Shit that gets you mad in Gmod

[Ferox]

The people who after joining ask, "Is there an admin on?" and the ensuing shitstorm that happens when [they think] there isn't one.

Longer story:

Dude came on a while ago, asked that. I stayed silent to see what he would do. He invited 6 of his friends and then came the literal shitstorm. They sprayed gay scat stuff on the walls and then proceeded to RDM everyone. Little kids crying on mic at the sight of the sprays is not fun to have to deal with.

[Seris]

People that take my publicly released E2's and dupes and say they are theirs.
"Fag: hey chek out dis col E2 i maed"
"Me: you know i was the one who made it right?"
"Fag has left the game (disconnect by user)"

[Lenny.]

Am I the only one that rather makes+uses a concommand/cvar interface over making a vgui one?

[roekelt]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/U3mGW9r.png[/IMG]
Some comments later....
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tzUWq6G.png[/IMG]
(Explaining: i already said that those errors are harmless and are being worked about 10 times.)

[ExtReMLapin]

[QUOTE=riekelt;44800870][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/U3mGW9r.png[/IMG]
Some comments later....
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tzUWq6G.png[/IMG]
(Explaining: i already said that those errors are harmless and are being worked about 10 times.)[/QUOTE]

You should ignore retards.
Not the lua errors.

[nikorev]

1) Missing map ____________ disconnecting.

2) People who buy admin.

3) Hackers/DDOSes.

4) Crashing when joining custom servers.

5) Terrible pointshops.

6) Framerate drops/losing of connection.

The list is endless, but these are some of the things I hate the most.

Cheers,
Nikorev

[Alsojames]

[QUOTE=nikorev;44801496]1) Missing map ____________ disconnecting.
[/QUOTE]

This so much. Especially when the map can only be found buried on the forum, in a section where you have to sign in as a registered user to access.

[chenhonkster]

[QUOTE=nikorev;44801496]Cheers,
Nikorev[/QUOTE]

Try to give up on this habit though.

[rbreslow]

Some guy on the workshop accused me of stealing his addon which doesn't make sense seeing as it's literally the simplest addon ever made, Greentexting. He kept spamming my page/profile with comments and calling me a terrible person. I added him up to question him last month.

[IMG]http://puu.sh/8MFmx.png[/IMG]

[Tinbe]

-Eh might as well snip the whole thing, it was all misunderstanding-

[gamerpaddy]

- sv_allowcslua 0 as default on sandbox servers -.-

Who cares if playerA is using a radio, aimbot, preset menu, 3d axis helper or holopad ??
Some admins i asked, to enable this, said: "i will not enable this", "you silly?", "So others become owner rank?" and "how do i run console commands"
So if theres an exploit ( i dont think, most of them was noobs), why not fix it?

[OfficerLamarr]

[QUOTE=gamerpaddy;44820105]- sv_allowcslua 0 as default on sandbox servers -.-

Who cares if playerA is using a radio, aimbot, preset menu, 3d axis helper or holopad ??
Some admins i asked, to enable this, said: "i will not enable this", "you silly?", "So others become owner rank?" and "how do i run console commands"
So if theres an exploit ( i dont think, most of them was noobs), why not fix it?[/QUOTE]

-snip, I didn't understand at first-

[KillerKo4565]

When this shit gets featured in the Garry's mod page. It doesn't have any stars.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Mrm8ZP8.png[/img]

[StarBot]

There a bunch of kids who [B][I]will not leave me alone.[/I][/B]
They just want me to teach them GLua, so they can get "popular lol" in Garry's Mod
-_-

[AnonTakesOver]

[QUOTE=StarBot;44823599]There a bunch of kids who [B][I]will not leave me alone.[/I][/B]
They just want me to teach them GLua, so they can get "popular lol" in Garry's Mod
-_-[/QUOTE]

This one time I joined a server with a 10 year old kid who said he could code, some guy was asking for help about Lua on the server so I was helping him, so was the other kid, the problem was that the timer was outdated and the other kid was like yeah try this, and what his message was, seemed like a mix of Lua, english and french, like, i don't even know what he was attempting to do, but it wasn't anything, then he said he finished the donation website, I looked at their website and it's directly of coderhire.

