[QUOTE=FPtje;43167855]That and an accurate version of that script would require a script that reads people's minds. How else are you going to detect RP behaviour accurately? The best you could do is heuristics, which can be exploited by minges, making them godded while they minge the lot.
Example: stealing is detected by gravgun pickup of items they don't own. Solution: steal by pushing with physgun, they'll remain godded while they're doing it.[/QUOTE]
sledbuild had a thing with an automatic nocollide, didn't it?
Whenever you kill people/arrest people/do your fucking job as a CP, you're instantly demoted for whatever reason, even if it's %100 percent legit.
It's infuriating because it leaves cops totally vulnerable until the very moment criminals start shooting, in which case you or someone else is already dead.
When a player gets set to minge rank on a build server and then comes on later saying:
"why was i minged"
"my brother did it"
"unminge me" -and with no indication the minge learned their lesson
People who decide its funny to crash a server on purpose. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IC7Lqmf.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=DatPolishGuy;43188715]People who decide its funny to crash a server on purpose. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IC7Lqmf.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
It's especially annoying when no admins are online and you yourself only have access to ragdoll. Some shitmuffin came on a server I'm respected on once and kept trying to do the thing where you slider a ragdoll. Needless to say I'd just ragdoll him, he'd relog, then I'd have to keep ragdolling him everytime he rejoined.
Ended up wasting 2 hours on one guy trying to f'ing do this.
[QUOTE=TheMrFailz;43190108]It's especially annoying when no admins are online and you yourself only have access to ragdoll. Some shitmuffin came on a server I'm respected on once and kept trying to do the thing where you slider a ragdoll. Needless to say I'd just ragdoll him, he'd relog, then I'd have to keep ragdolling him everytime he rejoined.
Ended up wasting 2 hours on one guy trying to f'ing do this.[/QUOTE]
Respected users on the server I play on can only teleport to other players, so the worst they can do is just teleport to them and kill them, though that won't work because players who are a constructor or higher have access to godmode.
I don't understand why anybody would release any lua on the workshop that they don't want people to look at or modify. If they don't want people to look at it, they should at least put some more effort into obfuscating it than just removing tabs and line breaks.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/KN5Sb02.png[/img]
[editline]15th December 2013[/editline]
At first I was just going to glance through, but now I'm actually going through just about everything out of spite.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/HAxjI5l.png[/img]
haha whose code is that? Wizey's?
[QUOTE=bliptec;43191686]I don't understand why anybody would release any lua on the workshop that they don't want people to look at or modify. If they don't want people to look at it, they should at least put some more effort into obfuscating it than just removing tabs and line breaks.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/KN5Sb02.png[/img]
[editline]15th December 2013[/editline]
At first I was just going to glance through, but now I'm actually going through just about everything out of spite.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/HAxjI5l.png[/img][/QUOTE]
That's hilarious, what addon is that?
It's from Magenta's mcpb weapon pack.
[QUOTE=bliptec;43192789]It's from Magenta's mcpb weapon pack.[/QUOTE]
wasn't this kind of stuff a thing with zoey's weapon packs
[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;43192848]wasn't this kind of stuff a thing with zoey's weapon packs[/QUOTE]
Yea, and as it turns out Magenta is actually just Zoey going by a new name again. Everything makes perfect sense now that I know it's him.
Garry got rid of the FastDL thing by adding a limit and Workshop Upload won't upload my shit. I'm screwed.
[QUOTE=bliptec;43193288]Yea, and as it turns out Magenta is actually just Zoey going by a new name again. Everything makes perfect sense now that I know it's him.[/QUOTE]
To be fair the way s/he was ousted from the community was pretty dickish
[QUOTE=MrManiak;43193311]Garry got rid of the FastDL thing by adding a limit and Workshop Upload won't upload my shit. I'm screwed.[/QUOTE]
How much content does your server have?
If you're hitting these sorts of limits, it's probably going to take a long time for your users to get in
does anyone still have the pink robocop with a glass of milk picture from that thread falco made about wizey?
[QUOTE=Johnny Guitar;43195259]does anyone still have the pink robocop with a glass of milk picture from that thread falco made about wizey?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6512/4khhl22222223.jpg[/img]
Gonna crush your head with her bare hands while drunk off of milk.
[QUOTE=NiandraLades;43193353]How much content does your server have?[/QUOTE]
Too much.
[QUOTE=MrManiak;43195592]Too much.[/QUOTE]
Remove some of it?
