• Shit that gets you mad in Gmod
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I think they're degenerating. [t]http://i.imgur.com/GGVp6fX.png[/t]
Music in the loading screen, god damn I hate it so bad. Disconnect instantly whenever i come across a server with music in the loading screen.
[QUOTE=Mr Hatisk;43665563]Music in the loading screen, god damn I hate it so bad. Disconnect instantly whenever i come across a server with music in the loading screen.[/QUOTE] Make a server and put[URL="http://noelswf.info/swf/283.swf"] this[/URL] as loading page
[QUOTE=ExtReMLapin;43666625]Make a server and put[URL="http://noelswf.info/swf/283.swf"] this[/URL] as loading page[/QUOTE] What's the emoticon for jumpscare?
More of an actual gameplay interaction complaint. Gamemodes built specifically for griefing - People bitch about griefing Some people who constantly try to fabricate "rules" Servers with 10+ Gb of content - No explanation necessary
I was trying to join a friend in a TTT server. Instead under the process when joining the server. The game gets stuck for approx 5 mins and then continues. Finally, I joined. But instead, the game shutter every time the in-game downloader installs a new update for an addon. And then I die, I sreach my body. The game gets stuck in a fucking loop. It was unfixable for 20 straight mins. Thank you Garry, or whoever came up the idea to download the updates ingame instead using the Steam alone.
[QUOTE=Pyraax;43667054]What's the emoticon for jumpscare?[/QUOTE] I'm damn thankful for my internet being slow enough to not to load that page and being fast enough to click x on that page, judging by the page name (had something along the lines of epilepsy) and this post.
Saw the new "TnB" server come up. TnB makes me mad in general. Every character is either a 6'8 Russian gasmask-wearer or a 5'3 big-breasted skinny lesbian with a .50 cal sniper rifle. It's not even "RP", just tons of elitism and cybersex. It's one of the the most sexually-frustrated, antagonistic game communities I've ever seen.
--Rant about a single server incoming-- I go server hopping from time to time, looking for servers with addons I like, specifically PAC3. I like seeing other creative minds and like to socialize outside of my favorites servers comfort zone. Recently I was going down a list of servers and after seeing 4+ TTT servers with a sandbox addon, I find an actually sandbox server. I join in, and its a brony server, no big deal really, up until you end up downloading ever single thing that contains a hint of pony in it.Server had ranks on it, and what pissed me off the most was that higher up ranks could spawn weapons galore and toggle godmode, meanwhile the starter rank cant enable godmode, and of course can't spawn weapons. I mind my own business letting people see things I made. I happen to fly over to a group of people curious of what they were doing, to find the edgiest teenager that will ever walk the earth, named The lord of Death and abusing PAC3 sunbeams to make him look evil or something. Lord of death assumes my costume has to be a good guy, says something real edgy to me, and kills me. He then returns to his edgy agenda and seems to forget about me while he rants about how evil he is. I decide not to go back over there, and start testing some stuff elsewhere. Then your proud and wise server owner comes over, sees me testing stuff, and assumes the best course of action: To try and destroy my stuff with explosives, lucky for me my stuff wasnt breakable, so the owner did the only natural action of a good server owner, and disabled my godmode I had gotten at some point, and proceeds to try and kill me. I manage to get away, and the guy ignores me entirely after that. I then proceed to hear a mix of bad MLP remixes and complaints about annoying staff, from staff. Let me do you a favor, and advise you avoid "DeRpY's MuffinTastic Build Server|Wire|SProps|DerpyGamers.com|" at all costs.
