• Shit that gets you mad in Gmod
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[QUOTE=TheMrFailz;48098504]Another thing about mugging: Pulling a fucking ~m9k l33t kalashnikoof farty sevn~ out of your ass to mug people. I'm okay with a pistol because you could hide that in a pocket, but with a fucking assault rifle I'll be able to see you a mile away and steer clear long before you get near. (/ryhme)[/QUOTE] pretty much, unless you are this guy [IMG]http://www.powerlabs.org/images/coatgun.jpg[/IMG] [sp]though having a full size rifle in your coat would probably make you limp like your asshole had just swallowed 4 dragon dildos[/sp] [editline]2nd July 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;48100220]SGC went to shit way before this[/QUOTE] Why doesn't somebody just make a new one like it then. Hell i'm making a small addon to wiremod that adds various cannons, bombs, missiles etc to it that i may release soon-ish its basically like pewpew but focused on gameplay balance and every weapon have its place instead of having dozens of obscene superweapons
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;48100220]SGC went to shit way before this. In 2008, you could fly planes with however many cannons you wanted, but eventually people got butthurt and ended up getting it outlawed. No matter how hard the major aircraft groups fought for the right to use aircraft again, their was always some bullshit restrictions being placed down by people who hardly played on the server. Not to mention they also started disallowing ships smaller then 4x7 because fag-galleons got pissed off that they couldn't shoot small ships with a turreted cannon. Even if the ship is sunk with one volley, just because of that small, "nnnoooo, i want muh historic ships to be superior" tons of people got fucked over. Now the community sold out to some really crappy ARMA group which doesn't care about the server, and only wanted a small foothold into Garry's Mod which would attract players to their ARMA community. They even force members of the clan to play ARMA, or face being removed from their positions and being banned. Hell they removed the old guard of admins which kept the new admins in line, and from abusing their powers because they saw them as being to lenient with the rules, and because some of them had their own group they played ARMA with. I can go on all day, honestly [B][U]I hope that EndEffect goes down in a fireball[/U][/B].[/QUOTE] Fucking amen, there actually used to be a really long time that cannons balls went through parented props, and props with collisons disabled. I know shit about coding, but if you can't even get the base of your game mode right, then you fucked it up. The server is also a huge ass lag fest, because people weld up absolutely everything with turbo constraint, so spazzing boats with large amount of constraints are a common sight. I absolutely adore the idea of some naval warfare game mode, that's not restricted by silly rules, and restrictive tools. I couldn't even undo my parenting in that server because they use a serious dated multiparent, so if you dun fucked up you gotta respawn it and do it all over again. There is just too much wrong with navalplay, might as well throw it out of the window and just start from scratch.
Being one of those people who would do kidnappings, I used to stick by general codes of conduct. I'd ask if the other person wished to engage in RP before starting the hostage situation, id let it play out for a max of 10 minutes, and clearly provide a viable means of escape (no powergaming). What would piss me off is when people either A: Refused to co-operate by pulling out an M249 from the void between their crotch, B: Killed themselves in their cell to get out, or C: Just wouldn't play along with the scenario... it shat me up the wall. After we implemented a swep that simulated being tied and dragged, with a balanced means of escape and capture, we also added a rule that if you suicided or left the server to avoid RP interactions, you could be faced with bans of up to a week. The ban list had never been more full.
You can always make some kind of maze/parkour to get out from the cell, that way the victim can do something instead of just staying still. But who does kidnapping anymore? No one gives you anything for kidnapping someone, you'll just get mass raided by NLR-Breaker cops until you die or get arrested by some guy who just ran towards you with the arrest stick like nothing.
[QUOTE=meharryp;48094806]So after that cheater blacklist thing that got released I decided to take a look at HeXs version to see similarities in it, then out of curiosity decided to search my name. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KM32Ir2.png[/IMG] [editline]fake edit[/editline] The offending post:[/QUOTE] Decided to google my SteamID as well: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1472314[/url] Dude's trying to get someone to reconstruct a cache dump of one of my addons :v:
[QUOTE=Ott;48110445]Decided to google my SteamID as well: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1472314[/url] Dude's trying to get someone to reconstruct a cache dump of one of my addons :v:[/QUOTE] I didn't find any fun things from googling my SteamId. I did fork [URL="https://github.com/birdbrainswagtrain/CheaterCheck"]CheaterCheck[/URL] before it was deleted though. For historical preservation, of course.
