Shit that gets you mad in Gmod

[noruzenchi]

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;43205824]image[/QUOTE]
so many thoughts from "prosecution complex"

[KamikazeZombie]

-snip- fixed it

[BFG9000]

[QUOTE=X6ZioN6X;43206169]Picture's broken, bro.[/QUOTE]

I see it just fine

[Talvy]

[QUOTE=:smugspike:;43204568]
page king, bow peasants

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Page King shit" - Craptasket))[/highlight][/QUOTE]

What's this 'page king shit'? I'm guessing it's something about when you start the next page of posts... I know I'm new

[c👌de_g🎷]

[QUOTE=Talvy;43206243]What's this 'page king shit'? I'm guessing it's something about when you start the next page of posts... I know I'm new[/QUOTE]

Saying "page king" when you're the first post of the page is bannable.

[BFG9000]

[QUOTE=code_gs;43207807]Saying "page king" when you're the first post of the page is bannable.[/QUOTE]

bb-b-but muh LMAO pics!

[FPtje]

[QUOTE=BFG9000;43205965]Wow, you're a lot younger that I took you for

And what the fuck, how did you get infatuated over gmod
This whole document is fucked up from start to finish ogod[/QUOTE]
This is one of the very few things that can work me up this much. I was 16 when it happened. I'm 21 now.
My way of dealing with this issue is sharing as much information of it as I can. That's why I wrote that document in 2009 and posted the thread in 2010.

[BFG9000]

[QUOTE=FPtje;43209241]This is one of the very few things that can work me up this much. I was 16 when it happened. I'm 21 now.
My way of dealing with this issue is sharing as much information of it as I can. That's why I wrote that document in 2009 and posted the thread in 2010.[/QUOTE]

Still, I don't think sheit is "seducing" any guys these days is sheit?

[FPtje]

[QUOTE=BFG9000;43209682]Still, I don't think sheit is "seducing" any guys these days is sheit?[/QUOTE]
I was recently told that Marlwolf doesn't know about it. Don't tell him, he might get his feelings crushed [i]again[/i].

[Bizz]

[QUOTE=BFG9000;43209682]Still, I don't think sheit is "seducing" any guys these days is sheit?[/QUOTE]
You have no idea...
Zoey has plenty of people he actively engages in his pointless drama, I was foolish enough to be one of them at one point (rate me dumb if you want, I know I would). Anyways I've moved on from that, but it keeps coming back to bite me. I run a PostnukeRP server and one of my regular players was one of Zoey's White knights. He was like Zoey, pretending to be a girl for free things on my server. He started accusing me of "Stealing Zoey's Ideas" when I made melee weapons with a blocking system and a dynamic music script... I don't understand how Zoey first came up with dynamic music or blocking with melee weapons but according to that guy's logic I was ripping him off.
[url]http://puu.sh/5PPjr.txt[/url]
Lol :P

[BFG9000]

[QUOTE=bizzclaw;43214039]You have no idea...
Zoey has plenty of people he actively engages in his pointless drama, I was foolish enough to be one of them at one point (rate me dumb if you want, I know I would). Anyways I've moved on from that, but it keeps coming back to bite me. I run a PostnukeRP server and one of my regular players was one of Zoey's White knights. He was like Zoey, pretending to be a girl for free things on my server. He started accusing me of "Stealing Zoey's Ideas" when I made melee weapons with a blocking system and a dynamic music script... I don't understand how Zoey first came up with dynamic music or blocking with melee weapons but according to that guy's logic I was ripping him off.
[url]http://puu.sh/5PPjr.txt[/url]
Lol :P[/QUOTE]

How do people fall into internet relationships anyways? Especially with someone with a record like what sheit has...

@text
Haha what, ideas can't be stolen, only their iterations can. Even if you did replicate sheir melee system/dynamic music, that isn't stealing, it's just you creating your own version.

