying", but that goes too far. <while eating dinner made by B> A: "Does this taste good?" B: "You're eating it, why don't you tell me?"

[QUOTE=FPtje;47141976]"Does this work?" Well why the fuck don't you try it out? "It doesn't work" Then don't ask whether it works you lazy cunt. Is this some nation's standard of asking questions or something? Is this how how the British politely imply shit or something? I mean I know they can get off on "implying", but that goes too far. <while eating dinner made by B> A: "Does this taste good?" B: "You're eating it, why don't you tell me?"[/QUOTE] People usually ask one another if it tastes good to know if they like it. You have a good point though.

well, not [I]in[/I] Gmod, but the workshop consisting 90% out of dupes. Is there a way to hide dupes in it because dear fucking lord, it's impossible to browse at some points because of them. (and people not tagging shit correctly)

I hate all the retarded kids on DarkRP or any Roleplay gamemode who think the game is real life and act all mature.....

[QUOTE=scratch (nl);47144722]well, not [I]in[/I] Gmod, but the workshop consisting 90% out of dupes. Is there a way to hide dupes in it because dear fucking lord, it's impossible to browse at some points because of them. (and people not tagging shit correctly)[/QUOTE] You can choose the item type from the sidebar, it's the uppermost option.

[url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=220016945[/url] they're already fully included in the game.

[QUOTE=TylerB;47153166][url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=220016945[/url] they're already fully included in the game.[/QUOTE] Aren't some of them missing?

[QUOTE=_FR_Starfox64;47153939]Aren't some of them missing?[/QUOTE] no there's actually more of them now than there was in gmod 12

[QUOTE=_FR_Starfox64;47153939]Aren't some of them missing?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=legendofrobbo;47154981]no there's actually more of them now than there was in gmod 12[/QUOTE] All icons are included.

[t]http://puu.sh/g6k0N/52c0fbccd4.jpg[/t] [t]http://puu.sh/g6k1y/6c9cc2f1a9.png[/t] [t]http://puu.sh/g6k3i/bf3d15ec24.png[/t] Next generation server advertising.

[QUOTE=jamesrupert;47184180][t]http://puu.sh/g6k0N/52c0fbccd4.jpg[/t] [t]http://puu.sh/g6k1y/6c9cc2f1a9.png[/t] [t]http://puu.sh/g6k3i/bf3d15ec24.png[/t] Next generation server advertising.[/QUOTE] I'm just going to assume none of those players are legit.

[QUOTE=TheMrFailz;47184233]I'm just going to assume none of those players are legit.[/QUOTE] Someone posted about this earlier, all of those are the same server but it's listed 35 times. Don't know how they do this but the GMod server list can't differentiate the duplicates and thinks that the gamemode has 35x more players than it actually has.