[url]http://reddragongaming.weebly.com/the-banned.html[/url] "Threatening to thack the server with Eusion" This ban must be from years ago :v:
[QUOTE=FPtje;48110929][url]http://reddragongaming.weebly.com/the-banned.html[/url] "Threatening to thack the server with Eusion" This ban must be from years ago :v:[/QUOTE] jesus fucking christ who decided those colors were a good idea
[QUOTE=TylerB;48111238]jesus fucking christ who decided those colors were a good idea[/QUOTE] Mike Bettley, probably. [url]http://reddragongaming.weebly.com/our-admins.html[/url]
[QUOTE=TylerB;48111238]jesus fucking christ who decided those colors were a good idea[/QUOTE] Their admin app form (who the fuck makes admin ranks free for applications anyway?) is even better than the colors: Do you know how to be a good admin, explain: <- same context as... Have you ever been banned from a server: <- who would answer with yes? Why do you think we should accept your admin request: <- ...this one Are you a serious roleplayer: <- who would answer with no? and then this which deserves to be bold and underlines just for the glory: [B][U]If you are accepted to become admin[/U][/B] you will be sent a link and[B][U] be required to pay £ 7 . 00 a month/ 30 days.[/U][/B] so basically they expect users to work their asses off AND pay for doing so...?
People porting unoriginal player-models from games and filling up the front page with them cause they can't be bothered to put them in one big pack. [IMG]http://puu.sh/iM3gy/913d72f110.jpg[/IMG]
So I ended up googling my steamid. [img]http://i.gyazo.com/58b001f43ed8f804763f292887b32605.png[/img] Still disapprove of that subreddit to this day. EDIT: Then I found this [url]http://w.noxiousnet.com/logs/67_212_184_68_27015/2014_11_09/log048.txt[/url] [img]http://i.gyazo.com/e78f99717c159468ff14250b4621bf68.png[/img] EDIT: And this... [url]http://pastebin.com/6EYEEBQs[/url] Some darkrp job
[QUOTE=baldursgate3;48114096]People porting unoriginal player-models from games and filling up the front page with them cause they can't be bothered to put them in one big pack. -snip-[/QUOTE] X marks the shit.
googled my own steamid and came up with this: [url]http://thefalloutshelterau.com/index.php?/topic/3190-heisenbergs-ban-report-on/[/url] ah fallout shelter, I've had many good times at their expense :v:
What even is NP2 is it a custom gamemode or a shitty ripoff of sandbox with boats?
[QUOTE=APN Faulty;48119261]What even is NP2 is it a custom gamemode or a shitty ripoff of sandbox with boats?[/QUOTE] its a simulation of life in the navy, people driving large boats around and having copious amounts of sloppy gay anal sex
man, the only thing i can find with my steamid are some timer stats for surfing/bhopping, gungame or Stammies. except [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1440586&p=46654948&viewfull=1#post46654948"]this[/URL] not even one ban list entry :(
Googled mine. Came up with alot of steamrep crap, namely because one or two oddball peeps on my friends list have a vac ban. My rep was neutral though. Did find a weird site that apparently was tracking my TF2 stats on this one server. Impressed that it picked out the clan from my old name. [url]http://stats.adkgamers.com/playerinfo/439697[/url] Oh and here's some nox stuff. Only log they have on me is me joining, saying "Earcancer" and leaving. [code]01/18/15 10:53:15 <STEAM_0:0:15760461> Jonté^ *A Generous Man^: rofl 01/18/15 10:53:22 <STEAM_0:0:40225530> TheMrFailz: earcancer 01/18/15 10:53:38 <STEAM_0:0:64019085> sandvich born: im irish 01/18/15 10:53:48 <STEAM_0:1:92746509> Nick, Actually Steven Stone: no 01/18/15 10:53:53 <Player Disconnected> - STEAM_0:0:40225530 TheMrFailz | 24.148.1*[/code]
Searched mine, found this paste: [url]http://pastebin.com/yh6nk5ze[/url] Any ideas?
[QUOTE=James xX;48120908]Searched mine, found this paste: [url]http://pastebin.com/yh6nk5ze[/url] Any ideas?[/QUOTE] I think that was a banned steam ID list if am not mistaken since I remember seeing the exact one but bigger
[QUOTE=APN Faulty;48119261]What even is NP2 is it a custom gamemode or a shitty ripoff of sandbox with boats?[/QUOTE] Its basically sandbox with some shit slapped on, the only thing you can do is fight others, gather oil and thats it. In order to be able to other shit, like being a pirate you have to donate, which I wouldn't suggest you do, its not even worth it since the only thing you get is 25 extra props and the pirate non sense. Just burn your money, then you get at least some value for it.