[NiandraLades]

When you click a passworded server and it connects you to it before you can enter a password and then get kicked for not doing so

[LegendofRobbo]

having to use the legacy browser set to sort by latency because the main server list is just a giant waterfall of diarrhea (pages of 'custom' darkRP servers that are all the same stale old shit wrapped in a fancy wrapper, way more ttt servers than is necessary, idiots that rename their darkRP gamemode in an attempt to have a fancier wrapper around their turd sandwich than everybody else, and so on and so fourth)

[MuteTM]

DDoS attacks. My NFO server is down because somebody's sending pretty major traffic towards the Chicago farm.

Why do people take games so seriously?

[skullorz]

[QUOTE=MuteTM;43258392]DDoS attacks. My NFO server is down because somebody's sending pretty major traffic towards the Chicago farm.

Why do people take games so seriously?[/QUOTE]

That was my server. Sorry!

[MuteTM]

[QUOTE=skullorz;43259160]That was my server. Sorry![/QUOTE]

Oh well, misery loves company. At least you got NFO to realize they have a serious problem with their Chicago location.

Are you the one that's brought it down 3 times in the last 2 days, or has it been different people?

[pkhzor]

The only annoying thing so far to running a TTT server is running into the "trolls". Most of them come in groups and are steam buddies. They come on the server to "troll". They all follow the same pattern.Kill 1-2 players trying to get away with it saying things like "I thought he was a traitor because he aimed his gun at me.hehehehe" or something along those lines, usually sharing information about who are the traitors etc but they suck. I've seen so many of these groups try to pull this kinda thing off but it never works, not once has it worked so far for anyone. When they join the server and start playing/talking then you just know who they are right away, anyone who has been an admin on a TTT server will know these people. There are way too many of them. Overall, I've personally banned like 40 of these groups, all permanently, not sure about how many the other admins have banned but the amount is huge. Not that I'm running some #1 TTT server or anything but I've got 11k steamids on my stats so far.

[skullorz]

[QUOTE=MuteTM;43259206]Oh well, misery loves company. At least you got NFO to realize they have a serious problem with their Chicago location.

Are you the one that's brought it down 3 times in the last 2 days, or has it been different people?[/QUOTE]

Different people, definitely.

[TornadoAP]

[QUOTE=pkhzor;43259575]The only annoying thing so far to running a TTT server is running into the "trolls". Most of them come in groups and are steam buddies. They come on the server to "troll". They all follow the same pattern.Kill 1-2 players trying to get away with it saying things like "I thought he was a traitor because he aimed his gun at me.hehehehe" or something along those lines, usually sharing information about who are the traitors etc but they suck. I've seen so many of these groups try to pull this kinda thing off but it never works, not once has it worked so far for anyone. When they join the server and start playing/talking then you just know who they are right away, anyone who has been an admin on a TTT server will know these people. There are way too many of them. Overall, I've personally banned like 40 of these groups, all permanently, not sure about how many the other admins have banned but the amount is huge. Not that I'm running some #1 TTT server or anything but I've got 11k steamids on my stats so far.[/QUOTE]

I know what you mean, I had this exact thing happen to a server I used to play regularly on. A group of these assholes came in and just started killing anyone they wanted to. There was a small population of normal people on that sever, so no one could stop this group of guys (and a girl) from killing someone. They also picked on anyone that was a squeaker. Eventually I got an admin to come in there ban them, but it's what led met to become an admin on that server.

[Lv100Garchomp]

I hate joining a server to see what a game mode is like only to immediately get told by an admin to leave.

You know, there's something convenient you could use that is called a PASSWORD.

[c👌de_g🎷]

When I help people in Help & Support or Dev Disscusion and they add me on Steam because they either want "instant help" instead of replying, or they want me to be a dev on their shitty DarkRP server.

[MuteTM]

Guy joins my server, tells me I'm a terrible admin after having issues with other players. That's a valid opinion. Instead of providing constructive information when asked, he simply went on a tirade about how I'm shit, the server is shit and every player that isn't him is shit.

I mean when you tell someone they're doing a shit job, at least tell them what they can do better without A) being everywhere at once and B) always siding with you.

Thanks for listening to my rant of the day. Join us next week where we talk about the community and children with their parent's credit cards.

[MyDude]

RP Admins/ Kid Admins / Admins that think there god.

Kinda ruins The Fun In Gmod

[TheMrFailz]

[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;43270860]Heres a rant from me that doesnt have to do with annoying servergoers.