This was a LONG time ago. But it's sadly, a true story. It was a random sandbox server. I was just building, and some guy started to attack me randomly. I was a little frustrated that day, and shot ONE crossbow bolt towards him, and killed him, then resumed. But just because of that, i was frozen, and the admin rapidly prop killed me. Twice. Then unfroze me and warned me to not DM. I told him that the other guy attacked me first but he was like "Prove it". If you're so fucking deaf to NOT hear SMG/AR gunshots... -.-" I stuck to my story, then they said that those two were best friends. Then they permabanned me for RDM. *Facedesk*
[QUOTE=Giggle;43671830]--Rant about a single server incoming-- I go server hopping from time to time, looking for servers with addons I like, specifically PAC3. I like seeing other creative minds and like to socialize outside of my favorites servers comfort zone. Recently I was going down a list of servers and after seeing 4+ TTT servers with a sandbox addon, I find an actually sandbox server. I join in, and its a brony server, no big deal really, up until you end up downloading ever single thing that contains a hint of pony in it.Server had ranks on it, and what pissed me off the most was that higher up ranks could spawn weapons galore and toggle godmode, meanwhile the starter rank cant enable godmode, and of course can't spawn weapons. I mind my own business letting people see things I made. I happen to fly over to a group of people curious of what they were doing, to find the edgiest teenager that will ever walk the earth, named The lord of Death and abusing PAC3 sunbeams to make him look evil or something. Lord of death assumes my costume has to be a good guy, says something real edgy to me, and kills me. He then returns to his edgy agenda and seems to forget about me while he rants about how evil he is. I decide not to go back over there, and start testing some stuff elsewhere. Then your proud and wise server owner comes over, sees me testing stuff, and assumes the best course of action: To try and destroy my stuff with explosives, lucky for me my stuff wasnt breakable, so the owner did the only natural action of a good server owner, and disabled my godmode I had gotten at some point, and proceeds to try and kill me. I manage to get away, and the guy ignores me entirely after that. I then proceed to hear a mix of bad MLP remixes and complaints about annoying staff, from staff. Let me do you a favor, and advise you avoid "DeRpY's MuffinTastic Build Server|Wire|SProps|DerpyGamers.com|" at all costs.[/QUOTE] wat...did you seriously go on a brony server and expect to see anything other than edgy 12 year olds, greasy neckbeards and various other bottom feeders? bronies have a bad reputation for a good reason y'know
@OP: everything
The fact that Gmod 13 broke shit. Fuck, you'd figure an update would make it better.
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- TTT kids who screams, moans and brags about every killed T. - TTT and DarkRP being overpopulated as shit, meanwhile other gamemodes can't have a chance. - Paid admins - At RP servers, kiddies abusing the authority's powers. - Gmod's inbuilt addon browser.
The fact that people use Garry's Mod as a business for getting cash by selling admin or donator perks in servers thus not caring about the playerbase nor the issues residing in the server at all. People selling addons with numerous holes in the coding in them for such pathetic pricing, such as ARCBank as shown [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1354217"]here[/URL]. 15 dollars well spent eh?
Fucking hell I've never been this mad at garrysmod. So I'm server hopping again, and after the last 3 crash or I simply cannot connect (One gave me the message - [Disconnect : .] ). I find that the 4th has more content loaded than your average TTT server, so I try clicking cancel, only to find it continue to fetch addons, keeping me from disconnecting, I Alt Tab out to find that Garrysmod has frozen over my desktop or something, and I cant to anything. Thus I am forced to logout/in to my computer to get it to close cleanly. Also, speaking of addons, it also really pisses me off when a server uses an addon, and modifies it for their own usage (ex: PAC3 being used as the armor system in an Underdone server), but doesn't remove the base bits of said addon (ex: the cvar 'has_pac3' was still there, and I could view some other commands related to pac3, but not actually use it).
[QUOTE=RustledJimmys;43676250]The fact that Gmod 13 broke shit. Fuck, you'd figure an update would make it better.[/QUOTE] I don't know if you played GMod9 back in the day... if you haven't, you don't know how lucky you are to be playing 13... [editline]26th January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Giggle;43679458][...] so I try clicking cancel, only to find it continue to fetch addons, keeping me from disconnecting, I Alt Tab out to find that Garrysmod has frozen over my desktop or something, and I cant to anything. Thus I am forced to logout/in to my computer to get it to close cleanly. [...][/QUOTE] Source engine problems since day 1. Also why you can't connect anymore. You must have half-written download lists and .gma files and shit now...
Things like this. Pretty generic but thought I would post it anyway. [IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73775541/jackdarkrp.png[/IMG] Guy basically told me to stop suiciding in DarkRP because it ruined immersion (mind you I had never joined a DarkRP server in the past -- I was mostly used to Sandbox), and flipped when I told him telling me that wasn't a good way to get me to join. This "six year old" he's mentioning was a kid he was trapping in the jail for fun the night before. After that I decided [b]not[/b] to join his server anymore, and was the general reason I hesitated to join a DarkRP server in the first place.
