• Shit that gets you mad in Gmod
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[QUOTE=TurtleeyFP;47477059]Do you guys know if there's such a thing as crash-banning a player? I was on a server and I may or may not have broken a rule against an admin. A few minutes later he reported me and got another admin to mediate, and while I was explaining my side, GMod crashes to desktop with no error message. My FPS was smooth, no other programs were running, and were in an empty section of the map. That, and it closed really quickly, almost like it force-closed instead of getting an error and freezing. If it's that common, then add that to the things I hate about this community.[/QUOTE] it's as easy as ply:SendLua("while true do end") or ply:SendLua("cam.End3D()")
[QUOTE=zerf;47477506]it's as easy as ply:SendLua("while true do end") or ply:SendLua("cam.End3D()")[/QUOTE] I thought the cam.End3D one was fixed? and that there's infinite loop protection?
There isn't infinite loop protection, trust me...
player X: drp all ur monie r i well shut u wit my in2 bollet ur skul. l0l XDDDD player Y: You better drop all your money or else I will put this 38 caliber bullet into your skull. See how big of a difference there is when you take the time to type a fucking sentence?
Infinite loops and cam.End3d()? That's amateur shit. All the pros are using [code]os.date("%.")[/code]
[QUOTE=man with hat;47478952]Infinite loops and cam.End3d()? That's amateur shit. All the pros are using [code]os.date("%.")[/code][/QUOTE] Yes, because it makes that much of a difference. Show off
Some of the default settings are a bit questionably. Does sandbox really benefit at all from starting with most of the HL2 weapons and having the ragdolls weigh down the physgun beam? And of course everything that's been said a million times in these threads about admin abuse and squeakers.
Nothing new here... Joined a DarkRP server, kids started rdming, me and another guy became cops, rekt them into the next year, kid threatens to hack us, we laugh, continue killing them while they whine "stoooopp", and then they leave. They were probably like 12-13 based on their voices. Good times
[QUOTE=Exho;47485360]Nothing new here... Joined a DarkRP server, kids started rdming, me and another guy became cops, rekt them into the next year, kid threatens to hack us, we laugh, continue killing them while they whine "stoooopp", and then they leave. They were probably like 12-13 based on their voices. Good times[/QUOTE] I demand the server IP.
[QUOTE=TpsTheHunter;47485657]I demand the server IP.[/QUOTE] 162.248.90.4:27015
Im going to be making a list of the shit that is wrong with this server. 1. Music during loading screen. 2. Shit loading screen. It looks like it was scaled to a 480p monitor. Probably is since the way everything is set up, it looks like the server is being run by a 14 year old who is borrowing their dad's laptop to play gmod on. 3. "Dark Roleplay" lol, who says that? 4. rp_downtown_v4c_highway and rp_downtown_evilmelon. Why the fuck am I downloading two maps? 5. Their logo looks like a knife that has been covered with yellow and blue puke. Horrible color contrast. 6. The fact that this server has a "staff manager" and a "server manager" so all the owner has to do is sit back and collect money. That seems like a lot of work for the owner's part. 7. So many playermodels. So many reasons to leave the server already. So, I climb on people and enter this gunshop, I close the door so no one would enter the shop, there is a HITMAN guarding the place and he tells me to get out. I place a hit on the gundealer that he is guarding and he replies with "I cant do that to my boss." So then the gundealer and his squeaker buddy who happens to be a drug dealer tells me to get out of the shop. I hear the squeaker buddy say "we dunt allow loominatii in the store anymore". Then I ask them kindly, can you please let me out? Then the hitman shoots me because I apparently did not get out when the front door is propblocked. GENIUS! I also managed to get someone kicked. :D Looks like all the 13 year olds went to bed. Ill keep this post updated
I'm connecting to that server right now. Holy fuck the loading screen looks awful. It looks like a really badly compressed image, is the owner aiming for dial up people to get in?
When I actually try to play TTT seriously for once, and no matter what I always manage to get RDM claims and end up getting slayed even though I had clear suspicion.
[QUOTE=Strive;47486811]When I actually try to play TTT seriously for once, and no matter what I always manage to get RDM claims and end up getting slayed even though I had clear suspicion.[/QUOTE] You sure it wasnt one of those servers that had in big red letters that you cant kill other players due to suspicion?
[QUOTE=FCR;47486291]I'm connecting to that server right now. Holy fuck the loading screen looks awful. It looks like a really badly compressed image, is the owner aiming for dial up people to get in?[/QUOTE] As someone who has what is essentially 56k minus the actual dialup part, I wouldn't even join that server.
[QUOTE=man with hat;47478952]Infinite loops and cam.End3d()? That's amateur shit. All the pros are using [code]os.date("%.")[/code][/QUOTE] We professionals (including me) don't bother to crash the client's game, oh no, we crash the client's computer! (Depends on the quality and power of the computer, of course, but will get the game down for sure!!)