I can hear gunshots from across the map as loud as they would be if they were right next to me. It is annoying as shit. Anyone else have this problem or have a solution?[/QUOTE]

Reminds me a little bit of the time when almost all particle effects broke for me and some friends shortly after GM13 came out. They magically fixed themselves 3 months later.

[Alsojames]

When there's a new head-of-faction for an RP server and decides "lol I'm just gonna switch everyone's faction ranks around"

[Da Space Core]

all these server attacks, makes me sad...

i mean, the LOGIC used by these kiddies is DEPLORABLE

You banned me because i was doing something wrong? You are a jerk, now unban me so i can keep screwing up your server or i will screw up your server.

and it isnt just a few people, there are WAY too many people who think this way, in gmod and beyond...

[BFG9000]

<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): server died
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): Von Schmidt crashed it
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): jep and thomas told me so
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): dude server is down
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll) is now Online.
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): ok so we have a issue well more than one can you talk?
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): ok i guess you dont care or something
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): i quit and heres why the server has so much useless shit on it litraly usless shit dont like people spawning annotin npcs black list them dont want hp to go to high limit it you dont care and now i dont either im done im jut done im not playing anymore i quit this server has too much stupidity and you are to blame simply because you dont pay attention to whats going on
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll) is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
Random Dance Matcher 9000: wait what
Random Dance Matcher 9000: what happened
Random Dance Matcher 9000: wait what
Random Dance Matcher 9000: o shit
Random Dance Matcher 9000: wait what
Random Dance Matcher 9000: you dont care and now i dont either im done im jut done im not playing anymore i quit this server has too much stupidity and you are to blame simply because you dont pay attention to whats going on
Random Dance Matcher 9000: that's not presumtuous at all!
Random Dance Matcher 9000: *presumptuous
Random Dance Matcher 9000: there's something called IRl
Random Dance Matcher 9000: *IRL
Random Dance Matcher 9000: and I was just in it
Random Dance Matcher 9000: sorry I can't attend to the server 24/7
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): theres also the fact that you dont allow others that can manage it
Random Dance Matcher 9000: like who
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): like players that play it
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): mmore often
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): also that sanic thing is tupid
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): why not enforce with scripts?
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): and the crashes
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): every fucking day
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): multipule times
Random Dance Matcher 9000: there is not one server on Gmod that doesn't crash
Random Dance Matcher 9000: especially build servers
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): yeah but THEY dont crash every day
Random Dance Matcher 9000: uh
Random Dance Matcher 9000: yes they do?
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): uh your dumb if you think so
Random Dance Matcher 9000: maybe not advanced build servers like MetaStruct
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): no server crashes as much as your that i have played on
Random Dance Matcher 9000: and even Biagio's Buildnanza crashed while it was still going
Random Dance Matcher 9000: I don't know if you've noticed but
Random Dance Matcher 9000: we aren't exactly the #1 server out there in terms of tech
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): yeah well i can host a server just fine on my laptop
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): and i can get 10 players
Random Dance Matcher 9000: it's a lot more than just that
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): no problem
Random Dance Matcher 9000: there's a lot more invested into it
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): like your shit lagg scripts?
Random Dance Matcher 9000: my shit lagg scripts?
Random Dance Matcher 9000: you mean like
Random Dance Matcher 9000: one script?
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): all*
Random Dance Matcher 9000: all, huh?
Random Dance Matcher 9000: so you're calling every LUA file on that server
Random Dance Matcher 9000: a laggy script
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): your stupid serisly stupid honest you script stupidly
Random Dance Matcher 9000: and you CAN'T host a reliable server on a laptop
Random Dance Matcher 9000: you seriously do not know how this shit works
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): i did for 2 weeks
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): so stfu nub
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): YOU dont know shit
Random Dance Matcher 9000: no for the last time
Random Dance Matcher 9000: that's not how shit works
Random Dance Matcher 9000: if you're hosting vanilla
Random Dance Matcher 9000: then sure
