Shit that gets you mad in Gmod - Garry's Mod

[QUOTE=Exho;47564273]He censored the word bu**[/QUOTE] How dare you!

[QUOTE=FPtje;47564272] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIc4_vq1iK4&t=2m9s[/url] Check it out from 2:09 onwards. [/QUOTE] That is by far the best Gmod Video i saw in a very long time. Is the Game Mode still avaible?

[QUOTE=Tomelyr;47564321]That is by far the best Gmod Video i saw in a very long time. Is the Game Mode still avaible?[/QUOTE] I don't know, people still have prop kill fights, but I'm way too busy to stay in shape. My prop kill brother crash minges DarkRP servers every now and then, but we both get our ass kicked by current gen prop killers. It's, crazy, but you genuinely have to train on a regular basis to not get your ass kicked by people who do train. Last time I heard there were several servers with that prop kill gamemode. That's a long time ago, though. I don't think it was ever really released.

[QUOTE=Spastik2D;47564009]you're promoting the most minge-y, most annoying fucking act anyone could possible perform in Garry's Mod. Prop killing isn't an art, it's a punch in the dick and is basically the equivalent of saying "I'm a 12 year old, please permaban me".[/QUOTE] You have summoned FPtje, what have you done. :suicide: [sp]Jk, love you man[/sp]

People who ask me to fix their scripts despite my profile saying that I don't do that. Its not that I dont like doing it, its that it just takes up time and I can't get anything of my own done. It happens a lot [quote] 4:15 PM - Exho: It takes time for me to do somethihng like that and its really hard with everyone and their dog asking for support or Lua help or what not 4:15 PM - [REDACTED]: yeah true 4:15 PM - [REDACTED]: i got a 12 line code 4:15 PM - [REDACTED]: problem 4:15 PM - [REDACTED]: can you fix it 4:15 PM - [REDACTED]: x) 4:15 PM - Exho: I was about to shoot myself :p 4:15 PM - [REDACTED]: hahaha 4:15 PM - [REDACTED]: its called 4:15 PM - [REDACTED]: hack.lua 4:15 PM - [REDACTED]: hook.Add("WeaponEquip","CWWeaponHack",function(w) timer.Simple(0, function() if not w:IsValid() then return end local ply = w:GetOwner() if not ply:IsValid() then return end if w:GetClass():sub(1,3)~="cw_" then return end local ammo_type = w:GetPrimaryAmmoType() ply:SetAmmo(w:Clip1()*4,ammo_type) ply:SetActiveWeapon(w) end) end) 4:16 PM - Exho: Oh you are serious 4:16 PM - [REDACTED]: yeah x) 4:16 PM - [REDACTED]: its a small thing mate :D 4:16 PM - [REDACTED]: nothign hard hahahaa 4:16 PM - [REDACTED]: don't need to shoot yourself 4:16 PM - Exho: I'm going to have to pass on messing with that haha 4:16 PM - [REDACTED]: haha 4:16 PM - [REDACTED]: as you can see it's equipping the weapon directly if you have it 4:16 PM - [REDACTED]: problem is 4:17 PM - [REDACTED]: by equipping it directly 4:17 PM - [REDACTED]: it's overlapping the weapon you spawn with or was having last 4:17 PM - [REDACTED]: Exemple: i got M4A1 i get killed, i spawn with my M4A1 in hand but i see physgun overlapping the M4A1 4:17 PM - [REDACTED]: cause i'm supposed to spawn with physgun 4:18 PM - Exho: I 4:19 PM - Exho: I'm not going to try to fix that, I'm coding something else at the moment 4:19 PM - [REDACTED]: ok 4:19 PM - [REDACTED]: so look 4:19 PM - [REDACTED]: i'll go to sleep 4:19 PM - [REDACTED]: try to fix it before tomo cause i really need this shit to be fixed, annoying as hell 4:20 PM - [REDACTED]: you got the code, you got the problem 4:20 PM - Exho: I'm not going to mess with it man 4:20 PM - Exho: I know nothing about CW2 4:20 PM - [REDACTED]: ... 4:20 PM - [REDACTED]: Its weapon equip man 4:20 PM - [REDACTED]: not like it's a custom cw2 code 4:20 PM - [REDACTED]: the only thing refering to cw2 is f w:GetClass():sub(1,3)~="cw_" then return end 4:20 PM - Exho: I'm not going to fix your code for ya 4:20 PM - Exho: I have my own stuff to fix [/quote]

[QUOTE=Exho;47565081]People who ask me to fix their scripts despite my profile saying that I don't do that. Its not that I dont like doing it, its that it just takes up time and I can't get anything of my own done. It happens a lot[/QUOTE] [quote] 4:19 PM - [REDACTED]: ok 4:19 PM - [REDACTED]: so look 4:19 PM - [REDACTED]: i'll go to sleep 4:19 PM - [REDACTED]: try to fix it before tomo cause i really need this shit to be fixed, annoying as hell 4:20 PM - [REDACTED]: you got the code, you got the problem [/quote] This part made me want to slap him so hard.