[QUOTE=Author.;47490696]We professionals (including me) don't bother to crash the client's game, oh no, we crash the client's computer! (Depends on the quality and power of the computer, of course, but will get the game down for sure!!)[/QUOTE] ya w3 is l33t haxerz u betur wach out or 1ll ddos ur hared drive
[QUOTE=A Sock Accnt;47491799]ya w3 is l33t haxerz u betur wach out or 1ll ddos ur hared drive[/QUOTE] µ [/]0°8 1337 |<!]) ^(4|/|7 €\/³)\( 5?3#|< 1337. Yes, I can speak it.
[QUOTE=Exploders;47487343]You sure it wasnt one of those servers that had in big red letters that you cant kill other players due to suspicion?[/QUOTE] Probably was. Either way fuck it. RDMing is more fun.
when the PTDNTOT thread doesn't get used as much as it should, like this: [url]www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1460077[/url]. that should have been posted in the PTDNTOT thread. happens all the time, clogs up the developer page from genuine stuff.
[QUOTE=AnonTakesOver;47494612]when the PTDNTOT thread doesn't get used as much as it should, like this: [url]www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1460077[/url]. that should have been posted in the PTDNTOT thread. happens all the time, clogs up the developer page from genuine stuff.[/QUOTE] The problem with the PTDNTOT thread is sometimes your post gets ignored, so you sometimes don't get an answer straight away to your problem. [editline]10th April 2015[/editline] In other news, scriptfodder in a nutshell: [img]http://i.gyazo.com/32db7f8ab230bbedb26c9ad636d8a160.png[/img]
Some kids in gmod. A bunch of inpatient little shits (kids) that want you to play gmod everytime. Even when you're doing lectures in class, even when you're getting mugged, even when you're hurt, even when you're fucking doing whatever. Take this for example. Call me an asshole because of this. But I was learning things, when I suddenly felt vibrations coming from my phone. I looked on my phone, only to see the following useless bullshit: [QUOTE]Friday, April 10, 2015 12:33 PM - Friend: Hi 12:33 PM - Friend: Oh god 12:34 PM - Friend: Ugh [/QUOTE] Later on... I got back home after a long day of work hell. I decided to go for a little walk outside. And of course, I was carrying my phone with me. The phone started vibrating again. The following messages were: [QUOTE]4:39 PM - Friend: Hi4:39 PM - Friend: Wanna play Viscera Cleanup Detail? [/QUOTE] Well, I was doing something like enjoying my walking time outside. So I chose to say no because.. you know it. I sent the simple reply: "No." right back to him. He said this: [QUOTE] 4:39 PM - Adam Foster: no 4:39 PM - Friend: Thanks 4:39 PM - Friend: Jerk 4:39 PM - Friend: Thats nice way to take it 4:39 PM - Adam Foster: just because I said no 4:39 PM - Friend: The way you said it 4:39 PM - Adam Foster: doesn't mean you should be like that 4:39 PM - Friend: No 4:39 PM - Friend: On its own is rude 4:39 PM - Friend: You should say 4:39 PM - Friend: No thanks 4:39 PM - Friend: Maybe next time 4:40 PM - Friend: Not right now 4:40 PM - Friend: Maybe later [/QUOTE] All I can think of while reading this is... why am I friends with this guy? I'm gonna be straight up honest, he wouldn't leave me alone after I told him I was doing classwork. Every time when I need a few minutes for me to rest, he always messages me to see if I wanted to play a game. I just can't do anything anymore because of this fuckwit. Also this friend is British too.
[QUOTE=gman5459;47498026]Some kids in gmod. A bunch of inpatient little shits (kids) that want you to play gmod everytime. Even when you're doing lectures in class, even when you're getting mugged, even when you're hurt, even when you're fucking doing whatever.[/QUOTE] Don't go online for a while and wait for him to forget about you, then silently delete him. It's worked for me. Also adopt a policy of "Don't add me unless you comment why on my profile", it cuts down random friendings a lot. Speaking of which, kids that add you just to sing your praises for an addon. Okay, thanks, you could've done this in a comment though instead of wasting time adding me just to say "i like your guns". Even worse is when it turns into "hey can u make XYZ", that's when I want to punch someone.
When I use to play DarkRP and people who asked how to get a job...
I don't understand why people keep doing this. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Jg0RTlr.png[/IMG]
I get a lot of requests, but this one annoyed me especially: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mm9LmZ4.png[/IMG] (This was on an addon for the Fast and Furious charger) Yeah, ok, I'm just gonna go make every single godamn car in every movie the charger was in. Didn't even ask politely. And capitalized every word.
[QUOTE=Zangeiti;47502636]When I use to play DarkRP and people who asked how to get a job...[/QUOTE] I told them to go to a job interview.
"Donate $10 to become temporary admin for one month!" And the sad thing is, those servers stay up, because all the power hungry players keep donating and giving money for their rank.
Servers with thousands of unneeded addons, crappy loading screens which might have music (Loading screen music remover is the best) and DarkRP servers that have PAC3 restricted to donators. Why even have it if it's pay to use?
[QUOTE=Otterman;47504878]"Donate $10 to become temporary admin for one month!" And the sad thing is, those servers stay up, because all the power hungry players keep donating and giving money for their rank.[/QUOTE] The worst is that it works. Had a partner, server owner who sold admin. When he closed his server, he had around 300 bucks just for selling rank for about 3 months
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