I have a tendency as Mayor to set up laws in such a way that no one can loophole them, and for some reason people seem to still fuck up, and not understand them. This is my usual:
[quote=Joey Skylynx 2016 in Pulsar Effect Roleplay]
[B]- Money Printers/Beer Stills/Drugs are controlled by the Government[/B]
[I]-- In order to have money printers/beer stills/drugs, you must work in a government farming building.[/I]
[B]- Semi-Automatic Firearms are Legal[/B]
[B]- In order to own an Automatic Firearm you must complete the following:[/B]
[I]-- You must play a non-violent government role[Firefighter/Medic] for one hour, or play a violent government role[Police Officer/Police Chief/SWAT Officer/SWAT Chief] for thirty minutes. Please contact the Mayor to start a Timewatch.
-- You must take a test in the regards to Firearm Safety, and the current Firearm Laws in the United States of America.
-- An essay on your beliefs of the current firearm laws in the United States or your own country. It must be 300 Words, on a Google Doc.
-- An essay on your view of current issues in the server we are playing. One paragraph, five sentences... Or more.[/I]
[B]- Base Defenses are Illegal. You may only lock the doors in your household.[/B]
[B]- If you are detained, you must call a Lawyer to act upon your case. If a Lawyer is not present, you may request a non-violent Government employee[Firefighter/Medic/Tow Truck Driver] to act as your Defendant.[/B]
[I]-- If you cannot bring up anyone to act as a Defendant, your prison sentence will be one hour. In this period you will be allowed one citizen visit, and the ability to watch movies in the prison movie theater.
^- The citizen who visits you will be handcuffed upon entry, and will be escorted to the Lunch Room to chat with you for five minutes.[/I]
[B] - If you are demoted from a Government Role, you'll be detained at respawn, and trialed for your crimes.[/b]
[i]-- If you are charged for your crime, your arrest will be one hour and thirty minutes.[/i]
[B] - Households or Areas with more than three inhabitants will be subjected to Draft Notices. The means of how a draftee is selected by the community is not monitored by the Theocracy of Evocity, but a draftee must serve a thirty minute tour in a government role. [/b]
[B] - Our Laws override the MOTD of the server, as the MOTD has been viewed as being incapable of understanding psychology, political theory, and proper workings.[/b]
[/quote]
Whenever I do this setup, people get all butthurt about having to serve in a Draft, even though you could clearly get around this by living with only one other person, or not trying to wall off an area to make a money printer farm. Its so fucking easy to understand, it hurts.
[QUOTE=bliptec;43192789]It's from Magenta's mcpb weapon pack.[/QUOTE]
I haven't heard much about him for a bit, I was worried that he'd be planning something.
It's funny to now he's still a shit scripter. I helped him learn Lua back in 2008 before he even started claiming he was a girl.
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;43199040]I have a tendency as Mayor to set up laws in such a way that no one can loophole them, and for some reason people seem to still fuck up, and not understand them. This is my usual:
Whenever I do this setup, people get all butthurt about having to serve in a Draft, even though you could clearly get around this by living with only one other person, or not trying to wall off an area to make a money printer farm. Its so fucking easy to understand, it hurts.[/QUOTE]
Since when did PERP have money printers?
[QUOTE=FPtje;43199059]I haven't heard much about him for a bit, I was worried that he'd be planning something.
It's funny to now he's still a shit scripter. I helped him learn Lua back in 2008 [B]before he even started claiming he was a girl.[/B][/QUOTE]
I still fail to understand why you are so upset by that
[quote]I was worried that he'd be planning something. [/quote]
And what the hell is this supposed to mean? You act like s/he/it has some kind of master plan to take over Garry's Mod or something. What, is s/he suddenly not allowed to do shit on Gmod?
[QUOTE=BFG9000;43203336]I still fail to understand why you are so upset by that
And what the hell is this supposed to mean? You act like s/he/it has some kind of master plan to take over Garry's Mod or something. What, is s/he suddenly not allowed to do shit on Gmod?[/QUOTE]
S/he/it has caused a lot of drama in the past over things; s/he's allowed to do shit in GMod though, I don't see the issue.
[QUOTE=BFG9000;43203336]I still fail to understand why you are so upset by that[/quote]
In that case you have some reading to do.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/943541/20[/url]
[url]http://www.solidfiles.com/d/00c9fef7f1/[/url] -- document describing what happened.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/930902/32[/url] (requires gold membership to view)
If you're reluctant to read, here's a short explanation of why I am bothered by Zoey acting like he does:
He's a obsessively manipulative, compulsive liar actively destroying people's emotions. He's had internet relationships with [b]dozens[/b] of people while pretending to be a girl. Back in 2009, I was the first to fall for his shit. He has told me the most ridiculous lies, using manipulation techniques that worked on my emotion to have me believe them. When I found out the truth about his manipulation I was simply crushed.
And it didn't fucking end there.