This didn't necessarily make anyone mad, but I figure it still belongs here. We just had a guy join the Garry's Mod Coders chat and demand us to help him. I think he was under the impression that we were the developers of Gmod. [QUOTE] 3:48 PM - Baileybox09: I PAYED 1 DOLLARS AND I WILL GET THIS FIXED 3:49 PM - Baileybox09: 10 DOLLARS 3:49 PM - TrinityX: you didn't pay us 10 dollars 3:49 PM - TrinityX: so we will not fix anything for you 3:49 PM - Baileybox09: I GOT THE GAME 3:49 PM - TrinityX: so do i 3:49 PM - Baileybox09: YOU NEED TO HELP KE 3:49 PM - TrinityX: why? 3:49 PM - KING LUADONG &#9940;: why? 3:49 PM - TrinityX: i could literally care less 3:49 PM - Baileybox09: YOUR GMOD CODER 0-0 3:49 PM - KING LUADONG &#9940;: You do realize that none of us here are employees of facepunch 3:50 PM - KING LUADONG &#9940;: and even if we were 3:50 PM - TrinityX: as said, we are not affiliated with Facepunch or Garry's Mod in any way 3:50 PM - CSi. Xavier: 158.69.103.116 3:50 PM - Baileybox09: IM TALING GMOD 3:50 PM - KING LUADONG &#9940;: we still wouldnt be obligated to help you 3:50 PM - CSi. Xavier: The most beautiful IP address ever 3:50 PM - Baileybox09: ILL REPORT U 3:50 PM - CSi. Xavier: pls dont ddos my server 3:50 PM - Author &#128076;: Bailey 3:50 PM - TrinityX: Cyberuben had a better IP once 3:50 PM - Author &#128076;: We arent gmod developers 3:50 PM - Author &#128076;: but we develop stuff for gmod 3:50 PM - TrinityX: 85.2.0.0 3:50 PM - TrinityX: Cyberuben literally had that ip 3:50 PM - Baileybox09: DELVELOP A FIX THEN 3:50 PM - TrinityX: but lost it to the DHCP pool 3:50 PM - TrinityX: why would we want to help you? 3:50 PM - Willox: i mean bailey is right 3:51 PM - Willox: fix it you useless people 3:51 PM - Willox: it is your duty [/QUOTE] Also, this came up somehow. [QUOTE] 3:52 PM - Baileybox09: WHATS SYSTEM 32 [/QUOTE]
I'm in the middle of making a DarkRP server and need some ideas, and I know you guys love to moan about DarkRP, so, any ideas?
[QUOTE=meharryp;48122775]I'm in the middle of making a DarkRP server and need some ideas, and I know you guys love to moan about DarkRP, so, any ideas?[/QUOTE] Criminals KOS cops, cops AOS criminals and shoot back in self defense.
[QUOTE=meharryp;48122775]I'm in the middle of making a DarkRP server and need some ideas, and I know you guys love to moan about DarkRP, so, any ideas?[/QUOTE] [B]Rule #1[/B] You must announce everything you are doing. Raiding? Announce it. Gang war? Announce it. Walking down the street? Announce it. Why? Because fuck you that's why.
[QUOTE=man with hat;48122811][B]Rule #1[/B] You must announce everything you are doing. Raiding? Announce it. Gang war? Announce it. Walking down the street? Announce it. Why? Because fuck you that's why.[/QUOTE] Our server used to wanted people when they'd advertise raids/kidnaps/etc They used to get [I]irrationally angry[/I] and try to demote whoever wanted/arrested them and cry about it in OOC
i hate it when i ban little kids, then they make 5 fucking alts and try rejoining my server. this little kid even made a fucking video wanting me to unban him after i banned all his alts :v: [video=youtube;R8_HeoS0GY0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8_HeoS0GY0[/video] he even got on my teamspeak and sent me this as well [quote="autistic 12 year old"]"Manwalrus" pokes you: autism. autism. autism. u can never stop me from joining your server. even if you ip ban me. vpns ft[/quote]
[QUOTE=AJ10017;48123795] [video=youtube;R8_HeoS0GY0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8_HeoS0GY0[/video][/QUOTE] What the fuck was the point of that video?
[QUOTE=MrDwarf11;48124009]What the fuck was the point of that video?[/QUOTE] It's art. It's meant to represent how vapidly pointless his entire existence is.
[QUOTE=man with hat;48122811][B]Rule #1[/B] You must announce everything you are doing. Raiding? Announce it. Gang war? Announce it. Walking down the street? Announce it. Why? Because fuck you that's why.[/QUOTE] Best is when people do "/advert MUG/RAID/KIDNAP/PD RAID/FEARRP/CARJACK/DONOTPASSGO/DONOTCOLLECT$200"
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