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): i would know i DID IT
Random Dance Matcher 9000: I DID IT TOO
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): wiremod acf and simple prop protection amoong others
Random Dance Matcher 9000: for months the server ran very smoothly, but lately we've been getting an influx in players
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): influx realy?
Random Dance Matcher 9000: yes
Random Dance Matcher 9000: server used to be empty most of the day
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): i would say a decline
Random Dance Matcher 9000: well you've literally only been here a couple weeks
Random Dance Matcher 9000: I've trusted you enough to make you an admin for fucks sake
Random Dance Matcher 9000: and then in one day you flip out
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): yeah but i have been on gmod for 4 years
Random Dance Matcher 9000: over a casual game server?
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): im not flipping out
Random Dance Matcher 9000: I'd say you are
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): i quit and then you flipped out
Random Dance Matcher 9000: <}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): i quit and heres why the server has so much useless shit on it litraly usless shit dont like people spawning annotin npcs black list them dont want hp to go to high limit it you dont care and now i dont either im done im jut done im not playing anymore i quit this server has too much stupidity and you are to blame simply because you dont pay attention to whats going on
Random Dance Matcher 9000: if this isn't a flip out
Random Dance Matcher 9000: I don't know what fucking is
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): that's not presumtuous at all!
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): your words
Random Dance Matcher 9000: no you flipped out
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): i quit due to the lagg the crashes
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): and YOU
Random Dance Matcher 9000: I'm just realizing that all this time what awcmon said is true
Random Dance Matcher 9000: I should have trusted his judgement
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): realy that dick?
Random Dance Matcher 9000: if this is really how you are
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): what did his ass say?
Random Dance Matcher 9000: then there is something fucking WRONG with you
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): no its just i dont want to be admin on a server as shity as yours
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): constant crashes lagg minge central
Random Dance Matcher 9000: good
Random Dance Matcher 9000: I don't want a bitchmoan administrating my server
Random Dance Matcher 9000: you can go do whatever
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): i dont want to im not
Random Dance Matcher 9000: yes
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): litraly im not going on ever again
Random Dance Matcher 9000: this is hilarious
Random Dance Matcher 9000: in ONE day
Random Dance Matcher 9000: you decided that the server was total shit
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): i have made this complaint before
Random Dance Matcher 9000: and I've tried my best to address your complaint
Random Dance Matcher 9000: I replaced laggy GDC with ACF
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): ask awc interitus bmx and your self
Random Dance Matcher 9000: on your assurances
Random Dance Matcher 9000: don't tell me that I'm not listening
Random Dance Matcher 9000: because I've been listening this whole fucking time
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): no you have not you have been selectively listening
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): you dont understand
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): your custom shit causes lagg
Random Dance Matcher 9000: yes you're right
Random Dance Matcher 9000: ACF causes lag
Random Dance Matcher 9000: so does XCF
Random Dance Matcher 9000: my shit may cause lag too
<}Tru{> Maulgranite(TotalTroll): by that logic wiremod causes lagg so does sci-fi and spastic's toybox
Random Dance Matcher 9000: haha
Random Dance Matcher 9000: look, all of my scripts I've written for the server thus far are pretty light and small
Rando

[hellothere231]

The amount of DDoS and server attacks in GMod right now is appalling. Since when did this become all serious? It's a fucking [B]game![/B]
And shitty admins, they get on my nerves.

[creepy]

[QUOTE=hellothere231;43291007]The amount of DDoS and server attacks in GMod right now is appalling. Since when did this become all serious? It's a fucking [B]game![/B]
And shitty admins, they get on my nerves.[/QUOTE]

because people want more. they don't care about anyone. all they want Is money from donations, power of admin, their way. and they attack every day so they could be an admin or unban themselves from a server or eliminate competition for money donations.

its sick. its horrifying. but each day people want [B]MORE.[/B]

[TheMrFailz]

[QUOTE=creepyface;43291076]because people want more. they don't care about anyone. all they want Is money from donations, power of admin, their way. and they attack every day so they could be an admin or unban themselves from a server or eliminate competition for money donations.

its sick. its horrifying. but each day people want [B]MORE.[/B][/QUOTE]

The greed of one affects many.

If only we could get the population of Gmod to Boycott such servers... Maybe then we'd see the second coming of Gmod servers.