[QUOTE=FPtje;47564272]Hold your fucking horses. Proper prop kill fights can be the most intense, adrenaline inducing pieces of action in the whole of Garry's mod. [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIc4_vq1iK4&t=2m9s[/url] Check it out from 2:09 onwards. Everything happens really fast, there's a couple of dozen techniques. Each prop killer genuinely has a distinctive style (airborne, ground hugger, offensive, defensive, "sniper" and even trickster). It goes really far.[/QUOTE] Okay, this definitely changes my stance on prop-killing, at least when it's done this way of course. This actually looks really badass, thanks for posting that Falco. [QUOTE=propman100;47564035][highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("alt of serverwatch" - postal))[/highlight][/QUOTE] Thank god it happened quickly this time.

[QUOTE=Spastik2D;47565386]-snip- Thank god it happened quickly this time.[/QUOTE] After 5 minutes after reading that post I'm still crying of laughter. Thanks for making my night postal. Also I think he added me on Steam. Will edit a pic later in. Edit: [url]http://i.imgur.com/3f1QUAf.jpg[/url] god... Formating on android sucks

[QUOTE=FPtje;47564777]Last time I heard there were several servers with that prop kill gamemode. That's a long time ago, though. I don't think it was ever really released.[/QUOTE] There's an AU server dedicated to PK/HvH. Not sure if I should post the IP though.

[QUOTE=epiclolwut;47565788]Also I think he added me on Steam. Will edit a pic later in. Edit: [url]http://i.imgur.com/3f1QUAf.jpg[/url] god... Formating on android sucks[/QUOTE] He added you too?

[QUOTE=swadicalrag;47565832]There's an AU server dedicated to PK/HvH. Not sure if I should post the IP though.[/QUOTE] there was 2 servers until fairly recently, now there's only the monumental gaming server

Things that get me mad? The fact that I really want to build on build servers but I get thrown out because I ''Cant build for shit'' simply because I dont use wiremod for things :/

[QUOTE=Hellreaver;47568671]Dark RP server [...] donator armour/health dispensers[/QUOTE] There's the problem.

[QUOTE=Hellreaver;47568671]Friend and I join a Dark RP server. First thing I do is see an admin and a hobo talking to each other, and I walk up to them while my friend goes off to build a base. I tell the hobo the shitty updog joke, he somehow finds it funny, admin picks me up with phsygun while another admin noclips up and starts beating me with a 0 damage stun stick. I laugh it off and go to find my friend's base. We get raided a couple times by a kid who kept breaking NLR but our hobo buddy was outside yelling at us whenever he came around so I gave him 1k for being such a bro. We have a few printers running and are about to go find someplace to raid when some admin noclips through our house and destroys all our printers. We're obviously pissed because we've invested around 2 hours of money into those printers, and when we ask him about it he said that we were breaking the rules by stealing donator armour/health dispensers that we got in legit raids (literally nothing in the rules about this, when I confronted him about it he flung me away and noclipped off). About 2-3 times over the course of this story the two previous admins from earlier randomly show up to beat on people with stun sticks while noclipped/god moded, and then just ignored everyone who actually wanted to report rulebreaking (or redirected them to another admin, who in turn did the same). Passing by the compound and there's a bunch of squeakers in there waving printers over the edge and taunting everyone to go and raid them. They haven't set their keypad to hide the numbers they put in so my friend finds out the code is simply 64. We advert raid, open the door quickly and kill the three of them while accidentally shooting my friend in the process. Turns out through all their taunting they had one tier one printer so I destroy it and keep searching the place. Eventually they come back almost in tears that we were fail RPing because we knew their code (I'm not making this shit up). I say that's not what happened at all, and kid no. 2 guns me down and tells me to shut up. I run back to explain to the admin what was going on, and immediately the squeakers break out into a chorus of "see? see? NLR!". At this point the admin fucks off. They're back to taunting everybody and I'm about to leave the server when the hobo shows up and start calling everybody heretics and communists. He then starts spawning train props as big as the fucking street and flings them into the squeaker base and crashes the server within minutes. TL;DR, hobo Frankie is love, hobo Frankie is life[/QUOTE] I would really love to meet this hobo also what server is this? I may want to make a personal vist :)

[QUOTE=Spastik2D;47566518]He added you too?[/QUOTE] Yup. And I just ignored the request after editing my profile that I would ignore private profiles. I feel so proud ^_^