By the time I figured it out, Zoey had manipulated several people into thinking I was the enemy. I posted my knowledge on facepunch, and as a result I had people [i]religiously[/i] attacking me. One ass DDoS'ed me and all the others verbally attacked me for hurting the poor little fat fuck's feelings.
Why does it still bother me even though it happened in 2009-2010? Well obviously because Zoey is still going around yiffing and manipulating everyone and everything in his sight, carelessly destroying people's emotions, causing drama everywhere he goes and all whilst furiously masturbating. I had hoped he would give up on that shit, but he fucking won't.
[QUOTE=BFG9000;43203336]
And what the hell is this supposed to mean? You act like s/he/it has some kind of master plan to take over Garry's Mod or something. What, is s/he suddenly not allowed to do shit on Gmod?[/QUOTE]
Zoey has a very good reason to hate me. I was the one who first called out on his shit. He has gotten people to DDoS me before. He has launched attacks on other communities before, playing the victim "crying in her bed day and night" because they stole his ideas. Zoey rarely directly attacks people himself, zoey only needs to tell his friends that he's really upset by the things other people do, and that's it's really a timid girl who just wants to be left alone, but can't because everyone's hurting her feelings. Some people can get really angry when they hear such things. I know I did when I heard about what snow miser did to Zoey back in 2009 (he doubted his claims).
Zoey is the Charles Manson of Garry's Mod. I am glad that Zoey has no friends in my direct vicinity. With the way I've seen people white knight for Zoey I wouldn't be surprised if one of them would be actually willing to physically hurt me.
[editline]16th December 2013[/editline]
Speaking of shit that gets me mad in Garry's mod, god damn, there's nothing in [i]life[/i] I hate more.
All servers with a shit-ton of addons and other crap.
The usual "1000 or i kill u".
Some other stuff I don't remember right now.
What irritates me are kid-admins with a childish sense of authority (for example, taking rules completely out of context and plainly plastering them onto any situation), and self-important asshats who will cry wolf to their benefit, knowing the admin won't investigate and will basically kick or ban on-call.
[editline]16th December 2013[/editline]
page king, bow peasants
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Page King shit" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=:smugspike:;43204568]What irritates me are kid-admins with a childish sense of authority (for example, taking rules completely out of context and plainly plastering them onto any situation), and self-important asshats who will cry wolf to their benefit, knowing the admin won't investigate and will basically kick or ban on-call.
[editline]16th December 2013[/editline]
page king, bow peasants[/QUOTE]
A few days ago I had a nice rant on how minges were to be dealt with. All the roofs were constantly occupied by admins who had dragged some client over there with their physgun to say threatening words and let them go again. That simply doesn't work. When I caught a minge revenge killing a thief while also breaking other rules I simply kicked them without question. I can do that because I always make sure I catch people red handed.
During my rant some random client told me I shouldn't disrespect the admins.
I AM the admin, I said. It's weird how even non-admins will censor other players' opinions about admins if you think about it.
Admin disrespect is a terrible rule. As admin I allow criticism, hence the guy who told me not to disrespect the admins was not punished.
[QUOTE=X6ZioN6X;43201091]Since when did PERP have money printers?[/QUOTE]
Was a few months back, but some PERP server tried to add money printers, and it was hilarious.
[editline]16th December 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=FPtje;43204887]A few days ago I had a nice rant on how minges were to be dealt with. All the roofs were constantly occupied by admins who had dragged some client over there with their physgun to say threatening words and let them go again. That simply doesn't work. When I caught a minge revenge killing a thief while also breaking other rules I simply kicked them without question. I can do that because I always make sure I catch people red handed.
During my rant some random client told me I shouldn't disrespect the admins.
I AM the admin, I said. It's weird how even non-admins will censor other players' opinions about admins if you think about it.
Admin disrespect is a terrible rule. As admin I allow criticism, hence the guy who told me not to disrespect the admins was not punished.[/QUOTE]
My problem with just kicking them is that it usually never accomplishes anything, my way of solving things is just telling people that if it doesn't involve a group of ten or more people, that they can shove it up their ass if they think I am going to solve their petty affairs.
And tell them to call the Police, but god forbid you say that.
Edit: ALSO!
A holiday message from the Anti Fruitcake Brigade.
As this holiday season is warming up, and players are getting mommy and daddies credit cards... BEWARE THE FRUITCAKES....
The Fruitcake Level is presently [B]CHERRY. [/B]In order to spot a Fruitcake, use this informative guide on the ingredients of a Garry's Mod Fruitcake
[img]http://i.imgur.com/bSlctMz.png[/img]
[QUOTE=FPtje;43204011]-Wall of Text-[/QUOTE]
Wow, you're a lot younger that I took you for
And what the fuck, how did you get infatuated over gmod
This whole document is fucked up from start to finish ogod
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Shit that gets you mad in Gmod