There are always kids who think they know Lua.

[NiandraLades]

[QUOTE=StarBot;44823599]There a bunch of kids who [B][I]will not leave me alone.[/I][/B]
They just want me to teach them GLua, so they can get "popular lol" in Garry's Mod
-_-[/QUOTE]

I kinda deserve it, since I do say in my Steam to add me and with my profile pic, but I get the weird fucking people adding me man

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/lDgJ7v2.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xxr4qGo.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FskaAfp.png[/IMG]
[img]http://puu.sh/8Fo7l[/img]

[AnonTakesOver]

[QUOTE=NiandraLades;44823831]I kinda deserve it, since I do say in my Steam to add me and with my profile pic, but I get the weird fucking people adding me man
[/QUOTE]

Make a fucking blog, I want to see all of these, this is fucking hilarious.

EDIT:

F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck is he going on about xD I love how your so calm at first then he just drives you mental.

[>>oubliet]

[QUOTE=rbreslow;44811702]Some guy on the workshop accused me of stealing his addon which doesn't make sense seeing as it's literally the simplest addon ever made, Greentexting. He kept spamming my page/profile with comments and calling me a terrible person. I added him up to question him last month.

[IMG]http://puu.sh/8MFmx.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

You know that's [i]the[/i] tyler? The guy that Frankenstein'd Hera together?

[aStonedPenguin]

100% coderhire & workshop servers. I know of maybe 3 servers that actually use no coderhire or workshop addons.

[Lenny.]

[QUOTE=>>oubliette<<;44824581]You know that's [i]the[/i] tyler? The guy that Frankenstein'd Hera together?[/QUOTE]

What? I never expected the "real" one to run a community, must be awkward as fuck.

[BFG9000]

[QUOTE=>>oubliette<<;44824581]You know that's [i]the[/i] tyler? The guy that Frankenstein'd Hera together?[/QUOTE]

God, Hera. The people who use that on Stronghold are [I]Wearing[/I] me out.

[rbreslow]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/8P1kw[/IMG]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/8P1kU[/IMG]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/8P1mY[/IMG]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/8P1lR[/IMG]

[Hatisk]

[QUOTE=rbreslow;44827443][IMG]http://puu.sh/8P1kw[/IMG]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/8P1kU[/IMG]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/8P1mY[/IMG]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/8P1lR[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1aA6gDt.png[/IMG]

This is going to be fun :)

[Lenny.]

When the wiki only cares about [URL="http://wiki.garrysmod.com/index.php?title=VGUI%2FElements%2FDProperties&action=historysubmit&diff=15621&oldid=11678"]giving you half the info you need[/URL] and makes you crawl the lua source.

[NiandraLades]

[QUOTE=LennyPenny;44831792]When the wiki only cares about [URL="http://wiki.garrysmod.com/index.php?title=VGUI%2FElements%2FDProperties&action=historysubmit&diff=15621&oldid=11678"]giving you half the info you need[/URL] and makes you crawl the lua source.[/QUOTE]

When the Gmod Wiki page is basically empty but the Maurits one is full of information.

[BFG9000]

When for some reason Rubat is the only one allowed to edit the wiki?

[Lenny.]

[QUOTE=BFG9000;44835023]When for some reason Rubat is the only one allowed to edit the wiki?[/QUOTE]

Huh? I never had that problem. Maybe some pages, like the main page are protected.

[ChickenLegGuy]

Darkrp server - 4 PM
Got kidnapped by a kid. He's now raping my virtual alyx player model.
God help me

[makeet'ai]

dumb 12 yrs old admin who banned me because my team boarded his "massive destruction flying vehicle" (a bunch of hl2 trains and props with hoverballs, thrusters and npc turrets on it...) with teltak's rings
team killed him and made the thing crash against another ship hahaha it was great until he banned me -.-

note: i love CAP & SG mods &#9829;
just can't find a [B]decent[/B] server running them

[BFG9000]

[QUOTE=LennyPenny;44836699]Huh? I never had that problem. Maybe some pages, like the main page are protected.[/QUOTE]

Really? I can't seem to find the edit button.