[QUOTE=epiclolwut;47571896]Yup. And I just ignored the request after editing my profile that I would ignore private profiles. I feel so proud ^_^[/QUOTE] I'm kind of curious as to what in god's name the guy wanted. His profile being level 0 and private doesn't bode well though, so that's holding me back from adding him to find out.

when in ttt 5 year olds are spraying porn, like ya at lleast porn sprays are realistic if your over 18 and posting that shit

[QUOTE=Spastik2D;47573059]I'm kind of curious as to what in god's name the guy wanted. His profile being level 0 and private doesn't bode well though, so that's holding me back from adding him to find out.[/QUOTE] Probably wants to invite us to the church of prop killing.

[QUOTE=epiclolwut;47575149]Probably wants to invite us to the church of prop killing.[/QUOTE] All hail the locker prop. It's also awesome for crashing servers.

[QUOTE=epiclolwut;47575149]Probably wants to invite us to the church of prop killing.[/QUOTE] That's only worth the effort if someone wants to train you. Sure, you can give someone the scripts, but that honestly won't make you even a decent prop killer. I don't know if there are enough people who want to train other people. And by that I genuinely don't know because I'm still out of the scene :v:

[QUOTE=FPtje;47575709]That's only worth the effort if someone wants to train you. Sure, you can give someone the scripts, but that honestly won't make you even a decent prop killer. I don't know if there are enough people who want to train other people. And by that I genuinely don't know because I'm still out of the scene :v:[/QUOTE] Might be probably for the best to avoid it like the plague anyways, not like we have better stuff to do then make 8 year olds mad on the internet... Well I do... Edit!: Find the grammar errors! This guy doesn't know how to stop. I think he really wants to convert me into the church of propkilling... Someone hold me! [img]http://i.imgur.com/avwSgng.png[/img]

When idiots assume that people that make Realistic weapons also make the view and world models they slap onto them: [t]http://i.imgur.com/istKJnd.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/kjelHyc.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/d8YGxHD.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/dnJSecF.png[/t] Because you know, downloading a model is such an amazing feat in weapons development.

[QUOTE=Spastik2D;47577029]When idiots assume that people that make Realistic weapons also make the view and world models they slap onto them: [t]http://i.imgur.com/istKJnd.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/kjelHyc.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/d8YGxHD.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/dnJSecF.png[/t] Because you know, downloading a model is such an amazing feat in weapons development.[/QUOTE] As we all know. Common logic is invalid. The moment that I found that out was with a indie developer and a retarded Brazilian used to talk about $indiegame's servers being on gametracker. With me saying that it is impossible. Since the servers don't support quarry ports. After that I was silent banned for 2 days...

rip gmod workshop, turning it in a (more) shittier place [url]http://steamcommunity.com/games/SteamWorkshop/announcements/detail/208632365237576574[/url]

"Leedleleedle gun v5 - $5"

I would rather have an option to donate to the workshop creator instead of paying for it. Like a big Support button next to the favorite button or something.

Paid mods seem very risky to me, especially in Skyrim with the loads of compactbility issues. Also there is this mod Wet and Cold, which cost €4,59 but is free on the nexus?? I appreciate work some modders have put in their content, but paid mods has so many hooks and nooks that need to be considered. But then again, who am I to judge I don't make mods.

Only 25% of it goes to the actual creator, as well.

[QUOTE=James xX;47584861]Only 25% of it goes to the actual creator, as well.[/QUOTE] And according to the SH thread you have to break $400 before you get anything. This is only helping the downfall of PC modding, with the resulting change of attitude from "I love this game and creating content for its players as a hobby" to "man, I could make [i]MONEY[/i] off of this!" -- not to mention Bethesda et al can now make a cut-corner game and have us [i]pay[/i] them (well, pay modders who get a 25% cut) to finish it for them. Everything about this is terrible.

[QUOTE=Exho;47582964]"Leedleleedle gun v5 - $5"[/QUOTE] I swear to god if CoolsitesChris starts charging fucking money for his shitty sound guns, I'm going to find out where he lives and take a baseball bat to his computer. I can just imagine the descriptions for his shitty Charles Ramsey Sound Gun: "hey guys...i made this gun...it was so hard to make...but i managed to make it...its a funny joke...because the guys name...sounds like gordon ramsay...buy it for $49.99..." On topic, if this even comes to Garry's Mod, it'll hopefully fizzle after a million shitty addons are put up for $10 each. I can only imagine what in god's name the M9K fans will do when they find out they can actually make DLC for Garry's Mod a thing and start selling their Silver Lightning Strike skinned Scopless L96 with detachable pistol shotguns and an automatic hotdog launcher in seven different parts for $5.99 each.