[QUOTE=MissingNoGuy;43683733]Things like this. Pretty generic but thought I would post it anyway. Guy basically told me to stop suiciding in DarkRP because it ruined immersion (mind you I had never joined a DarkRP server in the past -- I was mostly used to Sandbox), and flipped when I told him telling me that wasn't a good way to get me to join. This "six year old" he's mentioning was a kid he was trapping in the jail for fun the night before. After that I decided [b]not[/b] to join his server anymore, and was the general reason I hesitated to join a DarkRP server in the first place.[/QUOTE] DarkRP? Immersion? :v:
[QUOTE=Sockem;43684614]DarkRP? Immersion? :v:[/QUOTE] Immerse yourself in the non-rp. Lack of fixes for gmod gameplay. Stuff like hitboxes, they know they are fucked up and shit, there was a topic about them in the next version moaners subforum but that forum is gone now. Even serious problems like this [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1347114[/url] have to be mended with some "half" fix, since removing the ragdoll is not really ideal. Community shouldn't have to fix the gamebreaking bugs, they should be making useful addons for gmod instead of spending their time trying to fix broken crap. I am grateful however to all the fixes that have been done, the swift fix for the [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1351764/]lua virus[/url] for example.
How I get 20-50 FPS on every gamemode because multicore rendering was disabled
Hoping something good comes out of GCC Public holiday, all the local populated servers aren't really captivating [img]http://i.imgur.com/pjgTpNj.png[/img]
Most of the shit that happens in garry's mod I don't mind, since most of them you can ignore or fight back, but there's one thing I absolutely ABHOR. Kids who ask EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. server if they can be their dev because they learned how to make a chair throwing swep. Big whoop, you can make something 50% of the population of GMod knows how to. That's amazing. [editline]27th January 2014[/editline] Nevermind my first statement, I watched a vaginian stale video and I wish their mother had four miscarriages.
One thing that truly gets me mad is looking for servers, ttt mostly but anyway. Especially the Gmod's own browser, the server list keeps flickering like it updates/refreshes more servers but the slider bar is not getting smaller.. And then on to the fact that almost all ttt servers have very boring and game-breaking configs and weapons.
HL2Rp servers. These servers are untolerable; how can you have fun unless you play for a month to get CP? Being a citizen just involves standing around or talking to somebody about boring things that you are only saying because some elitist CP player said, "just talk to someone if your bored and learn to roleplay" It really simulates how boring the hl2 universe would be, eventually citizens end up doing dumb stuff like sitting right on a pole or body-blocking a cop and punching him to death only to be banned. It doesn't help that there are alot of these servers and most are circlejerks of citizens doing nothing and the elitist CP players crying out "fail rp im a cp people cant walk up to me and roleplay punching me to death because im god"
[QUOTE=Col.Rebel;43693921]HL2Rp servers. These servers are untolerable; how can you have fun unless you play for a month to get CP? Being a citizen just involves standing around or talking to somebody about boring things that you are only saying because some elitist CP player said, "just talk to someone if your bored and learn to roleplay" It really simulates how boring the hl2 universe would be, eventually citizens end up doing dumb stuff like sitting right on a pole or body-blocking a cop and punching him to death only to be banned. It doesn't help that there are alot of these servers and most are circlejerks of citizens doing nothing and the elitist CP players crying out "fail rp im a cp people cant walk up to me and roleplay punching me to death because im god"[/QUOTE] the sole merit to HL2RP is that its one of the best gamemodes to propkill in since people who take RP that seriously are pretty much guaranteed to reach extreme levels of butthurt when you join and start wrecking up the place
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[QUOTE=legendofrobbo;43673911]wat...did you seriously go on a brony server and expect to see anything other than edgy 12 year olds, greasy neckbeards and various other bottom feeders? bronies have a bad reputation for a good reason y'know[/QUOTE] That was a joke... Right?
[QUOTE=StarBot;43740418]That was a joke... Right?[/QUOTE] What if you're the joke?
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